#MY THE MOST FAVORITE BOIZ

[psychopacifist-rm]

THE LEGENDS ARE UNITED🔥🔥🔥

I know I'm the villain in your poetry But I'ma be the hero when they notice me

[deadghosy]

I was wondering if you could do a miniso penguin reader being a delivery boy for all of hell (mostly hazbin)

I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND OMGGGG ITS SO CUTEEE🦆💗🦆 AND YES I WILL! THANK YOU MY GHOST

HAZBIN HOTEL X PENGUIN! READER

prompt: you deliver mail all over hell, but mostly to your favorite place!

Okay starters off….you definitely get petted by the sinners who walk by you. Like you are so adorable!

I headcannon that you have a magic barrier that activates when you are in danger. Like say for example, a sinner tried to stab and mug but a bubble appears around you as you quack and roll away.

But like…you are the most known person in hell. YOU COULD BE WALKING AND GIVING MAIL AND IMMEDIATELY- “Hey [reader]!”

Yeah you’re quite known🦆🔥

The overlords love you! Carmilla adores you as you help her move her things around with her supplies of angelic metal. And Alastor….he joked about eating you up because of how cute you are..you definitely hide behind carmilla as she glared at him.

Alastor said sorry as he buys you ice cream for scaring you. (Charlie made him do it after carmilla snitched on him)

The most place you love giving mail to is the hazbin hotel! You like it there as you always get greeted by the people there gently. Charlie would pet you as she gushes how cute you are and how you should’ve been an angel.

Husk just pokes at your chubby and cute body as you quack and rub your face in his leg. You are the size of a penguin so guess how small you are 😭💗

You and fat nuggets are best friends, dead ass you both speak animal to each other and just gossip… “quack…” “oink oink..” “QUACK?!” You yelled pointing to Alastor as fat nuggets nodded seriously. Angel tried to record it but he just couldn’t help but laugh

Lucifer loves you! Like at first he would just watch you around hell secretly as he didn’t want to scare you off too easy. But soon he felt over protective at how pure and nice you are to other sinners and hell born

I headcannon every time it’s extermination, you would be forced to be at the hotel as you bake cookies to past the time helping Charlie and the other feel less stress as the angels kill the sinners.  

“So like…do you lay eggs or somethin'?” Angel asked looking at the egg boiz under you as they are sound asleep. You just stay there like a mama penguin as you shrugged.

“[READER] I CHOSE YOU!” Vaggie yells as you waddle to a person and hug them in need. Its funny to imagine you being used a Pokémon who’s only attack is “HUG SURPRISE!”

I headcannon you to use a rolling attack. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE, you are getting chased so you roll like a ball and BOWLING BALL THEY ASS! STRIKEEE‼️‼️

You have a room in the hotel, it’s just you don’t stay there often. But the other would loved if you stayed at the hotel with them as they find you lovely to around. Like imagine how cool it is to be tired from delivering mail all day just to go to the hotel and see your own room.

Immediately passing out in the soft bed😭🦆

I imagine you walking, more like waddling and the egg boiz just copy your waddling as they are still baby chickens in eggs.

Velvette definitely has you go to her section of the vee tower so you can wear those cute sailor boy outfits 😭 like imagine how cute that is….

Sir Pentious and nifty love you also as they find you adorable. The egg boiz love you, and nifty….she just finds you interesting how every sinner knows who you are and wants to be your best friend.

I can see you being sick and not coming to deliver mail to the hotel, and immediately you wake up sniffling as you waddle to your door to see a bunch of gift baskets as you quack surprised at all those candies and get better cards….man you are loved

[missstar489]

you know, looking back, "Trouble at the Town Gate" and "Agatha vs. The Jagers" are probably the two sections I end up the most excited to come back to during a reread and i think i just figured out why

Agatha in these moments is starting to embrace her heritage, both halves of it, and use it in her own way

"Hanging Jagers in Town" is always a treat since Yay! Da Boiz! But Agatha, on account of not wanting to blow cover with her big fancy new legacy, doesn't react much. But that night when Jinka attacks to cut Da Boiz down in "Trouble at the Town Gate", thats when she first consciously and willfuly uses the Heterodyne legacy to her advantage by making the Boiz sware on it to do exactly as she says. Dimo commenting that what she did was very smart, Maxum calling her Mistress so quickly, then the Boiz doing just as she asked without any additional damages reinforces to both Agatha and the reader that she did exactly the correct actions to be a Hero and a Heterodyne (especially when you reread and realize what she said and how she said it echos the ritual of the JagerBruw!!!)

By "Agatha vs. The Jagers" she not only feels comfortable enough in her Spark to keep Fuging infront of them but also safe enough around them to bap Maxums hat (which by now she is well aware how important a hat is to Jagers) and also get all Mad Girl right back at Maxum snarling simply because they are bothering her. Once again Maxum reinforces that this was the correct action by imeditly backing off, kneeling, and calling her Mistress again. Then once they explain what they are here for and why they are here and not with the Baron we get to my favorite moment:

Oggie crying on Agatha.

Why is it my favorite moment? Because she holds him (a big scary Jager!), she lets him cry (lets him be weak!), and she only hesitates for a surprised half second in reasuring him that she Is real.

That moment, that "I-I Am" , is when she becomes The Heterodyne to both Da Boiz and me.

Her projection in Sthatlehime, Showtime, the taking of The Castle, the Doom Bell, and her declaration on the roof are all great moments of her asserting her status as The Big Loud Dangerous Heterodyne Spark!

But they don't capture how shes gentle in ways other Heterodyne's wernt, how much she loves whats hers and how much they love her back

For Love and Loyalty you know?

[schrodinger-swriter]

Hello! I just saw your fluff alphabet and would like to request A, I, K, O, P, Q, and U for Sir Pentious. Thank you! :)

I, K, O, P, Q, and U for Sir Pentious

You can find A in the previous alphabet post for Sir Pentious, I hope you don't mind not having it all in one post!

I hope you enjoy this, Anon C:

INJURY:

He would cope.. not very well if you were to get hurt. Given that it was hell that was a likely probability. He often sends one, or even up to three, of his egg boiz with you to keep an eye on you when he isn't around. He may even scold his eggs for allowing you to get hurt, no matter how unfair it would be. He would fret over you, treating the most basic injury as if it were a death sentence. You will more than likely have to tell him that you're not dying, and that he needs to calm down... just a little bit... If he were the one injured, I can see him trying to walk it off in the beginning... but seeing the attention he's getting from you, he might try to milk it.. just a tad. He won't ask you to do every little thing for him or overplay some of the pain, but he will definitely ask for more affection than usual!

