#hazbin hotel x twins

[deadghosy]

THIS DUO AS READERS X HAZBIN HOTEL GANG

prompt: two gen z twins fall into the grasp of hell and the hotel crew as they cause such an entertaining impression.

These two cause so much trouble in one go. Like literally you guys plopped into hell just causing chaos as the pink twin started to set hospitals and buildings on fire as the green twin was just scamming sinners😭.

The twins died looking like their favorite colors, green and pink as the smart one was green and the slight dumb one was wearing pink. The twins even have matching bracelets that have the other’s color. They also died as Gen z’s.

Oddly enough, the pink twin can go into the wrath and pride ring as the green twin and can stay in the pride ring and go into the envy ring.

You two can’t even BE LEFT ALONE HOLY SHIT- LITERALLY CHARLIE HAD YOU TAKE CHARGE IN THE HOTEL ONLY FOR THE BAR TO BE BURNT DOWN AND A HOLE IN THE WALL 😭😭

Alastor found the green twin amusing as they are very quick and smart. Hell they were the one to figure out that Alastor was in a leash when they first met him. So alastor made it his goal to try to trap the green! reader. He also found the pink one amusing, but they were just a nuisance at times 

Pink reader and Angel dust is such a funny duo as he seems to look after you since you aren’t good at taking care of your own self which is sad but at least someone cares for you.

“You’re not ascending to godhood. You’re just dehydrated….” “OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOY!” *few minutes later* the pink twin was breathing heavy on the floor. “Hopital..”

I feel like Lucifer would definitely try to adopt the twins as he find them adorable. Like Lucifer had most definitely made a pink and green duck with a magnet that makes the two ducks hold feathers.😭💗

Niffy love the twins equally as they like to hang around with the hotel maid as she shows them how to clean.

Sir Pentious find you two amazing as literally green! Reader overthinks a lot but pink! Reader doesn’t think and just acts head on. So he gets green! Reader to help with his building as pink! Reader just decorates.

The egg boiz love hanging out with the twins as they just walk around and cause havoc inside the hotel and to residents.

Headcannon on pink! Reader knowing how to use and gun and accidentally shooting themselves only to regenerate themselves as everyone panics except their own twin.

I imagine Cherri trying to bring the twins to a club and the green one is like “if you’re bring us, prepare for shit to go down.” And Cherri didn’t believe it until the club is ablaze as pink! Reader just smiled with their sharp teeth showing with their twin beside them having a tired face like. “I told you so.” Cherri’s face was so traumatized at how you did it.

Vaggie most definitely has some rules for you, even a bed time for pink as they are so adhd core 💀 so she need to drain their energy before they set anyone on fire.

It was a dark hellish night as the green twin walked into their shared room for the big dinner. “Hey just double checking, you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night with the staff right? I’m dying to go to that new place like I can’t-” the green twin stops seeing their own twin spacing out. “Oh sorry, dinner, tomorrow, me.” “YAYYY” the pink reader starts to clap excitedly

Husk hates pink! Reader as they are so damn energetic and have no filter. Yeah husk has no filter as well, but pink! Reader has the worst filter ever to the point husk wants to duct tape their mouth.

STOP IMAGINE PINK! READER DRIVING LIKE SPONGEBOB AS GREEN! READER IS READING OFF A MAP SO CALMLY😭😭

“IM DRIVIN THIS HOOEEE” pink yells as green just calmly looks up and point to an exit turn as pink swerves the car as if this shit was Tokyo drift.

The combat the twins is so strange but destructive, like literally green’s combat is martial arts and poison as pink is street fighting but also just weapons like guns and bombs.

The Vee’s fucking hate the twins with a passion as those two are just bad luck for them.

lol I can see pink just bursting into the Vee’s tower on accident as green just waves at the three overlords.

Velvette finds the twins worthy of being models for her, but the thing is when she finally got the twins to meet her. They both accidentally ruined her studio as there was fire on the floor and curtains. HELL EVEN THE FIRE IS ON FIRE?! HOW TF-

Vox had found green amusing at how smart you are with calculations. He thought he could trick you with his hypnotizing power, but nah you poked that bitch’s eyes. He yelled falling to the floor just screaming at green being a bitch and a whole lot of degrading words. 

