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zayne-li · 6 months ago

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THEY CALL THIS MAN THE MASTER OF FATE AND THEN PROCEED TO MAKE HIM THE MOST BABYGIRL VERSION OF ZAYNE TO DATE

I know almost nothing about what happens in this myth yet. All I know is that he's my wife.

#brb i want to rp with him #do I know even half of what happens in this myth yet? no.#all i know is that hes my wife #lads zayne #love and deepspace

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goryhorroor · 6 months ago

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horror sub-genres: domestic

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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Sally is the real neighborhood Rizzler... you all know i'm right...

#she knew what she was doingggggg #she Knew!!!!#'youre going to make me blush' yes poppy i think that was her intention <3 #popstar is A tier ship you cant convince me otherwise #fuck now im tempted to make a For Fun ship tier list.... no im not. the exhaustion is just making me insane #popstar is theeeeeee lesbian pairing tho #fingers crossed im onto something with them #cmon cmon i love being right #i love clocking relationships before they happen its my fav hobby when watching/reading stuff #i know im delusional with laughingstock but Popstar? i! am! so! correct!#probably. maybe. if im Wrong... dont light your torches im just a lil guy #scribble garnish #welcome home #wh popstar #sally starlet #poppy partridge #THAT TABLE SHOT MY WIFE AND ATE MY LEFTOVERS #i rarely scribble objects and the like and its For A Reason #it was fun for like... ten seconds and then it got tedious but i was Committed #although. i will admit.#scribbling the misc items was nice. love me some Stuff and Things

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incorrectagathaallalongquotes · 5 days ago

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Stranger: Is that person annoying you?

Agatha, glances at Rio: Yes, but she’s my wife. I signed up for this.

#agatha harkness #incorrect agatha all along #incorrect quotes #agatha x rio #rio vidal #agatha all along #i swear someone asked my wife this about me before #tbf we were at target #she bought me a cofee #she knew what was gonna happen #thats a you problem babe

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radioroxx · 3 months ago

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prev reblog reminded me of this but it wasnt related enough to put into the tags so

hc that siffrin spent the first week or so of travelling with the party not actually knowing what they were doing / what the quest was for. he was just happy to help :)

#radio rambles #inspired by me on my first isat playthrough where it took me the entirety of act 2 to actually. understand what was going on #theres… a king? freezing people? like.. ice?? and. and the house. th. this is the house everyone was mentioning?? oh that makes sense #so like. freezing people. wh- wait freezing everything? huh?#i remember trying to talk to that one npcs wife and not realizing she was frozen 😭😭 i was making fun of her and everything too #my bad maam… sorry maam…..#in stars and time #also if u saw me reblog that jerma video and then delete it dw about it. it didnt happen #i realized it would be weird to refer to ‘prev reblog’ when the prev reblog was technically. a jerma video

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tigerplushh · 11 months ago

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Gojo is a better man than me because I assure you leave me around this man for more than 5 seconds and I’m on my knees professing my undying love for him SUGURU ONE CHANCE. PLEAAAASEEEE

#would you believe that when I first got into jjk I was like yeah so what’s so good about him I don’t see the appeal #I’m a changed man I swear #HES SO CUTIE PATOOTIE OH AND HIS SMILE AND HIS HAIR AND HIS VOICE 🙁🙁#what a pleasant young man I’m sure nothing bad will happen to him.#how does he have haters he’s literally my?? my wife???#plwas I love him #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #suguru geto #jjk geto #jjk suguru #jujutsu kaisen geto

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shirecorn · 3 months ago

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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation #last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse #which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games #ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight #endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water #my heart will go on #after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy #oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC #SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE #theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen #everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique #now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement #damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game #thry got nasty dad model #and he is GOING places #if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt #i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water #hes like me fr #but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die #SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe #not a crook or informant thats her whole job description #level 10 babe #she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her #oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO

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linkedin-offficial · 11 months ago

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to forgive or forget

more lore for what ive got going on with carnival hero, for those who wanted to know why he doesnt particularly like kinger.

i like to think kinger was working on the code to remove the collars for a hefty amount of time. poor kinger tried so hard to perfect the code to release his people, but it was particularly hard for obvious reasons. he tried it so many times ; and when it finally worked, it was like a miracle. queenie, along with everyone else was overjoyed!

of course, it wasnt entirely perfect. sometimes, things go wrong when you take your excitement for granted. sacrifices get made, sometimes accidentally. the lovely king ends up forgetting about this sacrifice that was made, like he always does. the reason why shes gone fades in his mind like a bruise.

but others dont forget, nor forgive. hero never forgot this unnecessary sacrifice. he understood everything clearly after that. the collars are there for a reason. sometimes its better to be safe, to stay in ones own lane. to stay confined where you belong, where to remain unchanged is promised. for the greater good.

#that moment when your attempt to free your people costs you your wife #which in turn causes your closest ally to turn against you in agonizing silence :3 #take this theory with a grain of salt #i dont exactly know the carnival timeline and im too nervous to ask #making stuff up is fun!#the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital carnival #carnival au #tadc hero #dont tell me if im wrong to assume this is what happened i like to live in a world of my own delusions<3

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spiralghoul · 7 months ago

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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT CHAOS’ NEW DESIGN LOOKS UNCANNILY SIMILAR TO MEG???? WHEN I FIRST SAW IT I GENUINELY THOUGHT IT WAS MEGAERA I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED IT?? THE PONY TAIL THE COLOR SCHEME THE SINGLE WING?? LIKE DID SHE SOME HOW BECOME APART OF CHAOS IS SHE OK ???

