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ifartconfetti · 38 minutes ago
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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old
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ifartconfetti · 40 minutes ago
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ifartconfetti · 3 hours ago
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it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger
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ifartconfetti · 6 hours ago
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wicked whims being the most popular sims 4 mod proves you cant seperate sexuality from humanity at all
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ifartconfetti · 9 hours ago
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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ANOK YAI wearing Swarovski Met Gala 2024 – Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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Pallas's Cats (x)
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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When I was a kid, I didn't know trans men existed. I thought that nobody actually likes being a girl, that's just something that unfortunately happens to you, and you just gotta suck it up and pretend to be happy about it. Something vaguely about how it'd be shameful to admit you'd rather be a man because that's not The Feminist Stance, you just gotta grit your teeth and endure that shit and insist that you prefer it that way.
When I first learned that female-to-male transitioning even exists at all, my first thought was to wonder "why hasn't every woman done this?" How has this been kept secret so well that all women haven't flocked to transitioning if that's a thing you can do?
It was only over years that it actually sunk in that yeah no, women really do just want to be women, like genuinely. For the first 12 or 13 years of my life I wasn't aware that trans men exist, but in a more vague and unaware sense, I did not believe that cis women exist.
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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also veilguard has such a unique refusal to engage with faith and religion and i think that’s a huge factor in why it doesn’t feel like a dragon age game. those have been such central themes in the series and even though inquisition did them badly they were at least there. veilguard has empty chantries and unnamed dalish clans and a lost dwarven city you can only go to for a quest and don’t get me started on the antaam. you disprove part of the chant of light and it’s referenced by one line of dialogue and never again. the entire elven religion being a lie is the main plot of the game and all you get about that is bellara’s white guilt subplot. harding is reconnected to the stone but she’s a surface dwarf and the interaction with kal-sharok dwarves is extremely limited and valta is a statue. you have to make taash choose between being qunari or rivaini after their entire plotline about being nonbinary and not having to choose one or the other. it feels not even quite like the throughline of faith that has been central to the entire series was neglected but moreso that it was purposefully avoided
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ifartconfetti · 11 hours ago
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the world gets a lot easier when you learn to be wrong without getting pissed or doubling down. saying, ‘you’re right, that makes sense, I was misinformed, thanks for telling me’ instead of going to war over something your ego’s latched onto will save you time, energy, and the embarrassment of sounding like a whiny little bitch
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ifartconfetti · 12 hours ago
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I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????
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ifartconfetti · 12 hours ago
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meeting a couple who is into puppy play but it becomes increasingly clear they are pretending to be shaggy & scooby doo
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ifartconfetti · 12 hours ago
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My problem with heterosexual romance novels (which I am reading under duress due to my coworker book club but find somewhat entertaining cuz they're not something I normally wld read) is that whenever the love interest is an asshole the author also makes him all dommy dom. when what I really want is for him to be thoroughly put in his place. All of these shithead Christian grey knockoff guys in these books would be excellent brat material but nobody cares what I want. Nobody cares what I want
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