#MY THE MOST FAVORITE BOIZ

[psychopacifist-rm]

THE LEGENDS ARE UNITED🔥🔥🔥

I know I'm the villain in your poetry But I'ma be the hero when they notice me

[deadghosy]

I was wondering if you could do a miniso penguin reader being a delivery boy for all of hell (mostly hazbin)

I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND OMGGGG ITS SO CUTEEE🦆💗🦆 AND YES I WILL! THANK YOU MY GHOST

HAZBIN HOTEL X PENGUIN! READER

prompt: you deliver mail all over hell, but mostly to your favorite place!

Okay starters off….you definitely get petted by the sinners who walk by you. Like you are so adorable!

I headcannon that you have a magic barrier that activates when you are in danger. Like say for example, a sinner tried to stab and mug but a bubble appears around you as you quack and roll away.

But like…you are the most known person in hell. YOU COULD BE WALKING AND GIVING MAIL AND IMMEDIATELY- “Hey [reader]!”

Yeah you’re quite known🦆🔥

The overlords love you! Carmilla adores you as you help her move her things around with her supplies of angelic metal. And Alastor….he joked about eating you up because of how cute you are..you definitely hide behind carmilla as she glared at him.

Alastor said sorry as he buys you ice cream for scaring you. (Charlie made him do it after carmilla snitched on him)

The most place you love giving mail to is the hazbin hotel! You like it there as you always get greeted by the people there gently. Charlie would pet you as she gushes how cute you are and how you should’ve been an angel.

Husk just pokes at your chubby and cute body as you quack and rub your face in his leg. You are the size of a penguin so guess how small you are 😭💗

You and fat nuggets are best friends, dead ass you both speak animal to each other and just gossip… “quack…” “oink oink..” “QUACK?!” You yelled pointing to Alastor as fat nuggets nodded seriously. Angel tried to record it but he just couldn’t help but laugh

Lucifer loves you! Like at first he would just watch you around hell secretly as he didn’t want to scare you off too easy. But soon he felt over protective at how pure and nice you are to other sinners and hell born

I headcannon every time it’s extermination, you would be forced to be at the hotel as you bake cookies to past the time helping Charlie and the other feel less stress as the angels kill the sinners.  

“So like…do you lay eggs or somethin'?” Angel asked looking at the egg boiz under you as they are sound asleep. You just stay there like a mama penguin as you shrugged.

“[READER] I CHOSE YOU!” Vaggie yells as you waddle to a person and hug them in need. Its funny to imagine you being used a Pokémon who’s only attack is “HUG SURPRISE!”

I headcannon you to use a rolling attack. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, you are getting chased so you roll like a ball and BOWLING BALL THEY ASS! STRIKEEE‼️‼️

You have a room in the hotel, it’s just you don’t stay there often. But the other would loved if you stayed at the hotel with them as they find you lovely to around. Like imagine how cool it is to be tired from delivering mail all day just to go to the hotel and see your own room.

Immediately passing out in the soft bed😭🦆

I imagine you walking, more like waddling and the egg boiz just copy your waddling as they are still baby chickens in eggs.

Velvette definitely has you go to her section of the vee tower so you can wear those cute sailor boy outfits 😭 like imagine how cute that is….

Sir Pentious and nifty love you also as they find you adorable. The egg boiz love you, and nifty….she just finds you interesting how every sinner knows who you are and wants to be your best friend.

I can see you being sick and not coming to deliver mail to the hotel, and immediately you wake up sniffling as you waddle to your door to see a bunch of gift baskets as you quack surprised at all those candies and get better cards….man you are loved

[missstar489]

you know, looking back, "Trouble at the Town Gate" and "Agatha vs. The Jagers" are probably the two sections I end up the most excited to come back to during a reread and i think i just figured out why

Agatha in these moments is starting to embrace her heritage, both halves of it, and use it in her own way

"Hanging Jagers in Town" is always a treat since Yay! Da Boiz! But Agatha, on account of not wanting to blow cover with her big fancy new legacy, doesn't react much. But that night when Jinka attacks to cut Da Boiz down in "Trouble at the Town Gate", thats when she first consciously and willfuly uses the Heterodyne legacy to her advantage by making the Boiz sware on it to do exactly as she says. Dimo commenting that what she did was very smart, Maxum calling her Mistress so quickly, then the Boiz doing just as she asked without any additional damages reinforces to both Agatha and the reader that she did exactly the correct actions to be a Hero and a Heterodyne (especially when you reread and realize what she said and how she said it echos the ritual of the JagerBruw!!!)

By "Agatha vs. The Jagers" she not only feels comfortable enough in her Spark to keep Fuging infront of them but also safe enough around them to bap Maxums hat (which by now she is well aware how important a hat is to Jagers) and also get all Mad Girl right back at Maxum snarling simply because they are bothering her. Once again Maxum reinforces that this was the correct action by imeditly backing off, kneeling, and calling her Mistress again. Then once they explain what they are here for and why they are here and not with the Baron we get to my favorite moment:

Oggie crying on Agatha.

Why is it my favorite moment? Because she holds him (a big scary Jager!), she lets him cry (lets him be weak!), and she only hesitates for a surprised half second in reasuring him that she Is real.

That moment, that "I-I Am" , is when she becomes The Heterodyne to both Da Boiz and me.

Her projection in Sthatlehime, Showtime, the taking of The Castle, the Doom Bell, and her declaration on the roof are all great moments of her asserting her status as The Big Loud Dangerous Heterodyne Spark!

But they don't capture how shes gentle in ways other Heterodyne's wernt, how much she loves whats hers and how much they love her back

For Love and Loyalty you know?

[schrodinger-swriter]

Hello! I just saw your fluff alphabet and would like to request A, I, K, O, P, Q, and U for Sir Pentious. Thank you! :)

I, K, O, P, Q, and U for Sir Pentious

You can find A in the previous alphabet post for Sir Pentious, I hope you don't mind not having it all in one post!

I hope you enjoy this, Anon C:

INJURY:

He would cope.. not very well if you were to get hurt. Given that it was hell that was a likely probability. He often sends one, or even up to three, of his egg boiz with you to keep an eye on you when he isn't around. He may even scold his eggs for allowing you to get hurt, no matter how unfair it would be. He would fret over you, treating the most basic injury as if it were a death sentence. You will more than likely have to tell him that you're not dying, and that he needs to calm down... just a little bit... If he were the one injured, I can see him trying to walk it off in the beginning... but seeing the attention he's getting from you, he might try to milk it.. just a tad. He won't ask you to do every little thing for him or overplay some of the pain, but he will definitely ask for more affection than usual!

KISSES:

He loves taking your hand and kissing it, likely dipping down as he does it to really push the dramatics. He loves kissing you on the mouth, too. Short pecks, long kisses, anything in the middle, he loves it. Going into the relationship he didn't think he had a preference of where he was kissed, but he quickly learns that he loves receiving kisses on his cheeks. Please give him a peck before you go out to do something, his hood will fan out in an instant as a grin tugs itself over his face.

ODDITY:

Everything. He's a creative and an inventor, it's kind of in the job description to be at least a little odd! He will approach you in excitement as he rattles off about an idea for a new invention he's come up with (and also, to seek for your approval if it's not meant to be a surprise for you..)

Sometimes he will go on a tangent about an invention and the skills needed for it, which might lead to him having to explain those smaller details.. has a habit of sometimes overexplaining or underexplaining.. he doesn't mean to, he's just so excited and is a little all over the place as he doesn't get much of a chance to ramble to someone about this interest of his!

He has a habit of tugging on his hood when he's embarrassed or stressed, sometimes even pulling it over his face if he's feeling particularly flustered.

PETNAMES:

"My Darling," "My Dear," "My Love," and above all else, he calls you his Beloved. He almost completely replaces your name with them when you two fully establish your relationship, only reserving your actual name for rare occasion.

As for what he likes being called... Naturally, he has a soft spot for terms of endearment from his time, but I think he would be just as ecstatic if you called him anything sweet. I like to believe he likes to be called "Sweetheart," or any variation of the "Sweet___" nicknames!

QUESTION:

Hmm... this one is a hard one... but I think sometimes he would ask for reassurance. Not just that you still love him, but to confirm things about you. Totally not because he's making something for you... and he wants you to confirm a hype specific question of what your favorite color is down to the pantone code or something along those lines... heh..

I think at some point within the series, depending on where it is in the timeline he might start asking you if you believe it's possible to ascend to Heaven after being sent to Hell. Things about the quickly approaching extermination. A lot of those questions turn into promises of victory.

UPSET:

When Sir Pentious is upset he tends to seek you out, whether he be angry or sad or stressed. He finds comfort in you, and spending time with you is by far the best stress relief for him than anything else in Hell. Usually, to cheer him up you two just talk or do an activity together! Though if he's feeling worse than usual, he might have himself sit alone in his room for a while.. this is more common before the relationship/within the early stages of it.

If you're the one upset he's going to try his best to make you feel better. Making quick inventions to bring a smile to your face, letting you vent to him.. and perhaps, if someone upset you he would try to confront them... that... usually doesn't end in his favor, leaving him bloody and bruised... but hey if he can survive getting blasted into the sky by Alastor, then he can survive most anything!

May send one of his egg boiz to keep an eye on you and/or check in on you if you're upset with him. Being apart is killing him inside, and he feels so so bad. He's already doing way more than he needs to in order to win over your forgiveness. He will grovel, too.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Angel Dust: "How dare anyone say I'm playin' favorites! I love all of my friends just the same- there's Cherri Bomb, Niffty, Husk, Charlie, Pentious, my baby Fat Nuggets, and..."

Vaggie: "How many teeth did you just break using their actual names."

Angel Dust: (squinting at smudged note on his hand)

Angel Dust: ".... Vaaaagina.... Vi...agra??"

Vaggie: "Aww how sweet, you actually tried writing it down and everything."

Angel Dust: "Anything for you. Vaggsoline."

Vaggie: "Thanks for that, uh..."

Vaggie: "Sorry. What was your name again?"

Angel Dust: "Oh har har toots very funny."

Angel Dust: "Not THAT funny though. Guys. Stop laughin'."

Angel Dust: "Sugar Tits? Tiny a Nif c'mon- Whiskers! For real she WASN'T that funny- Oi what kinda fearless leader laughs at her own friends like this!? Daddy Sad Snake save me- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! Even the new guy?? She exiled ya boiz!"

Sir Pentious: "Yesss, well.... that wass a while ago, and sshe let them come back! And ssshe iss alssso rather amusssing!"

Vaggie: "To be fair it's probably also the stress from our impending fight for our lives or whatever."

Angel Dust: "That's not excuse for anyone actin' like you're in any way funnier than me, Vaggitales!"

Vaggie: "Do they even need an excuse."

Angel Dust: "Oh that's it, anyone of ya that laughs harder at HER lame joke that cashed in on MY amazing set up is coming OFF the door collage!"

Vaggie: "Great, so since I was never on there, I can laugh as hard as want huh?"

Angel Dust: "...."

Angel Dust: (spitefully draws a comical doodle of vaggie on his door)

Angel Dust: (glares and lifts an eraser)

Angel Dust: "I won't hesitate, bitch."

Charlie: "Um. Angel...?"

Husk: "Oh for fuck's sake."

Vaggie: "You doodled me in marker, fuck head."

Angel Dust: "Wh- FUCK!!!"

Vaggie: (smirking) "Hey, it's the thought that counts."

Angel Dust: "Someone get me a door unfucker thing! Niffty how do I get this shit lesbian off my door!?"

Niffty: "Blood sacrifice~"

Angel Dust: "Eww okay fine! Who's blood??"

Niffty: (holds up the pig fat nuggets) "Your first born child-"

Angel Dust: (snatches and hugs) "NO!!!!!"

Vaggie: (rolls eye) "I'll scrap it off with my spear, calm down."

Angel Dust: (shrieking and wrapping himself around pig) "MY BABY!"

Vaggie: "...the door. I'll scrap the marker off of the DOOR for you."

Angel Dust: "Ohhhh... Yeah. Yeah, you'd better!"

Charlie: "We can just paint over it, Angel Dust, don't worry" (whispering at vaggie) "He has your picture tacked up on the inside, labeled 'scary but safe question mark question mark', where you won't see. Like you have that one of him hidden under the group photo in the hotel photo album you're mak-"

Vaggie: "No Charlie don't-!"

Angel Dust: "Wait a sec- your scary sapphic is makin' a WHAT now?"

Charlie: "Oh it's so cuuuute!!! She's been working so hard on it- It's a...."

Vaggie: "It's a what. Sweetie."

Charlie: "......"

Charlie: "It's nothing worth sleeping on the couch over."

Angel Dust: "Uh huh."

Vaggie: (smooches gf's cheek) "Glad to hear it."

Charlie: (muttering) "It is worth it actually. It is very cute and worth it but I want my snuggles..."

Angel Dust: "She's sappy as well is sapphic, is what I'm hearin'. A photo album? Really toots? Well as the most photogenic fuck up in this place- obviously- I should be on the front cover."

Vaggie: "You're on enough covers already."

Angel Dust: "NOBODY LAUGH! I set that one up for ya too!"

Vaggie: "Sure you did."

Angel Dust: "THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT ON MY DOOR, TOOTS."

Vaggie: "Riiiight."

-elsewhere-

Alastor: "......"

Alastor: "Oh my! I am positively CERTAIN that no one could have POSSIBLY ever FORGOTTEN about me, ha ha ha!"

Alastor: (grins so hard his teeth crack)

[boopernatural]

i just finished a brooklyn rewatch and i will always love this show, though god it hurts andre isn't here.

a penny for your thoughts on things floating in my mind if you are still engaged at all. and no worries if not

how do you think amy and holt do at police reform? successful? is success even possible?

how do you think the friendships change with them no longer all working together?

think jake and amy stay happily married forever?

think jake ever goes back to work?

