#I’m so bad at coming up w/ boy names lmao

[zootopiathingz]

rapid fire: what would charlastor name their 15 kids

1. Beatrice

2. Arwen

3. Belle

4. Florence

5. Simon

6. Emily

7. Alastor Jr.

8. Charlotte Jr.

9. Olivia

10. Roseanne

11. Sabrina

12, Harrison

13. Bernadette

14. Madilyn

15. Timothy

[jar-of-something-else]

sleeping w/ the mercs [IT IS LIKE THAT]

these are so badddddd bro literally ignore this i just need practice and the mercs are my victims pinky promise i'll get better

yeah the title is the exact same as the tf2 headcanons from my main SO WHAT

if ur under 18 please don't interact 👍🏻

afab reader i’m sorry guys :( gender is totally neutral though

obviously this is under a cut

warnings/includes: MENTIONS OF SYRINGES/NEEDLES, SCALPELS, AND MEDICAL STUFF IN MEDIC'S SECTION!!!!!! AND KNIVES AND BLOOD IN SNIPER'S!!!! these are so bad, pyro is insane, medic is also insane, sniper is depraved, actually everybody's depraved, i'm depraved and also so so sorry

mostly what they're into/how they behave, nothing super reader specific in these ones

Scout:

-he’s got enough experience but he isn’t as good as he says he is, he’s got the spirit though and that’s what matters

-really good with his fingers but he can't find the clit half the time so help him out a bit

-absolutely an ass man but isn’t into anal

-scout usually likes positions where he can easily see/touch your ass (doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc)

-definitely says cringe shit in the bedroom, 100% refers to himself as daddy (which is canon i think?? i remember him having a voice line where he does that, could be wrong tho)

-has tried (and failed) to call you kitten on the regular but reverted back to the usual (still cringy) nicknames he calls you after demo made fun of him

-he never shuts up so the dirty talk is CRAZYYYY

-calls you stuff like doll, baby, babe, and uses pretty girl/boy/baby and babygirl/boy/doll when he's close

-even though he’s a little clumsy with it, he really does like giving oral, just give him a little direction; BUT likes receiving oral even more, sorry abt ur knees babe 💔

-definitely into semi-public sex, he won’t do anything in front of people but you bet your ass he’s finding some alleyway or storage closet to get freaky in

-does get jealous pretty easy and even though he’s usually not too rough with you he is not above manhandling when he sees fit

-the dog tags stay on, do with that what you will

Soldier:

-good GAWD

-literally so mean but mean in a hot way so that makes it okay

-absolutely nickname crazy; most of them aren't very cute or sexy (i.e. cadet, maggot, etc) but cupcake always makes an appearance

-very much into verbal degradation because of course he is, is also very into manhandling and just kinda tossing you around but he doesn't wanna hurt you too bad

-rarely ever fucks on an actual bed, usually it's the nearest wall/table/chair/couch, any surface you could lay/sit on really

-no the helmet is not coming off but that adds to it

-the honey IS going on though, maybe not his full body but it will make an appearance (he’s def into foodplay)

-tiny bit of a size kink, i think soldier is one of the taller, bulkier mercs so there's a very good chance he's much bigger than you in one way or another

-would absolutely be interested in a threesome with demo let's get real here

-very attracted to body hair bc i say so

-likes positions where he's very obviously the one in control/with the power; very into restraint either with some device (handcuffs, rope, etc) or with his own hands

-VERY loud, so good luck with that lmao

Pyro:

-man,,,,

-obviously into temperature and wax play

-the mask and suit do not come off, but pyro has a plethora of toys to use on you instead 😊

-gets off on the idea that he's some faceless person you can't really understand that has complete control over you and your body

-does occasionally lift the mask up just above his nostrils to kiss you, though, scarred lips be damned

-does babble a lot, even though it's all muffled; the nicknames he uses are surprisingly cute, he'll call you stuff like sugarplum, marshmallow, firefly, sugar cube, and other sickly-sweet names

-doesn't like showing you his bare skin/body because of their burn scars, but pyro does enjoy grinding if you wanna help him out that bad

-derives most of his pleasure from making you feel good, though, so he isn't really looking for any type of physical release on his end

-pyro's are kinda short i just can't think of any more rn i apologize 💔

Demo:

-WHAT A MAN 😍😍😍

-#1 lover out of all the mercs get fucked spy

-i think his build is very similar to soldiers, maybe an inch or two taller, so he definitely has the same lowkey size kink

-is also open to a threesome with soldier

-absolutely a service dom but he teases so much

-FAKE SYMPATHY!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!!!!

-likes when you call him by his name more than any of the cheesy titles dudes usually want their significant other to call them but he is always referring to you by any nickname he can think of; the most popular ones are lamb, sweetheart, lass/lad, my girl/boy/baby and "poor, sweet thing"

-loves talking to you and making you talk back to him even when you're literally on a different planet; makes you tell him what you want him to do even though he knows exactly what you're gonna say

-also slightly into dumbification (not to the extent medic or engineer are, though, he just thinks it's hot)

-very much into face and thigh riding

-foreplay alone could last as long as an hour if he's feeling "mean" at that particular time

-THIGH MAN!!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!

-makes you hold eye contact with him, sometimes the eyepatch comes off 🥴

-likes giving a whole lot more than receiving but he isn't about to turn down a blowjob if you offer

-waking you up with oral, it's his version of breakfast in bed

Heavy:

-and you thought demo was a service dom 🙄

-literally will do whatever you ask him to he does not care, as long as you feel good he's content

-very obvious size kink and it's very easy to exploit, but heavy doesn't take too kindly to teasing (he isn't about to stop you, though)

-speaks mostly in russian so unless you're fluent you can't really understand him but you get the gist of what he's saying by the tone in his voice

-outside of whatever russian bullshit he's spouting out, he calls you his "leetle bunny"

-tries to be gentle with you because of how big he is, but if he's provoked he can and will get wild

-as stated above, he can and will get wild, which includes his dirty talk; russian praise will turn into demeaning english muttered in your ear

-BREEDING KINK !!!!!!!!!!

-doesn't tease you on purpose, but he goes slow enough to where you think he's fucking with you (no pun intended)

-begging is never necessary but it is a guilty pleasure of his

-doesn't ask to receive oral often but watching you struggle with it does kinda turn him on even more

-face sitting extraordinaire, yes he does make the stupid eating sounds like in the game and yes he does it on purpose to try to make you laugh

-LET HEAVY FUCK NASTY GOD DAMN IT!!!

Engineer:

-WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN 😍😍😍

-much stronger than you'd think he is and he does use that to his advantage

-slight temperature play when the gunslinger is involved, it's just a little colder than room temperature but it's a very stark contrast

-loves conflicting his speech with his actions; he'll sweet talk and praise you while he's railing you into next week

-speaking of, he'll call you anything but your name. honeybee, honey, darlin', sweet girl/boy/baby, baby girl/boy/doll, any nickname that sounds hot in a southern accent he's callin you

-he absolutely has a daddy kink but won't tell you unless you have one too and approach him first, chances are you're younger than he is and he doesn't wanna make you think he's a weirdo

-all in all, the dirty talk is INSANEEEEEEEE

-absolutely into dumbification, he knows he's smart and he gets off on the power imbalance when you're babbling about nothing and he's still perfectly present

-also slightly into dacryphilia? it's not attractive when you're crying from pain, sadness, frustration, etc but he likes making you feel so good you're overwhelmed and all you can do is cry for him

-might forget to take the helmet and goggles off, but if you want him to keep them on then by all means he will

-would absolutely abide by the cowboy hat rule (if you don't know what that is, basically if a cowboy puts his hat on your head y'all are fuckin' later on)

-very much into bigger people, the extra chub around the thighs, chest, cheek, and stomach areas are a weakness of his

MEDIC!

-the moment we've all been waiting for

-kinda like soldier in the fact that he's mean in a hot way, but it's less bully-mean and more absolutely deranged mean

-of course he's into degradation and medical play, definitely dacryphilia and dumbification (for similar reasons engineer is), another merc with a slight size kink cause medic is big as hell

-likes to get you on the operation table and trace a syringe or scalpel (or both if he's feeling patient [haha get it]) along your body purely for the fear it evokes from you

-wants to get you scared/vulnerable and that's how he starts his foreplay; totally into the whole predator/prey thing but not in the same way sniper is, medic is more into metaphorical or psychological hunting rather than the actual thing

-FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!

-teases, edges, and overstimulates you to the point of tears and gets this stupid smug look on his face while cooing at you

-calls you demeaning names, like pet, but he's got some cute ones he uses too; täubchen, maus, schatz, and liebling (dove, mouse, sweetheart, and darling) are very prevalent in and outside of the bedroom

-if you're okay with it, medic does like to use you as a bit of stress relief when everybody else is getting on his nerves

-is 100% down for a doctor/nurse or doctor/patient roleplay let's get real here

-also into semi-public sex, sometimes he'll leave the medbay door unlocked and slightly ajar purpose just to mess with you

-though he is very rough with you most of the time, he likes to save his more tender moments for when the two of you are in an actual bedroom and not his workspace

Sniper:

-wild. like genuinely doesn't know what to do with himself when he's horny he just goes fucking crazy.

-even though he gets crazy insane, he doesn’t really know what all to do and it frustrates him; he doesn't have much experience when it comes to sexual acts with another person involved so please give him some pointers

-absolutely into knife play come on

-if you have a period, he'd also be down for period sex he does not care about blood in the slightest

-isn't all that nickname-heavy like some of the other mercs here, but he does sprinkle them into his dirty talk. it's usually the same things he calls you outside of the bedroom, like 'roo, darl', and love

-into body worship, giving or receiving. he likes making you feel beautiful and he likes feeling good about himself too

-would definitely want you to suck him off while he does target practice and i know this is such a popular headcanon but come on guys

-another popular headcanon is sniper being into predator/prey dynamics which like,,,come on. it's literally perfect. you're telling me this nutcase dude wouldn't be into scaring the shit out of you by physically hunting you down. it's basically canon idc

-likes biting and leaving marks on your neck/shoulders in very visible areas because he's kind of a possessive guy ngl

-as much as he likes people seeing the aftermath of what he does to you, sniper is a very private person so he really wouldn't be all that into sneaky sex. the closest you'll get is his sniper nest while he does target practice on cease-fire days

Spy:

-despite being an asshole on the regular, he's a very attentive lover

-into body worship but only giving, he already knows he's fine and he wants to make sure you're never insecure about yourself

-bilingual babe 😍 speaks in french so much you can't really understand what he's talking about but he's more than happy to give you a translation

-also has a daddy kink let's get real here

-KNIFE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

-heavily into power play as well, similar to pyro because he'll keep his clothes (including the mask and gloves) on while you're completely bare to him

-likes buying you lingerie

-likes getting and giving head the same amount, he has no real preference cause it's gonna end in sex every time anyway 🤷‍♀️

-french nicknames ONLY!!!! mon cher (my dear), ma chérie/mon chéri (my darling), amour/mon amour (love/my love), gentille fille/garçon/bébé (sweet girl/boy/baby), mon ange (my angel) [currently using my basic understanding of the french language for evil]

-semi-public and public sex spy does not give a fuck he has a cloaking device for a reason 🙄🙄

-if you don't already have one he will give you an accent kink

[queenofallimagines]

Blue Lock boys and having a S/O who has a sex toy collection

A/N: This is extremely self indulgent and came to me while browsing the internet. Part one of 2 and These are also all real toys so if you know exactly what I’m talking about lmao kudos to you✌🏿

Isagi:

- lmao oh boy

- Brand new to this world

- Only has the blue flesh light you got him as a joke for Christmas

- He uses it more often than he’d like to admit…

- So when he comes to your place and he’s in the mood to get nasty

- You gotta hold his hand bc he’s gunna be a little nervous

- You ask him if he’s cool with toys and he’s like ofc

- Very excited to see what you use to make yourself feel good

- Then he is taken aback to see a box of sex toys ORGANIZED BY COLOR

- “We in for a more rough mood today or like a quick thing?”

- “YOU USE THEM FOR DIFFERENT SCENES??”

- Let him take a look through your treasure chest(pun intended)

- And he’s like 🙂 bc how does he use that

- “So whats this?? It’s like flat but it has silicone flowers on the top??”

- “Oh that’s a grinder you strap it to a pillow”

- “….and it’s supposed to be green and blue?”

- “The colors on this one were pretty 😤 aesthetic matters too!”

- Best way is to just dive in and let him test out each one

- His favorite so far is this pretty little one called CLAUDETTE and he likes grinding on it while he kisses you and fucking into it

- Likes how the colors look all funky and fun

- “Is that-“

- “A football colored one yes it is.”

- “…..you didn’t have this before you met me did you?”

- “Listen it’s not MY fault that you be away on games a lot and this just so happened to be in your girth!”

- He will indulge you and do those dick mold cast things and will demand to see videos of you fucking yourself with it when he’s away

- Nothing would make him rush home faster than seeing a video of you moaning all pretty in nothing but a spare jersey of his bounding up and down on an exact replica of his cock begging him to hurry home

- Fuck the game he’s on the first fight back to Japan IMMEDIATELY

- LOVES to use them in punishments!

- When you’re acting all bratty he’ll pretend he’s not on his very last nerve

- Not super good at controlling his true emotions but when he’s calling you pet names making you feel all flustered can you really tell he’s upset?

- So when he flips a switch and tells you to “hold fucking still or I’ll tie your hands to the headboard” and he’s in between your legs holding you down it’s definitely a surprise

- Has one of the vibes that are controlled by phone

- He’s not so cruel as take you for a stroll in public

- (Also he really doesn’t want to get slammed with a public indecency charge because you can’t keep quiet)

- He’ll make you wear it as he goes about his business in the house

- Ignoring you without a care in the world as he’s relaxing on the couch and you’re begging him to bend you over anything

- “Hm? I didn’t hear a ‘I’m sorry for being a brat Yoichi’ so all that crying ain’t doing nothing”

- He has really good control when he’s pissed

- Usually that glassy eyed look while begging him to ruin you would be enough to have him on you like a dog in heat

- Buuuuuy unfortunate for you upset yoichi is some cold

- He’s literally not even flinching as you grind in his thigh making a mess all over his pants

- Rolling his eyes before shooting you the most annoyed look

- “You gunna keep making a mess on my pants or you going to fucking apologize already?”

- “I-I’m sorry Yoichi… please I need you so bad.”

- “Fucking finally.”

- Throws your legs over his shoulders but he’s still mad so he’s gunna edge and then overstimulate you before he even pulls his cock out

Nagi:

- oh he’s so silly

- Like he’s definitely like??

- Probably accidentally finds your stash before YOU show him

- “Oi, what’s this thing over here?”

- And you walk in and he’s messing w a silicone octopus cockring

- Boy if you don’t stay out my mf closet-

- Wants you to show him all the cool weird stuff you have

- “How do you even use this?”

- “Like any other toy???”

- “This tentacle is NOT like a regular sex toy.”

- Does it again by laying down on some of your stuffies and sees one w a obvious zipper

- Opens it to see a dildo inside

- “Why is this IN here?”

- “So nosey mfs like YOU don’t just come in my room and find my shit.”

- “…..that’s fair.”

- His fav for you to use on him is this gold and grey silicone stroker that has skin like texture

- When he’s too lazy to move he likes you being on top of him kissing and biting his neck while you slowly move the toy on his cock

- Will have him squirming and moaning loud as hell like you’ve never seen before

- Nagi isn’t the most vocal but he’s moaning like a pornstar

- “Ohhhh fuuuck pretty keep stroking me like that.”

- No better way to get him to fuck you like you want then to slow stroke him with a fleshlight or stroker

- Asks you to make a cast of your pussy

- When you actually make him one it’s like never brought up again until one night you get a text around 2am a few hours before nagi is set to touchdown back in Japan

- Of him fucking it like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do

- Not sure who the fuck recorded that for him🤨 bc it’s too good and so are the angles to be a shaky one handed quick video

- Moans about how he can’t wait to feel you cream on his cock

- As the most obscene noises play from your speakers with the image of seishiro fucking into a fleshlight of your likeness all messy with lube and cum

- From the way the video starts off he had to have been at it for a while already

- You catch a glimpse of his hazy eyes as he’s mercilessly pounding into the toy

- When the video ends you get another text from him

- ‘Just got out the airport be home in 25’

Hiori:

- you’d think he’d be like weirded out

- Or confused

- Nah

- He’s seen all the gamer porn there is to see

- Monster and fantasy themed sex toys are a walk in the park

- ���Woah, they like make dragon dicks that you can actually ride?”

- Favorites are Ophiuchus the Forgotten, Spyro Slim, and the twilight Moon

- He likes textures so anything with more ridges and bumps the better!

- Likes ones that seem normal. He’s a sneaky fucker so hidden in plain sight is great

- Like oh you thought this was a regular lipstick? Nope! A bullet vibe

- Has like 6 of these in your purse at all times

- Annoying as will pull a “hey can I talk to ya for a sec?”

- And then lead you into a secluded area and shove a toy in you while having his mouth do the heavy lifting

- “Mmm~ taste better when you’re this scared.”

- Someone get his ass 🙄😒

- Let’s you fuck him but like you’re a service top at most

- Not very try willing to give up power because that means he looses the game

- Will tie you up and ride you

- Puts on his most slutty performance and really lets himself get whiny

- As soon as he unties you it’s a chance to get him

- Like oh so anyway we’re not done🥰 now you can’t touch

- Will send you links to stores asking you what you think

- “Check out this dark souls one”

- “Yo, baby who the FUCK is that going to fit inside”

- “:((( but it glows in the dark”

[seababehh]

When did you get this?|| Matthew Sturniolo x F!Reader PT 2

HEYYY YA’LLL WELCOME TO PART 2.

READ PART 1 IF YOU WANT

Summary: After some dangerous looks, and a week full of lingering touches and flushed faces, you decided to wear new jewelry to a party that gets a little more of a reaction then it was meant for.

WARNINGS: Smut Ya’ll, i finally did it. I bit the bullet LMAO. Unprotected P n V,ya’ll please wrap it before you tap it. Oral( F Receiving ), fingering, dirty talk, use of pet names (baby, ma, sweetheart). Tension, Reader has a new belly ring that now has a dangling M on it. Grumpy Matt once again. Alcohol consumption (not anything bad it’s a party)

1 Use of (Y/N)

This is a long one be warned, i got a bit carried away.

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- 8:45 PM. Your Bathroom.

from: NickyBitch 🎀

what time are you going so we can go and what are you wearing? x

I heard the familiar ping from my phone as it vibrated from the sink counter next to me. I looked down at the screen, rolling my eyes at Nick’s message before smiling at myself. I opened the message, tapping the camera and taking a photo of my outfit. My black skirt sat nicely on my hips, showing off my belly ring. The black top I wore was covering my in all the right places, the high neck and no sleeves gave it a classy look. I straightened my hair and it hung over my shoulders. I posed with a hand on my hip, winking in the mirror as I touched up my makeup and sent the photo through and told him i’d be there at 8.

I smiled, placing my phone back down and looked at my jewelry box on the shelf next to my bath. In it, was a new belly ring with a sparkly silver M that dangles. I smirked to myself, before picking it up and looking at it in my hands. This whole week, Matt has been teasing me. Sending me smirks, teasing me instead of me teasing him, and lingering touches when we were alone. I rolled my eyes at the thought of the grumpy boy.

I unscrewed the top ball of my belly ring and replaced it with the new M one. I smiled at myself as it hung against my skin, wanting nothing more for him to touch me like he did in the kitchen last week. I can’t get it through my head how a little belly ring could have set this all off. If he liked the belly ring so much, it’s my turn to tease. I picked my phone off the counter and took it to my room as I get ready to leave.

To: NickyBitch 🎀

i’m on my way, see you guys now. xxx

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9:26 PM- a house party in the city.

I closed the door to the Uber with a smile; thanking him as I walked up the pathway to the house party. It was filled to the brim with people, multi colored lights and music could be seen and heard from miles away. The shouting and the talking brought a smile to my face as I made my way up the stairs. Beer cups and bottles were set everywhere, the smell of smoke and weed could be smelt. I smiled, time to let loose.

I walked through the door with a feign confidence, trying my best to keep my head high and not look at the other people around me. My black boots thumped against the floor as I made it through the house. There was a pool table near the back by the living room, and that’s where I caught the triplets standing. Chris had the pool cue in his hand, his silver chain hanging low as he bent over to take a shot. Nick and Matt were leaning against the wall, drinks in their hand as Nick looked like he was talking Matt’s ear off.

Chris shot his ball, sinking it. It caused everyone to cheer around him. Nick was the first to spot me as I walked up, eyes landing on me with a smile. “You’re finally here!” He shouted, pushing himself off the wall and around Chris to come and hug me. I laughed, hugging him back. “It takes time to look this good man, fuck off.” I smiled back, releasing from the hug. Chris saw me and whistled, holding his pool cue in one hand and opened his arms while waiting for me to hug him. I rolled my eyes with a smile as I hugged him back. “Looking good Ma,” Chris spoke, releasing me and walking around the pool table to line up for his next shot.

I walked with Nick back to the wall, looking at a stone cold Matt. His arms were crossed, looking down at me. I smiled at him, “You gonna let me hug you or not?” I asked, looking up into his blue eyes. “Shut your fucking mouth before I do it for you.” He huffed, looked to his right before opening up his arms and wrapping them around my shoulders. I laughed as he pushed my face into his chest, wrapping my hands around his waist. I pulled back a little bit, looking up with our arms still around each other. He had a small smile or smirk going on, and it made me grin. I released him, turning around looking at Chris. “I’m playing you next, sucker!” I pointed.

He let out a loud laugh, sinking the 8 ball. “Oh no. I’m shivering in my boots” He teased, passing me the pool cue as he wracked up the next round.

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Nick had bought me a drink while I was beginning to play against Chris, leaning low especially in front of Matt. I knew my skirt was short, and I knew what it was doing to him. He hasn’t seen my new ring yet, and it was now time to show him.

I moved to the other side of the pool table, now directly across from Matt, who was now sitting with his legs wide and his back against the old leather couch with my best friend next to him. His forearms rested against his thighs, a drink in one of his hands. He smirked at me, and I blushed, wetting my lips and smiled back. Now that I have his attention, I raised my arms above my head and pretended to stretch, knowing that my shirt would raise and my belly ring would show. I yawned, before I heard a cough, almost choking sounds.

I looked at Matt, whose hand was so tight around his cup that it was beginning to crush under the pressure. His eyes zoned in on my stomach, and I tried my best to conceal my laugh. “You okay there Matty?” I asked, trying to sound innocent. His cold eyes turned hot as I felt his gaze match mine. Nick turned to run his back, genuinely worried for his brother. Matt hummed a response to Nick, and looked sternly away from me, leaning back against the couch once more.

I smirked, knowing my little teasing game was working.

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After a few drinks, the buzz flowing through me, Nick and I had decided to head to the makeshift dance floor. The music was pumping, filling my ears while the alcohol filled my veins. I looked at Nick, who was dancing with me. His face was a little flushed, but he danced a little crazy, but that’s what made me laugh at him even more. He laughed back, causing me to giggle endlessly. A good song came on (HEAVEN AND BACK by Chase Atlantic) and I closed my eyes, my heart racing as I heard the intro. I ran my hands over my hips, then up my chest, over my boobs and past my neck into my hair.