Valentino likes pink..for some reason . It’s because you are pink like Angel dust… but like then his admiration fell so quick when you glitter bombed his whole porn studio.

Pink! Reader was arguing with Vox as green! Reader has a needle ready to drain blood from the tv overlord. “Fuck you, YOU BITCH” “ya mama.” “YA MAMA, with cha bald headed ass.” “Ahh you mad.”

Yeah pink has a restraining order from the Vee’s as green just gets a warning 😭

Pink is a pyro maniac as green is a mad scientist type shit. 🦆

Yeah so the twins lore is that they were in a bad household with a mom who was a stay at home mom and an alcoholic dad that cheats. The parents were very verbal and physically abusive. So the twins only had their self.

I can imagine that green! reader had told pink! Reader a joke and was going to tell another resident only for the pink twin to fuck it up cause they found it so funny.

“Did you know, that 1981 was the year that-” “AAAAaaaAAAAaaAA-”

Tbh green is the reason why Alastor is sometimes scared to talk to them about his plans. Like green would stare at Alastor and Alastor would just sped walk away. 😭😭

The twins troupe is also “calm friend x chaotic friend” cause of course it fits them but really green is also a psycho in a making

Green was the type of kid to burn ants and dissect frogs and animals. As pink also burnt ants but thrown rocks at houses and cars. But they most definitely burnt old houses and thrown hot honey buns at people 😭

“I FEEEL LIKE A FEM QUEEN! I FEEL LIKE FEM QUEEN! I FEEL SO CUNTY!” Is how pink! Reader felt when Angel dust did their makeup as they watched RuPaul‘s drag race series.

Imagine the sibling fights just being so chaotic as they literally have to wear a “get along” shirt lmao 😭

The two siblings literally was playing rock paper scissors when all of a sudden a bomb was heard off in the distance making green immediately looks at pink who just nervously laughs and runs off.

There was a time when pink awakened their hell powers on a Thursday as green was so confused. “Pinkie, how are you doing that?” The green reader says pushing their glasses to their face seeing their twin floating. “I-I-I- I don’t know broccoli, I’m scared.” “Well come down.” “I can’t. I-I-I- I can’t. Get help.” The pink twin says to the green twin as they are floating to the ceiling.

Yeah Lucifer had to take them down as he put a spell on pink! Reader for it to never happen again.

Below the cut I show I imagine then personally💗

Their personalities:

Green! Reader- calm, secretly crazy inside, smart, protective, over thinking, sometimes snappy, just wants to be loved.

Pink! Reader- cunty😘, crazy, starve touched, hyperactive, not focused much, under thinking, destructive.

Their appearance:

Green! Reader- looks like a teen and an adult. Has straight hair with glasses. Possibly have a mole by their cheek or lip but definitely has freckles. They are skinny but curvy as they don’t gain weight much.

Pink! Reader- looks like a young adult and a teen at the same time. Has curly hair with glasses but eye sight isn’t as bad. Has a mole by their eye and has freckled skin. They are slight chubby but more on the thicc side with the right thickness in their body.

Their specific pronouns:

Green! Reader- any, but people usually call them a he/him & she/her

Pink! Reader- she/they and them/her.

[bigbeanbear]

Stephanie Beatriz answering the audience question if Vaggie and Lute were a couple during exorcist days. @ TwinCitiesCon

[trashogram]

He Chose You Incorrect Quotes #5:

Reader to baby!Charlie: “I carried you for nine months. I was in labor for 15 hours. I couldn’t sleep properly for six months and you… You have the audacity to come out a carbon copy of your dad.”

[contumacious-arcadia]

oooo ooooo OOOOOO!

What if Al was actually the original redeemed sinner and *that's* where he was for those 7 years? What if he actually did die again 7 yrs back but was appalled when he reincarnated in heaven and immediately started a campaign to be sent back? What if he accidentally redeemed himself by murdering all those other Overlords?

We can see just how abusive and sadistic Overlords can be towards the souls they own by looking at Val's character. If you contrast that with what we've seen in Husk/Nifty/Al's interactions, despite owning their souls and being a snarky little shit towards Husk (and scaring him a bit when he brings up Al's deal), Al never once actually hurts them and arguably provides them with a comfortable, relatively safe, and happy life in the hotel. These interactions are in present day, but we have been given no evidence to show that he ever treated them differently. On the contrary, when Al shows back up in the pilot, Husk immediately bitches at him when he is ordered to bartend - back-talking to his soul's owner with no hesitation and no fear. It stands to reason that he's comfortable doing so because Al's treatment of him has been the same since they made their deal.

In the context of hell, Al's rise to power seems to have had an accidental side effect of killing the super bad guys, saving sinners from an eternity of abuse and torture, and providing them with a much better contract. Like, *MUCH* better. No more rape, torture, druggings, mind control, etc... Al's obviously not a saint, but in this context, he may have been pretty close to hell's version of one.

If this is the case, Al obv would have *hated* being in heaven and likely immediately took it upon himself to attempt returning to hell BUT heaven obv wouldn't be cool with just letting him fall because they would *not* want hell finding out that redemption is possible. (Remember, in this scenario Al was redeemed 7 years prior to the show's pilot.) What if THAT's what his deal was? What if the deal was: either heaven just murders him on the spot -or- they allow him to fall back to hell in his original sinner form BUT ONLY if he agrees to have his angelic powers bound and is contractually sworn to silence about anything that happened during those 7 years?

This would work SO well. It would also answer a lot of questions about Al's character and actions. For example:

-Where was Al during those missing 7 years? Heaven. Likely imprisoned. -Who owns his soul? Again, heaven. Likely either Sera or an Archangel like Micheal. (I like the idea that it's Micheal, and that Mikey is Luci's twin, pouring more fuel on the fire on the immediate Al x Luci hate train.) -Why does Al state redemption is impossible as if it's a fact and not just an assumption? His deal forces him to keep redemption a secret so he is literally contract-bound to verbally disregard the idea. -Why does he still help the hotel then? Because he's pissed that heaven roped him into a deal WAY more favorable to them. Even though he can't outright state that redemption is possible, he can push Charlie's project along and hope she is the one who blows up heaven's big secret for him. It's revenge, baby! -Why does Zestial make comments about Al falling into "holy arms" when this is seemingly the first interaction between the two since Al's disappearance? Zestial suspects what happened. Maybe he witnessed Al's double-death 7 yrs ago, maybe he overheard some gossip from exorcists during an extermination, maybe something else. -Why doesn't Al use angelic weapons during his battle with Adam, especially since HE is the one who brought that knowledge to the hotel in the first place? He is overconfident because he too is actually a fallen angel, but he fails because his angelic powers are still bound. It is the pride ring after all. -Why does Al sing about "unclipping his wings" during his panic attack/loss to Adam? It's literal. He's pissed that he's been stripped of a massive boon to his power set and double-pissed that heaven seemingly has "beaten" him again. -Why does Al claim that he will be "pulling all the strings" once his wings have been unclipped? Because he is literally proof-positive redemption is possible and therefore, to his knowledge, would basically be a living weapon against heaven's authority. Remember, at this point no one is aware of Pentious' redemption.

I'm sure there's more! Anywho, my brain ran off on this tangent for some unknown reason. Al's just such a fun character to theorize about. Now, I don't believe this will actually happen in the show (it's probably a simple answer like "Lilith owns his soul, duh"), but we can dream! If any writers out there are looking for fic ideas and find my little rant interesting, PLS take this and run with it! I would LOVE to read something like this <3

[lucifer-imaginaryfriend]

Alice in wonderland Hazbin Hotel Style!

Idea from the talent @bunny-is-cute

Characters from @hells-greatest-performers

[stolasbuckzo]

Dustmoth / Radiohusk fans: Eww! You like Huskerdust/Stolitz? That’s so toxic! Don’t you know that’s Stockholm Syndrome?

Stolitz / Huskerdust fans:

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Future Evesworld Au @fanofstuff01

Babies are Coming!

-

Adam: How will I know when it's time to have them?

Bel smiled gently as she did an ultrasound, Adam was 8 and half months pregnant with the twins now.

Bel: Well, everything is looking really good. We'll likely do a C-section within another week or two. It's good to let them back for as long as possible.

Lucifer held Adams hand: You make them sound like a pie.

Bel: Well, when it comes to babies and baking, it doesn't hurt to leave them in a little longer to be sure everything is ready.

Adam fixed his shirt and sat up smoothing his hands over his very pregnant belly, he was just worried something would go wrong. He couldn't even bend down to tie his shoes let alone get away from something bad happening.

Lucifer helped him down from the examination table and they walked out.

Lucifer: Everything will be fine love.

Adam: I know but.....

Maybe he's just too in his head about this, he has Lucifer and some of the best doctors to help him.

Lucifer: It's okay, these are our first children it's normal to be nervous. And besides, I'll be right there with you.

Adam smiled, it was probably first time parent jitters.

- 1 Week Later -

Adam was feeling pains in his abdomen and Lucifer rushed him to Bel. She told them this is likely the closest thing he will feel to labor.

If his mother were alive he'd hug her so tight, Adam wished that she could be here to meet her grandkids.

Lucifer: You're doing great my love.

Adam only smiled, he couldn't feel anything, Bel had him so numbed up and there was a curtain so he couldn't see.

The sound of babies crying filled the air.

Bel: Lucifer, would you like to cut the cords?

Lucifer: Of course.

He did so and they cleaned the twins up and closed Adam up.

Bel came over and handed the twins over: One girl and one boy.

Adam held them, they were so small and precious, his visor filled with digital tears.

Adam: They're beautiful Luci.

[im-just-a-br0adway-baby]

(Vaggie comes into the lobby holding a children's cassette player and a cassette tape, as Charlie is feeding their two-year-old twin daughters, Lucille and Lillian, while the rest of the crew goes about their day.)

Vaggie: Hey, everybody!

Charlie & Crew: Hey, Vaggie!

Vaggie: Guess what, girls! I went to the thrift store and found a tape of children's songs by Raffi! My mom used to play this tape all the time for me when I was your age!

Lucille: Thank you! What is a Raffi?

Vaggie: Well, he's the guy that sings "Baby Beluga."

Charlie: I used to love that song! Dad, remember our dance? C'mon! Let's show Luci and Lilli!

(Charlie pulls Lucifer's arm)

Lucifer: Oh, this'll be fun!

Vaggie: I'll just put this here in your little baby boom box... (puts the tape in the cassette player and presses play) and I'll sing with you!

Lucifer: Okay, Maggie, rock and roll!

Charlie, Lucifer, Vaggie: 🎶Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea🎶

🎶Swim so wild and swim so free🎶

🎶Heaven above and the sea below🎶

🎶And a little white whale on the go🎶

(Angel Dust puts Niffty on his shoulder and they each take a sip of water and spit it out like sprinklers.)

🎶Baby Beluga, baby Beluga...🎶

(They stop singing once they notice Angel and Niffty spitting water at them while the song is still playing. Angel and Niffty stop, then spit one last bit of water once they're caught.)

Husk: Great, I got the Baby Beluga dancers, I'm drinkin' Moo Juice, when the hell did this place become a Disney Channel sitcom!?

[lucius-morningstar]