KISSES:

He loves taking your hand and kissing it, likely dipping down as he does it to really push the dramatics. He loves kissing you on the mouth, too. Short pecks, long kisses, anything in the middle, he loves it. Going into the relationship he didn't think he had a preference of where he was kissed, but he quickly learns that he loves receiving kisses on his cheeks. Please give him a peck before you go out to do something, his hood will fan out in an instant as a grin tugs itself over his face.

ODDITY:

Everything. He's a creative and an inventor, it's kind of in the job description to be at least a little odd! He will approach you in excitement as he rattles off about an idea for a new invention he's come up with (and also, to seek for your approval if it's not meant to be a surprise for you..)

Sometimes he will go on a tangent about an invention and the skills needed for it, which might lead to him having to explain those smaller details.. has a habit of sometimes overexplaining or underexplaining.. he doesn't mean to, he's just so excited and is a little all over the place as he doesn't get much of a chance to ramble to someone about this interest of his!

He has a habit of tugging on his hood when he's embarrassed or stressed, sometimes even pulling it over his face if he's feeling particularly flustered.

PETNAMES:

"My Darling," "My Dear," "My Love," and above all else, he calls you his Beloved. He almost completely replaces your name with them when you two fully establish your relationship, only reserving your actual name for rare occasion.

As for what he likes being called... Naturally, he has a soft spot for terms of endearment from his time, but I think he would be just as ecstatic if you called him anything sweet. I like to believe he likes to be called "Sweetheart," or any variation of the "Sweet___" nicknames!

QUESTION:

Hmm... this one is a hard one... but I think sometimes he would ask for reassurance. Not just that you still love him, but to confirm things about you. Totally not because he's making something for you... and he wants you to confirm a hype specific question of what your favorite color is down to the pantone code or something along those lines... heh..

I think at some point within the series, depending on where it is in the timeline he might start asking you if you believe it's possible to ascend to Heaven after being sent to Hell. Things about the quickly approaching extermination. A lot of those questions turn into promises of victory.

UPSET:

When Sir Pentious is upset he tends to seek you out, whether he be angry or sad or stressed. He finds comfort in you, and spending time with you is by far the best stress relief for him than anything else in Hell. Usually, to cheer him up you two just talk or do an activity together! Though if he's feeling worse than usual, he might have himself sit alone in his room for a while.. this is more common before the relationship/within the early stages of it.

If you're the one upset he's going to try his best to make you feel better. Making quick inventions to bring a smile to your face, letting you vent to him.. and perhaps, if someone upset you he would try to confront them... that... usually doesn't end in his favor, leaving him bloody and bruised... but hey if he can survive getting blasted into the sky by Alastor, then he can survive most anything!

May send one of his egg boiz to keep an eye on you and/or check in on you if you're upset with him. Being apart is killing him inside, and he feels so so bad. He's already doing way more than he needs to in order to win over your forgiveness. He will grovel, too.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Angel Dust: "How dare anyone say I'm playin' favorites! I love all of my friends just the same- there's Cherri Bomb, Niffty, Husk, Charlie, Pentious, my baby Fat Nuggets, and..."

Vaggie: "How many teeth did you just break using their actual names."

Angel Dust: (squinting at smudged note on his hand)

Angel Dust: ".... Vaaaagina.... Vi...agra??"

Vaggie: "Aww how sweet, you actually tried writing it down and everything."

Angel Dust: "Anything for you. Vaggsoline."

Vaggie: "Thanks for that, uh..."

Vaggie: "Sorry. What was your name again?"

Angel Dust: "Oh har har toots very funny."

Angel Dust: "Not THAT funny though. Guys. Stop laughin'."

Angel Dust: "Sugar Tits? Tiny a Nif c'mon- Whiskers! For real she WASN'T that funny- Oi what kinda fearless leader laughs at her own friends like this!? Daddy Sad Snake save me- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! Even the new guy?? She exiled ya boiz!"

Sir Pentious: "Yesss, well.... that wass a while ago, and sshe let them come back! And ssshe iss alssso rather amusssing!"

Vaggie: "To be fair it's probably also the stress from our impending fight for our lives or whatever."

Angel Dust: "That's not excuse for anyone actin' like you're in any way funnier than me, Vaggitales!"

Vaggie: "Do they even need an excuse."

Angel Dust: "Oh that's it, anyone of ya that laughs harder at HER lame joke that cashed in on MY amazing set up is coming OFF the door collage!"

Vaggie: "Great, so since I was never on there, I can laugh as hard as want huh?"

Angel Dust: "...."

Angel Dust: (spitefully draws a comical doodle of vaggie on his door)

Angel Dust: (glares and lifts an eraser)

Angel Dust: "I won't hesitate, bitch."

Charlie: "Um. Angel...?"

Husk: "Oh for fuck's sake."

Vaggie: "You doodled me in marker, fuck head."

Angel Dust: "Wh- FUCK!!!"

Vaggie: (smirking) "Hey, it's the thought that counts."

Angel Dust: "Someone get me a door unfucker thing! Niffty how do I get this shit lesbian off my door!?"

Niffty: "Blood sacrifice~"

Angel Dust: "Eww okay fine! Who's blood??"

Niffty: (holds up the pig fat nuggets) "Your first born child-"

Angel Dust: (snatches and hugs) "NO!!!!!"

Vaggie: (rolls eye) "I'll scrap it off with my spear, calm down."

Angel Dust: (shrieking and wrapping himself around pig) "MY BABY!"

Vaggie: "...the door. I'll scrap the marker off of the DOOR for you."

Angel Dust: "Ohhhh... Yeah. Yeah, you'd better!"

Charlie: "We can just paint over it, Angel Dust, don't worry" (whispering at vaggie) "He has your picture tacked up on the inside, labeled 'scary but safe question mark question mark', where you won't see. Like you have that one of him hidden under the group photo in the hotel photo album you're mak-"

Vaggie: "No Charlie don't-!"

Angel Dust: "Wait a sec- your scary sapphic is makin' a WHAT now?"

Charlie: "Oh it's so cuuuute!!! She's been working so hard on it- It's a...."

Vaggie: "It's a what. Sweetie."

Charlie: "......"

Charlie: "It's nothing worth sleeping on the couch over."

Angel Dust: "Uh huh."

Vaggie: (smooches gf's cheek) "Glad to hear it."

Charlie: (muttering) "It is worth it actually. It is very cute and worth it but I want my snuggles..."

Angel Dust: "She's sappy as well is sapphic, is what I'm hearin'. A photo album? Really toots? Well as the most photogenic fuck up in this place- obviously- I should be on the front cover."

Vaggie: "You're on enough covers already."

Angel Dust: "NOBODY LAUGH! I set that one up for ya too!"

Vaggie: "Sure you did."

Angel Dust: "THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT ON MY DOOR, TOOTS."

Vaggie: "Riiiight."

-elsewhere-

Alastor: "......"

Alastor: "Oh my! I am positively CERTAIN that no one could have POSSIBLY ever FORGOTTEN about me, ha ha ha!"

Alastor: (grins so hard his teeth crack)

[boopernatural]

i just finished a brooklyn rewatch and i will always love this show, though god it hurts andre isn't here.

a penny for your thoughts on things floating in my mind if you are still engaged at all. and no worries if not

how do you think amy and holt do at police reform? successful? is success even possible?

how do you think the friendships change with them no longer all working together?

think jake and amy stay happily married forever?

think jake ever goes back to work?

STOP i was just rewatching b99 this week god its so good. i get the same way seeing andre now that he's gone it's so hard not to think about it :(

thoughts for free no pennies needed!!!

i think obvi in this fictional, idealistic world maybe they do make some good changes, if anyone can get it done its them (much more complicated issue irl tho ofc) they def hit roadblocks though

i think charles and jake maybe drift a bit because theyre both busy dads, but prob schedule time whenever they can to catch up just the two of them and do boiz shit. jake and rosa are both off the force so maybe they see each other a little more often, she's around and helps out with Mac and pretends she doesn't like it but secretly she's his favorite auntie. Def playdates with Terry's kids too

Holt and Kevin stay close by too and esp with Amy and Holt working so much together they def share dinners and some holidays like they always did and Kevin gets Mac his first classic literature novel for kids and Amy just about falls OUT while Jake and Mac look at each other like "ok but it's no Lorax"

Amy and Jake stay happily married forever and ever and ever because I say so <3

& I def see him going back to work once the kids are older! Even if not back to detective work, maybe a PI or something like Rosa did, or some sort of mentorship. Jake is not a person who can just be idle all his life and he definitely NEEDS to do some sort of work, so once the kids are taking care of themselves for the most part, he's definitely going to find something fulfilling outside the house

thanks for sending me this ask!!! rewatch and reread of fics commence smh

[huntinglove]

What I expected to think about the characters vs what I actually thought of them after watching Hazbin Hotel

A little long because I tried to include as many characters as possible lol (also, I'm not a huge fan of the Hellaverse so a lot of the characters and their designs were brand new to me)

Sir Pentious:

He's kind of funny, I like his dirigible as well! His colors are a bit harsh though...

F/Od him and grew very attached to him, he was very sweet all throughout the show and he really deserves better than what he got

Egg boiz:

Silly little guys! How many of them are there?

They have names?!! I need to know all of them! I wonder if their personalities vary in any way or if they're just clones of each other. Do they have souls as well?

Charlie:

Big dreamer that will probably end up snapping and ruining her own plan

Determined and kind but a bit out of touch when it comes to other people around her, a nice soul that needs to learn how to listen

Angel Dust:

In it for the free stuff and overly impulsive

Dealing with heavy trauma and hypersexuality. Actually cares about people if they give him enough time, kind but stuck in a god awful situation, one of my favorite characters

Vaggie:

Intense but important character, really wants things to work out for Charlie and the hotel

Easy to tell she's an angel when you compare her design to the other characters'. Very supportive of Charlie, even when she 100% thinks that her ideas will go wrong. Interesting choice for a singing voice though

Alastor:

Thought I would F/O him, didn't. Love his aesthetic and mannerisms

His personality changed a bit, but I enjoy how easy it is to make him slip into a more menacing facade. Disliking technology must be awful when hell keeps adapting to it. I wonder who he made a deal with...

Husk:

Rude grump...

Actually cares about the people at the hotel but lives in constant exhaustion over being Alastor's "pet" because of their deal. Badass when he fights using his playing cards. I wonder what the bet between him and Alastor was...

Nifty:

Small critter?

Little chaotic lady, she can be really fun! Also, props for getting rid of that dick head

Cherri Bomb:

Fun! Impulsive and with one of my favorite designs, I like how she treats Angel, especially in Addict

Big kin, her personality is very similar to mine and I really enjoyed her scenes!

Lucifer:

First time seeing him! His design is very nice and balanced between the stylistic choices for angels and demons. I wish his demon was a bit more threatening though

He seems like a nice father to Charlie, I wonder what drove them apart. Lilith seemed like she didn't like allowing Charlie to spend a lot of time around him during the flashbacks...

His rivalry with Alastor is very funny, considering he's leagues above him, power-wise (at least according to the official scale)

Rosie:

Lovely! Such a fun character, plus the whole idea behind cannibal town is very interesting! I wonder if Alastor's affections towards her are genuine or if he just wants to get something out of her as smoothly as possible

Mimzy:

Plus size character, wonderful! Not a huge fan of her personality or the fact that she hides behind Alastor after getting herself in trouble, but she's most likely not the first or last to do something like that to him, especially in hell

Zestial:

One of my favorite designs in the show! I love his voice as well. He seems very polite and influential and I feel like there's a lot of potential for his character. I hope we get to see more of him as the show progresses!

Carmilla:

Very big hands, contrasts nicely with her otherwise sleek, ballerina-like design. Her archetypes and characteristics are very eye-catching and influential to the story. A caring mom and a powerful war lord, definitely one of my favorite characters in the show!

Vox:

Love his design and voice, not much else. For someone so powerful he seems to place his trust far too easily on random sinners and overlords. Seems far more obsessed with Alastor than he is in return.

Velvet:

My favorite of the Vees, her fashionista personality is very fun and I love the designs of the outfits she makes and wears. Doesn't seem very interested in anything that Vox or Valentino get up to, so I wonder why she joined them.

Valentino:

Ew.

Adam:

Ugh. Also, where is Eve?

Lute:

Beautiful design when unmasked. I like her personality, even if I'm not rooting for her side whatsoever

Emily:

My favorite angel! She's kind and very similar to Charlie, I hope she can change Sera's mind about the extreminations, especially now that the first soul to ever be redeemed is inhabitanting heaven!

Sera:

Seems kind enough but feels like she's holding back something very dark. I can't get myself to trust her

Lilith:

Beautiful, but not as good of a mother as I thought she would be. I wonder why she left Lucifer and Charlie by themselves. Did she make a deal with Adam or Lute??

[arttrampbelle]

Disney villain confessions:

Fave Disney villain and why: look it's really really hard to choose. But if i had to. Judge claude frollo. Simply because let's be honest. We will NEVER get a villain like that ever again. Dark,real,raw,and complex af. He's not enjoying being a villain let alone thinking he is one. One could argue he is a victim of the very faith he claims. Ah yes. That guilt be thicc boiz! But anyways,i feel he deserves the top spot because solely of the simplicity in the character and the fact he is ironically the most human in his downfall,his motives,his anger. And that my dears is what is terrifying.

The most closest to him in my fave list is hades but that's because he is the closest to his actual mythos counterpart. Chill,funny,just wants to do his job and everyone is making that a problem for some reason. Because some douchebag son of zuse wanted to show off and be a heroic epic. Thats it. The grand scheme of disneys Hercules is funny af if you really think about it. And meg,honey,he's cute and nice and all that but really?! But it's funny more so because greek mythos is kinda ridiculous too. But ya know.

Oh and captain hook. But more so the character in the movie hook. So damn good. R.i.p robin williams. I love you and miss you so much. He was like a childhood friend to me and i cried when i heard of his passing. Plz in all seriousness,check on your loved ones. Advocate for better mental health care. But back to disneys hook in peter pan. He was fun. Just plain fun to me. It was the feeling on playing on a playground,and that was the point. Tho it could get twisted and dark real quick. Oof. But as for overall. He's fun. I think he's neat and charming.

Scar. Oh my god,Jeremy irons. Legit blew his voice out for this character. Great villain. 10 outta 10.

All the lady Disney villains absolutely kill it but we already knew. Cept mother gothel to me. I feel she's redundant. Cool character,fun. But overall redundant in the grand scheme of things. At least compared to other villains,motives and overall vibe. *shrug* i dont hate her. I just feel she's pointless. Dont hate me plz.

But sadly as all the villains are great. Frollo is my top one.

Now onto my least favorite disney villain:

Gaston. Yeah. I mean he served his purpose. His role. But he's the least appealing of the classic villains. As for any new villains? Nah none of them are as appealing as the classics. They are golden years and renaissance for a reason. you just dont see any oomf to disney villains anymore. Hans is a close 2nd. It's legit just gaston but "pretty" and frozen and motives are weak. Gaston is at least upfront. We know what he's about. But overall I'd punt him into the sun. Hell i feel a lot of Disney villains would find this guy obnoxious and eff him up on spot. I feel it would even make frollo,the most repressed man alive,pissed off and defending belle from this douche. Frollo ffs. Just saying in hypothetical. Look it's no shade to gaston stans and enjoyer. He's a great villain. But he's the least appealing because to me,he's slightly boring but he serves his purpose so i can't hate 100% either. But hans? Nah nobody likes him. Nobody i know.

Again these are just my opinions. No shade to any Disney villain truly. But i neeeeeed oomf,that spice,that charisma,that je ne sais quoi so to speak. I need tragedy,comedy,and either a simple to follow motive or something so complex and straightforward it's believable. Which comes to my point. MAKE THE BULLSHIT BELIEVABLE!!!

Which is why we dont see many disney villains that are appealing anymore.

Now onto fave Disney villains songs.

Omg too many!

Helfire still ranks as my most fave a chilling song.

Poor unfortunate souls. Hell yeah Ursula my girl killed that! Love you sweetheart.

Be prepared. Once again. Jeremy irons rules.

I got friends on the other side. Princess and the frog. Underrated af. And that song is catchy and i love jazz. Lousiana. And this soul that is put into this song? Absolutely delicious.

Overall. I absolutely love Disney villains. And honestly. I loved them more than the princesses. Sorry. But definitely more than most disney princes. Until naveen,i didn't care for any of em really. Maybe beast but more so as beast so it doesn't count. And yes,some that aren't "official" princesses,i count as princesses. Because they are to me. And disney can suck it for that. But yeah naveen was fun,simple,cute,and he actually got character development in the movie. Pretty sweet. The only disney prince i felt earned his princess. That's the gospel truth. Hee hee.

Ok anyways im done ranting and raving about Disney villains.

[sandandlightning]

A Rose by Any Other Name Would Cause The Author a Logistical Nightmare

As I begin to write new posts I have come to something of a conundrum. In the past, while there was still a fair bit of name variation, it was easy to settle on my favorite Egyptian modernizations. 

Now, however, all of my ritual work uses Goetic names, while communion and prayer I use any number of different ones ranging from their myth and pantheon of origin, the goetic, to modern nicknames. Which begs the question what to use here.

I had decided to leave the name of the blog as ‘Temple of Set’ even while changing the icon to the Sitri Sigil. It seemed a strange change to make given Set was already venerated in Satanic spaces and that is more or less what led me to where I am now. It seems a bit more natural in the cases of Set and Anpu, who I have worked with for so long, to refer to them with kemetic names.

Ashtaroth, particularly I really don't know what to do. I have a whole post on her smorgasbord of etymology, and I do have some attachment to her identity as Ishtar, but had never properly approached her until Goetic pursuits. Honestly when I think about her, it's almost like a mental image of both the name Ashtaroth and Ishtar overlayed on each other at the same time. I've been sort of settling for a Ashtaroth | Ishtar denotation for now, but that hits right in the Consistent Formatting OCD.

The same can go for Bune, who has ties to Neith. And I worked with Neith recently as a Kemetic, but I have stronger ties to Bune as an entity, and also the identity overlap, while there, is just less strong from Kemetic to Goetic with Bune than it is for Anpu as Ipos or Set s Sitri.

Meanwhile the Boiz of Abrahamic Origin are just over here vibin, despite the fact that arguably Lucifer has the most convoluted and nonsensical etymological history of them all. And yet is the most normalized? Though at least that has some of the comforting energy that harkens to ‘Set literally trolling historians bc it's funny’ phenomena I ran into a lot. Or the energy of a kicked out kid yelling ‘jokes on u dad Im naming myself after something from those Romans you hate so much, get fucked’.

[deadghosy]

THIS DUO AS READERS X HAZBIN HOTEL GANG

prompt: two gen z twins fall into the grasp of hell and the hotel crew as they cause such an entertaining impression.

These two cause so much trouble in one go. Like literally you guys plopped into hell just causing chaos as the pink twin started to set hospitals and buildings on fire as the green twin was just scamming sinners😭.

The twins died looking like their favorite colors, green and pink as the smart one was green and the slight dumb one was wearing pink. The twins even have matching bracelets that have the other’s color. They also died as Gen z’s.

Oddly enough, the pink twin can go into the wrath and pride ring as the green twin and can stay in the pride ring and go into the envy ring.

You two can’t even BE LEFT ALONE HOLY SHIT- LITERALLY CHARLIE HAD YOU TAKE CHARGE IN THE HOTEL ONLY FOR THE BAR TO BE BURNT DOWN AND A HOLE IN THE WALL 😭😭

Alastor found the green twin amusing as they are very quick and smart. Hell they were the one to figure out that Alastor was in a leash when they first met him. So alastor made it his goal to try to trap the green! reader. He also found the pink one amusing, but they were just a nuisance at times 

Pink reader and Angel dust is such a funny duo as he seems to look after you since you aren’t good at taking care of your own self which is sad but at least someone cares for you.

