#Moontail

[wo1fst4r]

okay, but imagine a fic where peter is HILARIOUS—like, telling the most random, funny stories before bed and the marauders just losing it. they’re laughing their asses off because not only are the stories funny, but the way peter tells them is just too much. he’s got this perfect timing, and everyone’s rolling on the floor, and peter’s just so proud of himself for making them laugh.

the marauders definitely consider him the funniest. like, they know. non-marauder students can’t even imagine peter being the funny one—they’re all just ‘peter? the funny one?’ and they’re so wrong. but the marauders? they get it. i’m just saying, peter’s the funniest one and EVERYONE needs to know it. and also, i need the fic. GIVE ME THE WRETCHED FIC PLS ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

[moutainrusing]

Remus: I swear my chocolate stash is shrinking by the minute.

Peter: Same with mine. I bet James and Sirius are the culprits.

Remus: Probably. We should catch them in the act.

Peter: Or, even better, I have a simple, two-step plan.

Peter: Step one. Cover our chocolate bars in poison.

Remus: ...That’s step one? What’s step two?

Peter: Tell the funeral directors they were thieves.

Remus:

Remus: As much as I love that idea. I think I should do the planning.

Peter: But you always do the planning!

Remus, looking pointedly at Peter: Because when someone else does it, it ends with murder!

[trans-albusdumbledore]

it is my God given right and mission to ship all of the Marauders with each other

[albi-bumblebee]

a kinda interesting thing about remus and peter’s relationship is that remus was never *directly* harmed by peter. obviously he was devastated by the loss of his friends, but peter never tried to hurt him in particular.

is it not hard to imagine that a younger peter pettigrew may have wanted to spare his boyfriend, convinced he’ll win remus back over after the dark lord won? and that remus was feeling so murderous because he’d been grieving his supposedly dead boyfriend for years?

[sweetnnaivete]

remus and sirius are concert buddies, peter and remus are science museum buddies, sirius and james are drinking buddies, james and peter are movie watching buddies, peter and sirius are chess buddies, remus and james are mischief planning buddies

[lemongrass77777-moved]

Why is polyamorous foursome Marauders not more popular, it makes so much sense. I mean yes their relationship is toxic in some ways, but what’s not to love about an unethical polycule

[futurequibblerjournalist]

I love the idea of Peter being a cardigan kind of guy. When he grew out of them he gave most of them to Remus who always used to compliment them anyways

[witchygfsgf]

rarepairs i think would be interesting but there's no love for

remus lupin/frank longbottom: 10/10 would read

hestia jones/edgar bones: hufflepuff4hufflepuff, bi4bi, adhd x autism <33

charity burbage/aurora sinistra: not quite academic rivals but, like tutor!aurora with top grades and tutee!charity both with very repressed feelings leading into a romance when they're teachers. perfection.

benjy fenwick/any man ever: i have a specific image in mind and that image is the gayest gay to ever gay

peter pettigrew/james or remus: the fact that both of these have less fics than jegulus makes me viscerally upset, like not hating but they're the main group?? you didn't play around with the dynamic a lil bit?? anyway pete thought all boys felt that way about each other but, growing up more involved in muggle culture (hc but it feels right to me, half blood tho) where it was less accepting of homosexuality, learned to repress it. remus, being the first person in hogwarts that showed him kindness by allowing him into the group when the others didn't want him, that's so good to have blossom into something else, even one sided, and i think every marauder had a crush on james at one point. love it love it love it

emma vanity/lucinda talkalot: lesbian quidditch rivals need i say more. emma being very committed to keeping her position as captain and lucinda sweeping in and claiming the title after she was injured in a match. actually as im writing this my brain is being flooded with headcanons. they...

barty crouch jr/being banned from being spoken about in fandom: hate this bitch.

[jupiter-dromaeos]

fish!

saw one of those fish hat memes and thought a few of them matched my ocs! bg is a modified screenshot from webfishing; go play it with some friends, is rly good :]

[twink-remus-lupin]

baby gay remus who has a crush on all the other marauders and literally cannot function for multiple months

[resident-gay-bitch]

romantic ships :) (no prongsfoot here cause they’re my fave and not a rarepair in my head) and this probably isn’t all of them obviously but it’s very late rn and i just wrote down the first 12 pairs i could think of!

please reblog for a bigger sample size <3

[enbysiriusblack]

what does r & p’s apartment look like

a mess. at school, sirius would usually tidy up so in their apartment neither are used to doing so. it'd probably also be fairly cheap and run down (although not super, as it'd have likely been paid for by james). most furniture and decorating would prob be done all by peter with like remus having no input other than his bookshelf and like 50 plants he convinced peter to adopt with him. peter would hang up pictures of james and sirius topless and convinces remus that it is a normal thing to do with friends (remus accepts that because he also likes looking at the pictures)

[aithusarosekiller]

Pete became Remus' personal attack dog after the prank, this is true because

[albi-bumblebee]

Remus and Peter. like spiritually

[isb-does-stuff]

[lemongrass77777-moved]

Peter be like: