#hazbin hotel x twins

[deadghosy]

THIS DUO AS READERS X HAZBIN HOTEL GANG

prompt: two gen z twins fall into the grasp of hell and the hotel crew as they cause such an entertaining impression.

These two cause so much trouble in one go. Like literally you guys plopped into hell just causing chaos as the pink twin started to set hospitals and buildings on fire as the green twin was just scamming sinners😭.

The twins died looking like their favorite colors, green and pink as the smart one was green and the slight dumb one was wearing pink. The twins even have matching bracelets that have the other’s color. They also died as Gen z’s.

Oddly enough, the pink twin can go into the wrath and pride ring as the green twin and can stay in the pride ring and go into the envy ring.

You two can’t even BE LEFT ALONE HOLY SHIT- LITERALLY CHARLIE HAD YOU TAKE CHARGE IN THE HOTEL ONLY FOR THE BAR TO BE BURNT DOWN AND A HOLE IN THE WALL 😭😭

Alastor found the green twin amusing as they are very quick and smart. Hell they were the one to figure out that Alastor was in a leash when they first met him. So alastor made it his goal to try to trap the green! reader. He also found the pink one amusing, but they were just a nuisance at times 

Pink reader and Angel dust is such a funny duo as he seems to look after you since you aren’t good at taking care of your own self which is sad but at least someone cares for you.

“You’re not ascending to godhood. You’re just dehydrated….” “OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOY!” *few minutes later* the pink twin was breathing heavy on the floor. “Hopital..”

I feel like Lucifer would definitely try to adopt the twins as he find them adorable. Like Lucifer had most definitely made a pink and green duck with a magnet that makes the two ducks hold feathers.😭💗

Niffy love the twins equally as they like to hang around with the hotel maid as she shows them how to clean.

Sir Pentious find you two amazing as literally green! Reader overthinks a lot but pink! Reader doesn’t think and just acts head on. So he gets green! Reader to help with his building as pink! Reader just decorates.

The egg boiz love hanging out with the twins as they just walk around and cause havoc inside the hotel and to residents.

Headcannon on pink! Reader knowing how to use and gun and accidentally shooting themselves only to regenerate themselves as everyone panics except their own twin.

I imagine Cherri trying to bring the twins to a club and the green one is like “if you’re bring us, prepare for shit to go down.” And Cherri didn’t believe it until the club is ablaze as pink! Reader just smiled with their sharp teeth showing with their twin beside them having a tired face like. “I told you so.” Cherri’s face was so traumatized at how you did it.

Vaggie most definitely has some rules for you, even a bed time for pink as they are so adhd core 💀 so she need to drain their energy before they set anyone on fire.

It was a dark hellish night as the green twin walked into their shared room for the big dinner. “Hey just double checking, you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night with the staff right? I’m dying to go to that new place like I can’t-” the green twin stops seeing their own twin spacing out. “Oh sorry, dinner, tomorrow, me.” “YAYYY” the pink reader starts to clap excitedly

Husk hates pink! Reader as they are so damn energetic and have no filter. Yeah husk has no filter as well, but pink! Reader has the worst filter ever to the point husk wants to duct tape their mouth.

STOP IMAGINE PINK! READER DRIVING LIKE SPONGEBOB AS GREEN! READER IS READING OFF A MAP SO CALMLY😭😭

“IM DRIVIN THIS HOOEEE” pink yells as green just calmly looks up and point to an exit turn as pink swerves the car as if this shit was Tokyo drift.

The combat the twins is so strange but destructive, like literally green’s combat is martial arts and poison as pink is street fighting but also just weapons like guns and bombs.

The Vee’s fucking hate the twins with a passion as those two are just bad luck for them.

lol I can see pink just bursting into the Vee’s tower on accident as green just waves at the three overlords.

Velvette finds the twins worthy of being models for her, but the thing is when she finally got the twins to meet her. They both accidentally ruined her studio as there was fire on the floor and curtains. HELL EVEN THE FIRE IS ON FIRE?! HOW TF-

Vox had found green amusing at how smart you are with calculations. He thought he could trick you with his hypnotizing power, but nah you poked that bitch’s eyes. He yelled falling to the floor just screaming at green being a bitch and a whole lot of degrading words. 

Valentino likes pink..for some reason . It’s because you are pink like Angel dust… but like then his admiration fell so quick when you glitter bombed his whole porn studio.

Pink! Reader was arguing with Vox as green! Reader has a needle ready to drain blood from the tv overlord. “Fuck you, YOU BITCH” “ya mama.” “YA MAMA, with cha bald headed ass.” “Ahh you mad.”

Yeah pink has a restraining order from the Vee’s as green just gets a warning 😭

Pink is a pyro maniac as green is a mad scientist type shit. 🦆

Yeah so the twins lore is that they were in a bad household with a mom who was a stay at home mom and an alcoholic dad that cheats. The parents were very verbal and physically abusive. So the twins only had their self.

I can imagine that green! reader had told pink! Reader a joke and was going to tell another resident only for the pink twin to fuck it up cause they found it so funny.

“Did you know, that 1981 was the year that-” “AAAAaaaAAAAaaAA-”

Tbh green is the reason why Alastor is sometimes scared to talk to them about his plans. Like green would stare at Alastor and Alastor would just sped walk away. 😭😭

The twins troupe is also “calm friend x chaotic friend” cause of course it fits them but really green is also a psycho in a making

Green was the type of kid to burn ants and dissect frogs and animals. As pink also burnt ants but thrown rocks at houses and cars. But they most definitely burnt old houses and thrown hot honey buns at people 😭

“I FEEEL LIKE A FEM QUEEN! I FEEL LIKE FEM QUEEN! I FEEL SO CUNTY!” Is how pink! Reader felt when Angel dust did their makeup as they watched RuPaul‘s drag race series.

Imagine the sibling fights just being so chaotic as they literally have to wear a “get along” shirt lmao 😭

The two siblings literally was playing rock paper scissors when all of a sudden a bomb was heard off in the distance making green immediately looks at pink who just nervously laughs and runs off.

There was a time when pink awakened their hell powers on a Thursday as green was so confused. “Pinkie, how are you doing that?” The green reader says pushing their glasses to their face seeing their twin floating. “I-I-I- I don’t know broccoli, I’m scared.” “Well come down.” “I can’t. I-I-I- I can’t. Get help.” The pink twin says to the green twin as they are floating to the ceiling.

Yeah Lucifer had to take them down as he put a spell on pink! Reader for it to never happen again.

Below the cut I show I imagine then personally💗

Their personalities:

Green! Reader- calm, secretly crazy inside, smart, protective, over thinking, sometimes snappy, just wants to be loved.

Pink! Reader- cunty😘, crazy, starve touched, hyperactive, not focused much, under thinking, destructive.

Their appearance:

Green! Reader- looks like a teen and an adult. Has straight hair with glasses. Possibly have a mole by their cheek or lip but definitely has freckles. They are skinny but curvy as they don’t gain weight much.

Pink! Reader- looks like a young adult and a teen at the same time. Has curly hair with glasses but eye sight isn’t as bad. Has a mole by their eye and has freckled skin. They are slight chubby but more on the thicc side with the right thickness in their body.

Their specific pronouns:

Green! Reader- any, but people usually call them a he/him & she/her

Pink! Reader- she/they and them/her.

[cakerybakery]

“Dumbass.” Lilith spat, getting into Adam’s face.

“Cunt.” Adam retorted. “This is all your fault.”

“My fault? Fuck you. You never listen to fucking word I say.”

“Why should I listen to you? I’m older!”

Adam and Lilith continued to argue and Lucifer shook his head. “They fight like cats and dogs. I don’t get why they don’t just leave each other alone.

Angel dust barely looked up from his phone, “that’s what you do with siblings. I argued all the time growing up with my twin sister. But we couldn’t stay away either. Not sure why heaven thought making a set of twins and calling them spouses wasn’t weird.”

“They’re not- they were made to be a pair!”

“You know what’s also a pair? Twins.”

“They don’t look alike.”

“Most twins don’t. Oh no, he has brown hair and she’s blonde, they can’t have a sibling dynamic. Look, they were made at the same time?”

“Yeah, Adam’s a couple minutes older, but yeah.”

“They were born in the same place, from the same stuff, raised in the same home, and spent a lot of time being forced together?”