“You’re not ascending to godhood. You’re just dehydrated….” “OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOY!” *few minutes later* the pink twin was breathing heavy on the floor. “Hopital..”

I feel like Lucifer would definitely try to adopt the twins as he find them adorable. Like Lucifer had most definitely made a pink and green duck with a magnet that makes the two ducks hold feathers.😭💗

Niffy love the twins equally as they like to hang around with the hotel maid as she shows them how to clean.

Sir Pentious find you two amazing as literally green! Reader overthinks a lot but pink! Reader doesn’t think and just acts head on. So he gets green! Reader to help with his building as pink! Reader just decorates.

The egg boiz love hanging out with the twins as they just walk around and cause havoc inside the hotel and to residents.

Headcannon on pink! Reader knowing how to use and gun and accidentally shooting themselves only to regenerate themselves as everyone panics except their own twin.

I imagine Cherri trying to bring the twins to a club and the green one is like “if you’re bring us, prepare for shit to go down.” And Cherri didn’t believe it until the club is ablaze as pink! Reader just smiled with their sharp teeth showing with their twin beside them having a tired face like. “I told you so.” Cherri’s face was so traumatized at how you did it.

Vaggie most definitely has some rules for you, even a bed time for pink as they are so adhd core 💀 so she need to drain their energy before they set anyone on fire.

It was a dark hellish night as the green twin walked into their shared room for the big dinner. “Hey just double checking, you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night with the staff right? I’m dying to go to that new place like I can’t-” the green twin stops seeing their own twin spacing out. “Oh sorry, dinner, tomorrow, me.” “YAYYY” the pink reader starts to clap excitedly

Husk hates pink! Reader as they are so damn energetic and have no filter. Yeah husk has no filter as well, but pink! Reader has the worst filter ever to the point husk wants to duct tape their mouth.

STOP IMAGINE PINK! READER DRIVING LIKE SPONGEBOB AS GREEN! READER IS READING OFF A MAP SO CALMLY😭😭

“IM DRIVIN THIS HOOEEE” pink yells as green just calmly looks up and point to an exit turn as pink swerves the car as if this shit was Tokyo drift.

The combat the twins is so strange but destructive, like literally green’s combat is martial arts and poison as pink is street fighting but also just weapons like guns and bombs.

The Vee’s fucking hate the twins with a passion as those two are just bad luck for them.

lol I can see pink just bursting into the Vee’s tower on accident as green just waves at the three overlords.

Velvette finds the twins worthy of being models for her, but the thing is when she finally got the twins to meet her. They both accidentally ruined her studio as there was fire on the floor and curtains. HELL EVEN THE FIRE IS ON FIRE?! HOW TF-

Vox had found green amusing at how smart you are with calculations. He thought he could trick you with his hypnotizing power, but nah you poked that bitch’s eyes. He yelled falling to the floor just screaming at green being a bitch and a whole lot of degrading words. 

Valentino likes pink..for some reason . It’s because you are pink like Angel dust… but like then his admiration fell so quick when you glitter bombed his whole porn studio.

Pink! Reader was arguing with Vox as green! Reader has a needle ready to drain blood from the tv overlord. “Fuck you, YOU BITCH” “ya mama.” “YA MAMA, with cha bald headed ass.” “Ahh you mad.”

Yeah pink has a restraining order from the Vee’s as green just gets a warning 😭

Pink is a pyro maniac as green is a mad scientist type shit. 🦆

Yeah so the twins lore is that they were in a bad household with a mom who was a stay at home mom and an alcoholic dad that cheats. The parents were very verbal and physically abusive. So the twins only had their self.

I can imagine that green! reader had told pink! Reader a joke and was going to tell another resident only for the pink twin to fuck it up cause they found it so funny.

“Did you know, that 1981 was the year that-” “AAAAaaaAAAAaaAA-”

Tbh green is the reason why Alastor is sometimes scared to talk to them about his plans. Like green would stare at Alastor and Alastor would just sped walk away. 😭😭

The twins troupe is also “calm friend x chaotic friend” cause of course it fits them but really green is also a psycho in a making

Green was the type of kid to burn ants and dissect frogs and animals. As pink also burnt ants but thrown rocks at houses and cars. But they most definitely burnt old houses and thrown hot honey buns at people 😭

“I FEEEL LIKE A FEM QUEEN! I FEEL LIKE FEM QUEEN! I FEEL SO CUNTY!” Is how pink! Reader felt when Angel dust did their makeup as they watched RuPaul‘s drag race series.

Imagine the sibling fights just being so chaotic as they literally have to wear a “get along” shirt lmao 😭

The two siblings literally was playing rock paper scissors when all of a sudden a bomb was heard off in the distance making green immediately looks at pink who just nervously laughs and runs off.

There was a time when pink awakened their hell powers on a Thursday as green was so confused. “Pinkie, how are you doing that?” The green reader says pushing their glasses to their face seeing their twin floating. “I-I-I- I don’t know broccoli, I’m scared.” “Well come down.” “I can’t. I-I-I- I can’t. Get help.” The pink twin says to the green twin as they are floating to the ceiling.

Yeah Lucifer had to take them down as he put a spell on pink! Reader for it to never happen again.

Below the cut I show I imagine then personally💗

Their personalities:

Green! Reader- calm, secretly crazy inside, smart, protective, over thinking, sometimes snappy, just wants to be loved.

Pink! Reader- cunty😘, crazy, starve touched, hyperactive, not focused much, under thinking, destructive.

Their appearance:

Green! Reader- looks like a teen and an adult. Has straight hair with glasses. Possibly have a mole by their cheek or lip but definitely has freckles. They are skinny but curvy as they don’t gain weight much.

Pink! Reader- looks like a young adult and a teen at the same time. Has curly hair with glasses but eye sight isn’t as bad. Has a mole by their eye and has freckled skin. They are slight chubby but more on the thicc side with the right thickness in their body.

Their specific pronouns:

Green! Reader- any, but people usually call them a he/him & she/her

Pink! Reader- she/they and them/her.

[cutesyscreenname]

@avastrasposts yooooo those sound epic omg ty for tag bby

First concert: Britney Spears on the Oops I Did It Again tour 😂😂😂 *cries in old millennial* She came on late AF I don't remember most of it and we were sat on a blanket on the grass in the lawn section. The A Teens opened for her. It was a peak Y2K concert experience.

