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i need a Kaz body pillow and a Kaz mousepad to complete my goon den and I'm gonna make it myself

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brain explodes... what if... bb dosnt ever wanna fuck Kaz... but Kaz really wants him... but as far as he knows bb's only ever fucks ocelot .. so he gets bb as drunk as possible and slip in a few narcotics in there and when bb can't see straight Kaz comes out dressed like ocelot and he finally gets the whole being fucked into the ground so hard the entire base hears and he can't walk for days experience

Kaz gets so much more than he bargained for, he'd try to scream and crawl away, leaving marks on the ground, but bb just holds him by the hips and presses his cock in as deep as it can go, grunting ocelots name while kaz begs for his life, simultaneously regretting his choices while getting of on it (he'll do it again )

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death to jayce please oh my god i just finished episode 6 what the fuck

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oh

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Jayce has been sentenced to become a human fleshlight for all of his sexy war crimes

god i hope so, tie him up in the middle of town and people can have their way with him, take out all their frustrations (that lowkey he mightve caused) on him (just saying if he wasnt fucking around with hextech the first episode wouldnt have ever happened ergo no war), hes more useful this way than he is making hammers or tinkering with hextech. if anything he should be thankful that all their doing is fucking him and using him like some kinda human cum sock, he's in their mercy, because if they wish so they could do worse and no one would be able to stop it

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thinking about Kaz ... i feel like he must've fallen to his knees the moment he found out V was dead, he didn't feel okay for months, couldn't function properly at all until he did what he had done all those years ago and used his anger to drive him. He used his anger to help David through killing BB but like what had happened when Skullface died, it didn't help, and in fact it's worse. the moment he got confirmation it was just silence in his head, the anger is gone but had it even existed at all? all he feels is emptiness, no joy at all, not an ounce of victory, just staring at his radio. He'd be so paranoid for days, stashing his guns in the living room, locking all the doors, checking the news daily. He can't believe BB is dead, and not in the " he's gone forever :(" but in the " he can't be dead, he's going to fucking break down my door and kill me" way ( he says he's not in denial)

Even a year after, he still flinches at the smallest sounds, neck turning at breakneck speed to check if BB is behind him, and in some part of him, he wishes he is, the same part that is terrified to look around and possibly see him is also yearning for the relief of just seeing him. Bro might even be so haunted he starts getting hallucinations.

and when ocelot finally comes to kill him, he only asks one question, and he smiles as he's shot. though idk what would be more impactful, if ocelot like confirmed yeah bb is in a coma no he's not gonna fuck you or yeah he's dead as fuck, no coming back at all. Or maybe it's not that at all. Because Ocelot coming is a sign that despite him being gone, he can't really be gone, Because big boss' influence will always be there, it's affected everyone, and in that way, theres no way Kaz could've gotten rid of him. it dosnt matter if he's dead or not, because he's stuck his hands way deep into everyone, he has a hold on Kaz just like he has a hold on everything, there's really no way to get rid of him

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( this is Abt arcane) controversial opinion but I think Viktor should top jayce bc i hate jayce but I need yaoi

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I'm so depressed right now I'm considering playing league of legends

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everytime I see a Elvis wedding on tt it always reminds me of bbkaz...

lowk I think I might draw it

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they had to have strangelove torture bb in pw bc if it was anyone else they would've folded over just seeing bb shirtless and tied up, I for sure would have

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discord is down.. we're gonna have to start sending letters via pigeons again

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there needs to be a au where instead of running a pmc, bb runs a construction company like Majima constructions and hes got alot of OSHA violations but he gets the job done (and faster than your regular non OSHA violating construction company)

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remembering the catholic guilt i felt when i first curiously read a bbv fic made me feel so sick i was in bed for days but i couldnt stop reading and now theyre like my #1 ship somehow.. bosselhira is #1.1

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Kaz would love getting pedicures I think... sorry thinking about Kaz footjob again

he would do them even after everything went down bc it's a little routine that makes him happy

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please post all the kaz asks im dying for content of him

I WILL POST ALL OF THEM 🔥🔥 just not rn bc I've been too busy to answer asks, for the meanwhile have chibi Kaz to distract you

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does anyone else feel like a queer when they dry swallow a pill

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sometimes thinking about kaz makes me feel sick .. hes just so.. tortured.. i feel him so much.. (says the guy that draws torture porn of him) hesjust so :((((( his life is so sad.. au where kaz is happy please.. and he lives with V or something and BB stops bothering both of them and goes marry ocelot instead( but he actually still has feelings for kaz 🤫 and kaz also still has feelings for him 🤫🤫🤫 but they both understand that theyre better off without each other... dosnt stop them from stealing quick fucks when theyre in the same building though 🤫🤫🤫🤫 )