“…”

“Twins.”

“They have the same interests, music. Same taste in men and women. You and Eve. And fight like crazy but won’t leave each other alone either. Besides they’re currently arguing about who’s taller and this fight happened because of a board game. I’m surprised Lilith isn’t sitting on Adam, hitting him with his own hand, and going, ‘stop hitting yourself’… oh never mind she is.”

[trashogram]

He Chose You Incorrect Quotes #5:

Reader to baby!Charlie: “I carried you for nine months. I was in labor for 15 hours. I couldn’t sleep properly for six months and you… You have the audacity to come out a carbon copy of your dad.”

[contumacious-arcadia]

oooo ooooo OOOOOO!

What if Al was actually the original redeemed sinner and *that's* where he was for those 7 years? What if he actually did die again 7 yrs back but was appalled when he reincarnated in heaven and immediately started a campaign to be sent back? What if he accidentally redeemed himself by murdering all those other Overlords?

We can see just how abusive and sadistic Overlords can be towards the souls they own by looking at Val's character. If you contrast that with what we've seen in Husk/Nifty/Al's interactions, despite owning their souls and being a snarky little shit towards Husk (and scaring him a bit when he brings up Al's deal), Al never once actually hurts them and arguably provides them with a comfortable, relatively safe, and happy life in the hotel. These interactions are in present day, but we have been given no evidence to show that he ever treated them differently. On the contrary, when Al shows back up in the pilot, Husk immediately bitches at him when he is ordered to bartend - back-talking to his soul's owner with no hesitation and no fear. It stands to reason that he's comfortable doing so because Al's treatment of him has been the same since they made their deal.

In the context of hell, Al's rise to power seems to have had an accidental side effect of killing the super bad guys, saving sinners from an eternity of abuse and torture, and providing them with a much better contract. Like, *MUCH* better. No more rape, torture, druggings, mind control, etc... Al's obviously not a saint, but in this context, he may have been pretty close to hell's version of one.

If this is the case, Al obv would have *hated* being in heaven and likely immediately took it upon himself to attempt returning to hell BUT heaven obv wouldn't be cool with just letting him fall because they would *not* want hell finding out that redemption is possible. (Remember, in this scenario Al was redeemed 7 years prior to the show's pilot.) What if THAT's what his deal was? What if the deal was: either heaven just murders him on the spot -or- they allow him to fall back to hell in his original sinner form BUT ONLY if he agrees to have his angelic powers bound and is contractually sworn to silence about anything that happened during those 7 years?

This would work SO well. It would also answer a lot of questions about Al's character and actions. For example:

-Where was Al during those missing 7 years? Heaven. Likely imprisoned. -Who owns his soul? Again, heaven. Likely either Sera or an Archangel like Micheal. (I like the idea that it's Micheal, and that Mikey is Luci's twin, pouring more fuel on the fire on the immediate Al x Luci hate train.) -Why does Al state redemption is impossible as if it's a fact and not just an assumption? His deal forces him to keep redemption a secret so he is literally contract-bound to verbally disregard the idea. -Why does he still help the hotel then? Because he's pissed that heaven roped him into a deal WAY more favorable to them. Even though he can't outright state that redemption is possible, he can push Charlie's project along and hope she is the one who blows up heaven's big secret for him. It's revenge, baby! -Why does Zestial make comments about Al falling into "holy arms" when this is seemingly the first interaction between the two since Al's disappearance? Zestial suspects what happened. Maybe he witnessed Al's double-death 7 yrs ago, maybe he overheard some gossip from exorcists during an extermination, maybe something else. -Why doesn't Al use angelic weapons during his battle with Adam, especially since HE is the one who brought that knowledge to the hotel in the first place? He is overconfident because he too is actually a fallen angel, but he fails because his angelic powers are still bound. It is the pride ring after all. -Why does Al sing about "unclipping his wings" during his panic attack/loss to Adam? It's literal. He's pissed that he's been stripped of a massive boon to his power set and double-pissed that heaven seemingly has "beaten" him again. -Why does Al claim that he will be "pulling all the strings" once his wings have been unclipped? Because he is literally proof-positive redemption is possible and therefore, to his knowledge, would basically be a living weapon against heaven's authority. Remember, at this point no one is aware of Pentious' redemption.