Last and Favorite Concert: Watsky in Lawrence, Kansas. This fuckin show you guys. It's the last tour of his career as Watsky, he mentioned maybe film as his next adventure. They went off book from the set list. We all nearly passed out from irresponsible AC conditions from the venue. He had people buying water bottles from nearby stores and bringing them back to pass to the crowd. He took requests and played shit he hasn't played in 10 years. I saw his guitarists' only (well first of only two) solo performance of his own music. I left with my clothes soaked in sweat, jeans and all. I laughed, I cried, I sang along. It was a family reunion.

Second favorite: Lady Gaga Chromatica Ball this past September. Religious. Iconic. Floor seats. Closer than I ever thought I'd get. Brought one of my ride or dies. Chanted in encouragement with the whole crowd when Gaga dedicated a song to her best friend who passed and was from Houston (where we are and where the show was). Again, laughed and cried. Paws up, little monsters!

Next concert: TBD, I am poor 🤣🤣🤣

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[revasserium]

my favorite twst characters are silver and malleus they're so sillies i wanna hide them in my pocket 🥺❤

and woooow you're already in chapter 5?? you're so fast and that means you'll catch up in chapter 7 🤩 also chapter 7 just updated in twst jp yesterday and i'm losing my marbles over it akdkkskcksks i'm so excited to hear your thoughts/theories when you catch up ❗❗❗

so idia huh hmmm i have a feeling you'll like him even more when you read chapter 6 😈

my favorite twst events are:

vargas camp (some ppl think this event is so boring but for me, it's just refreshing esp the bgm music and just some silly boys going to camping 😁 what could go wrong? 😁)

endless halloween (tho you must watch the first halloween event which is scary monsters in order to understand it ANYWAY i love the vibes here and the bgm music AGAIN lol and bc silver is here my pookiebear)

ghost marriage (all i can say is poor idia 😬)

fairy gala if (it's like the alternate universe of the first fairy gala event, i love this event bc ortho gets to shine here 🥺❤ and some ppl theorize that this event is after chapter 6 buuut we never know bc all the event stories aren't canon huhuhu 😪)

and lastlyyyyy

glorious masquerade event (i love this event bc the little interactions between malleus and yuu/the player 🥰 also we get another twisted version of a disney character! it also has foreshadowing about malleus in chapter 7)

- zella

ALSO if you want to learn/read more about the characters or just see their silliness, you can read their personal stories on miraheze site. it's complete and you can even read the voice lines.

- zella

first of all -- i did NOT know you could send asks this long in tumblr now lskdjfasij HAHA back in mY DAY *cracks back, wheezes* i think we had a character limit but damn tumblr rly said "go off, be free" huh.

but yes! im generally a pretty quick reader, and i watch most videos on 2x speed (i listen to audiobooks on 2x speed too and my mom thinks i'm unhinged for it). so since it's all subbed, i'm just breezing through it; if i weren't so attached to listening to the voiced lines, i'd just read the translations on miraheze u__u

and speaking of miraheze, yES i've been LOOKING (disrepectfully, mind you).

I CANNOT WAIT FOR CHAPER 6. i am shoved so far up idia's ass already and it's not even his chapter yet fuCK.

i'm doing the camp vargas event rn cause im in the eng server and it's cute u__u i do like the "boiz just doin boi tingz" vibe it's giving off. pitching tents n shit hahah.

i shall add endless halloween to my list! i legit didn't figure out that events had like separate stories until the last day of the fairy gala event (i am big dumb im sorry) so i only got to play through the first few chapters in game, but i'll watch the rest of it; and i'm curious about the fairy gala, if ver too.

malleus is growing on me. we love a good lonely boi arc. i love that he's like "u don't know me? that's so hot" vibes hes giving off hAHAHAHA. that's so Ultra Celeb of you, malleus. i see you, i SEE you. silver, i don't know well enough yet but my normal Type is White Haired Anime Boy, so i mean -- boxes have been checked already, ukno?

i'm quickly spiraling way too far into this universe and it's.... worrying, to say the least.

[honey-milk-depresso]

I may forgive you for your sins...May is the key word.

I would like to request a reaction (of Rook, Sebek, Idia and...*sob* Azul!) to a comedian Reader. Reader, aka love interest of ze boiz, makes a lot of jokes, based on their sarcasm and charisma. Often getting in a...not so good situations, reader makes a lot of dark and not jokes to make situation at least a little easier mentally for themselves. Sometimes breaking the 4th wall, sometimes almost being expired from the school and sometimes making teacher laugh their butts off.

"Y/N, it's against rules to-" "listen here mommy issues, this is my dorm and I do whatever want."

"What do you mean the horse escaped?!" "Oh, Y/N is calling…*picks up* Sorry Y/N we can't help right-" "THERE IS A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOUSE!!"

"Well that's fishy...I think I who stole all the mushrooms from the botanical garden-"

Oh, I know who you are. I just know. But okay! This one's for you!

TWST with a Comedic (Sarcastic) s/o

Azul Ashengrotto Meanie

Not gonna lie-

But you are a garfield-

"Damn, it's sushi that delivers itself," while pointing at Floyd.

Good way to piss Floyd off further when he's about to squeeze you, Grim and the Adeuce combo

"WHY TF ARE YOU SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF HIM?!"

"Oh I don't know, I just wanted us all to die."

"..."

"YOU THINK I'M NOT FEELING LIKE IN DIP SHIT-"

Azul just kinda-

stares at you with a blank expression while looking at the whole scene

He's just... like-

wow-

You are just-

interesting

somewhere along those lines-

He heard from Jade and Floyd when he overblot you said something like, "Wow, it's such a beautiful day under the sea, pollution and ink everywhere I could just drink it fresh."

Wtf-

I mean, ever since he became your boyfriend he's never hear the end of it-

Like when Jamil overblot, you didn't even freak out-

You looked so done.

"Damn, I should write an Aladdin creepypasta story-"

"WHAT THE FCK IS AN ALADDIN CREEPYPASTA-"

But when he found out you're just saying it to keep yourself together,

he's gonna wanna ask you to maybe... just be a little moderate with your "jokes" and “creative names”.

He doesn't blame you though, sometimes people can keep it together with something funny, and everyone's got different humor

And... wtf-

did you make Professor Crewel laugh??? Wtf??

Well, time to exploit-

Yeah I'm sorry s/o,

he's sorta a teacher's pet teach him your ways now.

Idia Shroud

Wow-

Just wow-

You make every dire situation like a comedy anime scene.

Like during the ghost marriage event-

"Wow, I never knew there's an episode of Ghostbusters where they're losing and the ghost is just bitch slapping-"

"WTF IS GHOSTBUSTERS?!"

"STFU ACE-"

Like, hello???

SAVE HIM!

