eggsinthecity

[eggsinthecity]

I am begging someone, anyone, to write a decent Brynjolf mod. Please, it's 2025.

[eggsinthecity]

I feel like picking dark urge for your evil playthrough makes sense but I also think dark urge is more interesting when you're trying *not* to be evil so my hot take is that Durge should be your good playthrough so you care more when things go wrong and Tav should be your evil playthrough so you have no one to blame but yourself

[eggsinthecity]

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

[eggsinthecity]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[eggsinthecity]

fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know

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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

[eggsinthecity]

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

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[eggsinthecity]

just spent half an hour waiting for a pizza i hadn't even ordered yet. never let your enemy know your next move.

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[eggsinthecity]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

[eggsinthecity]

tanktops are so whorish I love them. My entire armpit is out. If you look at me you’re a slut

[eggsinthecity]

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

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[eggsinthecity]

fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