STOP i was just rewatching b99 this week god its so good. i get the same way seeing andre now that he's gone it's so hard not to think about it :(

thoughts for free no pennies needed!!!

i think obvi in this fictional, idealistic world maybe they do make some good changes, if anyone can get it done its them (much more complicated issue irl tho ofc) they def hit roadblocks though

i think charles and jake maybe drift a bit because theyre both busy dads, but prob schedule time whenever they can to catch up just the two of them and do boiz shit. jake and rosa are both off the force so maybe they see each other a little more often, she's around and helps out with Mac and pretends she doesn't like it but secretly she's his favorite auntie. Def playdates with Terry's kids too

Holt and Kevin stay close by too and esp with Amy and Holt working so much together they def share dinners and some holidays like they always did and Kevin gets Mac his first classic literature novel for kids and Amy just about falls OUT while Jake and Mac look at each other like "ok but it's no Lorax"

Amy and Jake stay happily married forever and ever and ever because I say so <3

& I def see him going back to work once the kids are older! Even if not back to detective work, maybe a PI or something like Rosa did, or some sort of mentorship. Jake is not a person who can just be idle all his life and he definitely NEEDS to do some sort of work, so once the kids are taking care of themselves for the most part, he's definitely going to find something fulfilling outside the house

thanks for sending me this ask!!! rewatch and reread of fics commence smh

[arttrampbelle]

Disney villain confessions:

Fave Disney villain and why: look it's really really hard to choose. But if i had to. Judge claude frollo. Simply because let's be honest. We will NEVER get a villain like that ever again. Dark,real,raw,and complex af. He's not enjoying being a villain let alone thinking he is one. One could argue he is a victim of the very faith he claims. Ah yes. That guilt be thicc boiz! But anyways,i feel he deserves the top spot because solely of the simplicity in the character and the fact he is ironically the most human in his downfall,his motives,his anger. And that my dears is what is terrifying.

The most closest to him in my fave list is hades but that's because he is the closest to his actual mythos counterpart. Chill,funny,just wants to do his job and everyone is making that a problem for some reason. Because some douchebag son of zuse wanted to show off and be a heroic epic. Thats it. The grand scheme of disneys Hercules is funny af if you really think about it. And meg,honey,he's cute and nice and all that but really?! But it's funny more so because greek mythos is kinda ridiculous too. But ya know.

Oh and captain hook. But more so the character in the movie hook. So damn good. R.i.p robin williams. I love you and miss you so much. He was like a childhood friend to me and i cried when i heard of his passing. Plz in all seriousness,check on your loved ones. Advocate for better mental health care. But back to disneys hook in peter pan. He was fun. Just plain fun to me. It was the feeling on playing on a playground,and that was the point. Tho it could get twisted and dark real quick. Oof. But as for overall. He's fun. I think he's neat and charming.

Scar. Oh my god,Jeremy irons. Legit blew his voice out for this character. Great villain. 10 outta 10.

All the lady Disney villains absolutely kill it but we already knew. Cept mother gothel to me. I feel she's redundant. Cool character,fun. But overall redundant in the grand scheme of things. At least compared to other villains,motives and overall vibe. *shrug* i dont hate her. I just feel she's pointless. Dont hate me plz.

But sadly as all the villains are great. Frollo is my top one.

Now onto my least favorite disney villain:

Gaston. Yeah. I mean he served his purpose. His role. But he's the least appealing of the classic villains. As for any new villains? Nah none of them are as appealing as the classics. They are golden years and renaissance for a reason. you just dont see any oomf to disney villains anymore. Hans is a close 2nd. It's legit just gaston but "pretty" and frozen and motives are weak. Gaston is at least upfront. We know what he's about. But overall I'd punt him into the sun. Hell i feel a lot of Disney villains would find this guy obnoxious and eff him up on spot. I feel it would even make frollo,the most repressed man alive,pissed off and defending belle from this douche. Frollo ffs. Just saying in hypothetical. Look it's no shade to gaston stans and enjoyer. He's a great villain. But he's the least appealing because to me,he's slightly boring but he serves his purpose so i can't hate 100% either. But hans? Nah nobody likes him. Nobody i know.

Again these are just my opinions. No shade to any Disney villain truly. But i neeeeeed oomf,that spice,that charisma,that je ne sais quoi so to speak. I need tragedy,comedy,and either a simple to follow motive or something so complex and straightforward it's believable. Which comes to my point. MAKE THE BULLSHIT BELIEVABLE!!!

Which is why we dont see many disney villains that are appealing anymore.

Now onto fave Disney villains songs.

Omg too many!

Helfire still ranks as my most fave a chilling song.

Poor unfortunate souls. Hell yeah Ursula my girl killed that! Love you sweetheart.

Be prepared. Once again. Jeremy irons rules.

I got friends on the other side. Princess and the frog. Underrated af. And that song is catchy and i love jazz. Lousiana. And this soul that is put into this song? Absolutely delicious.

Overall. I absolutely love Disney villains. And honestly. I loved them more than the princesses. Sorry. But definitely more than most disney princes. Until naveen,i didn't care for any of em really. Maybe beast but more so as beast so it doesn't count. And yes,some that aren't "official" princesses,i count as princesses. Because they are to me. And disney can suck it for that. But yeah naveen was fun,simple,cute,and he actually got character development in the movie. Pretty sweet. The only disney prince i felt earned his princess. That's the gospel truth. Hee hee.

Ok anyways im done ranting and raving about Disney villains.

[sandandlightning]

A Rose by Any Other Name Would Cause The Author a Logistical Nightmare

As I begin to write new posts I have come to something of a conundrum. In the past, while there was still a fair bit of name variation, it was easy to settle on my favorite Egyptian modernizations. 

Now, however, all of my ritual work uses Goetic names, while communion and prayer I use any number of different ones ranging from their myth and pantheon of origin, the goetic, to modern nicknames. Which begs the question what to use here.

I had decided to leave the name of the blog as ‘Temple of Set’ even while changing the icon to the Sitri Sigil. It seemed a strange change to make given Set was already venerated in Satanic spaces and that is more or less what led me to where I am now. It seems a bit more natural in the cases of Set and Anpu, who I have worked with for so long, to refer to them with kemetic names.

Ashtaroth, particularly I really don't know what to do. I have a whole post on her smorgasbord of etymology, and I do have some attachment to her identity as Ishtar, but had never properly approached her until Goetic pursuits. Honestly when I think about her, it's almost like a mental image of both the name Ashtaroth and Ishtar overlayed on each other at the same time. I've been sort of settling for a Ashtaroth | Ishtar denotation for now, but that hits right in the Consistent Formatting OCD.

The same can go for Bune, who has ties to Neith. And I worked with Neith recently as a Kemetic, but I have stronger ties to Bune as an entity, and also the identity overlap, while there, is just less strong from Kemetic to Goetic with Bune than it is for Anpu as Ipos or Set s Sitri.

Meanwhile the Boiz of Abrahamic Origin are just over here vibin, despite the fact that arguably Lucifer has the most convoluted and nonsensical etymological history of them all. And yet is the most normalized? Though at least that has some of the comforting energy that harkens to ‘Set literally trolling historians bc it's funny’ phenomena I ran into a lot. Or the energy of a kicked out kid yelling ‘jokes on u dad Im naming myself after something from those Romans you hate so much, get fucked’.

[cutesyscreenname]

@avastrasposts yooooo those sound epic omg ty for tag bby

First concert: Britney Spears on the Oops I Did It Again tour 😂😂😂 *cries in old millennial* She came on late AF I don't remember most of it and we were sat on a blanket on the grass in the lawn section. The A Teens opened for her. It was a peak Y2K concert experience.

Last and Favorite Concert: Watsky in Lawrence, Kansas. This fuckin show you guys. It's the last tour of his career as Watsky, he mentioned maybe film as his next adventure. They went off book from the set list. We all nearly passed out from irresponsible AC conditions from the venue. He had people buying water bottles from nearby stores and bringing them back to pass to the crowd. He took requests and played shit he hasn't played in 10 years. I saw his guitarists' only (well first of only two) solo performance of his own music. I left with my clothes soaked in sweat, jeans and all. I laughed, I cried, I sang along. It was a family reunion.

