#NARSTY

[oleandy]

i'm not gonna reblog the post but i also had fanfiction written about me and with my partner at the time (it was hard cuz it was long distance + first relationship) and it was. so fucking weird

they asked me how we got around to asking each other out so it would be "accurate"

[rotting-ink]

Can any of your ros smell arousal?

hehe L Rawlins, E Rawlins, Saleos and Seir.

[margravelucian]

grahpic design is my pasion

SHOP / KO-FI / PATREON / INSTAGRAM

[vampyroteuthid]

i took the liberty of removing with all the delicacy of someone defusing a bomb the forgotten (? kindest possible assumption) bloated and rotting cow parts that were taking up a whole shelf in my fridge. without getting botulism. applause

[ifartconfetti]

good to know i would probably gag at eating hersheys chocolate.

today ive googled why original parmesan tastes like vomit to me and its because of one chemical thats also in american chocolate that tastes like vomit to some people

[whenthedeeppurplefalls]

@theropoda Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look Look

[petrichorium]

Idk how I managed it but I just got deodorant in my mouth BLEH

[princessmo]

made one of the courtesy teas they left in this airbnb and it straight up tastes like liquid smoke wtf

[miscreantmermaid]

Sometimes you have to take a break from realistic portraiture and draw something bad.

Anyway, meet the narsty frog.

[werewolfnightwalker]

CW: mirror sex, wingless Hawks, chubby Hawks, insecure Hawks, retired Hawks, harmless Dabi.

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Beef Jerky: Toga I need a favor.

Blood Bitch: Name & address & Ill kill them l8r.

-Beef Jerky sent an attachment!-

Blood Bitch: JFC I was joking! But ok. Just bleed the guy, or?

Beef Jerky: Throw a brick through his window for all I care.

Blood Bitch: wut happened?

Beef Jerky: He insulted Kei, I just want you to send him a message.

Blood Bitch: gay.

Dabi looked up as the car came to a stop outside their apartment building. He and Keigo got out and headed inside, the elevator ride up to the penthouse eerily quiet. Keigo was staring at his shoes, his face painfully blank. Dabi wanted to take his hand, but they were stuffed in Keigo's pockets.

As soon as they stepped into their apartment, Keigo went right for the bedroom and shut the door, even ignoring their cat, Dove, as she came running up and yowling for attention. Dabi just let him go, removing his jacket and shoes and going to feed Dove to give him some time.

He could feel his Quirk burning under his skin, itching to go to the address he'd sent Toga and deal with the bastard himself. It had just been a fun night out with a handful of heroes; drinks and shitty bar food, something casual and fun.

One too many drinks in, though, and some nobody, two-bit hero made a "flippant joke" about Keigo's new figure. The former number two had gone deadly quiet, as had the rest of the group, and that was when Dabi announced that they were leaving. He'd stood up, purposefully knocking his drink over so it splattered into the shithead's lap, and swiftly escorted Keigo out.

So what if he'd put on a bit of weight? After his wings didn't grow back, Keigo was forced to retire as a hero. His life slowed down considerably after that, but his appetite and workout routine didn't. He'd gone up only one size in clothes.

That was all, it was barely noticable- to Dabi, anyways. Now, he headed for the bedroom, knocking once before he opened the door. He found Keigo standing in front of their closet, the doors of which were an expansive mirror. He'd undressed, down to his underwear, and was staring at his reflection with an expression that broke Dabi's heart.

Without a word, he crossed the room to him, stepping up behind him and wrapping his arms around Keigo's waist.

"I thought I was... fine." Keigo whispered.

"You are." Dabi murmured, pressing his lips to Keigo's shoulder.

"It's not... It's not that bad, right?" Keigo whined softly, hesitant fingers poking his stomach.

"It's not bad at all, pretty bird." Dabi soothed, his hands ghosting over Keigo's stomach, too. He tangled their fingers together with one hand, the other running through Keigo's happy trail until he shivered. "You look amazing."

"You're just saying that."

"You know I don't do that shit." Dabi rebuked, lazily kissing a line up to Keigo's neck, "You're breathtaking, you always are."

"I have a muffin top."

Dabi bit back his laughter, shaking his head instead. "No, pretty bird. These," he slid his hands over to Keigo's hips and gently squished the pouches of fat there, "are love handles."

"Love... handles?"

"Do you know that term?"

"No?"

"Hm..." Dabi's lips brushed up to Keigo's ear and he nipped his lobe, just enough to make him gasp. "Let me show you, then."

Keeping his hold on Keigo's waist, Dabi walked backwards, dragging Keigo with him until Dabi's legs hit the edge of the bed. He sat, pulling Keigo into his lap.

"Dab-"

"Shh, I've got you, pretty bird." Dabi pulled him back against his chest, before his hands slid down Keigo's thick thighs to palm the extra meat on them.

"I'm too heavy, Dabi-" Keigo squirmed.

"No, you're not. Look at yourself, Kei." He seized Keigo's jaw with one hand, forcing him to look at the mirror.

"Do I look uncomfortable to you? You look like you fit in my lap perfectly." He insisted, his free hand gliding from Keigo's thigh to his crotch, to squeeze the bulge in his boxers. Keigo gasped, jolting at the touch. Hesitantly, he pressed his hips back and down, settling more of his weight on Dabi.

"Are you sure?" He whispered.

"Yeah."

"S... Show me more?"

Dabi was all to happy to do so, releasing Keigo's chin. He palmed at Keigo's every curve, be it muscle or fat, while his other hand slipped into his boxers.

Keigo whimpered softly, rocking into his touch as he stroked him into hardness, his movements causing Dabi's own cock to chub up. Dabi crooned in his ear, nibbling on the shell gently. He divested Keigo of his boxers, leaving him completely bare.

"Look at you." He whispered, eyeing their reflections in the mirror, "Breathtaking, pretty bird."

"Dabi." Keigo whined as he slowly stroked his cock, his free hand reaching between them to free his own from its fabric confinements. He just hummed, relieved as his own cock sprang free, slapping lightly against Keigo's back and making him arch and whimper. "Dabiiii-" he whined, his face flushed and excited now, "Please-"

He chuckled, grabbing Keigo's ample hips and raising them, just enough for him to press against his hole. Fuck, he was still prepped from their morning romp, Dabi couldn't help but groan as he pulled Keigo down on his cock.

Keigo gasped and crooned, hips jerking as Dabi began to bounce him, wrapping an arm around him again to resume playing with his length. He looked over Keigo's shoulder, at their reflections, and was rendered breathless by what he saw.

Keigo, flushed and bare and spread for him, his every scar, curve, and beauty mark on display, his cock leaking over Dabi's fingers. His eyes shut and head tipped back, gasps punching out between his lips at every movement Dabi made.

"Fuck, Kei..." He groaned, burying his face in his shoulder as the image burned in his brain and spurred him on. He planted his feet on the carpet to give him leverage as he fucked up into his gorgeous boyfriend, drinking in his every mewl and moan.

"Da- ah- bi- ah!" Keigo cried, reaching back to grab Dabi's shoulder as his prostate was bullied by Dabi's cock.

Dabi groaned, heat rapidly building and tightening in his gut as Keigo trembled in his lap, the sound of their thighs clapping together driving him faster.

"Cl- close-!" Keigo keened, and that was the last straw. Dabi threw himself forward, bowling Keigo over and off the bed. They hit the carpet and Keigo cried out, startled, but Dabi didn't give him time as he seized his hips and yanked them up, thrusting back inside him frantically as he chased their ends.

He draped himself over Keigo's back, fucking him in earnest as he stared at their reflections mere inches away.

He saw Keigo's eyes open, before he seized and came across the carpet with a strangled moan. That was all it took to push Dabi over the edge and he was cumming too, grunting Keigo's name. Panting, he dropped his head and kissed over Keigo's shoulders again as they rode out their highs.

"Told you. Fucking gorgeous, birdie." He rasped.

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

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[rararazaquato]

tired: headcanoning chihiro as a cis man because it’s “canon” wired: headcanoning chihiro as a trans woman because canon is transmisogynistic and it's dismissive to ignore that inspired: headcanoning chihiro as a trans woman because you didn’t fucking play danganronpa

[athelind]

A hundred and three years of getting narsty!

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

[confinesofmy]

i've been detailing my car for two days now. 😮‍💨 so far i've vacuumed everything, taken an upholstery cleaner to all the seats, and finished cleaning the hard plastic interior in the front seat. i haven't even washed the car itself yet. 😮‍💨

[tiredkilljoy]

This is the NARSTIEST REMIX IVE HEARD IN A WHILE- HOLY SHIT

[yepiamthesmileyface]

pro tip don't take your meds with water from a straw