I swayed my hips to the rhythm, not thinking about anything and enjoying the feeling. I brought my hands up the sky before opening my eyes, completely coming to a still. Instead of Nick in front of me, Matt stood with his arms crossed and a hard look on his face. My heart stopped, “Matt!” My voice came out a little breathless as he scared the shit out of me. My hands dropped to the side, before placing one on his chest. “What, is this your way of asking me to dance? Because you’re gonna have to try a little harder-.” I was interrupted, he placed his whole hand around my wrist and in one move he pulled my arm away from him, causing my body to collide into his. Chest to chest, my heart was racing. His other hand had come to rest on my hips, giving it a firm squeeze. I gasped, fluttering my eyes as I looked at him through my lashes.His blue eyes pierced through mine, looking down at me. His black fitted t-shirt did nothing to stop the heat radiating his body. His chest was rising and falling vigorously, “What fuckin game are you playing?” He spoke, his voice having a slight rasp to it. I smiled, “I’m not doing anything, honey.” I looked up at him innocently.

The grip he had on my hip tightened, his jaw ticking as he tilted his head and licked his teeth. I released my hand from his grip and placed it behind his head, followed by my other arm. His right hand joined his left at my hips, as he continued to look down at me. I started to move my hips towards the rhythm, slowly. He sucked in a deep breath, looking entranced as he started to follow my dance. The silence from both of us was a warning, we knew what would happen if we broke it.

I was starting to breathe a little heavier as I felt his hands moving lower. His one hand was resting just above my ass and the other was moving up. His fingers gently made it under my shirt and placed against my skin. His rings were cool against my hot skin. I breathed out gently at the touch, our faces mere inches from each other.

He let out a breath once more when he didn’t feel a bra under my shirt, before placing the hand that was under it on my jaw and bringing my lips to his. I gasped, kissing him back passionately. His tongue forced an entrance into my mouth, exploring it as we fought for dominance. I lost (obviously) and groaned as he grabbed a fistful of my ass and brought my body closer to his. I pulled on his hair at the back of his neck and he let out a groan. He pulled away from me, his pupils blown with lust.

He grabbed one of my hands once again, bringing it down. “Let’s go.” He said sternly, pulling me through the crowded dance floor. “What about Nick and Chris?” I asked, stumbling through people as he was making a quick pace to his car. “I’ll pick them up later when i’m done with you.” I smiled, giddy as we made it outside.

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My back was slammed against the door of Matt’s bedroom, my gasp swallowed by Matt’s lips as he kissed me hotly. I was grabbing his body, tracing my hands wherever I could touch. “Now, when did you get this?” He lowered his voice as he pulled away, beginning to take off my skirt, revealing my sparkling M belly ring. I smirked at him, while grabbing the bottom of his hem as pulling it up. “Just got it yesterday, only wanted you to see it.” I said against his lips.

He pulled his shirt over his head, doing the same with mine before gripping my hips and leading me to the bed. He slapped my ass as I crawled onto the bed, causing me to squeal. He smirked as he watched me lie on my back against his blush cushions. He grabbed my ankles, pulling me towards him, placing my calves around his waist. He leaned down and placed kisses from my ear, down to my breast bone. I whimpered as I felt his breath, his tongue and lips against my skin. I laid on my elbows, looking down at him. He smirked against my skin, those blue eyes looking electric as he matched my gaze.

He made his way down my chest, leaving marks in his wake: I felt his tongue go further down, just above my belly ring. He looked at it, before caressing it gently with his hand. “Fuck sakes,” He groaned, rubbing his hand over his face as he looked at the ceiling. “What?” I asked, breathless. It was soon turned into a moan as he started kissing down my inner thighs. He then let out a breath over my clothed core, pulling my lacy pink panties to the side.

“You are so fucking gorgeous, I just can’t get enough of you.” He slurred, licking a stripe up my folds. I moaned loudly, throwing my head back in pleasure. My hand now went down to go through his hair. His tongue licked over my clit, causing me to jerk my hips out at the shock. I almost screamed when he started to suck on it. “Matt!” I moaned, arching my back, pushing his face closer. I moved my hips, grinding against him, before he wrapped his hands under my thighs and held them open with his ring clad hands.

“Taste so good-.” He slurred once again, going back to kiss my clit. “Look so good, sound so good. I bet you feel so good, ain’t that right Ma?” He said, moving his finger to play with my entrance before pushing two fingers in. “Fuck-! Matt, it’s s’good.” I moaned, looking down at him. He came up for air with a vicious smile on his face. “Wanna feel you cum on my fingers baby.” He said. I looked at him, moaning once more as he hit that spot in me and started to repeatedly hit it.

I looked up at him, my mouth open and my face scrunched in pleasure. “I-I’m so close Matty, please don’t fucking stop-!” I whimpered, moaning. I clenched against his fingers, feeling the knot in my stomach close to snapping. His pace picked up, “You know how fucking mad you drive me? I think this is the new solution to fixing it, don’t you think sweetheart?” He said, moving his mouth down to my clit once again.

I let out a high pitch moan at the contact, feeling my orgasm hit me. “I’m cumming, Matt- Matty baby i’m cumming!” I shouted, arching my back and feeling my legs begin to shake as I release. My orgasm washed over me, Matt helping me through the high by kissing my body. He came back up to me y face, pushing the sweaty hair away from my forehead and sticking his other two fingers in his mouth.

I gasped, looking up at him. “How was that baby?” He asked, softly. “Wanna make you feel good, Matty.” I slurred, still coming down from my high. I pushed him over, letting him fall to his back. I placed my hands on chest, making moves down to his waist. His breathing became a little heavier. I got to his waist band, pulling his cock out. It was thick, and heavy. It’s tip red and angry, needing desperate attention. “Is this okay?” I asked, he looked down at me with hooded eyes, and his bottom lip was pulled between his teeth.

I bend down, letting my tongue fall out my mouth as I licked his cock from the bottom of his shaft from his tip. Matt gasped; “Fuck fuck fuck-.” He stated as I pulled the tip into my mouth. I let my cheeks sink down to the bottom, his dick filling my mouth perfectly. I then started to hollow out my cheeks before making my way back up and began sucking him off.

He groaned, letting one of his hands tangle in my hair. He didn’t push, thank god, but he did tug on my hair a few times as I got closer and closer to his naval. I then pushed him all the way to the back of my throat, hearing him gasp and moan was all the motivation I needed. I continued to see that I sucked him off, lots of saliva filling my mouth. He then tugged my hair, pulling my off. He grabbed my jaw, “As much as i’m fucking loving this, I need to cum in you.” He stated, with a rasp. I nodded eagerly, coming up to kiss him. I climbed into his lap, feeling his wet cock against my folds. I moaned, feeling him run through my wetness. I lifted my hips, ready to position myself over him, before he grabbed my hips and flipped me over.

“Wanna see your face when I make you feel good baby.” Fuck, I might’ve just cum from him saying that alone. I wrapped my legs around his waist, but he placed his hands under my legs and brought them up over his shoulders. I clenched around nothing, feeling so anxious but so excited at how ready I am to be filled by his thick cock. He looked at me, “Do i need to get a condom?” He asked, breathless. I looked at him, “I’m clean, and on the pill. You should know since I share a bathroom with your brother.” I snapped, getting impatient at wanting him to fill me. His eyebrows raised, and he smirked. “Is that so?” He said darkly, slapping his tip against my clit.

I moaned loudly at the overstimulation. “Okay-fuck! Please Matty, please please. I’m sorry-!” I whined, closing my eyes as my faced scrunched. I can’t deal with the teasing. He chuckled darkly, placing his tip at my entrance. We both gasped as he went all the way. “Fuuckkk-.” He groaned, looking at me with a face full of pleasure. “S’big Matt.” I whined, feeling a tinge of pain at the size of him. He kissed my calf next to his head, “It’s okay baby, we’ll take it slow.” He started to move at an agonizing pace, and the pain slowly moved to pleasure. I cried out, feeling his cock fill all my walls, hitting my g-spot.