"I mean Vil, you look more like a princess than a prince to let the ghost bride think you're 'the one' "

OI WTF-

SHJSBJBDKJBDK

Ok ok but-

Just-

Kinda intimidated by your sarcasm ngl-

But he can relate most with your dark humor.

Or maybe when Grim's complaining about his tuna cans are not enough while you and Idia are playing some video game,

without Ortho in there obviously-

"Hmm, let's see how full my cup of care is? Oh look, it's fcking empty-"

Damn, s/o

S A S S

I think he wants to be a little more confident with you not giving a shit-

Well, seemingly.

Honestly, when he figured out you were doing it to reassure yourself, I think he gets you the most.

Okay, back to

Dark humor

He TOTALLY LOVES IT-

He probably threw one back at you-

Y’all see the romance between nerds?

It’s gorgeous-

Honestly loves it-

and he loves you

O o k

Rook Hunt

Ahahaha!

How interesting!

He literally has no idea what you mean when you break the forth wall!

“Wow, Vil is like the 5th princess with a inferior complex issue-”

Bruh

B U T

He’s another one who likes you dark humor

I don’t think he’ll fire back his own one,

cuz I think they’re more dark than humorous-

So I think he’ll just laugh and be like-

“Oh good one!”

And he’s weird-

He likes that you remain calm (mostly done) in bad situations

Like Vil’s overblot-

“Wow, Barbie has a horror movie. Wonder what role Raquelle plays?”

“WTF IS A BARBIE AND WHO THE FCK IS RAQUELLE-”

“I SAID STFU ACE-”

But oh!

You do this to only reassure yourself

Mon cheri!

You should’ve confine your true feelings to him!

Don’t keep it all to yourself!

I don’t think he’ll ask you to moderate your jokes,

but I think he’ll ask you to express your feelings a little more.

Especially to him.

He wants you to come to him

and confide in him!

Come, don’t be shy!

He’ll always be there to care!

Hon hon hon~

Sebek Vigvolt

Literally can’t understand a single joke you crack-

He’ll just think you’re fooling around

Ok, like during Leona’s overblot-

“Wtf, who let the bitch hold a wand? Oh wait, Dolores Umbridge (for those who know Harry Potter) -” 

“Y/N, THIS IS NO TIME TO FOOL AROUND! WE MUST ENGAGE AND EASE THE SITUATION AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!”

“WHO THE FCK IS DOLORE-”

“AGAIN, STFU ACE, STOP ASKING -”

Yeah you get the gig-

Sebek’s honestly worried for you

Do you not fear death???

“Y/N, YOU MUST TREASURE YOUR LIFE!”

When he heard you only do it to ease yourself mentally,

he’s like Rook,

he wants you to confide in him

but he’s more bold in his approach

“Y/N! YOU WILL CONFIDE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IN ME! I PROMISE TO LISTEN TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.”

Bruh chill

I mean-

he doesn’t really know how to be more soft

this can be the softest he can go-

I think??

And he also doesn’t understand sarcasm.

10 hour lecture of gargoyles in the most boring way possible

“Wow, such a fun way to be educated. I’m so thankful.”

“ I know right!? Master Malleus’ favorite animal! I want to learn so much more about it!”

“Sweetie, I-”

He’s just too much of a cinnamon roll-

But, he cares for you

so just

talk out your feelings with him

he got advice from Lilia don’t worry-

[flagellant]

I'm sorry if this is a stupid question, Idk if my autism is really getting in the way of understanding this or if I'm just stupid but regarding your women-writing-MLM-discourse... Is it okay to write/read characters that are a gender/sexuality you're not?

I'm a bi woman and I've got tons of different characters of different genders and sexualities. Tbh most of my characters are bi and when engaging with other peoples shows/art/etc. 99% of the time I headcanon their characters as bi.

But I DO have a few gay and lesbian characters, and a lot of same sex couples. In one story there's 2 straight couples, 1 lesbian couple, and I think 2 or 3 gay couples (I'm still deciding things)

Some of those characters have faced issues due to their sexualities, being abused by parents, being excluded from their community, etc. but other than that it's just... Part of them I guess. Like, it's a big part of their past but during the present it doesn't matter at all and it's just sort of like "Yeah he's dating the other guy. Anyways moving on."

Is that okay? Idk for me writing/reading stuff with gay characters is more "I'm bi with a preference for men. I love these two male characters and they're both attractive to me so I'd love to see/read them fuck. But also I love to see/read stuff with them and my favorite female character because she's also hot."

So for me it's less "omg they're hot boiz touching each others pee pees I love those yaoi gayz" and more "I don't care about their sexuality or gender they're hot and I want to see them fuck"

Reading an article on Forbes about fetishization of POC and it says "Fetishization can be thought of as the act of making someone an object of sexual desire based on some aspect of their identity." But for me I don't care about their sexuality, just THEM. Obviously their sexuality is a part of them but for me it's not really that important and it's more of that I find them as a person attractive.

So is that still fetishization? Idk I feel like it would be WORSE if I got rid of all of my gay/lesbian characters and just stuck to same-sex couples because then my stories would have 0 representation for anyone who's not exactly like me.

I need you to understand how frustrating it is for you to ask me for validation about wanting to keep writing and reading MLM porn as a bi woman when the justification you use is literally the "You aren't black to me, I don't see color" logic of it. If their sexualities actually didn't matter to you, then why does it matter if MLM say "People like you doing this is deeply fucked up and harming us"? Their/Our sexuality wouldn't matter to you, so you'd feel no issue about no longer partaking in deeply fucked up shit and harming us.

So to answer this as kindly as I can: Yes, it is fetishization on a definitive level, and the mixture of trying to justify it with the guilt trip cop out of "Well should I just abandon all my OCs that aren't bi women and never write anything else ever then?" and the "Well I don't ACTUALLY care about their sexualities, so it's okay for me to keep doing this right, because it does actually matter to me?"

is very irritating at the least of it.

[hazbinned]

"Thank you, thank you!" said Alastor with a flourish as he slid into his spot, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel— which was red, just like the rest of the Alastor RV! He fastened his seatbelt, and then turned around, gripping the back of his chair as he stared out at the rest of the group.

The RV had multiple rows of seats, a table, and a mini kitchen area. It wasn't one of the largest or most spacious vehicles, but everyone fit, for what it was worth!

... Mostly.

"I wanna sit next'a Husk," Angel was telling Charlie, who was smiling nervously up at him and wringing her hands. She clearly didn't like confrontation when it involved the residents, but she looked like she was on the brink of snapping!

"I know, Angel," Charlie said, "But, like I said before, I need to sit on this side so I can be between my dad and Vaggie. Have you asked Husk if he can switch seats?"

