#Naked and Standard
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What I Can Afford: 2003 Triumph Speed Four
My friend, Dale, had a Triumph Speed Four many moons ago. He was particularly influential in my journey as a motorcyclist, patiently answering the stupidest questions in the world as I made my slow return to riding more than a decade ago. He loved his Speed Four, so, although I’ve never really had interest in owning an ugly, streetfighter-styled 600cc bike that you have to rev the nuts off of to…
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Compilation of Malleus showing his skin
And lastly, BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THESE HORNY SHOTS YOU MIGHT FAINT
#The lewdest character#according to victorian standards he might as well be naked with that collarbone#lmfao#you can see how pathetic malleus stans are#please just throw us a bone#im begging#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#ventique rambles
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#columbo#season 4#by dawns early light#whoops my original tags didnt go through#by dawn's early light is a very good albeit somewhat soporific episode even by columbo standards#very slow paced. very quiet#but man o man this scene is an Alarm Clock#hey youre laying on your couch in the dark half asleep? wake up the beautiful little man is naked and hairy and making a phone call
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chlamys
#tiberius the manfish#anthro#sketch#baz n tiber are vaguely set in ancient greece but i need to hunker and do a lot more research before saying that for certain#but! just wanted to do some clothing exploration. this is not a Standard Fit (naked under the chlamys) but i like the reference picture#and didnt feel like figuring out chiton folding rn#when did it become 1am. hello
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we need more freaky (and perverted) castiel fans. I'll go first
he drinks water like a cat, and when there's a thunderstorm he cums harder than ever and knocks out the local power grid
#he eats raw meat. he shows up naked covered in bees. he eats pb&js and tastes the molecules.#like he's such a FREAK i love him#let's whump him and make him weird :3#castiel#spn#supernatural#nep speaks#he's not only an angel but a weird angel by other angel standards
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waiting for new pencil to get here and i really want to post some recent art i did redrawing an old oc, just to have smthn to post, but im almost 100% sure itll get flagged idk how strict tumblr is abt uhh suggestive art these days 😔😔
#new pen should maybe be here tomorrow!!! so i can draw again yippeee#do u think i should post it anyways… its not like hes naked….hhhh#i have sm art that i think is probably. too l*wd by tumblr standards that i never post jsjsjsj
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kikiriki is almost what roosters say in polish. kukuryku
Kikiriki is what roosters say in Spanish but they spell it differently i believe. Kikiriki is also the prefered name for micro type bantams in latin america. Basically the Kirikiri are land race bantam, they are very similar to serama (and are cross bred to them aaaaaall the time) but they aren't standardized at all besides being small so they can look pretty wildly different.
My birds get mistaken for that breed pretty often since I'm not breeding towards the serama standard but my birds are still very small so they get mistaken for them.
#it will be interesting to see if kikiriki will get recognized and what will be their standard#because they can be crested bearded have feathered legs naked necks the whole thing#and they are going to have to narrow it down at least a little#in my opinion#not that having dubious ancestry micro bantams running around is a bad thing#micro bantams are great for rising global temperatures 👍#since they eat less and do well in the heat
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"His [Kanye's] vampiric consumption of her [Censori's] body becomes ours: the brutal depiction of heterosexuality as a practice of domination and value extraction is shown to be the same as the practice of celebrity and its consumption. But if that critique is contained in West and Censori’s spectacle, it may be we, not them, who puts it there. Censori’s consent and knowingness is not, actually, in evidence here; and even if it was, consent exists, often, even in situations of asymmetry and violence, even in situations where great harm is being done. Critiquing Censori as an artist allows us to see her differently, as something more hopeful and complicated than a victim of brutality. But sometimes things are what they look like."
I would not be surprised if there is abuse happening in the background that we are currently only seeing the cracks of. I wouldn't be surprised if in 10 years or less there are abuse allegations from her against him. In the video she looks so uncomfortable and the blank look when she is having her photos taken looks so vacant. I hope she is okay.