Just Drop It

Lucius goes to Charlie with what info he has, and she takes it about as well as you'd expect. ---- Charlie: I once let Lucius trim my hooves and rear kicked him in the face when he accidentally tickled me. I felt bad for weeks. Vaggie: Did he have a hoof print on his face? Charlie: *Snorts* He did I-I felt so ba- Oh hey Lucius. Lucius: Hey, you mind if we talk.. Without Vagatha- Vaggie: Vaggie. Lucius: Uh huh. Charlie: Sure um Vaggie you mind going to check on Razzle and Dazzle, they've been in the kitchen and it's been silent for a while. Vaggie: Oh um sure, yea I can do it. ------ Charlie: Alright what's up. Lucius: She's lying about her name. Charlie: What? Lucius: I went to dad's to look at the sinner book to- Charlie: Hold up, you went to dads.. Voluntarily. Lucius: It took a lot of restraint not to run but yes an- Charlie: And you tried to dig up dirt on Vaggie. Lucius: Her name isn't Vaggie. Charlie: Then what is it? Lucius: I don't know, I couldn't find anyone or any sinner that died on extermination day with what little info I knew on her. Charlie: Okay and? Lucius: And, what do you mean and?, Charlie she's not trustworthy. Charlie: Lucius I hate to say this but.. No one in hell is entirely trust worthy. even if Vaggie isn't her real name it doesn't matter. The point is she ended up caught in the extermination, got hurt and needs others she can trust. Lucius: But why does it have to be you?, Charlie I don't want to be mean but you're too trusting with sinners. Charlie: ..You're starting to sound like da- Lucius: Do not finish that sentence. I-I'm just trying to look out for you- Charlie: I don't need you to look out for me, I'm over 200 hundred years old just as you and you're treating me like a child. Lucius: Well maybe if you didn't act like you trust every sinner that comes in here I wouldn't- Charlie: You don't need to remind me of- Lucius: I don't, Charlie. No, ya know what I need to remind you that the last few sinners we invited here nearly robbed us, tried to hold you at gun point and one at knife point and you know where most of those idiots are. Dead where th- Charlie: Alright! I get it, I'm an idiot you don't have to rub it in! Lucius: I'm not saying you're an idiot. I'm saying you're too trusting and you keep letting others hurt you which you don't deserve. Charlie: Those are my choices Lucius, my mistakes and you need to let me make them. You're not my dad. Lucius: *Snorts* If I was I wouldn't be here. Charlie: ....My point is. You can't protect me from everything and how can we learn to trust if we don't give that trust in return. Lucius: ...Char- Charlie: I'm asking you as your sister to please drop this. Vaggie is staying here, she's been helpful. She's been good company and if you got to know her you'd see that. So please drop this. Lucius: Charlie I ca- Charlie: Please.. For me. Drop this. I don't want to hear about anything involving Vaggie unless it involves you two being easier on each other. You especially. Give her a chance please. Lucius: *growls* Fine.. For you I will drop this. But let me make this very clear. That woman and I will never be friends. Charlie: ..Fine I'll take what I can get. Lucius: ....

[the-apple-of-her-eye-au]

When Alice meets Lucille's twin brother, Michael, she had been told they were not alike by Lucille so was expecting him to be a total douchebag only to discover Lucille is an idiot and they're literally clones. (Partly the reason why Alice actually likes Michael but Michael is the only one of Lucille's family she does like)

[charmingradiobelle]

rapid fire: what would charlastor name their 15 kids

1. Beatrice

2. Arwen

3. Belle

4. Florence

5. Simon

6. Emily

7. Alastor Jr.

8. Charlotte Jr.

9. Olivia

10. Roseanne

11. Sabrina

12, Harrison

13. Bernadette

14. Madilyn

15. Timothy

[kakabelorias]

Saw a couple oc x canon fan kids every now and then. Decided it was time to create a lil CosmicKeep fankid, even though sinners (& assumably winners) can't reproduce. Here's one for fun anyways!

His name is Lyrik (said like Lyric) because Peter loves to sing and Ori loves music. That was my only excuse to the name choice lmao

AU would likely take place in the AU where Ori gets redeemed so the baby is born a fully fledged angel but Ori, missing hell and her identity as a sinner/demon, would probably give her son a cute demon plush. Just to have something to hang onto from her past.

[junosartz]

dang didnt know they had it like that

[pep-rambles]

Hope you brought tissues friends! It's twin reunion time!

[lucifer-imaginaryfriend]

The best pillow is big sister ❤️💛❤️

I am really proud of how this turned out

Can't get enough of drawing wholesome little babies lol

OCs belong to the lovely @bunny-is-cute from their blog @hells-greatest-performers

[7sevenrings7]

Snippet from Chapter Six of "Young and Menace" (Lucifer x Reader, Alastor x Reader)

I'm alive y'all I swear LOL

Have a snippet from the next chapter of "Young and Menace" Chapter Six. THIS CONTAINS HEAVY SPOILERS FOR THE MAIN STORYLINE! If you would like to have context and have not read, please head to the main story on AO3 here: Young and Menace - Chapter 1 - 777rings - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

TW: Graphic description of gore, mentions of ownership

On track to have the chapter posted by the end of the week.

LAST SPOILER WARNING

Somewhere in the Pride Ring’s proudest of palaces, the king of Hell furrowed his brow.

