#saint peter hazbin hotel

[russiancombathelicopter]

Abel looks toooooo cute and silly omg

[dilfza-discourse]

I should write an alastor fic where he dies in the fight against Adam then has that mental breakdown in front of this man

Like its the exact same mental breakdown where he raves about the ridiculousness of HIM dying for his friends except he genuinely was doing it altruistically and by some miracle got into heaven and is now shitting himself thinking about how Vox is probably laughing is ass off at him rn

Meanwhile like two feet away this twink is shaking, terrified, and frantically hissing "SERA???? SERAAA?? I NEED YOU HERE RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. SERA??!??!??"

[elsa-fogen]

I headcannon that roo can’t get into heaven unless someone does evil and lets her in.

I feel like she’d try persuade Alastor in the artificial demon AU to when he goes back to heaven to let her in. He refuses but that doesn’t stop her.

I also find funny how she’d just walk up to the gates every decade or so, look up at saint peter and ask “Pleeaaase?” But always getting denied.

HA

few things there

why do you think Al is gonna go back to heaven?..

lmao imagery of Roo making puppy eyes at st peter is hilarious i can't

is it normal that i kinda wanna ship them after drawing this lol

also look, the first (and probably the only) drawing of st peter

[pfluffygum]

Beautiful voice💕🎶

[drawlody]

SANTA ADAM PART 2/3 (yeah i add more)

Ahhh tysm for your comments on part 1! I love seeing peeps enjoying this lil thing i did ^^

N yes a comic dub n more HH art await:DDD ty @rubber-link again for this idea boo \(@^0^@)/

[lapinelantern]

A buncha hazbin redesigns!

[whotookfowlie]

👼 ✝️ 🐍

[ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch]

Adam:IM

Lute:okay, settle down

Adam:IM

Lute:take it easy

Adam:IM

Lute:WHAT THE SCALLOP?!

Adam:IM A GOOFY GOOBER

Has anyone done this yet?

[hellisharchive]

﹒﹒﹒corruption of the heavenly body

➤ You went with Charlie and Vaggie to Heaven for support of the hotel and redeeming sinners from Hell. However, a certain angel captured your eye at the entrance of Heaven. After you all enter, you tell your friends that you want Saint Peter to take you on a tour and he happily agrees. You had ulterior motives, however, and you just couldn't get enough of his pathetic little moans.

➤ Saint Peter x gn!reader

➤ 18+, hand job, blowjob, corruption kink, dom reader, sub peter, aftercare, fluff

➤ I do not regret any of this, I am a filthy sinner so if you think I do you are wrong. Some smut with gentle aftercare 💞. Also idk how to write a blowjob I tried

"Wh-what are we doing here?' The saint asked nervously as he tugged at his collar, nervous that you pulled him aside into a rather private area. You asked him to take you on a tour of Heaven while Charlie and Vaggie went to the meeting. You really did plan to go with them, but this little angel captured your interest as soon as he popped out in front of the gates. You found a little alcove that would be perfect for what you had planned for him.

"We are going to have some...fun. You up for it?" You whisper as you gently pin him against the wall, causing a golden blush to erupt on his paper white face. He looked slightly panicked as he was stared at you, Satan he looked so adorable as you trailed your finger up his up. He gulped, but he didn't push you away.

"Well I uh...this...I...I can't do this! It's wrong!" Yet, he still didn't ward off your advances, he just stood there in detail. So naive. You lean closer and place your lips next to his ear, dragging a finger over his chin. You could feel him shiver.

"It's not wrong to feel good, this is all natural, God intended us to preform these actions with the result of pleasure, did he not?" You saw his face change, him mulling over what you just said, it was true. Hook, line, and sinker. God did make all humans and creatures preform sexual intercourse and masturbation as a natural body function.

"I guess you are uh...righteo there! Ah uh..." Satan, he was such a dork you were already getting aroused just from his cute reactions. You doubted he had much experience- probably none with how he's acting. Shoving himself tighter against the wall, his attempts to move away failed as you only pressed your body closer to him.

"Tell me to leave and I will" You were serious- you may have wanted to ruin this twink ass motherfucker, but consent was still incredibly important. You knew when to back off if others didn't accept your advances, and everything was telling you he was just nervous from chosing celibacy, but you wanted to make sure you weren't royally fucking up.

"No! No! I uh..." Peter looked away, bring his hand up to rub at his neck. "I just don't know what to do uh...I never did this...before" he whispered that last part, however you heard it loud and clear. He turned his head to the side in embarrassment, causing you to lift it up so his face was looking at you.

"You don't have to do anything Baby, let me take care of you" You hover over his mouth before looking into his eyes, giving him one last out as you rub your hand over his robe covered thigh.