Both of them glanced at Husk, who already appeared to be about to doze off. He was wearing the bright purple earbuds that Angel had lent him.

"He's listenin' ta music!" Angel whined. "I can't just interrupt him, Charl. Have ya eva' been interrupted in the middle of your favorite song? The feelin' is brutal. He's--"

Husk took one of the earbuds out.

"These things aren't hooked up to anything. I just didn't want anyone to talk to me."

Angel and Charlie both opened their mouths, but Alastor butted in before another word could be spoken.

"Would everyone ₱ⱠɆ₳SɆ take a seat and be quiet, so I can get a move on? Hm? If we want to make it to the reserve on time, we can't afford to dilly-dally!"

Angel rolled his eyes, grabbed Husk by the hand, and hurried him over to a different seat. The one beside Niffty and some of the Egg Boiz.

'Thank you,' mouthed Charlie, with a silent nod of gratitude.

Alastor turned back around and put the key in the ignition.

"Off we go!"

Whoever had been expecting him to actually drive must have set the bar too high! He kicked his legs up on the dashboard and bobbed his hand along to the music that poured out of the speakers, as three shadow creatures spawned from his microphone and took on the task of driving.

"Ah-- I love this song!" said the Radio Demon to Pentious, grinning from ear to ear. "'Steppin' on the Gas' by Sam Morgan's Jazz Band! What a fitting tune for a road trip!"

"Who wants ta play Punch Buggy?" Angel was saying, over the music. "Whenever ya see a bug sinner, ya punch the person next ta ya--"

"You're a bug sinner," Husk said, rubbing his temples. They had barely started, and this was already trying his patience! It was too early for Angel's games! "Between you and Niffty, we'd all be punching each other the entire trip."

"Then I guess you're just gonna have'ta take your eyes off allllllll thisssss," Angel said, running his hands up and down his sides and chest fluff. He was wearing a cropped t-shirt with a low neckline, so there wasn't much left to the imagination. It was paired with beige shorts and round sunglasses with purple lenses, which were currently in the 'up' position, in his hair.

"Not hard," Husk said, burrowing down into the seat and folding a wing over himself. "I'm gonna get some shuteye."

Alastor smirked at Pentious, and raised the volume of the music. Husk was staying awake, if he had anything to say about it!

"So... excited?" the Radio Demon asked, adjusting his sleeve. Most everyone was dressed in some kind of summer garb, but Alastor's outfit was exactly the same as always, save for a button on his lapel that read 'Team Leader.' "I haven't been camping since... hm! I don't know if I've ɆVɆⱤ been camping!"

The Roadtrip of Hell.

@hazbinned Multiple Characters.

It was barely eight in the morning and Pentious had already hurricaned his way through the hotel for hours. He had first prepared a breakfast that could have fed an entire army, then woken everyone up at an ungodly hour, told them to get their luggage sorted and piled piles upon piles of pancakes on their plates with the reminder that their next proper meal would be many hours away. He had been a proper whirlwind, cooking, washing dishes and preparing coffee seemingly all at the same time.

Then he had double and triple-checked that he had all of his own items with him, before reminding everyone to use the bathroom around five times. Between each task, he quickly crossed out items on a list he had conducted weeks earlier.

Then, finally, he rounded everyone outdoors where Alastor and his amazing Radio Demon RV awaited. It was a true work of art! Large enough to comfortably transport them all, and stylish to boot!

"Before our holiday road trip commences, I shall remind you of today's timetable," Pentious informed as everyone loaded in their luggage.

"We shall spend most of our day and night on the road so that we reach Dante's Supernatural Reserve by tomorrow morning. We shall camp out there for two nights, but more on that later. We shall take turns driving and the switches shall take place after three to four hours. The driver has the ultimate power over the AUX cord and thus gets to choose the music. No whining for bathroom breaks, we don't want to fall behind on our ssschedule! Our first stop is the Gas Station at the West Border of the Pentagram, which we should reach by 1 PM! Alastor drives first."

The serpent barely paused to gasp for breath.

"That's all the luggage! Everyone hop on board! AJ, Frank, Felix, Francis- stop fighting-, Fred, Freddy Mercury, Frog," the serpent spoke, watching and counting each egg boi running into the large, vintage-styled vehicle.

"Princess Charlotte, Vagatha, Angel Dust, Husk and Niffty my dear, you too! AND YOUR MAJESTY, AFTER YOU-" A stiff-postured salute was given to Lucifer, who regally stepped into the car toting his cane and a plush duck tucked under his arm. What an honour it was to have the King himself join their week-long expedition to Lu Lu World and beyond!

With everyone safely inside the car, Pentious hopped in himself and slammed the door shut behind him.

"That's everyone, Alastor," he boisterously informed, greeting his partner director at the wheel with a quick elbow bump before settling next to him on the front seat. "And a lovely vehicle you have summoned, absolutely wonderful. Permissssion to drive granted!"

[max--phillips]

Bored you say? I’m a bit tired so here is a random question. What would the Pedro Boiz favorite earth vegetable be? Are there any who refused to eat veggies into their adulthood’s? Which ones un-ironically like raw kale? 🤔🤣

OK OK OK OK GREAT QUESTION ACTUALLY but also dfgkljdsfhghsdfg

Din isn’t super picky, honestly; he’s sort of “if I have food I’ll eat it because I have to.” Like, rations aren’t good, is the thing. But, once he’s had Good Food enough that he can have opinions? I feel like he likes green beans, but like... made right. With onions and bacon and stuff. He just strikes me as like, having enough Old Man Vibes that he’s just like this sldkfjgsdf

Ezra will literally eat anything. He loves everything. He’s the one who unironically likes raw kale.

Listen. Javi grew up like, on the border, right? I can only imagine he’s a big fan of like, roasted bell peppers and corn and tomatoes. Probably more for the comfort of it, tbh

Jack is an interesting case. Like, in my heart I know he knows how to cook, so he knows how to make vegetables like. Good? But he’s such a meat and potatoes kind of guy that I feel like he just forgets about ‘em most of the time. Like, his favorite are carrots in a stew.

Max doesn’t do vegetables. If he wasn’t like this before he was turned, he’d have a valid excuse. But is this really a surprise

Oberyn just strikes me as a salad kind of dude if he does have to eat vegetables. But like... he’s fruity more of a fruit kind of person. Y’know. Berries

Maxwell a la the movie is such a health nut he probably just like, eats raw celery. Something is wrong with him. But not wrong enough to like raw kale

Tovar is also a meat and potatoes kind of person but will scoff at your wack ass lettuce and like, dainty bullshit. If it’s not in some sort of soup or stew or cooked with some sort of flavor he’s not interested