Second favorite: Lady Gaga Chromatica Ball this past September. Religious. Iconic. Floor seats. Closer than I ever thought I'd get. Brought one of my ride or dies. Chanted in encouragement with the whole crowd when Gaga dedicated a song to her best friend who passed and was from Houston (where we are and where the show was). Again, laughed and cried. Paws up, little monsters!

Next concert: TBD, I am poor 🤣🤣🤣

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[deadghosy]

THIS DUO AS READERS X HAZBIN HOTEL GANG

prompt: two gen z twins fall into the grasp of hell and the hotel crew as they cause such an entertaining impression.

These two cause so much trouble in one go. Like literally you guys plopped into hell just causing chaos as the pink twin started to set hospitals and buildings on fire as the green twin was just scamming sinners😭.

The twins died looking like their favorite colors, green and pink as the smart one was green and the slight dumb one was wearing pink. The twins even have matching bracelets that have the other’s color. They also died as Gen z’s.

Oddly enough, the pink twin can go into the wrath and pride ring as the green twin and can stay in the pride ring and go into the envy ring.

You two can’t even BE LEFT ALONE HOLY SHIT- LITERALLY CHARLIE HAD YOU TAKE CHARGE IN THE HOTEL ONLY FOR THE BAR TO BE BURNT DOWN AND A HOLE IN THE WALL 😭😭

Alastor found the green twin amusing as they are very quick and smart. Hell they were the one to figure out that Alastor was in a leash when they first met him. So alastor made it his goal to try to trap the green! reader. He also found the pink one amusing, but they were just a nuisance at times 

Pink reader and Angel dust is such a funny duo as he seems to look after you since you aren’t good at taking care of your own self which is sad but at least someone cares for you.

“You’re not ascending to godhood. You’re just dehydrated….” “OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOY!” *few minutes later* the pink twin was breathing heavy on the floor. “Hopital..”

I feel like Lucifer would definitely try to adopt the twins as he find them adorable. Like Lucifer had most definitely made a pink and green duck with a magnet that makes the two ducks hold feathers.😭💗

Niffy love the twins equally as they like to hang around with the hotel maid as she shows them how to clean.

Sir Pentious find you two amazing as literally green! Reader overthinks a lot but pink! Reader doesn’t think and just acts head on. So he gets green! Reader to help with his building as pink! Reader just decorates.

The egg boiz love hanging out with the twins as they just walk around and cause havoc inside the hotel and to residents.

Headcannon on pink! Reader knowing how to use and gun and accidentally shooting themselves only to regenerate themselves as everyone panics except their own twin.

I imagine Cherri trying to bring the twins to a club and the green one is like “if you’re bring us, prepare for shit to go down.” And Cherri didn’t believe it until the club is ablaze as pink! Reader just smiled with their sharp teeth showing with their twin beside them having a tired face like. “I told you so.” Cherri’s face was so traumatized at how you did it.

Vaggie most definitely has some rules for you, even a bed time for pink as they are so adhd core 💀 so she need to drain their energy before they set anyone on fire.

It was a dark hellish night as the green twin walked into their shared room for the big dinner. “Hey just double checking, you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night with the staff right? I’m dying to go to that new place like I can’t-” the green twin stops seeing their own twin spacing out. “Oh sorry, dinner, tomorrow, me.” “YAYYY” the pink reader starts to clap excitedly

Husk hates pink! Reader as they are so damn energetic and have no filter. Yeah husk has no filter as well, but pink! Reader has the worst filter ever to the point husk wants to duct tape their mouth.

STOP IMAGINE PINK! READER DRIVING LIKE SPONGEBOB AS GREEN! READER IS READING OFF A MAP SO CALMLY😭😭

“IM DRIVIN THIS HOOEEE” pink yells as green just calmly looks up and point to an exit turn as pink swerves the car as if this shit was Tokyo drift.

The combat the twins is so strange but destructive, like literally green’s combat is martial arts and poison as pink is street fighting but also just weapons like guns and bombs.

The Vee’s fucking hate the twins with a passion as those two are just bad luck for them.

lol I can see pink just bursting into the Vee’s tower on accident as green just waves at the three overlords.

Velvette finds the twins worthy of being models for her, but the thing is when she finally got the twins to meet her. They both accidentally ruined her studio as there was fire on the floor and curtains. HELL EVEN THE FIRE IS ON FIRE?! HOW TF-

Vox had found green amusing at how smart you are with calculations. He thought he could trick you with his hypnotizing power, but nah you poked that bitch’s eyes. He yelled falling to the floor just screaming at green being a bitch and a whole lot of degrading words. 

Valentino likes pink..for some reason . It’s because you are pink like Angel dust… but like then his admiration fell so quick when you glitter bombed his whole porn studio.

Pink! Reader was arguing with Vox as green! Reader has a needle ready to drain blood from the tv overlord. “Fuck you, YOU BITCH” “ya mama.” “YA MAMA, with cha bald headed ass.” “Ahh you mad.”

Yeah pink has a restraining order from the Vee’s as green just gets a warning 😭

Pink is a pyro maniac as green is a mad scientist type shit. 🦆

Yeah so the twins lore is that they were in a bad household with a mom who was a stay at home mom and an alcoholic dad that cheats. The parents were very verbal and physically abusive. So the twins only had their self.

I can imagine that green! reader had told pink! Reader a joke and was going to tell another resident only for the pink twin to fuck it up cause they found it so funny.

“Did you know, that 1981 was the year that-” “AAAAaaaAAAAaaAA-”

Tbh green is the reason why Alastor is sometimes scared to talk to them about his plans. Like green would stare at Alastor and Alastor would just sped walk away. 😭😭

The twins troupe is also “calm friend x chaotic friend” cause of course it fits them but really green is also a psycho in a making

Green was the type of kid to burn ants and dissect frogs and animals. As pink also burnt ants but thrown rocks at houses and cars. But they most definitely burnt old houses and thrown hot honey buns at people 😭

“I FEEEL LIKE A FEM QUEEN! I FEEL LIKE FEM QUEEN! I FEEL SO CUNTY!” Is how pink! Reader felt when Angel dust did their makeup as they watched RuPaul‘s drag race series.

Imagine the sibling fights just being so chaotic as they literally have to wear a “get along” shirt lmao 😭

The two siblings literally was playing rock paper scissors when all of a sudden a bomb was heard off in the distance making green immediately looks at pink who just nervously laughs and runs off.

There was a time when pink awakened their hell powers on a Thursday as green was so confused. “Pinkie, how are you doing that?” The green reader says pushing their glasses to their face seeing their twin floating. “I-I-I- I don’t know broccoli, I’m scared.” “Well come down.” “I can’t. I-I-I- I can’t. Get help.” The pink twin says to the green twin as they are floating to the ceiling.

Yeah Lucifer had to take them down as he put a spell on pink! Reader for it to never happen again.

Below the cut I show I imagine then personally💗

Their personalities:

Green! Reader- calm, secretly crazy inside, smart, protective, over thinking, sometimes snappy, just wants to be loved.

Pink! Reader- cunty😘, crazy, starve touched, hyperactive, not focused much, under thinking, destructive.

Their appearance:

Green! Reader- looks like a teen and an adult. Has straight hair with glasses. Possibly have a mole by their cheek or lip but definitely has freckles. They are skinny but curvy as they don’t gain weight much.