I'm sure there's more! Anywho, my brain ran off on this tangent for some unknown reason. Al's just such a fun character to theorize about. Now, I don't believe this will actually happen in the show (it's probably a simple answer like "Lilith owns his soul, duh"), but we can dream! If any writers out there are looking for fic ideas and find my little rant interesting, PLS take this and run with it! I would LOVE to read something like this <3

[bigbeanbear]

Stephanie Beatriz answering the audience question if Vaggie and Lute were a couple during exorcist days. @ TwinCitiesCon

[lucifer-imaginaryfriend]

Alice in wonderland Hazbin Hotel Style!

Idea from the talent @bunny-is-cute

Characters from @hells-greatest-performers

[hazbinbossbrainrot]

Dustmoth / Radiohusk fans: Eww! You like Huskerdust/Stolitz? That’s so toxic! Don’t you know that’s Stockholm Syndrome?

Stolitz / Huskerdust fans:

[im-just-a-br0adway-baby]

(Vaggie comes into the lobby holding a children's cassette player and a cassette tape, as Charlie is feeding their two-year-old twin daughters, Lucille and Lillian, while the rest of the crew goes about their day.)

Vaggie: Hey, everybody!

Charlie & Crew: Hey, Vaggie!

Vaggie: Guess what, girls! I went to the thrift store and found a tape of children's songs by Raffi! My mom used to play this tape all the time for me when I was your age!

Lucille: Thank you! What is a Raffi?

Vaggie: Well, he's the guy that sings "Baby Beluga."

Charlie: I used to love that song! Dad, remember our dance? C'mon! Let's show Luci and Lilli!

(Charlie pulls Lucifer's arm)

Lucifer: Oh, this'll be fun!

Vaggie: I'll just put this here in your little baby boom box... (puts the tape in the cassette player and presses play) and I'll sing with you!

Lucifer: Okay, Maggie, rock and roll!

Charlie, Lucifer, Vaggie: 🎶Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea🎶

🎶Swim so wild and swim so free🎶

🎶Heaven above and the sea below🎶

🎶And a little white whale on the go🎶

(Angel Dust puts Niffty on his shoulder and they each take a sip of water and spit it out like sprinklers.)

🎶Baby Beluga, baby Beluga...🎶

(They stop singing once they notice Angel and Niffty spitting water at them while the song is still playing. Angel and Niffty stop, then spit one last bit of water once they're caught.)

Husk: Great, I got the Baby Beluga dancers, I'm drinkin' Moo Juice, when the hell did this place become a Disney Channel sitcom!?

[lucius-morningstar]

Just Drop It

Lucius goes to Charlie with what info he has, and she takes it about as well as you'd expect. ---- Charlie: I once let Lucius trim my hooves and rear kicked him in the face when he accidentally tickled me. I felt bad for weeks. Vaggie: Did he have a hoof print on his face? Charlie: *Snorts* He did I-I felt so ba- Oh hey Lucius. Lucius: Hey, you mind if we talk.. Without Vagatha- Vaggie: Vaggie. Lucius: Uh huh. Charlie: Sure um Vaggie you mind going to check on Razzle and Dazzle, they've been in the kitchen and it's been silent for a while. Vaggie: Oh um sure, yea I can do it. ------ Charlie: Alright what's up. Lucius: She's lying about her name. Charlie: What? Lucius: I went to dad's to look at the sinner book to- Charlie: Hold up, you went to dads.. Voluntarily. Lucius: It took a lot of restraint not to run but yes an- Charlie: And you tried to dig up dirt on Vaggie. Lucius: Her name isn't Vaggie. Charlie: Then what is it? Lucius: I don't know, I couldn't find anyone or any sinner that died on extermination day with what little info I knew on her. Charlie: Okay and? Lucius: And, what do you mean and?, Charlie she's not trustworthy. Charlie: Lucius I hate to say this but.. No one in hell is entirely trust worthy. even if Vaggie isn't her real name it doesn't matter. The point is she ended up caught in the extermination, got hurt and needs others she can trust. Lucius: But why does it have to be you?, Charlie I don't want to be mean but you're too trusting with sinners. Charlie: ..You're starting to sound like da- Lucius: Do not finish that sentence. I-I'm just trying to look out for you- Charlie: I don't need you to look out for me, I'm over 200 hundred years old just as you and you're treating me like a child. Lucius: Well maybe if you didn't act like you trust every sinner that comes in here I wouldn't- Charlie: You don't need to remind me of- Lucius: I don't, Charlie. No, ya know what I need to remind you that the last few sinners we invited here nearly robbed us, tried to hold you at gun point and one at knife point and you know where most of those idiots are. Dead where th- Charlie: Alright! I get it, I'm an idiot you don't have to rub it in! Lucius: I'm not saying you're an idiot. I'm saying you're too trusting and you keep letting others hurt you which you don't deserve. Charlie: Those are my choices Lucius, my mistakes and you need to let me make them. You're not my dad. Lucius: *Snorts* If I was I wouldn't be here. Charlie: ....My point is. You can't protect me from everything and how can we learn to trust if we don't give that trust in return. Lucius: ...Char- Charlie: I'm asking you as your sister to please drop this. Vaggie is staying here, she's been helpful. She's been good company and if you got to know her you'd see that. So please drop this. Lucius: Charlie I ca- Charlie: Please.. For me. Drop this. I don't want to hear about anything involving Vaggie unless it involves you two being easier on each other. You especially. Give her a chance please. Lucius: *growls* Fine.. For you I will drop this. But let me make this very clear. That woman and I will never be friends. Charlie: ..Fine I'll take what I can get. Lucius: ....