"Ok" He whispered again, shame leaking from his every action and speech. You grabbed his head and pulled him into a searing kiss, eliciting an already very loud moan from him. You felt his hands grab onto your hoodie and he pulled on it. After a few more seconds, you tore your lips away from his and he already was breathing so heavily. His face was entirely gold as he whimpered and it was so adorable.

"I'm gonna really enjoy ruining you" He stuttered before you started to kiss and lap at his neck, dragging more delicious moans out of him before he slapped his hand over his mouth. You stopped and looked at him, taking his hand away, you give him a kiss next to his mouth.

"I want to hear you Baby, you and all your adorable little noises" All he could do was nod as you continued to suck on his neck, which was turning gold, a beautiful hickey was starting to form.

"Wait what's...what's your...hnnggg...name?" He managed to utter out in between heavy breaths, which made you stop. He wanted to moan out your name, huh? He may have not said it directly, but you saw through him easily. You told him with a chuckle and bent down, down to pull up his robes and reveal his underwear. Crouching under his robes, you saw that he was already hard, you were excited to see how big he was

"Eep!" He exclaimed as you ran your hands up and down his thighs, which caused him to tremble slightly. He covered his face with his hands, which made you chuckle, Satan he was so weak. Gently pinching the top of his underwear, you slid it down to slowly reveal an average sized,very hard, golden raging boner. It was beautiful, just like him. He whined from embarrassment as you gently pressed the tip and he slightly jumped in response.

"Aw, poor little angel was neglected for so long, let me take care of you Baby" You push the layers of clothes away to look at him with the biggest puppy eyes you can manage, you watched as he stared at you quivering lips. Wrapping your hand softly around his dick, you watched as his eyes went wide. "Hhnnngggg" the saint covered his eyes as you gave a few experimental rubs back and forth, him slightly starting to wobble from the pleasure.

"That-that feels good..." He whimpered out, trying to stay steady but failing from your ministrations. Holding his leg to keep him from falling over, you kept jerking him off, which you could tell he was already going to cum soon. Lining up his tip- you did one swipe of your finger which caused him to tremble before you lined it up with your mouth. Pre-cum was already leaking out and from the small taste of it, it tasted just like cotton candy. Yummy. Giving a small lick, he gasped and grabbed onto your hair, fuck that was hot. If he was already this weak over doing practically nothing, you couldn't wait to bring him to true Heaven, true ecstacy.

"It should Sweetie, now, scream my name for me" Fully diving in, you give a few large licks of his tip and you felt another tug on your hair. Inserting it into your mouth, you started slowly easing back and forth on his shaft. Making sure to lick it all over, the pre-cum, covering your mouth. Peter moaned out your name already out of breath, legs shaking. He was so pathetic, it was adorable, really. You went deeper and deeper, and his moans became louder and louder.

"Fuck! Fuuuuckk..." He whined, tugging your hair harder as you started to gag from how far back you were going. Tears formed in the corners of your eyes as you sucked him off, slow at first, but then going faster and faster. It wasn't highly uncomfortable, but your gag reflex wasn't a joke either.

"FUCK! Hhhhnngggg...I'm gonna..." He was so loud as he couldn't contain himself from your tounge circling his dick. Before you could even tell him to hold it, he cummed all inside your mouth. You could feel the milky liquid travel down your throat and the cotton candy taste was strong but not overwhelming. You could get used to this. You felt him shaking and trembling as you stepped out from under his robes and stood up, watching as his entire face was gold with a face you only knew as subspace. He wasn't here, he was somewhere completely else, recovering from the orgasm- probably his first ever. Pulling his underwear back up, you helped put him together and fix his very messy hair. Noticing that he was now swaying, you grabbed onto his shoulders and gently slid him down the wall.

Peter was breathing heavily as you paid extra mind to not accidentally being too rough with him, aftercare and making sure your partner was cared for and ok after sex was very important to you and took it seriously. Cradling his face, you saw as he nuzzled into the touch and you smiled. You almost didn't want to leave him- but it wouldn't work, he was an angel and you were a sinner. And to think, if you actually played good on Earth, you could have been with him the entire time up here. You did some pretty bad things as a human, but you also believed in redemption. It's why you came with Charlie and Vaggie to argue for the hotel. Maybe...just maybe...

"You ok there, Peter?" You spoke softly, wanting to make sure he was still ok with all of this. He just nodded his head as his eyes focused on yours. You were in front of him as you leaned on your knees, wanting to give him enough space.

"I know you're out of it right now, but I need a verbal 'yes' or 'no' Sweetie" Grabbing his hand, you lightly rubbed your fingers over the paper white skin as you moved to sit right to him, making sure his needs of affection were met. He leaned up against you, relishing in your warmth.

"Yes Im ok...can I uh...see you again?" He sounded so quiet as he held onto your hand, he immediately formed a bond with you and it made you feel sorry to leave him. Maybe you can somehow have this work, somehow.