#I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WIFE SUPERMEGA #IS SHE OKAY???#DOES SHE NEED HELP #hades 2 #hades game #hades supergiant #hades #megaera #megaera hades #chaos hades #chaos hades 2 #hades ii #hades 2 spoilers

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lover-of-mine · 1 year ago

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#911 #911edit #buddie #buddieedit #911 fox #911 abc #911 on fox #evanbuckleyedit #eddiediazedit #my edit #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #1k #honestly ive been thinking about this since the lightning #because yes eddie had no idea the tsunami was gonna happen and the same way it wasnt Bucks fault it wasnt eddie #but this is the guy that asked for a sign about what to do about his wife and she died #then he tried to force his best friend to do something he wasnt ready for and he almost died too #and yes therapy eddie is better with his own feelings but i wonder if it crossed his mind #because maddie probably tried to get him into the keep buck distracted rotation #and he said no probably because he knew buck could need a place to escape to #but still #it could've crossed his mind the consequences of the last time he didnt give buck time #the tsunami the lawsuit all that yk #i dont know i just want to put the thought somewhere #it makes sense that eddie would wait him out after the previous moments with buck and death #anyway #yeah #evan buckley #eddie diaz

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girllookingoutwindow · 4 months ago

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And this was all the show really...

Benedict trying to scape women, Colin going after Pen, Eloise getting jealous.

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space-sheep08 · 2 months ago

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Actually so tired that people mainly focus on the bdsm when they talk about La Pianiste when we literally have this dynamic right here. Like, that's insane.

What if you were a little girl in her 40's who couldn't grow up because of your mother-wife who made you sleep in her bed and forced you to repress every sexual desires and thoughts of becoming your own person just to keep you close to her ? What if you fought back and yearned for dangerous things out of her reach ? But also, what if you let her because it's all you've ever known and been taught to want ?

#these two are so entangled with each other and in the roles they play #(mother and daughter. husband and wife. prodigal or ungrateful daughter. adoring or mocking mother)#that they cannot handle it when something else is thrown into the mix #There's no space left because they fill all the roles in each other's lives.#but at the same time they never give the other exactly what she wants #The fights never last. Erika will never live up to her mother's ambitions. And her mother will never give her any form of affection which #might satiate her hunger for love. And so on.#They are deeply imperfect- Love and Despise each other but they could never bear the thought of being separated #When I read the part in the book where Erika talks to Walter for the first time and all she wants is to go back into her mother's womb...#you can't make that shi up #when people talk about toxic yuri that's what they could mean but unfortunately we live in a society #gradually learning to accept the person I'm becoming who would've been burned at the stake by my younger self <3 #been having so much thoughts about this film once again. And I know that nothing written here is new but I'm a little sad no one really #talks about this relationship online since it's really the heart of the story for me #Of course everything happening with Walter is important. But none of that would be there without the mother-daughter situation #la pianiste #the piano teacher #haneke #sheep stuffs #isabelle huppert #also I'd kinda get it if it was another film and it made people too uncomfortable to talk about it. but I mean this is literally La Pianist

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skywalkr-nberrie · 4 months ago

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Suggesting that Anakin’s love for Padmé was “conditional” doesn’t fit right when you know he continues to love her just as intensely and feel extreme guilt and remorse over what HE did to her for the entirety of his life.

#anidala #anakin skywalker #padmé amidala #ofc his actions aren’t justified #can’t believe we still have to disclose this information #but it’s facts that circumstances led him up to what he did in rots #not because he’s truly like that deep down #anakin at the crux wasn’t an unsafe person #padmé was always safe with him and even says she always felt that way around him in the novels #as I say circumstances are what led him to those actions #it wouldn’t have had happened again especially with the guilt and self hatred he holds for it #anakin wasn’t some repressed abuser waiting to take out his anger on his wife #he had a moment where he snapped and was already at his lowest #that’s how we’re supposed to comprehend that scene #also it takes unconditional love to continue to care and feel remorse over someone you believe had betrayed you #star wars #need to stop dumping my thoughts in the tags lol

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rhaenin-time · 5 months ago

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Daemon's diegetic, in-universe fatal flaw is that he's usually right but he's also a stubbornly bad communicator to the point that all the true misunderstandings are centered around him.

Daemon's exegetic, out-of-universe fatal flaw is that he's usually right but the writers don't want you to know it.

#oh no i think my wife hates me should i maybe go talk to her and find out what's happened?#nah i have a better idea I'll just KILL MYSELF or who knows redeem myself with an insane gesture #hotd #asoiaf #fire and blood #hotd critical #asoiaf fandom #team black #house of the dragon #Daemon Targaryen #sorry i don't like the watsonian/doylist especially when the better terms are sitting right there and the problem is that we don't use them

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ribbittrobbit · 8 months ago

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Hers was the domain of the coming of long days, of plenty Hers was the coming of the light of the sun, of clarity, discernment, judgment, justice. A goddess, she was of righteousness, and of the clarity and discernment to act with all the burning fury of the sun