#NO ONE ASKED BUT IM SUPPLYING IT-

[goofyjelly]

in actual tears over a Columbo fanfic yall

[telesodalite]

Never getting over Fulcrum being a project manager...

Idk why, but something about that is so funny to me. Not just because the title of "project manager" is inherently kinda funny for a Decepticon, but also because-

1. It's vague sounding and hard to explain irl because it technically exists in multiple fields, like healthcare or manufacturing, which surely translates into canon in some way.

2. In canon, it's simultaneously a really mundane, innocuous sounding job, yet it's also a super morally awful position to reside over depending on the context. (*cough* forced colonization and cyberforming *cough*)

And 3. It solidifies the fact that behind all the surface level militaristic work we get with both the Decepticons and Autobots, there's also Cons and Bots with "normal" jobs in both factions.

Like, sure yeah we get scientists and doctors, engineers and programmers, but usually in big important or warfront positions. (For plot reasons, understandably.) But it's also really funny and interesting to think of those that worked background positions, or minor jobs.

Like an Autobot working in their equivalent of an HR department, or a Decepticon who runs one of their outpost's or starship's kitchens.

Just all the pre-war jobs that didn't just disappear with the war, but instead evolved to exist within the factions.

It's particularly funny with the Decepticons though, because it could be a super mundane job or situation, but because it's them, it has to have an air of ~e v i l~ to it, either legitimately and/or merely for the vibes, like Tarn's "performance reviews".

[flufflecat]

bill cipher deconstructed, a cosplay

[kikieseverywhere]

I got a bunnydoll (bunnydolj) bracelet

Now I realize that the "B" is backwards help

(story in tags so YAP WARNING)

[leafmealonetodecay]

do you think I can live off of monster energy and the handful of blackberries I collect on the walk to and from school?

[cavedweller1st]

Why must I be a kind person in a world of hate.

Why must I take everything to heart.

Why the fuck do I have to live in the only bilingual province in Canada.

[kirkw4ll-a]

[ win ]  –  for the sender’s muse to place a hand on the receiver’s neck and rest their forehead against the receiver’s own for a close congrats or excitement at something. @aposthates

it was grueling. it was long and hard, exhausting in a way that hawke herself didn't realize she wasn't completely prepared for. she wished for her mother, for her father, for her family to be there with her. unfortunately, the world always had another plan for her. quite frankly, she was surprised that he stayed in the room with her -- why, she had no idea. where else would he go? where else might he want to be? and oh, the things she said. that she loved him, hated him, that she was going to hunt him for sport after all of this was over because of the pain that she had gone through. at one point, she was pretty sure that she threatened to throttle justice as well as if she had the strength.

night turned into day when, through gritted teeth and a gutteral SCREAM, things were finally coming to a point. "just one more. you can do this," the voice of the town healer told her -- although hawke could barely hear. too busy fisting the sheets of her bed, absolutely drenched in sweat with hair sticking to her forehead and the side of her face. she's been through hell and back, been impaled and tortured and almost killed more times than she could count. this, however? NOBODY could have prepared her for this.

but just like that, one final push. the incomparable pain began to ebb. her eyes had squeezed shut so tightly that when she opened them, vision was cloudy and she collapsed back against the pillows. in and out of consciousness, simply because of how deeply EXHAUSTED hawke now was. she could sleep for a week if given the chance. but her mission was far from over -- if anything, this signaled a beginning.

the next hour passed in a blur until the bundle was finally settled in her arms. she couldn't stop looking at her -- a tuft of light hair, big eyes closed as this new, little miracle slept soundly. her heart seemed to beat in time with this being. it was as though she was finally WHOLE. the feeling of anders' forehead against her own caused the threat of tears to spill into her eyes, the woman taking a long and slow breath through her nose. "will you ever forgive me for the horrid things i believe i might have said to you? i have a hazy memory -- something involved a bed post and shoving it into an orifice? maker's breath, i don't think that healer will be able to look at me in the eye ever again."

a laugh, as soft as her whisper as she bumped her nose against the man's and pulled away just enough for them both to look down at... THIS. this thing that they made. something good, something theirs. "i'm terrified that i'll break her. just last week i would've done anything for her to pop out given the fact that she was practically cracking my ribs with her kicks. now i'm at a loss. i just don't know what happens next."

[solacefiles]

Today was my borfday Mr fish man, you get a chocolate cupcake

"Happy birthday! I hope your day was tolerable, even in such a place like this."

He gestured to the items on his tail.

"Just for you, a special offer! a discount for 10% off! aren't you a lucky soul!"

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

“explode someones head by pointing out that access to substances can sometimes be a form of harm reduction” <- SO TRUE BESTIE. I hate that in some (particularly internet) spaces, “harm reduction” has come to mean “temporary and non-ideal stage between addiction and sobriety”. what if…,,.. we understood substance use complexly….. and we actually cared more about addict safety than abolishing substance use….. god.

LITERALLLY !!!!

Ive straight up had people tell me "oh, [harm reduction method/strategy] isnt really harm reduction though, is it?" because what they mean is that they dont see it as being a clear, measurable "forward step" on a path to recovery (by which they mean sobriety).

Like. its called HARM REDUCTION. Because the intent is to REDUCE HARM, both current and potential. if doing a harmful behaviour means avoiding a more harmful one than thats harm reduction...its reducing harm....

"“harm reduction” has come to mean “temporary and non-ideal stage between addiction and sobriety”" is such a good way of putting it

[thebrandywine]

Been rereading a bunch of your stuff and at this point I think I'm just gonna have to bind one big book with all your resident evil fics in it instead of doing a couple smaller ones bc I love them all so much lmao

[databent]

siiiiighs. curse of everything costs money all the time

[unopenablebox]

attempting to figure out what to get my dad for father’s day. unfortunately his main hobby is flyfishing & fly-tying, which is like knitting in that each person has an extremely specific set of things that they would like or use, and unless you have an opportunity to go rummage thru their desk there’s absolutely no chance you guess the right thing, and even then you probably still don’t

[ittybittybumblebee]

hellooo what pen/marker do you use for your traditional doodles? the line quality is so gud and you use it so well your art is awesome as hell i love

Aww thankyouuu sm!!! I use a lot of different things but mainly for the colouring is a mix of ohuhu alcohol/some random cheap dollarstore alcohol markers ,,,and recently ive used marvy uchida calligraphy marker pens for my lines . Theres also these britecrown premium pens that i use too but not as often lately..

[todayisafridaynight]

hello I would like to commission you. Should I pay you or send you the references first? Aaaaaaaaa

heya ! if you wanna talk bout commissions more in-depth, feel free to dm this account. or you can shoot me an email or contact the discord that's provided on my commission sheet :)

though in general, i prefer to hear out your idea and receive all the necessary reference images before payments are done

[dullahandyke]

Wah I wanna do right by bubbles n keep her as an indoors cat but like we've had her for about a decade so it feels like itd be such a big shift to keep her indoors plus I'll hopefully be going to college in a couple months so itll be on my family to be strict abt keeping her indoors and I KNOW they wont be...

[headachebattle]

sorry that i'm only reblogging the sun wukong polls to try and rig them in his favor. i was just really delighted to see monkey king on my dash out of nowhere when the tournament started. love the blog i hope you are headache free 🫡

don't ever apologize to me. have some candy 💊💊💊💊💊