Pink! Reader- looks like a young adult and a teen at the same time. Has curly hair with glasses but eye sight isn’t as bad. Has a mole by their eye and has freckled skin. They are slight chubby but more on the thicc side with the right thickness in their body.

Their specific pronouns:

Green! Reader- any, but people usually call them a he/him & she/her

Pink! Reader- she/they and them/her.

[revasserium]

my favorite twst characters are silver and malleus they're so sillies i wanna hide them in my pocket 🥺❤

and woooow you're already in chapter 5?? you're so fast and that means you'll catch up in chapter 7 🤩 also chapter 7 just updated in twst jp yesterday and i'm losing my marbles over it akdkkskcksks i'm so excited to hear your thoughts/theories when you catch up ❗❗❗

so idia huh hmmm i have a feeling you'll like him even more when you read chapter 6 😈

my favorite twst events are:

vargas camp (some ppl think this event is so boring but for me, it's just refreshing esp the bgm music and just some silly boys going to camping 😁 what could go wrong? 😁)

endless halloween (tho you must watch the first halloween event which is scary monsters in order to understand it ANYWAY i love the vibes here and the bgm music AGAIN lol and bc silver is here my pookiebear)

ghost marriage (all i can say is poor idia 😬)

fairy gala if (it's like the alternate universe of the first fairy gala event, i love this event bc ortho gets to shine here 🥺❤ and some ppl theorize that this event is after chapter 6 buuut we never know bc all the event stories aren't canon huhuhu 😪)

and lastlyyyyy

glorious masquerade event (i love this event bc the little interactions between malleus and yuu/the player 🥰 also we get another twisted version of a disney character! it also has foreshadowing about malleus in chapter 7)

- zella

ALSO if you want to learn/read more about the characters or just see their silliness, you can read their personal stories on miraheze site. it's complete and you can even read the voice lines.

- zella

first of all -- i did NOT know you could send asks this long in tumblr now lskdjfasij HAHA back in mY DAY *cracks back, wheezes* i think we had a character limit but damn tumblr rly said "go off, be free" huh.

but yes! im generally a pretty quick reader, and i watch most videos on 2x speed (i listen to audiobooks on 2x speed too and my mom thinks i'm unhinged for it). so since it's all subbed, i'm just breezing through it; if i weren't so attached to listening to the voiced lines, i'd just read the translations on miraheze u__u

and speaking of miraheze, yES i've been LOOKING (disrepectfully, mind you).

I CANNOT WAIT FOR CHAPER 6. i am shoved so far up idia's ass already and it's not even his chapter yet fuCK.

i'm doing the camp vargas event rn cause im in the eng server and it's cute u__u i do like the "boiz just doin boi tingz" vibe it's giving off. pitching tents n shit hahah.

i shall add endless halloween to my list! i legit didn't figure out that events had like separate stories until the last day of the fairy gala event (i am big dumb im sorry) so i only got to play through the first few chapters in game, but i'll watch the rest of it; and i'm curious about the fairy gala, if ver too.

malleus is growing on me. we love a good lonely boi arc. i love that he's like "u don't know me? that's so hot" vibes hes giving off hAHAHAHA. that's so Ultra Celeb of you, malleus. i see you, i SEE you. silver, i don't know well enough yet but my normal Type is White Haired Anime Boy, so i mean -- boxes have been checked already, ukno?

i'm quickly spiraling way too far into this universe and it's.... worrying, to say the least.

[honey-milk-depresso]

I may forgive you for your sins...May is the key word.

I would like to request a reaction (of Rook, Sebek, Idia and...*sob* Azul!) to a comedian Reader. Reader, aka love interest of ze boiz, makes a lot of jokes, based on their sarcasm and charisma. Often getting in a...not so good situations, reader makes a lot of dark and not jokes to make situation at least a little easier mentally for themselves. Sometimes breaking the 4th wall, sometimes almost being expired from the school and sometimes making teacher laugh their butts off.

"Y/N, it's against rules to-" "listen here mommy issues, this is my dorm and I do whatever want."

"What do you mean the horse escaped?!" "Oh, Y/N is calling…*picks up* Sorry Y/N we can't help right-" "THERE IS A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOUSE!!"

"Well that's fishy...I think I who stole all the mushrooms from the botanical garden-"

Oh, I know who you are. I just know. But okay! This one's for you!

TWST with a Comedic (Sarcastic) s/o

Azul Ashengrotto Meanie

Not gonna lie-

But you are a garfield-

"Damn, it's sushi that delivers itself," while pointing at Floyd.

Good way to piss Floyd off further when he's about to squeeze you, Grim and the Adeuce combo

"WHY TF ARE YOU SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF HIM?!"

"Oh I don't know, I just wanted us all to die."

"..."

"YOU THINK I'M NOT FEELING LIKE IN DIP SHIT-"

Azul just kinda-

stares at you with a blank expression while looking at the whole scene

He's just... like-

wow-

You are just-

interesting

somewhere along those lines-

He heard from Jade and Floyd when he overblot you said something like, "Wow, it's such a beautiful day under the sea, pollution and ink everywhere I could just drink it fresh."

Wtf-

I mean, ever since he became your boyfriend he's never hear the end of it-

Like when Jamil overblot, you didn't even freak out-

You looked so done.

"Damn, I should write an Aladdin creepypasta story-"

"WHAT THE FCK IS AN ALADDIN CREEPYPASTA-"

But when he found out you're just saying it to keep yourself together,

he's gonna wanna ask you to maybe... just be a little moderate with your "jokes" and “creative names”.

He doesn't blame you though, sometimes people can keep it together with something funny, and everyone's got different humor

And... wtf-

did you make Professor Crewel laugh??? Wtf??

Well, time to exploit-

Yeah I'm sorry s/o,

he's sorta a teacher's pet teach him your ways now.

Idia Shroud

Wow-

Just wow-

You make every dire situation like a comedy anime scene.

Like during the ghost marriage event-

"Wow, I never knew there's an episode of Ghostbusters where they're losing and the ghost is just bitch slapping-"

"WTF IS GHOSTBUSTERS?!"

"STFU ACE-"

Like, hello???

SAVE HIM!

"I mean Vil, you look more like a princess than a prince to let the ghost bride think you're 'the one' "

OI WTF-

SHJSBJBDKJBDK

Ok ok but-

Just-

Kinda intimidated by your sarcasm ngl-

But he can relate most with your dark humor.

Or maybe when Grim's complaining about his tuna cans are not enough while you and Idia are playing some video game,

without Ortho in there obviously-

"Hmm, let's see how full my cup of care is? Oh look, it's fcking empty-"

Damn, s/o

S A S S

I think he wants to be a little more confident with you not giving a shit-

Well, seemingly.

Honestly, when he figured out you were doing it to reassure yourself, I think he gets you the most.

Okay, back to

Dark humor

He TOTALLY LOVES IT-

He probably threw one back at you-

Y’all see the romance between nerds?

It’s gorgeous-

Honestly loves it-

and he loves you

O o k

Rook Hunt

Ahahaha!

How interesting!

He literally has no idea what you mean when you break the forth wall!

“Wow, Vil is like the 5th princess with a inferior complex issue-”

Bruh

B U T

He’s another one who likes you dark humor

I don’t think he’ll fire back his own one,

cuz I think they’re more dark than humorous-

So I think he’ll just laugh and be like-

“Oh good one!”

And he’s weird-

He likes that you remain calm (mostly done) in bad situations

Like Vil’s overblot-

“Wow, Barbie has a horror movie. Wonder what role Raquelle plays?”

“WTF IS A BARBIE AND WHO THE FCK IS RAQUELLE-”

“I SAID STFU ACE-”

But oh!

You do this to only reassure yourself

Mon cheri!

You should’ve confine your true feelings to him!

Don’t keep it all to yourself!

I don’t think he’ll ask you to moderate your jokes,

but I think he’ll ask you to express your feelings a little more.

Especially to him.

He wants you to come to him

and confide in him!

Come, don’t be shy!

He’ll always be there to care!

Hon hon hon~

Sebek Vigvolt

Literally can’t understand a single joke you crack-

He’ll just think you’re fooling around

Ok, like during Leona’s overblot-

“Wtf, who let the bitch hold a wand? Oh wait, Dolores Umbridge (for those who know Harry Potter) -” 

“Y/N, THIS IS NO TIME TO FOOL AROUND! WE MUST ENGAGE AND EASE THE SITUATION AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!”

“WHO THE FCK IS DOLORE-”

“AGAIN, STFU ACE, STOP ASKING -”

Yeah you get the gig-

Sebek’s honestly worried for you

Do you not fear death???

“Y/N, YOU MUST TREASURE YOUR LIFE!”

When he heard you only do it to ease yourself mentally,

he’s like Rook,

he wants you to confide in him

but he’s more bold in his approach

“Y/N! YOU WILL CONFIDE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IN ME! I PROMISE TO LISTEN TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.”

Bruh chill

I mean-

he doesn’t really know how to be more soft

this can be the softest he can go-

I think??

And he also doesn’t understand sarcasm.

10 hour lecture of gargoyles in the most boring way possible

“Wow, such a fun way to be educated. I’m so thankful.”

“ I know right!? Master Malleus’ favorite animal! I want to learn so much more about it!”

“Sweetie, I-”

He’s just too much of a cinnamon roll-

But, he cares for you

so just

talk out your feelings with him

he got advice from Lilia don’t worry-

[flagellant]

I'm sorry if this is a stupid question, Idk if my autism is really getting in the way of understanding this or if I'm just stupid but regarding your women-writing-MLM-discourse... Is it okay to write/read characters that are a gender/sexuality you're not?

I'm a bi woman and I've got tons of different characters of different genders and sexualities. Tbh most of my characters are bi and when engaging with other peoples shows/art/etc. 99% of the time I headcanon their characters as bi.

But I DO have a few gay and lesbian characters, and a lot of same sex couples. In one story there's 2 straight couples, 1 lesbian couple, and I think 2 or 3 gay couples (I'm still deciding things)

Some of those characters have faced issues due to their sexualities, being abused by parents, being excluded from their community, etc. but other than that it's just... Part of them I guess. Like, it's a big part of their past but during the present it doesn't matter at all and it's just sort of like "Yeah he's dating the other guy. Anyways moving on."

Is that okay? Idk for me writing/reading stuff with gay characters is more "I'm bi with a preference for men. I love these two male characters and they're both attractive to me so I'd love to see/read them fuck. But also I love to see/read stuff with them and my favorite female character because she's also hot."

So for me it's less "omg they're hot boiz touching each others pee pees I love those yaoi gayz" and more "I don't care about their sexuality or gender they're hot and I want to see them fuck"

Reading an article on Forbes about fetishization of POC and it says "Fetishization can be thought of as the act of making someone an object of sexual desire based on some aspect of their identity." But for me I don't care about their sexuality, just THEM. Obviously their sexuality is a part of them but for me it's not really that important and it's more of that I find them as a person attractive.

So is that still fetishization? Idk I feel like it would be WORSE if I got rid of all of my gay/lesbian characters and just stuck to same-sex couples because then my stories would have 0 representation for anyone who's not exactly like me.

I need you to understand how frustrating it is for you to ask me for validation about wanting to keep writing and reading MLM porn as a bi woman when the justification you use is literally the "You aren't black to me, I don't see color" logic of it. If their sexualities actually didn't matter to you, then why does it matter if MLM say "People like you doing this is deeply fucked up and harming us"? Their/Our sexuality wouldn't matter to you, so you'd feel no issue about no longer partaking in deeply fucked up shit and harming us.

So to answer this as kindly as I can: Yes, it is fetishization on a definitive level, and the mixture of trying to justify it with the guilt trip cop out of "Well should I just abandon all my OCs that aren't bi women and never write anything else ever then?" and the "Well I don't ACTUALLY care about their sexualities, so it's okay for me to keep doing this right, because it does actually matter to me?"

is very irritating at the least of it.

[max--phillips]

Bored you say? I’m a bit tired so here is a random question. What would the Pedro Boiz favorite earth vegetable be? Are there any who refused to eat veggies into their adulthood’s? Which ones un-ironically like raw kale? 🤔🤣

OK OK OK OK GREAT QUESTION ACTUALLY but also dfgkljdsfhghsdfg

Din isn’t super picky, honestly; he’s sort of “if I have food I’ll eat it because I have to.” Like, rations aren’t good, is the thing. But, once he’s had Good Food enough that he can have opinions? I feel like he likes green beans, but like... made right. With onions and bacon and stuff. He just strikes me as like, having enough Old Man Vibes that he’s just like this sldkfjgsdf

Ezra will literally eat anything. He loves everything. He’s the one who unironically likes raw kale.

Listen. Javi grew up like, on the border, right? I can only imagine he’s a big fan of like, roasted bell peppers and corn and tomatoes. Probably more for the comfort of it, tbh

Jack is an interesting case. Like, in my heart I know he knows how to cook, so he knows how to make vegetables like. Good? But he’s such a meat and potatoes kind of guy that I feel like he just forgets about ‘em most of the time. Like, his favorite are carrots in a stew.

Max doesn’t do vegetables. If he wasn’t like this before he was turned, he’d have a valid excuse. But is this really a surprise

Oberyn just strikes me as a salad kind of dude if he does have to eat vegetables. But like... he’s fruity more of a fruit kind of person. Y’know. Berries

Maxwell a la the movie is such a health nut he probably just like, eats raw celery. Something is wrong with him. But not wrong enough to like raw kale

Tovar is also a meat and potatoes kind of person but will scoff at your wack ass lettuce and like, dainty bullshit. If it’s not in some sort of soup or stew or cooked with some sort of flavor he’s not interested

[scoopsahoy]

So my thirsty ass was wondering if you could do a thicc switch!reader and Steve the hair Harrington or Jonathan? I haven't been able to find ANY thicc or switch x readers out there and I require at least one before I die. For a scenario, I was thinking Steve or Jon went over to (Y/N) house to cuddle or something and things get hot and heavy, and (Y/N) reveals she's a virgin? Just some fluffy switch smut with one's of the boiz-

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❍  cw ⋰ swearing, virgin!reader, top!reader, dirty talk, oral (female receiving), sex + fingering, handjob, multiple orgasms

៚  a/n ⋰ it actually is very difficult to find plus size/thicc reader stories on here, which is ridiculous! writers, start using bigger characters in your stories!

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You sat on your couch watching Jeopardy and answering the questions to yourself. You were on a roll, having gotten every question except one correct so far.

You had your arms crossed over your chest, your eyes falling on your thighs. You looked at your body for a second before getting up and walking to your room, standing in front of the mirror.

You were mostly happy with your body, a bit insecure about the areas with a bit more fat, but you’d gained more confidence since you started dating Steve.

You guys hadn’t been dating long, maybe a month. You hadn’t done anything remotely intimate, other than when he kissed you.

You initially denied his proposal to be his girlfriend. He asked why, and you went on a tangent about how you didn’t look like the other girls in Hawkins, and you didn’t think he’d like your body.

He said that was ridiculous, and that he wouldn’t be asking you out if he didn’t think you were attractive. He went on to say that he thought you were one of the most beautiful girls in the town, then corrected it to “the entire world”. You blushed and laughed, changing your mind.

Since then, you’d been hanging out at his house.

But today, he was coming to your place. You had on a pair of jeans and a plain, long-sleeve, black shirt. You played with your hair a bit, and you were scanning your body in the mirror when the doorbell rang.

You took a deep breath and walked to the door, pulling your sleeves up a bit.

You saw him standing with a bouquet of sunflowers, a small smile on his face. You returned the smile and chuckled.

“You got me flowers?”

He looked between the bouquet and you, before clearing his throat.

“You said your favorite flower was the sunflower, so I figured I’d get you some.”

He handed them to you and you sniffed them, causing your smile to widen.

“Thank you,” you said. “Come on in.”

He stepped through the door and stood a bit awkwardly before you led him to the kitchen. You could feel his eyes traveling down your body to your ass as he followed you, making you bite your lip.

You turned to him after putting the flowers down on the counter.

“I have Jeopardy on if you’re interested in watching.”

“In there?” he asked as he pointed to the living room.

“I could put it on in my room if you want.”

“Okay,” he said.

He followed you to your room, which was upstairs. You closed the door once he entered, and he looked around.

Your room was a light shade of yellow, a few posters and awards hanging on the wall. Your comforter was red, and your sheets and pillowcases were plaid with blue and green.

“What?” you asked when he didn’t say anything.

“Nothing. It’s just not what I expected.”

“What’d you expect?”

He shrugged. “Honestly, I have no idea.”

You chuckled before flipping the TV on, changing it to the same episode of Jeopardy you were watching downstairs. You sat down on your bed, leaning against the headboard. He did the same after kicking his shoes off.

It was awkward for a few minutes before you looked at him. He looked back at you and you smiled.

“What?” he asked, a smirk on his lips.

You leaned over and kissed him softly, and he cupped your face, pulling you in closer. Your leg bent over his, causing him to separate his knees a bit.

He was soft and kind, his fingers tilting your chin up a little, allowing him to slip his tongue into your mouth.

He gently pushed himself on top of you, and you slid down the mattress to lay flat on your back. His right hand trailed down your body, gripping your thigh, making you pull your leg away.

He broke the kiss and looked at you.

“You okay?” You nodded. “Why don’t you want me touching your leg?”

You sighed. “You know why.”

A sympathetic frown formed on his face. “You’re gorgeous, Y/N.” You broke the eye contact before his hand tilted your chin up to look at him. “I’m serious.”

“I know.”

“I don’t give a single shit if you’re not stick thin. I like you for you. Not just your body.”

You nodded and smiled, pulling him in for another kiss and moving your leg back to meet his hand.

“Steve?” you said as his lips latched onto your jaw and neck.

“Mm?”

“I should probably tell you...”

“Tell me what?” His voice was muffled as he spoke into your neck, sending vibrations and chills down your body.

“I, uh, I’ve never done this.”

He tensed and looked at you. “Never?” You nodded. “Are you sure you want to?”

You nodded again. “I do, I just thought you should know.”

You pulled him in for another kiss, and he eased up a moment later. 

He reached down and unbuckled your belt, and you continued kissing him. You felt him fumbling with your jeans, eventually getting them undone. He sat on his knees and hooked his fingers under your waistline.

You lifted your hips to help him pull your jeans off, and he slowly slid them down your legs, along with your underwear. When he tossed them onto the floor, he kissed your knees, his hands running up and down the outsides of your thighs.

He laid flat on his stomach, kissing your thighs and leaving little marks. You bit your lip and closed your eyes as he kissed your skin as gently as possible.

You giggled before his hand slid down over your stomach, making you close your eyes and throw your head back, releasing a shaky breath.

He pulled your underwear to the side and gently slid a finger through your folds, making you softly gasp.

“You’re already so wet,” Steve purred and you whimpered, closing your eyes, your hand in his hair as he continued to explore you. “Has anyone ever done this?” You shook your head. “Has anyone ever fingered you?” Another shake.

He quickly positioned himself with his head between your legs, kissing your thighs, his hands gripping your hips.

You propped yourself up on your elbows and looked at him, your eyebrows involuntarily dipping down. He connected his mouth to your clit, a loud moan tumbling from your lips. You reached down and ran your hands through his hair, throwing your head back and moaning out.

You gasped as he hit a sensitive spot, his tongue only inspiring the orgasm you could already feel approaching. He slipped two fingers into you, and your hips slightly bucked at the motion. As his fingers worked, your focus narrowed to Steve and his face between your thighs.

That was all it took to make you come undone, clinging to him as he kept working his fingers inside you, prolonging your orgasm. When the pleasure died down, Steve licked his lips.

When he crawled up the bed to return to eye level with you, he placed his hips between yours, his lips on your neck.

His body shifted against yours and you felt his arousal hard against your thigh, stirring a response in your belly. You involuntarily ground into him a bit, moaning softly into his mouth.

He reached around, sliding his hand over your ass, pulling you closer to grind against you. You whimpered in pleasure and bit your lip, enjoying the feel of his fingers sliding over your body.

“Lay back,” you requested, pushing him away, and he got off of you and sat against the headboard. You reached for his belt, undoing it quickly.

The pressure of his jeans against his cock lessened and you reached inside, freeing him completely. His strangled moan when your hand encircled his length only made you bolder and you sat up, watching his eyes close in bliss.

Tugging his pants down, you slid your hand up and down. Steve hissed, watching you intently.

His eyes widened as you crawled down the bed, slipping him into your mouth. His hips thrust a little and he let out a quiet moan.

“Holy shit,” he sighed, his hand reaching down to play with your hair and pulling it out of your face. You slid your lips down over him, enjoying the feel of him pushing against the roof of your mouth, the taste of him on your tongue. “Don’t stop,” he whined.

His plea made you pull back with a smile before you returned to sitting on his lap.

“I said don’t stop,” he panted with a smile.

“I know.”

“I thought you were a virgin.”

“Doesn’t mean I’ve never done anything,” you shrugged.

“But-”

“I’ve never had anything done to me, but I’ve done stuff.”

You reached down and pulled your shirt off, leaving you in just a bra. He placed his hands on your hips, scanning his eyes down your body. You tilted his head up and a blush spread over you.

“Don’t look,” you said, your voice cracking unintentionally.

“What?”

You sighed. “I know we just talked about this, but I still don’t want you to look at me.”

He pulled his lips tight in a sympathetic smile. He leaned in and kissed your chest, his hands pressing your breasts together. He left small hickeys on your skin before his hands moved to your lower back.

“If you want to put your shirt back on, you can. But I promise you, I don’t care if you have a little extra weight. I think you’re beautiful regardless.”

You nodded and reached behind you, unhooking your bra and looking for a reaction. He placed his lips on your chest like before, and you ran your fingers through the back of his hair.

He pressed your breasts together, kissing your cleavage. "So beautiful,” he mumbled.

You could feel his tip grinding against you, making you grip his shoulders.

“Steve,” you whined, pulling him close to kiss him, coaxing a moan from his lips when you shoved your tongue into his mouth. You pulled at his shirt, wanting to feel his skin.

Pushing his jeans and briefs down, Steve kicked them off toward the end of the bed. He pulled his shirt off the rest of the way before leaning forward to kiss you, wrapping his arms around you to hold you flush against him.

“Steve...”

“Y/N?”

“I don’t...” you swallowed, loving the feeling of his strong body pressed against yours, the teasing press of his cock against you. “I don’t have condoms.”

He grabbed his jeans that were still on the bed, pulling out his wallet, and producing a condom.

“Do you just carry that around?” you asked.

“Better to be safe than sorry.”

Steve ripped open the foil packet, rolling the condom down over his cock before he took it in hand, rubbing the head against your entrance. You tensed, suddenly aware you were about to have sex for the first time. He noticed and frowned.

“Baby, relax,” he cooed, “I’m not gonna rush this.” He pulled you close, kissing you again. You nodded.  “You’re on top of me, so you control how fast we go.”

You reached up, pulling him close. The kiss started as you sank down onto him, filling yourself more than you’d ever been filled before. You might’ve been a virgin but it wasn’t like you’d never played with yourself.

Except Steve felt way different to any vibrator you’d ever used, or your fingers. As he bottomed out, his balls pressed against your ass and you groaned, closing your eyes when he stopped to let you get adjusted to his size.

“You okay?” he asked, focusing his eyes on your face. You nodded, opening your eyes to look at him as you started slowly bouncing on him. “You’re so beautiful,” he whispered, his hands wandering over your body.

You sped up, bouncing so quickly the bed started squeaking. His hands on your ass guided you along, while loud moans filled the room.

That was when he rolled you over, laying you on your back. His hand traveled down your body, one arm hooking under your leg to bring it up and giving him a new angle to fuck you.

When you opened your mouth, all that came out was a moan of his name, and a whimpered beg for more. He obliged, of course, slamming his hips into yours vigorously.

Your hands gripped his upper arms, squeezing and digging your nails into his skin. You closed your eyes and pressed your head into the pillow under you, your collarbone being met with kisses.

You furrowed your brows and his hands moved to your sides, gripping tightly and probably leaving bruises in the shape of his fingertips. You lifted your head and connected your lips, pulling his face down closer so you could easily kiss him.

You could feel your orgasm building, and you realized this would be your first orgasm caused by someone else. You were anticipating it being more intense than what you’d been able to give yourself, and based on the build-up, you knew you’d be right.

He shifted his weight to his right leg, and, as he shifted, he pressed into your sweet spot and you came hard and fast, clenching around him so hard that he winced and pounded into you even harder. It blindsided you, as there was barely any build-up.

Your head was spinning, your body was trembling, and you squeezed his skin so hard it hurt your fingers.

“Steve!” you cried out, cumming harder with every thrust. He dipped his head down and pressed his forehead to yours.

“Fuck, Y/N...”

He held you closer, his fingers pressing into your skin as he came hard inside you, his cock pulsing against your sensitive flesh.

You were sweating, your entire body was shaking, and Steve was panting against you, reluctant to pull away. You were breathing in each other’s faces, your foreheads pressed tightly together.

You giggled and he moaned at the feeling of your body vibrating around his cock, still inside of you and even more sensitive now he’d cum.

“Wow,” you said through breaths.

You opened your eyes when he pulled his face away from you, both of you making eye contact with each other.

He moved and you flinched a little as he pulled out of you to dispose of the condom. He plopped down next to you and smiled, throwing the condom into the trash before locating his pants. You found yours, pulling them on as he laid back down.

You put your bra back on, deciding against the shirt. You laid on your side next to him, propped up on your forearm. You pushed your hair out of your face and smirked at him.

“Are you okay?” he asked.

“I’m amazing. You were amazing.”

“I didn’t hurt you, did I?”

You shook your head. “I mean, I’m a bit sore, but that’s to be expected, right?” He reached over and ran his hand down your arm to your hand. He looked at the TV, and you chuckled at commercials playing. “We missed Jeopardy,” you joked.

You let him pull you into a cuddle on the soft mattress. “I really like you,” he said. “And not just because we had sex. I really, really like you.”

You looked up at him. “I like you, too.”

He kissed the top of your head. It wasn’t long before your mom got home, and you both got redressed, and he left soon after that, both of you agreeing to go on an actual date in the next few days.

[gwlemonyshenanigans]

Spotlight Friday

Two weeks left!! Eeekk!!  All of the creators have been working hard and I am excited to present to you two more amazing people in the Gundam Wing community who will be contributing their amazing works! 

Talliya

Where can we find you? (Ao3, FFN, Tumblr, etc?)

AO3: Talliya, FFN: Talliya, Tumblr: helmistress, Twitter: SaviorOfEos, Pillowfort: HelMistress, deviantArt: Talliya, livejournal: pixietam, DreamWidth: helmistress, mediaminer: Talliya

How long have you been in the fandom?

Been a fan since it aired in the USA, but active in fandom since about 2016/7?

Who is your favorite character?

Triton Bloom (Trowa Barton)

Favorite Gundam?

Sandrock

Which character do you relate to the most and why?

Catherine Bloom - I'm a big sister too, I know the feels. lol

What is your favorite scene (or quote) in Gundam Wing?

V_V When Cathy punches Trowa for trying to detonate Heavyarms.

What fanwork, that you've created, are you most proud of and why? (Ex: story, artwork, craft, etc...)

*eeps* Um, I don't know which one I'm most 'proud' of, but the one I like the most is a fanfic called 'Paperball Horror'. Hmmm, maybe my coloring of Kirin's cute 2+3 picture...

What would you tell your younger self about Gundam Wing and why?

Um, probably just to watch it? I mean, I was already into Transformers...so, not a big leap.

Bettertasting

Where can we find you? (Ao3, FFN, Tumblr, etc?)

Tumblr and instagram using the same handle!

How long have you been in the fandom?

Hard to say, GW was my main interest for 3 years in the early 2000s, but I stopped reading fic in 2004. I held a fondness and love for the characters ever since, but it wasmt until 2019 that i saw a wig braiding tutorial and decided to cosplay Duo

Who is your favorite character?

Honestly, Duo is my most beloved character and I've always secretly tried to be like him, though Heero and Trowa are especially interesting to me these days...

Favorite Gundam?

Either Wing or Deathscythe with the Endless Waltz redesigns (I dont know the model numbers I'm just here for the boiz ok)

Which character do you relate to the most and why?

I feel like a broken record but I have literally had the thought WWDD (What Would Duo Do ) lol

What is your favorite scene (or quote) in Gundam Wing?

The scene where Heero has stolen Duo's identity and goes on a frigging diatribe in class, oh lord.

What fanwork, that you've created, are you most proud of and why? (Ex: story, artwork, craft, etc...)

Hmmm...probably my second digital painting, where Heero and Duo are staring off into the night sky.

What would you tell your younger self about Gundam Wing and why?

Don't fight your nature, you're a terrible actor and being a normie is boring. You're going to come back to the fandom years later and regret ever leaving.