“Removed?” parroted Lucifer. “How do you remove memories?”

On the other end of two lines were the Gin twins and Charlie. 

“A machine,” said Samigin. 

Gamigin replied next. “A powerful one.”

Charlie sighed. “Dad…we’ve all been talking…and…and I think this gets us a little closer to knowing who did this.”

Sitting back in his throne, Lucifer straightened up. “Alright. Let’s hear it. Who has hell to pay?”

“Such a strike is not one that could have come from just any source,” said Gamigin.

Samigin exhaled softly. “Your majesty…this aligns with the powers and practices of no one in Hell. Which means…”

There was a pause - palpable and pressing. 

But Lucifer already had his answer. One that made his face turn dark and his fist clenched.

“Heaven,” he spat, his tone utterly venomous. 

That an angel could be cruel was no news to Lucifer. He had spent his entire life trying to please what were cruel and callous beings. But to harm an innocent human? A human who seemed to fare a fair chance at entering Heaven itself?

It made absolutely no sense. 

“Why would they do that?” asked Charlie in a hush. “Liv’s good. She’s like the best person I’ve ever met! She’s going to become an angel one day…why doom her to Hell?”

“Likely saw something she wasn’t meant to,” said Samigin.

Gamigin sighed. “But what?”

Lucifer shook his head, standing to pace. “That’s…they didn’t have anything like that. Not when I was there. But you’re right. Who else could it be?”

There’s loose chatter in the background of the call and Charlie sighs. “Sorry…outside with Vaggie and Liv with their study session…”

Freezing, Lucifer immediately brightened. “Liv’s there!?! Tell her I said hi!!!”

For a moment, Charlie merely sat in uncharacteristic quiet. Finally, she said. “She’s…busy.”

“Busy?” said Lucifer, sounding slightly offended. “Busy doing what?”

“Studying, Dad,” said Charlie, sounding a little annoyed. “She got attacked a couple of days ago. She’s learning how to protect herself.”

“She WHAT!?!” he exclaimed.

The telltale clicking of the Gin Twins’ heads was the only sound heard other than Lucifer’s panicked breathing.

“Is she okay? Do I need to come over? I’m coming over. THADDEUS! CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!”

“Dad! She’s literally fine!” Charlie shouted. “Ala-”

Suddenly, Charlie is quiet.

Furrowing his brow, Lucifer darted his eyes, staring to the floor. “Ala what? Ala…”

He did not have to look to know that his demonic form was falling over his shaking frame.

“Do NOT tell me Alastor was with Liv.”

There would have been silence if not for the not so hushed whispers of the twins.

“Who’s Alastor?” said Gamigin.

With a sigh, Samigin said, “I think the fellow that came to deliver the Fountain of Youth.”

But then…

“Wait no,” said Samigin.

The lightest cackle left Gamigin. “You silly cow! That was Alagone! The fellow that lost himself in the Alexandria Library.”

Charlie’s confused voice cut in. “Um…wait…you…you guys have a Fountain of Youth?”

“Charlie, don’t,” said Lucifer, rubbing his head. “The Gin Twins collect rarities and oddities but that…Liv. Did Alastor hurt her?”

“No, no! He saved her life! I promise - she’s only doing this to-”

“Speaking of Liv…” said Gamigin pointedly.

Samigin mumbled angrily. Lucifer could make out only a few key phrases. Why would I remember something silly like his name? and Gonna kill you in your sleep. Eventually, she spoke up. “We would like to have her.”

“No,” said Lucifer immediately and evenly. “Charlie-”

“She is an oddity,” said Samigin.

Gamigin giggled excitedly. “She’d be perfect here.”

The soft confused noise Charlie made warmed Lucifer’s heart…but he had to squash this interest from the bizarre Goetia.

“Liv is a human. She can’t leave Pride,” he said. “She’d be disintegrated trying to go to Sloth.”

“Even better!” said Gamigin.

Samigin sighed dreamily. “Yes…I was thinking she had such a strange shape…how much stranger and odd if she were cut into pretty little ribbons…oh…we could wear her in our hair, sister…she’d be with us always.”

Lucifer blinked. “Please hang up now.”