athelind
Your Obedient Serpent
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athelind · 51 seconds ago
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athelind · 1 minute ago
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
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I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
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You know how in the Anglosphere (or maybe just the USA) there's a trend of 'unique' names like Kayleigh and Emmeleigh? Is there anything similar going on in other languages?
Buddy if you only knew what parents name their kids in Brazil
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athelind · 4 minutes ago
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The shape of a fish's caudal tail can tell you a lot about how fast the fish moves! A rounded tail is the slowest and a lunate tail is the fastest! The lunate tail has the most optimal ratio of high thrust and low draw, making it the fastest.
Ichthyology Notes 2/?
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athelind · 5 minutes ago
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so-called "free thinkers" when they hear you open a can of wet food
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athelind · 6 minutes ago
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@txttletale's recent post about media criticism is really good and it actually spoke to me about something I've been thinking about with regards to D&D.
So okay D&D's whole gameplay doesn't actually frame the player characters in the best possible light. That's okay in my opinion, cause I don't think media needs to be morally correct for me to engage with it. When playing D&D I'll just accept some of the premise and then go with it.
But in recent years I've been seeing a lot of takes about trying to reframe D&D's gameplay through a positive lens. "The average D&D party is a found family trying their best to survive outside the status quo, trying their best to help people, etc." and it kind of rings hollow when what the gameplay still revolves around is grave-robbing, killing acceptable classes of people (under this framing "monsters" get replaced with cultists, bandits, and other folks society has deemed acceptable to kill), and often in the service of the status quo.
Like the framing of a lot of D&D adventures is "the poor village inhabited by good normal people surrounded by evil wilderness is under attack and because the power of authority doesn't extend this far into the wilderness they need your help to save them from the bad people," which is like basically forming a posse of vigilantes to enact frontier justice.
So when people try to put a positive spin on that with like "no we're just real scrappy strangers trying to do a good thing to save the world when society rejects us" it makes me go really?
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athelind · 6 minutes ago
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Lasers ceased to exist that day
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athelind · 7 minutes ago
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Little blue sleeping dragon. 🌀
From the shop.
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athelind · 8 minutes ago
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athelind · 10 minutes ago
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Bruce Timm Batman Sketch Original Art (undated) Source
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athelind · 10 minutes ago
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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.
Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.
I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅
Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.
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athelind · 12 minutes ago
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the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.
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athelind · 12 minutes ago
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Today I found out my dead grandpa was a massive shoplifter and every ice cream sandwich, Little Debbie roll and candy he gave me was more than likely stolen. He always had little gifts for me. Gifts he had stolen. Apparently Walmart was his favorite spot to steal from. I thought I couldn’t love and respect my grandfather any more than I already did but I do now. Poppy, you were a real one.
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athelind · 12 minutes ago
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Tunic embroidered with old Norse runes around the bottom that read “I joined the SCA and all I got was this stupid t-tunic”
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athelind · 15 minutes ago
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I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself
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athelind · 16 minutes ago
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Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.
This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming
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