#source:me

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

this is real apparently (credit)

[theunknown-storyteller]

In our AU, Benimaru was adopted as a baby

3 year old Beni: fight me, Satan

19 year old Konro: ..... Ok then square up

-------- next scene

Hibachi: Now why did you think it was ok to kick a 3 year old

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: "Hey Weiss, my lips are all itchy. Can you scratch them for me?"

Weiss: Ruby, Darling, you know I love you but what the FUCK does that mean?"

[ctrl-shift-conan-and-suzu]

Conan and Suzu <3

[confused-reading-ink-rat]

Galinda, slides a note to Elphaba: 

Elphaba, reads : Roses are red, you’re in my dreams, did you know, pink goes good with green.

Elphaba, returns the note to Galinda :

Galinda : You just corrected my grammar,

Elphaba : It was wrong.

Galinda: How do I tell Elphie I like her? Fiyero: Just tell her? Galinda: No. It needs to be special. Fiyero: Write her a poem. She likes poetry. Galinda: Like what? Fiyero: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two. Galinda: No. Fiyero: Okay, how about: "Twinkle twinkle, little star, we can do it in a car."? Galinda: No! Fiyero: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream. Galinda: Absolutely not! Fiyero: You're right. That last one is edging dangerously close to serial killer territory.

[iamnotmereally]

Obsessed with how people just assume things and talk abt it as if they are facts. And they are so sure abt it.

[kirbyliker12]

taranzy😲and magoranza (????????ya)

[shinydixon]

Shiny my love I am just giving you a heads-up you do not have to post this but I just feel like a storm is coming. Alicia is on her TikTok tonight talking about Joe (she literally put “the Strangest Thing is that I was chill” in the comment) and how she just got out of a situationship and he said he wished her the best and she didn’t ever want to hear that again bc it’s bullshit and why say that you care if you don’t want to be in a relationship with me and she would rather be ghosted. There is no way it isn’t about him. She is WILDING OUT. But yeah I think you’re gonna get some wild anons coming your way, it’s probably gonna be on twitter. It’s gonna be a thing.

Thank you dear for letting me know 🩷🤍

This will be the only ask I'll post about it.

You can believe it's Joe or not, it doesn't matter, it's his life and he can do what he wants ✨️

(The you as in general, not you nonnie vxgndbhd)

Thank you again, nonnie, for the heads up 🥰

Vqs are going to freak out, tho💀

[willsoakerss]

i already KNOW that YOU'RE going to devour this just like I am going to devour it when it's out

Chapter 8 sneak peek?? 😏😏🤭🤭

heres a lil snippet !!

i finished the entire battle sequence. now i gotta write the aftermath scenes <3333

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

I'm going to spit blood.

[theunknown-storyteller]

*while in battle without their miesters*

Harvar: wait who are we fighting

Jackie: Kim's exe apparently

Harvar: how am I not surprised

Jackie: well if it's anyone out of the group to date it's her

Harvar: oh no, this is just not as surprising as when I found out Ox has exes

Jackie: OX HAS AN EXE

Harvar: two actually

[aria-diary]

#salvia

Source:Me

[opalwurld]

The last meme 😭😭😭

dandadan episode 8 in shitpost form

[cowboymantis]

Okay scientifically proven (source:me) tierlist of random idols I think would fit into Kamen Rider and what roles they'd play 🙏

I was up all night for this silly little idea why do I alwyas have to have the best ideas when I try to sleep 😭

I think one or two got lost along the way, bc the image was a webp 🛌

This all just started because I randomly thought "Minhyuk would lowkey be such a good Kamen Rider protagonist" and then I was like waiit a second. What if. Toku kpop and yeah

I kind wanna make some kpop Kamen Rider AUs up now. Even if they just stay in my head, it was sm fun thinking about everyones possible roles 😭

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Woe, oh woe... if only balding, anxious and overweight italians existed... so i can satiate my desire to give them a big sloppy kiss

I will tell u a secret…the world is so vast, SO beautiful…that they DO exist…but u gotta go to Little Italy in nyc (source:me)

[darklight-owl]

Y'all completely skipping over my fav smh

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The spectral bat, the largest carnivorous bat in the world, also proud owner of the snootiest snout to ever snout plus beeg chompers

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure