#Mr. Ocelot

[shitpostingkats]

Theo is such a good member of this cast because he's the only one who has the guts to bully Ryoken to his face.

[zeeckz]

[bigusbossus]

WKAE UP BOSSELOT NATION WE'RE GETTING A MEAL TODAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️ come see your local slutty catboy get fucked !!

commissioned by @halfamilliontransgendercyborgs (thank you for the yaoi we all say in unison)

uncensored on my twt or you could also just dm me if you really wanna see

[himbosuplex]

Clip Studio Paint informed me I spent 42 minutes on this stupid joke image making fun of myself

[exiled-on-mainline]

oh my god you guys weren't joking about catboy ocelot.

[beatriceportinari]

omg he got rid of it thank you mr ocelot!!!!!!!!!

[ocelhirapilled]

first impressions of mr ocelot

[blood-and-pizza]

Notable Details from the original "Into The Pit" story (PART 1)

Upon the mill's closure, Oswald's dad works part-time at the deli counter in a store called the Snack Space (a 7-11 equivalent, basically), which requires a red vest as their uniform. Oswald is embarrassed by the fact his dad is wearing the vest as he drops him off at school. Just a neat bit of world-building.

Oswald has a best friend named Ben who moved into the next town over.

Oswald's bullies, including Dylan Cooper, call him "Oswald the Ocelot" after a cartoon character they saw as pre-schoolers, a big pink ocelot named Oswald. Again, more world-building.

Oswald is described as having freckles and a cowlick in the original story.

Oswald has no modern electronics in his home, save for one laptop he shares with his family. His phone is an outdated model he's embarrassed by.

Oswald's teacher, Mrs. Meecham, puts on a movie for her class on the last day of school, which is described as "about a farm with talking animals", "too babyish for a roomful of fifth graders". I'm guessing they might have been watching the animated adaptation of Charlotte's Web... or it could be wishful thinking on my part, since I love that movie.

Oswald has been drawing mechanical animals ("bears, bunnies, and birds") for reasons even he doesn't know, other than lack of anything better to do when he's bored.

Oswald's mom works at the hospital from 12PM to 12AM... yikes.

Oswald's dad can't cook to save his life. If it can't be boiled in water or heated in a microwave, he has to buy his meals... how relatable.

Blue-box macaroni and cheese exists in FNAF, meaning Kraft and its products likely exist, too. Just thought that was funny for some reason.

Oswald's dad squirts ketchup into his mac and cheese. I just think knowing he's the kind of dad who does that is really funny... kinda reminds me of my stepdad's love of ketchup, to be honest.

Other pizzerias that once existed in Oswald's town were Gino's Pizza and Marco's Pizza, both of which closed not long after the mill closed. Both Gino's and Marco's are described as good restaurants, while the food at Jeff's Pizza is described as "decent".

Oswald is into B-grade Japanese horror films, including kaiju movies like Zendrelix vs. Mechazendrelix. Zendrelix is apparently FNAF's answer to Godzilla, making Mechazendrelix an equivalent to Mechagodzilla. They're described like this: "... Zendrelix just looked like a giant dragon thing, but Mechazendrelix reminded him [Oswald] of the mechanical animals he drew when he stripped them of their fur." Zendrelix is also described as being portrayed by "a guy in a rubber suit", solidifying the connection between him and Godzilla.

Oswald and his dad both really love bacon. I just thought that was cute.

When Oswald visits the library, a place he finds "actually kinda fun", he shows interest in a science fiction book from a series, as well as a manga he liked. Based, IMHO.

The library Oswald visits frequently allows homeless people to use their computers and other resources. WE NEED LIBRARIES AND THIS IS EXACTLY ONE REASON WHY!

Oswald's mom, being a nurse, is a bit of a germaphobe and won't let Oswald play in places she considers dirty. A ball pit would be considered one such place.

The pizza Jeff serves comes in huge slices too big for the paper plates they're served on, and very greasy. As someone who was born in NYC and used to eat greasy New York pizza... I think I would have liked eating at Jeff's. Maybe.

Oswald reads a library book while visiting Jeff's Pizza, about "a world where kids with secret powers went to a special school to learn how to fight evil". I wonder how many books that describes...

Oswald plays an online fantasy game at the library that's free to play, but Oswald gets to a point where he can't progress without money. I wonder what game it could have been...

Oswald's dad and mom used to date in high school, often frequenting a roller rink, and are great skaters as a result. Oswald himself can't skate and needs his parents to hold him up.

Oswald's dad only ever buys vanilla ice cream.

There's a video rental service Oswald's family uses called Red Box, but I don't know if it's meant to be the same as the actual existing Redbox. Maybe it is?

Oswald's mom is very good at playing Clue... oh, and Clue exists in the FNAF universe.

Oswald's dad prefers practical effects over CGI in movies. Oswald is the exact opposite.

Oswald's dad is a fan of country music. Oswald... is not.

[asimpleram]

Like the line “I’m sorry your father never wanted you, I wanted you”, besides making me tear up at the idea of Snavid having a parent, is a fucking INSANE thing for her to say. She was the surrogate mother in a cloning experiment that Big Boss literally hated with his entire being. But still, until the end, she’s fully believing “yes this is my kid with big boss, we have kids together” WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER??

The more I think about Eva the more insane I realize she is

[cl0wnya]

happy birthday mr ocelot

[bunieluv]

ᰔ minecraft story mode deaf jesse au ᰔ

pairing || male jesse x lukas (jesskas)

content warnings || inspiration somewhat taken from a silent voice, this au has themes of bullying, child abuse, self worth issues, and the general undertones of the ‘perfect child’ syndrome.

summary || a love story about independence vs interdependence, and battling self-worth issues as the top student is framed for bullying his deaf classmate, and must find a way to overcome his flaws in order to prove that he is not a bad person. based off of the hc that jesse lost some of his hearing after the formidi-bombs explosion.

information under the cut!

World

Beacon High School is a school filled with students of all different ability and culture. The students of Beacon High School are full of life and believe that everyone should be given equal opportunity, regardless of their backstory.

In this AU, characters from Minecraft: Story Mode take the roles of teachers and students attending this school. Romeo is the headmaster, Xara is the deputy head, Gordon/The Warden is the school secretary, and the Old Order of the Stone are teachers of the different subjects. The new Order of the Stone, the Blaze Rods, the Beacontown townsfolk will be taking the role of the students. The main cast are in Year 12/11th grade, making them 16-17 years old.

In this AU, female Jesse and male Jesse are twin siblings rather than gendered counterparts. Female Jesse is referred to as ‘Jessica’ while male Jesse keeps his name. Ivor and Harper serve as the twins’ father and step mother respectively. Additionally, Jack and Nurm serve as Petra’s adoptive fathers and Soren is a father figure to the Jesse twins, as the ex-husband of their father and one of their primary carers during their childhood.

The plot of this AU focusses on the undertones of the perfect child, Lukas, and how the maltreatment of a child detriments them in their later lives. In the beginning of their academic year these unlikely group of students are sardined together into Mr. Soren’s form group, and then Jesse becomes the target of the Ocelot’s bullying. Lukas’ reputation, despite being the only one who spited the idea of bullying Jesse and abstained, takes the hit for it, and Lukas resolves to regain the trust of Jesse, who had captured his attention. However, now people are standing in his way, and he must face all the worst things about himself for Jesse’s sake.

Jesse’s information

Aged 16. When Jesse was a child, he was involved in a freak accident which damaged his ears and is now medically recognised as deaf, meaning that he has little hearing ability. Jesse was left with some residual hearing after his accident, however this is not a lot and is severely muffled by white noise and tinnitus. It has to be a pretty loud sound in order for Jesse to interpret it, which is why Jesse uses hearing aids to amplify these sound waves to interpret them easier. As a statement yes these hearing aids are worn on his own volition, and in no way a refusal of his right to exist as a deaf person.

Jesse has the ability to speak, as he had learnt how to speak fluently prior to the accident. However, he often prefers non-verbal communication in sign language (most likely to be ASL considering MC:SM would probably be produced somewhere near the USA) as reading lips is only about 30% successful and with the amount of straining he has to do to hear often leaves him feeling fatigued. He feels he is only able to hold conversations with two people max, ergo he tends to hang out in small groups. When Jesse does speak, it is comprehensible and near perfect, though very soft and uncertain.

Jesse’s deafness is not exclusively limited to his hearing loss. There are other side effect that come with his deafness due to the injury in his middle and inner ear. Jesse is constantly seen tripping over, and this is for two reasons; the first reason being that the inner ear damage has caused problems with his balance, and the second is that having to focus so intently on the sounds around him interfered with his ability to walk around carefully. He is also more prone to headaches as a result of his chronic tinnitus, which makes getting rest significantly harder for him than for others.

Jesse reacts more violently to his other senses as a result of losing his sense of hearing. This is why Jesse is often more uncomfortable to scents, and responds to touch more than the average person might.

Jesse’s auditorial challenge posed him some troubles in his life, as it interfered with his way to communicate with a hearing world. Because of this, Jesse was frequently misinterpreted by his classmates and became a victim of ostracism and bullying. Despite this, Jesse has always kept a positive outlook on life, happy to be alive and accepting that his deafness is a part of who he is, and it’s other people that are the problem. Even if his immediate family does not agree with this way of thinking, and are very protective of him and how others treat him.

Jesse is a sweet and compassionate person with an easy going attitude. He is shown to be very forgiving even if it other people would have refused their apology, if they are expressing sincere regret towards their actions. He doesn’t feel that it is necessary for people to treat him differently to others because of his auditorial challenge since he is just as well off as everyone else- his grades are decent and he is able to fluently understand 3 languages (English, Spanish and ASL), so he is quick to dismiss any feelings of pity or concern towards him by projecting the more positive parts of his personality. 

Lukas’ information

Aged 16.

Lukas is the concept of a perfect child. He is polite, respectful and selfless, and is often relied on by students and teachers with his willing he is to help them in his own free time. Additionally, he is academically smart and athletic (notably strong considering he practices archery) which emphasises the positive traits about himself. He is very diplomatic and does not hold people to their old selves, believing that everyone deserves a chance to be happy.

Because of these high expectations placed upon him by other people, Lukas often does not think he is good enough. In his eyes, he is inadequate, and thus he often does not do good things for himself and busies himself with the wellbeing of others, making him very generous. Much unlike Jesse, he internalises and blames himself for the things that happen to himself, rationalising it saying ‘if I had done…instead’. Lukas does not hold grudges towards people, most notably his mother, who he loves quite dearly despite Petra’s family thinking she is cruel. His perfect façade seems to hide his deep insecurities, and it means he treats people politely even if they don’t deserve it.

Lukas was born into a wealthy family, and he really didn’t enjoy it. His father was frequently working and so his mother was the primary carer of him, and she had her twisted beliefs on life. Despite being supportive and nurturing his academic life, Lukas’ mother is manipulative and controlling, and Lukas often feels guilted into abiding by what she wants for him, micromanaging his life and being told that some harmless things he wants to do are way worse comparatively given who he is. This conditioning meant that Lukas had felt powerless and without a sense of self, following what his family wanted for him.

Throughout his life, Lukas has always been academically gifted. He had been moulded into a perfectionistic child, which is why his feelings of inadequacy hit so much harder. Lukas had began to push himself beyond his limits just because his mother was compelling him to, even if she had a pretence of worry towards his health. For a while he had been feeling completely isolated, even if he was the boy that everyone wished they could be.

Lukas didn’t want any of that. He didn’t care about being popular or desirable, he wanted to be a writer. But other plans had been put in place for his future.

Lukas had befriended the Ocelots after saving them from their bullies. He had been surprised when they had looked up to him like a leader— in the most sense, he wanted to be their equal and he wanted to be their friend. Although he did take on a lot of leader like qualities, teaching them alternatives to coping with their stress which are not harmful to themselves. Despite Lukas convincing his mother that the Ocelots were good people, she was still hesitant and suspicious of them, wanting rid of them but having no reason to remove them from Lukas’ life at that moment.

[subsequentibis]

28 + the esteemed mr revolver ocelot, perhaps?

can i interest you in three discreet ocelots

[zeeckz]

[pooks]

part 6 of straw hat!Ichiji and we have arrived to Little Garden

arriving to Little Garden

Ichiji is very intruguied by the strange new island with a seemingly tropical jungle climate.

he eventually decides to remain at the ship while Luffy and Vivi (with Karoo) decides to explore the island and Zoro and his little brother has a competition in finding the most food. Ichiji can't resist making a crude joke ("wow, there is a dick-measuring content now?") which earns him a well-deserved slap on his head by Nami.

he is, however, very certain that he has heard about a story of a strange jungle island with tropical climate, but he can't pinpoint where or when he heard about it. Nami decides to look at the books onboard the ship, as she's also sure she's read about it somewhere.

they eventually find out that Little Garden is an ancient island that's stuck in a pre-historic era. Ichiji remarks to Usopp and Nami that this was probably what Miss All Sunday meant and he's worried about how long the log pose will set. he tells them that he hopes the reset time is a matter of hours or hopefully a few days. in worst case scenario, it might be years. this causes some panic to Usopp and Nami.

Ichiji decides that he had enough of sitting ducks on the ship and jumps to the island. Usopp doesn't want him to go (since Ichiji is last of their stronger fighters), but Ichiji tells him that he can feel the inspiration overflowing in him and his instincts are urging him to go and explore. as Usopp and Nami watches him go, she remarks that this is what happens when they bring a writer onboard; they tend to wander away for the sake of inspiration.

Ichiji's filler arc; Nyansha, the Size-Shifting Cat

Ichiji, only equipped with a small notebook and a pen in his pocket, explores the jungle to his heart's content. he thinks back to fond memories when his mother was still alive and where he (and Sanji) heard a story she once told; a tale that was actually about Little Garden. he looks around his surroundings in wonder and feels content with his little adventure

the peace is interrupted when he feels followed and he turns around, coming face to face with a large, furry beast that looks too similar to a cat. feeling afraid, but determined to not let this phase him, Ichiji considers his options and deems it wise to not agitate the beast. instead, he reaches out a hand to let the strange creature sniff it.

to his shock, the furry beast then rolls on the ground and starts to purr. Ichiji realizes that he's dealing with an actual giant cat and he grins excitedly, as he's very fond of cats. he remarks that he wishes the cat was smaller, so he could bring it back to the ship and see if they had any food for it. lo and behold, the cat suddenly shrinks and becomes smaller until it's the same size of an ocelot. Ichiji asks if the "cat" can change its' size at will and the "cat" meows in agreement.

Ichiji holds the cat in his arms, cuddling a little with it. he notes that the cat seems a tad feral, judging by how wild it looks and acts, but it seems to like him plenty. he decides to keep it, discovering its a female cat and names her Nyasha. Nyasha quickly becomes his companion and they continue to explore Little Garden together

fighting Mr.3, Mr.5, Miss Valentine and Miss Goldenweek

Ichiji doesn't meet the giants nor joins the fight against Mr.3 until much later when Zoro, Vivi and Nami are stuck in wax and under the threat of becoming wax figures themselves

he pulls a "big damn heroes" moment and lands a kick right at Mr.3's face, getting his attention from his nakama. when asked (or demanded from Mr.3) who he is, Ichiji replies that he's the archivist of the Straw Hats. when he hears that Mr.0 aka Crocodile has been informed about his existence from Mr.5 and Miss Valentine and ordered him killed, Ichiji only smirks and says "that is, if you can catch me."

through the fight, Ichiji encourages Usopp to fight.

Ichiji: Rise up and take a stand, Usopp! If you really want to be a brave warrior of the sea, then this is your starting line now!

and then he gets busy fighting Miss Valentine and Mr.5, who's still pissed that Ichiji put a bullet in one of his hands. and all he says is "excuse me, i need to kill a couple of bitches."

and by killing, he meant "beat the shit outta the booger asshole and immobilize the hyena girl". a little trivia about Ichiji; like Sanji, he's been taught to never hit women and drank respect women juice everyday. but unlike Sanji, he asked Zeff what he should do if he ever came across a female villain and got an answer. "don't hit women, but outsmart her instead"

yes, Ichiji is absolutely there for the whole Zoro doing the Pose™ because in the event he dies, he wants to go out with an awesome pose. Ichiji just gives him a flat stare before he answers

"you know what, i'm not even going to dignify that with an answer. i'm leaving you in my brother's mercy, have fun with him screaming your ears off."

#SassKingIchiji

with joined forces, as Usopp manages to burn off the wax and frees Zoro, Nami and Vivi, they manages to defeat Mr.3, Mr.5, Miss Valentine and Miss Goldenweek.

once he gets the story about the giants Dorry and Brogy, Ichiji feels very relieved when he sees the two rivals/friends embrace each other, happy that their respective companion are alive and well. Ichiji reflects on the "hunting competition" Zoro and Sanji had hours before and wonders if the bond of rivals might extend to something deeper.

now when Sanji is on his mind, Ichiji feels worried for his little brother's sake and decides to look for him. then Sanji appears with an Eternal Pose to Alabasta and having successfully tricked Crocodile per den-den mushi. Ichiji feels very proud of his little brother and is at ease that Sanji can take care of himself.

he feels a sting in his neck and slaps it. Zoro questions him what he's doing and he responds that he just killed a mosquito, getting a bite from it. noticing that Nami also has gotten a bug bite, scratching at it on her stomach, Zoro remarks that this island is so humid and warm that there's probably dozens of bugs.

waving farewell to their new friends, the giants Dorry and Brogy, with the hope to meet them again and with an Eternal Pose in hand, the Straw Hats sets couse for Alabasta. but then we get a cliffhanger where Nami falls sick on short notice.

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Dr. Doofenmirtz after hearing Stolas's backstory.

Doof: That's it. That's your emotional scarring backstory. That's your great tragedy. Dude, I got couple of back stories for you.

During my childhood years, my father forced me to be the family lawn gnome which I wasn't allowed to move, my father brought home an hound puppy he named it "Only Son", my mother forced me to wear girl clothes because she wanted a daughter but got my brother, Roger, who by the way was my mother's favorite boy, even by my parents' punishment, I was disowned and was raised by central Americans wild cats known as ocelots, neither of them showed up for my birth and your problem with your father is that he barely knows you.

Don't have any friends, ha, my first friend was a balloon named Balloony which I unfortunately lost, had no friends to come to birthday party, only the bats that ravaged my birthday cake on that cold dead night.

And don't get me started on my love life. My first love who loved my hand shadow puppet was fell harder to a boy hanz with huge hands, he was called Huge Hands Hanz, his puppeteers was garbage but it was good enough for her. Next was Lindana which our date didn't work out so well and later became pop star, Elizabeth who had a obsession with whales, made a whale translation-inator for her to speak to whales and she left me for that trash talking whale, found someone who was evil as me and accidentally got hit by a de-love-inator which was probably my fault, and Charlene who is my ex wife, the reason why we separated because we wanted different things and also because of my sock puppet, Mr Tomato.

I will admit, I'm not the best dad, not sure if I am even a good dad either but at least I trying to be one. Sure I can be embarrassment to my daughter and I don't have a good relationship with my robotic assistant Norm but I'm trying. I want to be in my daughter's life. The fact you say you her dad but you don't even make time for your little girl is insulting.

You're a disappointment.

🔥

[boyquiet]

just got reminded of this again and it ticks me off. don’t worry mr ocelot I saw your chanel boots