#kanye west#grammies#bianca censori#misogyny#why is it that female celebrities are always the ones that are basically naked?#who benefits from this?#celebrity double standards
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snakes have something called a jacobson's organ that allows them to smell. they stick out their tongue, and then when it enters their mouth again, the jacobson's organ processes what they just smelled with their tongue. i say this to propose that, after yakumo licks eiden's dick for a good 10 minutes, he closes his mouth and processes it all like O_____O
when i TELL YOU that this message left me bracing the wall like
(overwhelmed with positive affect)
#you just... waltz into my inbox... LEAVE ME SNAKE FACT.... and HILARIOUS vision???#you do this freely? you would demonstrate such audacity???#i post my snorn and soon after i get a fun little inbox surprise#i was overcome with such gratitude that i had to consult my uhhjacobson's organ for a bit? 😂#thank u.... for showing up and dropping these words on me... *wipes joyous tear*#i immediately thought of those silly cat zoomies eyes#what? is yakumo gonna go comically BIG PUPIL after he's processed what just transpired?#(sucked eiden's dick for a full 10 minutes)?#or is he just gonna have a steam meltdown like in puzzling invitation#just straight up blue screen (Buffering....) for a minute while all the senses catch up to him#and eiden (if he manages to drift out of his ducked-out-brain) starts to worry#as soon as i read ur message i was ON WIKIPEDIA like the buttered side of the toast on floor#vomeronasal organ my vestigial intrigue...? according to this here article... humans have them but they don't do anything anymore#so maybe yakumo has a standard nasal system when in human form. he doesn't need to consult the organ for processing#but the moment he starts shapeshifting... once he reaches those in-between and beyond snakey forms...#he'll have to engage in the ol' lick-n-sniff.#and that's when the comedy kicks in#does he descend upon the dick with renewed hunger after all that processing? a bit of gluttony activation?#or does he ease up a bit because it's all too overstimulating?#UGH WHY HTWRIUELOW WHYUIAO. SDTP YOYU I'M A CHANGED MAN AFTER NAKED APRON YAKUMO#i'mma need twelve more orders of this please *gestures to the yakuei dick sucking*#feesh answer
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The Naked Time is genuinely so good. istg star trek original series is great to study if you want to write good stories...Episodes like this one provide positive examples to strive for. Meanwhile, there are plenty of miserably awkward episodes to watch as counter examples. TV show of all time
#star trek#st: tos#tos#the original series#the naked time#I need to watch TNG's Naked Time episode to compare them#cuz I remember not liking TNG's take on it at all...#or at least it felt dull. Very un-impactful#while the original episode hits HARRRD.#Something something The Naked Time holds itself to the standard of telling a complete story in and of itself (which makes it strong).#Perhaps TNG approaching their episode as a chance for long-term character building kind of screwed them...#but I must rewatch to be certain.#Hm! Fun franchise#my words#analysis
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The Naked Kiss (1964)
"You know what's different about the first night? Nothing. Nothing... except it lasts forever, that's all. You'll be sleeping on the skin of a nightmare for the rest of your life."
#the naked kiss#samuel fuller#american cinema#neo noir#1964#constance towers#anthony eisley#michael dante#virginia grey#patsy kelly#betty bronson#marie devereux#karen conrad#linda francis#barbara perry#walter mathews#betty robinson#jean michel michenaud#patty robinson#paul dunlap#sally mills#edy williams#not sure anyone trod that finest of lines between significant artistry and greasy exploitation quite like Fuller; no other American‚ at any#rate. he's in fully calculating mode here‚ holding the reins tight so that this never quite tips into fullblown melodrama even at its most#histrionic and exaggerated. not his most accomplished nor his most well constructed work‚ but a hell of a film nonetheless: his treatments#of sex work and mental health might flag as a little problematic by today's standards‚ but for 1964 they're groundbreaking‚ as is the power#the agency and the sheer self determination he affords his lead (a powerhouse performance from Towers). jolts the viewer with a hard left#turn in the third act that i genuinely couldn't have anticipated‚ and which in the hands of a lesser director might have felt schlocky or#gratuitous‚ but here works perfectly to solidify his themes of sickness and culpability and to underline Towers' characters' arc and#personality. a highly unusual‚ grim and queasy look at the festering underbelly of the faux US suburban idyll
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white guy defeated, though i did have to show him my ass...