[the-apple-of-her-eye-au]

When Alice meets Lucille's twin brother, Michael, she had been told they were not alike by Lucille so was expecting him to be a total douchebag only to discover Lucille is an idiot and they're literally clones. (Partly the reason why Alice actually likes Michael but Michael is the only one of Lucille's family she does like)

[cakerybakery]

Adam dumped Lilith’s bag on the floor of his guest room. “And you can stay here while you and Lucifer have this tiff. Don’t come in my room. I’ll be bringing bitches around.”

“Charming as ever, Adam.” Lilith was cold. She always talked to him like that. “What happened to Eve?”

“Didn’t last past Leviticus 18:6. Mass fucking divorces up here when that happened and everyone realized they were fucking their sibling.“ Adam tried to shrug it off but what had been fine for him until the moment the lord condemned it, even now centuries later, raised bile in his throat. He and Eve weren’t siblings but family dinners sure got fucking awkward and stopped after that. It was just too weird and his whole family went their own way.

The only bright spot was the day he casually called Lilith his sister instead of first wife and was real happy they never fucked. Because once he thought about it, the more his picking on her and her arguing with him seemed like how his kids acted as kids with each other than he and Eve ever acted with each other.

When she reached out, out of the blue, because she and Lucifer had a massive fight about the exterminations he’d been happy to put her up. She and Lucifer were easier to think about when Adam thought about her being his twin instead of his wife.

Ex-wife.

Even back in Eden when Lucifer and Lilith first met, Lilith had already dumped him to leave the garden. He already had Eve by the time the two came back.

He left her to unpack and went to a gig, not coming back until nearly two am and alone. Mostly just winners in the crowd that night. None of the heaven borns approached him so it was just going to be him and righty tonight.

He put away his shit and was checking the fridge to see if he was in the mood for anything when he saw a ghoul from the corner of his eye. Adam jumped back and dropped the slice of cake he was going to eat.

The light switch flipped on and he realized it was just Lilith wearing a face mask.

“What’s wrong with you?” Lilith pulled her housecoat closed a little more. “Are you back so soon? I thought you had a gig?” Under the mask she looked relieved, “I wasn’t expecting you back so soon, so when I heard a noise I came to check it out.”

“Fuck, Lil. I thought you were a ghost or demon or some shit.” Adam waved his hands like he had been taught eons ago and the mess cleaned itself up. He dumped the recombined cake into the garbage and put the now fixed plate into the sink for the sink to clean. “Yeah, the bars up here are only open until one. Shitty, but we’re lucky the elder angels even allow alcohol and bars.”