He then started to move faster, his thrusts getting harder and deeper. “God, Matt, you make me feel s’good! Keep going!” I moaned, looking up at him. His eyes were trained on where my pussy kept pulling him in. He looked in awe “You’re taking me so well baby, fuck. Never gonna wanna stop fucking you, stuffing you full.” He purred. He then reached his hand down between us, his thumb now rubbing circles around my clit. I cried out loud, gripping onto his forearm. “Matt- baby please! i’m close!” I shouted, looking up at him with begging eyes.

He smirked viciously once again, speeding up his thrusts as well as his thumb, making the cord in me snap once again. My orgasm hit me like a train, shaking as I clenched around him. “That’s a good fucking girl, cumming for me.” He gripped my jaw, squishing my cheeks as he continue to fuck me dumb. His pace continued, but his thrusts got sloppier. “You gonna let me cum in this tight pussy?” I whimpered as he continued, groaning as he hit that spot continuously. “Yes, Matt! It’s yours! Please cum in me-.” I cried, arching my back in ecstasy. “Fuck, fuck baby. I’m cumming!” He groaned, fucking me hard one last time before releasing hot ribbons of cum into me.

We both groaned, as he collapsed onto me, wrapping his arms around me. “Let me get you cleaned up,” He whispered into my neck. I smirked, “Who are you and what have you done with my Matt?” I smiled, kissing his cheek as he got up to walk to the bathroom. He came back with a rag and softly started cleaning up. He looked through his draw, throwing me a tshirt of his and a pair of boxers. I laughed at him as we had the matching lets trip sweat set on, his got the pants and i’ve got the shirt. He went to the bathroom, closing the door.

I heard his phone ring from the side of the bed, and I rolled over to look at it. Nick was facetiming Matt. I smirked, answering. The oldest triplets face popped up, looking at me. “Hello?” I asked, with a smile and my hand under my chin. He looked at me confused, “Where are you guys? Where’s Matt?” He shot out some questions. I feel Matt come up behind me, placing his head in my neck, before smirking up at Nick. “AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!” Nick screamed, slapping a hand over his mouth before cackling like a mad man.

Matt and I laughed, “We’re coming to fetch you boys now.” I spoke to Nick, causing Matt to groan. I ended the call. “You’re the one that said that, i’m just copying your words.” I teased, placing a kiss on his lips.

I got up from the bed and walked to the door, hearing his footsteps and keys behind me. He slapped my ass one more time, causing me to laugh.

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A/N - YALL HOW WAS IT. this was my first proper smut so please, i’d love to hear some feedback. WOW did i get carried away with this, i’ve literally also never had anyone ask to be tagged in something so thanks for @junnniiieee07 for wanting to be tagged. will forever appreciate you.

If you need anything, let me know!!

[whats-it-mean]

hii could i request natsume x insomniac reader like they stress a lot and he probably tries to cast a spell on them to makes them fall asleep but they resist. if that's okay ofc~

Sleeping spells ☆

Natsume Sakasaki x Reader

A/N - natsume is so hot im so normal about him ahahahahhahahah. also tysm for the req !! ofc its fine, when i saw that i had an enstars req i got so excited lmao, i hope you like this!!

C/W - Use of pet names (kitten specifically bc its natsume), barely mentioned drugs

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

You hated when anyone commented on your sleeping habits. You were well aware it was probably unhealthy for you to be staying up all night the way you were, whether voluntarily or not, but at this point you were starting to embrace your more nocturnal sleep schedule. By now you were starting to enjoy the way the sky looked at night compared to during the day, and napping in class wasn’t even that bad.

Until, of course, you practically passed out while overseeing one of Switch’s practices.

You kept on trying to explain to the rest of them that you had just tripped on something, which Tsumugi and Sora seemed to accept after you repeated it 3 or so times, but even as he sighed and escorted you off to the dorm rooms, you could tell by his tone that he saw through your facade.

The moment you were out of earshot from the rest of Switch, he held out an arm to stop you from walking and narrowed his eyes at you.

“You need sleep.”

You huffed, turning your gaze away from him as he said this. “But- Like- It’s not even that big of a deal, as long as I’m still getting through my classes and---”

He gave you an exasperated sigh before offering you a fond, albeit clearly annoyed smile. “It doesn’t work like that, kitten. It’s important that you take care of yourself.” He ruffled your hair a bit, before bringing his hand to his chin and letting out another sigh. “Well, in this case….. I suppose I’ll have to have you stay the night in my dorm for a bit to make sure you actually get some rest.”

You pouted. “What difference will that make? I don’t get much sleep no matter where i go-”

“Have you forgotten that I’m a distinguished magician? I’ll help you fall asleep, don’t worry.” He grinned at you, offering out his hand expectantly, staring at you with those eyes that you had no chance of saying no to, and letting out a little chuckle when you took it. His hand was warm, and he held yours rather carefully as he guided you off to his lodgings, humming a tune all the while.

The dorm room was simple, aside from the mess of scattered papers with what you could only assume to be Tsukasa’s unfinished compositions. There was a small corner dedicated to Natsume’s work, with various symbols outlined in chalk on his desk. Immediately, he gravitated over to the corner with his things, shifting objects around for a moment and mumbling something to himself before he scribbled something in messy handwriting onto a sticky note on the table.

He turned and made his way over to you, where he just smiled at you as if you were supposed to know what was going on.

“Um.. Natsume…?”

He simply kept on giving you that almost unsettling, close-eyes smile before offering you some sort of small bottle, with an unidentified liquid in it that you would have absolutely assumed was drugs if it wasn’t coming from him. He frowned a bit when you hesitated to take the bottle, and placed a hand on his hip.

“It’s perfectly safe, I promise you. It’s just a simple potion to help you sleep.”

You pouted again, taking the bottle after a moment of skepticism. “Do I have to-”

“Yes.”

The boy let out another chuckle at your antics, leaning in for a moment to give you a slight wink. “If you comply and get some rest, you can have a kiss as a reward, okay?” 

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

[menlove]

i’m new to the whole beatles rpf (i am an rpf veteran though i wrote 75k words of michael jackson fanfiction in middle school and 15k of queen freshman year of hs 😐) so what are like the tenets of beatles rpf. what’s the need to know.

YELLS that's so fucking valid of you I can't even lie

and HMMMM okay I can only speak for mclennon bc I observe the other ships from a distance but don't chomp at the bit about it but here's some things that come up A Lot in fics

john & paul met on july 6, 1957 at a church garden party. john played "come go with me" & got the words wrong while paul watched from the audience and Fell In Love. after, they officially met. paul took john's guitar, tuned it, then flipped it upside down (he's left handed) and played 20 flight rock perfectly. john was smitten and the rest was history

oh shit edit I forgot! john used to climb the drainpipe into pauls room. VITAL info that comes up so often

they had group wanking sessions (beat the meatles lmfao) & they'd call out the names of various female celebrities during it (john would apparently call out male names as a joke to throw people off which 💀)

STUUUUUU. we love stu, paul hates stu. stuart sutcliffe was a boy john met at art college & he became His Boy Bestie instead of paul for a while which had paul FUMING. john & stuart lived together for a while & in mclennon lore john was in love with him (& I do also think that lmao). which brings us to

HAMBURG. in 1960 the beatles went to hamburg & stayed several months in the world's dingiest room. they shared bunk beds & stayed up all night playing music & took pills (prellies) to stay the fuck awake. stuart went with as their bassist & paul hated him soooo bad so bad. in part bc stu did not take the band very seriously & was not good at playing and paul is a notorious perfectionist. fun hamburg facts! here stuart met astrid, his future fiance. and she took them to a gay bar lmao. also, at one point, in the most heinous and toxic move, john walked in on paul fucking a girl and lost it. he cut up her clothes with a pair of scissors and then started stabbing the wardrobe 💀 normal behavior. the whole thing was just drugs and sex and music. great fic setting always.

eventually they got back. george was deported first bc he was underage & then paul and the drummer lit a fucking condom on fire where they were staying and got deported too. john stayed an extra bit & when he got back didn't tell anyone. in the meantime, stu stayed in germany w astrid and paul Got A Job at his dad's insistence bc they all thought the band was over when john didn't show back up. but eventually he did. and made paul pick between the job and the band...... or rather, his dad and john. and paul picked john.