#elden ring#fromsoft#soulsborne#godskin noble#if i have to leave my build standards and go full naked dex i will
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You know I think we can resolve a lot of our problems and moral dilemma by asking ourselves "does this really matters that much?"
#this is mostly in relation to current moral panic specifically in france but i think it van apply to a variety of contexts#like idk if yall know but france hate muslim people (specifically women) so much and it's so absurd#like... so much debate over muslim girls in school specifically#'we can't let them wear hijabs cuz hijab is a symbol of oppression*' okay well does it really matters that much?#isn't it more important to let them go to fucking school in peace instead of forcing them to remove it#(*i know it's stupid but that's the mainstream view of the hijab in france)#'but we have to stay religiously neutral at school' why? i understand teachers being religiously neutral but students who care?#wouldn't it be better to let anyone exprime their identity instead of forcing a standard‚ so‚ y'know‚ people can learn about diversity?#'well sometimes they refuse to go to swimming lessons because they don't want to be half naked in front of boys/men'#yeah i can understand that somehow not sure it's specific to their religion tho maybe we shouldn't force kids to get half naked idk#maybe we could allow them to go to female only swimming lessons if they want to#'WHAT?! but that's separating bous from girls that's sexist and we won't surrender to that backwards vie-' does it really matters?#obviously i don't believe society should be segregated between men and women but here isn't it more important that those kids learn to swim?#(yeah i fucking hate this debate)#and that works for a lot of subjects#'but trans people-' that's 0.09% of people what the fuck are you talking about#'but if we let kids transition and they regret it' yeah what if? sometimes people do shit they regret (but let's look at the stats too)#if they have regrets we should support and help them and that's it#and like‚ sometimes the answer is 'yes' and if it is you have to keep fighting for your cause#but you have to choose your fights donlt waste energy again things that don't matter that much
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i want to start on the drizzt books for the drow content but so much of the drow infos I found from like the old handbook reeks of so much misogyny to me that i just want to stick to my own headcanons LMFAO
#like how are you gonna tell ME that this is a woman dominate society and men are treated like dogs but then turn around introduce the mage#school for girls and soldier school for boys but there’s also a special boys mage school like ???#if anything the concept of educating men should be laughed at and disregarded#then they’ll talk abt how drows are so cold and calculating that they don’t even have a word for love#but then turn around and go on and on about how they’re backstabbing emotional irrational bitches and also they’re almost always naked#like the idea of their sexy is centered the male gaze too IF ANYTHING i think their beauty standards is based on LOLTH#and spiders. and they’d want to look like lolth and she’s out there having eight legs#alas I’ll start it anyway but i like my own take on menzoberranzan hehe#like my beef w like whoever wrote those handbooks is that i think the concept is so interesting but it feels like they were just trying to#create an evil place that’s opposite of the norm and completely wrong and irredeemable#and what they thought up is a place where women are in charge
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quick oc-ified nude body doodle under read more (simplified, life drawing adjacent)
+ a cheye
#a doodley#oldmasc sometimes posts this one person with the almost exact build i imagine for him#also its weird bc this isn't his Fountain of Youth body nor is it his Decrepit Corpse body (unless i take this and make it Old)#but i still imagine it as his standard body...? weird. i gotta find its place on the scale#or see what i can turn it into if i find anything on Naked Old Men Bodies to study from ykwim#bc this is kinda the base#(kinda bc its not exactly this i just drew from the ref + gave it his hair for neow)#(hoping u get what i mean)#ok sleeps now#id spend more time on accuracy if it wasnt a before sleeps doodle...#delete later
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Today's thought: Nautolans and other aquatic species probably need regular water time for their optimal health, so it makes sense that the jedi temple would have a communal pool area. Which opens up the possibility of various individuals having to do the walk of shame (or stride of pride) through the halls in nothing but their swim trunks after some prankster stole their clothes.
I mean, if we apply Kit's standards of modesty, I don't think any of them would be ashamed of wandering anywhere in swim trunks. Or less, potentially.
#kat answers#american modesty standards do not interact!!#the rest of the world does not care about naked bodies and you should not either
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