He reopened the fridge and grabbed a beer from the shelf. Adam held it out for Lilith. When she took it he grabbed another. This time two slices of cake were waiting so he grabbed those too. A fridge that knows exactly what you’re in the mood for, heaven was fucking perfect.

They sat at the kitchen table with their midnight snack and didn’t say much. It was a little boring and Adam was never one to enjoy silence. He was too busy for it.

“So, why are you still up?”

Lilith was picking at her cake. She had to like it, the fridge wouldn’t have given her something she didn’t like. So something was bothering her. Adam knew he did the same thing and he could remember Lilith doing that a few times before she packed her metaphorical bags and left Eden.

She shrugged and kept picking.

“Look, I’m great at a lot of shit.” Adam bragged, “and I can tell when something is bothering a woman. So tell your big bro all about it. Oh, is it Lucifer? Can I go down to hell and kick his ass for making my sister cry?”

Lilith raised an eyebrow, “what are you prattling on about? Did you hit your thick skull?”

“It’s hard to explain. Just. Doesn’t it feel weird to think of each other as exs?” Cause it did for him.

She seemed to consider it. “I guess. When Lucifer and I had that fight, reaching out to you to talk was my first instinct.”

“Yeah. And the idea of banging you makes me want to throw up.”

The look on Lilith’s face was the same that churned his own gut.

“See! Now try thinking of me as your brother!”

She put her head in her hand and then yanked it away as she smeared her face mask cream all over her hand. “Ugh.” Lilith wiped it off on her bathrobe. “Yeah. You might be right, for once.”

“For always. And you should listen to your big brother. I’m older.”

“By five minutes!” He could see her turning pink around the edges of her mask as her eyebrows knitted together in a scowl. “That doesn’t count.”

“Uhh yeah it does. I’m older, therefore I know more. You should listen to the wisedom of my age.” He pointed to her bathrobe. “For example, I know better than to stick my hand in gunk on my face.”

“Oh I bet you know all about having gunk on your face. I’ve seen the way you look at my husband, I’m so sure Leviticus is why your marriage failed.”

Adam sputtered, he hadn’t even seen Lucifer since Eden! He had a stupid crush for like five minutes! Lucifer had been a handsome angel! It didn’t mean anything! “Fuck you!”

“Ohh touched a nerve. Come on big bro. Can’t take a little sibling teasing?” She stuck her tongue out at him and he pouted. “I’m sure if you went down to hell to fight my husband you’d take quite the pounding. He’s little, but strong.”

“Cut it out! I’m not into men. It was a crush ten thousand years ago that last five whole minutes and that makes it meaningless.”

“So then the five minutes you’re older than me is meaningless too. Glad we agree.” She pushed back her chair and stood up, “good night brother who is exactly my equal and is only older by five minutes making it meaningless.”

As she left the room Adam realized he’d been had. Not just about the five minutes thing. She’d gotten out of telling him what was wrong. He’d have to ask her about it in the morning. Adam dumped the leftovers in the garbage and the plates in the sink. He’d put them away tomorrow.

[zootopiathingz]

rapid fire: what would charlastor name their 15 kids

1. Beatrice

2. Arwen

3. Belle

4. Florence

5. Simon

6. Emily

7. Alastor Jr.

8. Charlotte Jr.

9. Olivia

10. Roseanne

11. Sabrina

12, Harrison

13. Bernadette

14. Madilyn

15. Timothy

[junosartz]

dang didnt know they had it like that

[pep-rambles]

Hope you brought tissues friends! It's twin reunion time!

[lucifer-imaginaryfriend]

The best pillow is big sister ❤️💛❤️

I am really proud of how this turned out

Can't get enough of drawing wholesome little babies lol

OCs belong to the lovely @bunny-is-cute from their blog @hells-greatest-performers

[kakabelorias]

Saw a couple oc x canon fan kids every now and then. Decided it was time to create a lil CosmicKeep fankid, even though sinners (& assumably winners) can't reproduce. Here's one for fun anyways!

His name is Lyrik (said like Lyric) because Peter loves to sing and Ori loves music. That was my only excuse to the name choice lmao

AU would likely take place in the AU where Ori gets redeemed so the baby is born a fully fledged angel but Ori, missing hell and her identity as a sinner/demon, would probably give her son a cute demon plush. Just to have something to hang onto from her past.