Some Months Later john took paul to paris for his 21st birthday. 200000000000 fics about this. all legendary all gay.

stu died </3

there's barely any fics of the touring days which is tragic I think there should be 60000. I guess the only thing that comes up semi often from that era is that they played lovers in a play, pyramus & thisbe, and paul named two kittens pyramus & thisbe. and gave pyramus (the character he played) to john. not joking at all.

next biggest Canon McLennon Event everyone brings up is lsd. george & john got into lsd first & ringo tried it as well. paul was extremely reluctant to and this caused a bit of a rift between him and john. eventually though, they did trip together and the first night is McLennon Fic Lore. john accidentally dropped acid in the studio (smth he avoided) & was out of it. almost jumped off the roof. paul took him back to his home (cavendish) & took lsd with him. there's a lot to this trip I can't even summarize but it was gay and there's lots of fics abt this incident

was Not the first time paul took lsd though which brings us to the Next Big Tropey Players: tara browne and robert fraser. both are men paul hung around in 1967 and there's looots of fics where he was gay w them and john is Seething

india! I'm not an india truther so I don't really get into these but the fandom at large thinks Something Happened during the beatles' 1968 trip to india. this usually takes the form of john confessing to paul and them fucking and then paul turning him down. background lore for many many breakup fics

and that's the stuff that tends to come up Most Often. there's so much lore I could probably write an entire novel & a lot of it gets referenced but these are some of the biggest players lmao

[bloodandthestars]

𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓

priest!suguru geto x fem!reader. a part of JUDAS, a kinktober drabble series. (mdni)

tw: mention of child neglect, mention of cheating. religious turmoil :: a/n: will say that I’m sick atm so not edited rn + the prayer at the end is an example used from a pastor guidance website cause I thought it was fitting LMAO

wc: 1.7k :: masterlist :: previous part

TOSS YOUR DIRTY SHOES.

Sunday is meaningful to Suguru in a lot of ways. It was symbol of rebirth, to fill the coming days with righteous purpose and do it all over again. Sunday was the days the congregation would gather in the echoey church, sit in their pews, and listen to the scriptures to praise their one and only God.

Placing new Bibles onto the pew shelves, Suguru was surprised to find someone in the confessional one Sunday. A guy about his height, glasses, lean— seemed on the shyer side.

“Father?”

“Yes?”

“…I-I was wondering if…if I could give a confession?”

He chuckles. “You’re inside the booth, there’s no need to ask.”

“Oh..right, right.”

“Go on.”

There’s a long beat of silence, but Suguru didn’t mind it. He waits patiently for the churchgoer to find the words he needs to say. In adjusting his religious attire, the man on the other side spoke. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. My brother and I are at school studying for A-levels. I…I’ve had to ignore the plight of my brother for a long time.”

“And why is that?”

“He…he was getting bullied. And I didn’t know how to stop it. I didn’t know how to stand up to justices that would suit the Lord. I was a coward. I am a coward.”

Suguru presses his lips together. “And your brother is..? You’re saying ‘was’.”

“Well, that’s the thing. I acted the best way I knew how but…it wasn’t the right way. I…I was waiting for him at the bus stop, and-and I see them coming down the corner chasing him. It made me so mad, Father. They wanted to follow him everywhere! The bus was starting so slow down and make a stop. I…I got on the steps, making sure my brother made a straight B line for the door. As soon as he did I heard all this yelling behind me. Next thing I know I…I..”

“Mhm?”

“…I socked one guy right in the nose. Then the doors closed and w-we got out of there.”

The pastor takes pause. “When was your last confession, son?”

“Uh…”

“Did your mother send you here?”

“…Maybe..”

His pressed lips hid an amused exhale. Suguru shakes his head, crossing his arms. “You were standing up to bad people.” That’s how he starts it off, genuine with his tone, but it falls flat as he goes into the words he was supposed to say. “Yet violence is never the answer. God will understand that you had the best of intentions, so as long as you’re learned from your sin.”

Sin? He’s just a teenager, young adult at best.

The guy sees to switch his tone to eagerness. “Oh I have, Father. I most certainly have. I really don’t want to go to Hell because of this! Please forgive me, let God forgive me-“

“Shh, it’s alright.” Suguru says in a low voice. “Next time, you know that you must act brave and alert your authority figures. To protect you and your brother from harm.”

“I will.”

“Good, please bow your head in prayer.”

The boy leaves after with a sigh he can still hear from inside the booth. Suguru exhales again, shutting his eyes as he was reminded of his younger days. He had never gotten into situations where he was the victim, nor the bully. Him and his best friend wouldn’t allow the other to become either of those things. They were on top of each other, because they were going to take on the world. He snaps his eyes open, cutting off anymore memories from appearing.

The door opens and closes again on a Tuesday afternoon. Someone gets themselves situated on the other side. “In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It is 8 months since my last confession.”

Suguru keeps his focus on the voice as they continue. “I am an aunt to the most— difficult child. My daughter was the sweetest thing when she was born. With this one, it feels like- the pits of Hell have opened up and created a demon just for my torture!”

The pastor’s brows scrunch together.

“I would never do ill to a child, I love all the darlings in the daycare that we have in this very church. But that one, someone needed to *show her* what authority was.” A pause. “I acted against what the Father would have wanted, but I was blinded by the Devil. Blinded by…rage.”

“What…did you do?”

“Tantrum after tantrum, kicking me, screaming my ears off, I had no choice but to place her in her room and…lock the door. I refused her dinner. She didn’t get anything for the rest of the night she was given to me.”

His eyes then slowly widen at her voice. Mrs. Kasaki?

The older woman huffs, causing him to snap back into reality. Even then he was to blink a few times to regain full consciousness. His lips part to find words but they were coming up with hints of bile that accompanyed the slow churning of his stomach. He swallows hard. “You should never act onto blood as you’ve done. To repent, you must tell the parent of your wrongdoings. Confess to them as you’ve done to me.”

“But, Father-“

“This is not a suggestion if you wish for your blood to remain pure. For you to…” His voice grows sour. “…begin again.”

A silence. “…Yes. Yes, Father I will do that. For the glory of his name, to sanctify.”

It releases a bit of tension in his jaw but not all of it. He has no choice. “Bow your head.”

IN MY WASHING MACHINE HEART.

“Father-“

“Father-“

“Father, forgive me, for-“

“-for I have sinned, disposed to the workings of the devil-“

“-I was lost, without faith and guidance-“

“-I’ve done terrible, terrible acts-“

“-I am need of your repentance.”

They cycle through like the seasons, constantly changing but always there. Days, weeks, it felt like routine. All for it drowning into a static that grew louder and louder in his ears. His eyes were distant in the booth, looking beyond the tiny holes of the decorum, past the church’s walls, and all the way out of the town. He wasn’t here, couldn’t listen to another faintly bad thought, another tainted mind, another corrupt member of his community he’d have to look in the eye and act as though he didn’t hear a thing. Hearing so many problems and sins, he was just one person. And yet they’ve poured and poured and poured, drowning him until it consumed him whole.

BABY, BANG IT UP INSIDE.

“Father, forgive me for my transgressions. It has been 5 months since my last visit.”

“You were here two weeks ago.” Suguru stated with little interest.

“Oh…was I? My apologies, Father. Back to the subject at hand-” The pastor leans his elbow against the slim wall’s trim.