"I'll see about that Sweetie" You went to stand up when he pulled you back down and gave you a kiss, a soft one, gentle, yet full of passion.

"Can you uh...stay before you have to leave? Maybe I can get Sera to uh...let us be together..." Kissing him back, you smiled with the feeling of happiness in your stomach.

"Of course, I'll see what Lucifer can do too"

[bloogers-boogers]

One of my favorite headcanons of Adam is that he hates liars which is why he's bluntly honest to people even if he's a dick about it. He can tell a liar a mile away and that's thanks to Lucifer, Lilith and Eve. The first lie detector ~~

And all his kids knows this, so when someone suggests on lying to Adam they immediately put that idea down cause it'll grant doom. They always choose a plan over lying.

St Peter: "just lie to your dad about speaking to Emily! He doesn't need to know about the plan of us forming a group against exterminations."

Abel: "Off the table. Anything else you suggest for us to do? We have to make sure our plan is Lute proof or he'll catch us."

St Peter: "Just tell him where going for a sleepover."

Abel: "no."

St Peter: "Look. I know you're upset at the thought of lying to your dad cause you love him a lot, and killing sinners is just a "hobby" that makes him REALLY happy, but, this is for the greater good. And it'll be healthy for the both of you if all of this stops. You'll have your dad back. End of story. Y'know what? What the heck, I'll do it myself!"

Abel: "No! WAIT—!"

*Adam slurping his smoothie somewhere in heaven*

St Peter: "Hey, Adam! Just letting you know I'm taking Abel to a sleepover with Emily."

Adam *skeptical*: "you two aren't fucking are you?"

St Peter *blushing hard*: "Oh HEAVENS NO! I would never!"

Adam *threatening*: "why? He's not hot enough for you?"

St Peter: "what!? No! I'm just! It's not—!"

Adam: "pch. Whatever, he's too out of your league anyways. I have an eye on some angel who will make the perfect match for him.

Adam *calling one of his exorcist out*: "Clitorisha! This twink isn't in to him! You can totally make your shot. NOT that sort of shot! Put the arrow down!"

St Peter: *eye twitching* "so... does that mean it's totally cool if I take him to the sleepover?"

Adam: "oh fuck no. I know he's over two thousand years old but I know you fuckers are about to go behind my back and call out quits on exterminations. Just wanted you to admit you're not into my Abby for my girl to make her move. Bye bitch!"

~~~~~

Angel Dust: "we don't actually have to tell him?"

Cain *boredly taking a sip of vodka*: "he'll know."

Charlie: "Maybe if we're careful enough he won't find out! We could hide the decorations in my closet!"

Cain: "he'll still know."

Angel Dust: "c'mon man you've been turning down all of our ideas. He ain't that hard to trick or smart."

Charlie: "yeah, Cain... lets avoid using the word 'trick' on Adam, please Angel...? He's very sensitive about it. But Angel is right! Your dad can't be hard to surprise! Everyone likes surprises!"

Cain: "say thanks to your dad for making him basically impossible to surprise! He's literally the only human being I know who HATES surprises."

*Cuts to them turning to look at Lucifer '(>:3)' who was attempting to surprise attack Adam from behind his back.*

Adam: *immediately summons his axe sending Lucifer to another room with a blast*

Cain: "Told yah. My pa hates that."

[undatable-otome-char]

A lost sinful soul

[chilipepprr]

Hope it’s not too late to do this🙏

[cottoncandyangeltwink]

Still working on the other three, but I just can't keep Adam to myself like this

Vaggie and Luce are more or less done but Charlie is just NOT cooperating so hopefully I can get her finished soon

Hate how long stuff takes but not much I can really do about that, thank you all for your continued support and patience!

Edit: This is the finished piece~!

[kakabelorias]

Peter, my sweetie, wtf

still love you though ⪩(ᐢᗜᐢ)⪨

[applejorka]

I continue to draw my favorites, so to speak, making up for lost time!

By the way, the flying key is called Pearl. I really like the idea that Peter can have a little assistant who, for example, can help cast light spells, or something like that! By the way, Emily gave her (or him) the name, Peter himself calls her (or him) simply - key :3

Я продолжаю рисовать своих любимчиков, так сказать, навёрстываю упущенное!

Кстати летающий ключик зовут Перл. Мне очень нравиться идея того что у Петра может быть маленький помощник который к примеру может помочь кастовать лёгкие заклинания, или что то подобное! Кстати имя ей(или ему) дала Эмили, сам Пётр называет её(или его) просто ключом :3

[vaggietheangel]

Ranking hazbin hotel charecters based on thier singing voice.

They're all amazing so it was hard to do. Husk is juuuust about before Charlie. She's wonderful but come on its Keith David!