“It’s about my marriage. It feels as though it’s falling apart.” You said that last time. “Before the slip up was over and done with, you know? But Gina and I were done after the motel, I went back to Willow no problem. But she’s been treating me like a dog in a doghouse and…I have needs, you know? And Father,” The man groans. “The ways in which Gina strikes me with temptation-“

Suguru’s mind trailed off, trailed off to you. Thinking on what he’s done. Lighting your smoke. His eyes shut.

He pulls away once the cigarette is properly lit. “Need anymore assistance?”

You chuckle, tapping the ash of its end. “Nothing that a priest should help with.”

You were so close, and so was he to get lost in temptation— a mere breath away. He felt your breath on his face, the way it hitched at what he did. How he *liked* hearing the sound. If he had taken any steps closer, your chests would have bumped, your noses would have grazed one another, your lips-

The pastor opens his eyes. Mere gazes? Troubled thoughts? Flirtation? How could that ever compare to the people he’s had to purify? The abstinence still held true, whose to say it won’t be if you both remain that way?

Suguru hears the man come back into the foreground of his focus once he finished up. The pastor sighs, punching the bridge of his nose. “You've been here before, and that is awfully troubling. This cycle must stop. If you’re ever to see Heaven and the Father, you have to be honest with your wife— honest with yourself. Enact in a prayer everyday to realize that your deplorable actions are sins that will get you nowhere. Spend your time serving others rather than yourself.”

“Yes, Father.”

A beat goes by. “…This is the part where you ask for forgiveness.”

“Oh— I am more than undeserving of forgiveness, but I am in need of repentance. How can I go on?”

Bearable. Insignificant.

“Bow your head.” The two do so. “Father, thank You that his sins can be forgiven through our Lord. Thank You for Your promise to put his sins behind Your back, to bury them in the depth of the sea, and to remove them from us as far as the east is from the west. Let the blood of Jesus cleanse him from every sin he prays.”

“Amen.” The men say in unison. The confessor springs from the seat, out of the door. Suguru catches the church doors opening and closing with an echoing boom. He sets his head into his hands, fingers in his dark hair. They tighten around fistfuls of it, so close to screaming. Even if he did, even if his vocal cords snapped from the mere force he’d belt out, he was sure that no one would hear a sound.

tags: @getousrep @indiecursor (thank you sm for the sweet reblog, literally made me so happy. I would literally love to read your dissertation)

[genshin-obsessed]

Oh Pocky! I finally have a request idea lmao 👀

Any of the boys you want (but specifically Wanderer bc I've been thinking about him nonstop) with a reader who looks really weak (bc they're a nerd magic user) surprising him by picking him up bridal style. Reader's secret? They're using anemo to support his weight. Up to you if the reader tells him or if he figures it out lol. I just want to see these boys flustered >:3c

(If you want more details maybe it's after he got injured somehow and reader's like "you're not walking after this")

Jayyyy!! It's been so long! This was actually really fun to do! Thanks for the request<3

➺ Characters: Wanderer, Cyno, and Alhaitham ➺ Genre: Fluff ➺ Note: In Wanderer's portion, (w/n) mean's wanderer name in the event you chose something for him. If you chose a name as a joke (i.e edgelord lmao) you're welcome to use that or just keep it as wanderer.

Picking Him Up!

Wanderer:

“Are you sure you can walk?” You asked in a teasing tone, making (w/n) scoff a little. Just a few moments ago, the two of you were walking back home from your little day out, but (w/n) had stepped on a rock weirdly and fell. It seemed as if he really hurt his heel, but he refused to say anything other than he was fine. Not wanting to push the subject, you just accepted and continued walking on your way. However, he had been limping the entire time.

“I’m fine, you worry about yourself.” He replied as he limped onwards. You couldn’t help but chuckle, but at the same time felt really bad. He hurt his foot that much?

“Come on, (w/n), I can help you walk.” You offered to which he shook his head and sighed.

“It’s fine, really. I just hurt myself a little and I’m fine.” He admitted and kept limping. But now you felt even worse! He didn’t even wanna pretend he wasn’t hurt. Deciding to ignore him, you moved behind him and- rather easily- lifted him up. His eyes widened and he looked around frantically.

“Th-the hell?!” Weren’t you a little weakling?! How’d you pick him up?

“Surprised? I’m plenty strong too, yanno.”

“Bull! You're weak as hell!”

“Who’s carrying who right now?” And for the rest of the entire trip, he kept trying to get you to reveal your secrets. But you weren’t gonna tell him you were using your anemo vision to carry him. He looked kinda cute all shocked like this!

Cyno:

Cyno had been sparring earlier with a friend of his and you had been watching. Everything was fine and the little match ended. Thing was… he seemed to hurt his leg at some point. He was sitting for an extended period of time before you approached him.

“Cyno? Are you ok?”

“Oh, (y/n). I didn’t know you were here.” He said, eyes wide when they landed on you.

“Oh, yeah! I just got here earlier today! Are you ok? Is your leg hurt?” You asked with a frown as you crouched down next to him to see the extended leg before you.

“A little,” he admitted, “it’s my ankle. But I’ll be fine. You don’t have to worry about me. What brings you buy?” He inquired as he pushed himself to stand. You stepped back to allow him, eyes locked onto his face just in case you saw him wince, and you did.

“Are you sure? I just wanted to see you, that’s all.” He nodded to your previous question and began to walk back to his little house. But you noticed he was limping. Though you two were making conversation, you had a hard time following what he was saying because you were just so worried. If he couldn’t walk, then he needed to rest.

“Cyno, I can help you walk.” You offered, to which he shook his head.

“No, I’m ok, really.”

“You’re limping.”

“Nothing I haven’t dealt with before.” The way he said it clearly meant the end of your conversation. But you were relentless, so you just scooped him up and held up in your arms with relative ease.

“Wh-what?!” His eyes were wide and his cheeks were red from your actions, unable to understand how someone as weak as you just picked him up! Sure, he wasn’t the tallest, but he still had muscle on him- that weighed something! But the way you walked made him feel as light as a feather.

To you, he was, anyway. You had used your anemo vision to help you lift him up. The look on his face was just the icing on top.

Alhaitham:

“Alhaitham! Hi!” You called as you ran towards him. He perked up from his place on the desk when he heard your voice, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips. He turned to see you, waving a little.

“Hello, (y/n). What brings you buy?” He inquired as he watched you stop in front of him.

“I wanted to go out to eat today! You said your lunch was soon, so I wanted to know if you wanted to grab a bite!” You had offered with such enthusiasm, not even the cruelest could say no. Certainly not Alhaitham.

“Of course, I would love to.” He said as he closed his book and stood up. The two of you walked out of the building and down the path, talking as you went along. However, you two hadn’t noticed the run away card, flying down the hill. With his quick reaction speed, Alhaitham yanked you back, falling to the ground with you, the cart just barely missing you two. However, a crate fell on his leg, making him groan in pain as the owner of the cart stopped for only a second to push the crate off, offer an apology, and kept chasing. Alhaitham wouldn’t have had a problem helping… but his leg hurt.

“Are you ok?!” You yelled in panic, sitting up a little. Your boyfriend nodded, frowning a little.

“Yeah, just… I’m good.” He said as you helped him stand up. He winced again as he tried to step on his left leg, making you frown.

“Are you sure you’re ok?” He looked hurt- you could tell. He could barely apply pressure to his leg. “I can help you walk.”

“Don’t worry about it. Just a little ache.” His words seemed strained and he began to walk down to a nearby ledge to sit but it seemed kind of hard for him. So, deciding to ignore him, you just lifted him up. It wasn’t easy since he was taller than you, but with your abilities, he wasn’t heavy.

“Wh-what are you doing?! P-put me down!” Alhaitham protested almost the second he was off his feet. “H-how did you do that?!” He was conflicted between asking you to put him down and asking you to explain how you lifted him so easily. You only chuckled and kept walking.

“Didn’t think I could, did you? Well, it’s my little secret, darling~” you said with a wink, making his cheeks flush bright red. He was so embarrassed but at the same time, he found it kind of sweet. But too many people were looking now!

[lino-jagiyaa]

play | lee felix

day 8 of the february birthday event | masterlist

genre: smut, roommate fwb

pairing: sub!felix x gn reader

warnings: handjob, slight voyeurism, orgasm denial, swearing, pet names (baby boy, baby, etc) [pls lmk if i missed any!]

you promised to give felix what he wants if he wins this round

word count: 1.1k+ (1717)

a/n: lmao sorry if this is bad 😭 i get nervous writing smut sometimes - i feel like it will come out bad or something.

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being roommates with felix left little to the imagination. you two had game nights, movie ‘dates’, went shopping together, and went to parties. but there was something else... you two had fun.

a little agreement of sorts. this entailed, whenever either of you was having a bad day or just needed some extra help, the other would provide it. no matter what it was.

the two of you were very close, having been living together for three years. at this point you knew everything about each other. knew each other inside and out. you knew his weak points and he knew yours.

he was one of the best hookups you’d ever had, and he felt the same about you. you’re not really sure when it started or if it would end, but the two of you were very comfortable with this fact. just comfortable in each other’s company.

today was no different. you came home from work a couple of hours after him so he was already upstairs in his room when you walked through the front door. you had texted felix to let him know you were on your way and would bring some snacks home. he had replied, a simple “k. thanks” so you knew he must’ve been caught up playing a game with his friends.

making your way upstairs, you decided to take a shower and change into some comfortable clothes and relax in your room for a bit, not wanting to interrupt felix. knowing once he’s deep in his game, he’ll be pissed if he loses just because you wanted to say hi.

but what you didn’t know was, felix had been hoping you would come to his room after your shower. you were right about him being caught up in his game earlier but since then he’d lost a few rounds he excused himself from it after receiving your text. he had a bunch of pent up frustration and wanted you to help him release it.

he had waited until he heard you shifting around your room and finished changing your clothes before softly knocking on your door.

“come in!”

“hey... uh are you busy right now?” he asked, nibbling his bottom lip.

“no, i was just gonna turn on a show or something. what’s up?”

“can you- do you want to come play this game with me? o- only if you want, of course. you don’t have to...”

“sure, i’ll play. is that all?”

“um... can i sit in your lap while we play? i lost a few matches with seungmin and jisung and it’ll make me feel better.” he gave a half-smile.

“mhm. whatever you want, lix.”

—

when the two of you arrive to the room, felix briefly explains what game he’s playing and tells you he’s gonna get back on voice chat with his friends with his headset.

“hey guys, i’m back!” he yells into the monitor

“damn, lix. you didn’t have to burst my fucking eardrums.” jisung says

“sorry.”

“are you gonna lose this round too?” seungmin snorts

you tap him on the thigh before speaking, so he can mute his mic.

“hm?”

“how about we play a little game. a game where you try not to make any noise while i play with you a bit. how does that sound, huh?”

felix stammers for a bit before answering, “y/n… w-we can’t. they-“

“i mean, if you really don’t want too-“

“no! yes, let’s do it. i can be quiet. are there any other rules?” he peeks over his shoulder at you now, curious.

“yeah. you could say… there’s a catch.” you smirk

“you’ll have to be quiet and have to win the match. meaning you have to try really hard to focus on the game as well.”

“okay.”

“alright you can unmute now.”

luckily for the both of you, felix was already only wearing a simple tank top and a pair of boxer briefs. giving you easy access.

“felix! what they hell man. where’d you go now?” seungmin questioned.

“sorry, sorry. i had to go help my roommate with something. but i’m back now, chill out.”

he squirmed in your lap now, nervous while you drew circles into his bare thigh with your fingers. slowly sliding your hand higher and higher.

“whatever dude, let’s just play.” jisung huffed

—

the boys were well into the game when you decided to take it up a notch. since felix was doing pretty well, getting used to the feeling of your hand on his thigh, you wanted to distract him a bit. throw him off.

you snuck a hand in between his thighs, simply resting them there, but it was enough to make him let out a sharp breath.

nonetheless, he stood his ground and focused his eyes back to his screen. since that wasn’t enough, you decided to creep your hand towards his clothed length. feeling him twitch beneath you before he grabbed ahold of your wrist in protest.

“nope, you’re playing by rules. remember?” you whisper into his neck, leaving a soft kiss there as well.

he nods and let’s go of your wrist, giving you the chance to adjust your hand to begin slowly stroking him.

felix let’s out a small whimper before quickly coughing to distract from it. considering he is still on voice chat and is at risk of losing your little game.

“you good, bro? we can pause if you need water or something.” seungmin asks, concerned.

“nah, i’m okay. it’s fine.”

and the games continue.

—

it was starting to get to him now. the painfully slow pace at which you were stroking him. making him ache, wanting, needing more.

“h-hey guys. i need a piss break. i’ll be right back.” he stammers into the mic.

“fine, don’t take forever though.” jisung says

he then mutes his mic again.

“please.” he urged

“whatever you want, baby.”

you dipped a hand into his boxers, freeing his half-hard length. your other holding onto his stomach. he hissed at the feeling of your hands on his bare skin now.

the tip of his cock bright pink, leaking pre-cum, begging to be touched just as he had moments before.

you ran your thumb along it, spreading the pre-cum. making him let out a breathy quiet moan.

you continued teasing him like this for another two minutes, before he unmuted his mic again.

“i’m back.”

“huh, i’m surprised you didn’t take like 20 minutes.”

“what the fuck, seung. i didn’t have to shit.”

“he’s just trying to throw you off so you lose again. ignore him.” jisung said

you began slowly moving your closed fist up and down now, slightly squeezing every once in a while to feel him squirm in your lap.

it was fun watching him be so helpless like this. it made you want to tease him even more.

—

“felix, what the hell you almost just died! what’s up with you today?” seungmin yells

you then take this chance to tighten your grip and slide your hand down as slow as you could. you could see the way his eyes watered. the light of the monitor making it seem more prominent.

“my bad, guys. i don’t know. let's just finish this round.”

his eyes starting to glissen in the lighting of the pc with fresh tears. he was losing it. you decided to pick up the pace, making him think that you were going to finally let him cum.

but what he didn’t know was, you were going to continue edging him until you couldn’t take it anymore. or at least until his begging got too much and you simply gave in.

“shit” felix mumbled under his breath 

he was getting close and you could tell. by the way he writhed under you and the way his cock twitched in your hold. he held onto his mic instead of muting this time, “y/n. i’m gonna c-” his breath hitched 

you stopped pumping him, “not yet, just a little longer. you can take it, i know you can.” your voice smooth like honey in his ears

 he whimpers at your response, “mm, please-”

“not until you win. if you lose you don’t get to cum, love. remember the rules?”

he groans now, getting restless, but you’re persistent.

the two of you must have been talking for quite some time, because the next thing you hear is jisung screaming over the monitor. 

“damn it, felix! we lost again.”

“this has not been your week, has it?” seungmin adds

“i- wait! one more round, i promise we’ll get it-”

you mute his mic for him this time, “uh, uh. you lost again, baby boy. looks like you won’t be cumming anytime soon.” you smile at the revelation as he whines in protest.

“please.”

“hmm, maybe later. i think i’m gonna go to bed.” you smirk

“nope, not a chance felix. we’ll get innie to take your place until you can get your shit together.” jisung continues

“wha- no!” he unmutes 

“yes. goodnight, dude. you probably just need some rest. i think you’ve had too many all-nighters or something.” seungmin says, unamused 

“yeah, get some fucking rest. you definitely need it.” says jisung

—

with that, you could hear the two click out of the server before felix does the same. tears swelling in his eyes now. he’s tired and pent up now that you didn’t let him cum and he’s lost his third match in a row.

if only the other two boys had known what was really going on. they’d probably be struggling not to cream their own pants if they had heard any of felix’s sweet moans.

“alright, baby. let me up now. i have work in the morning plus your friends were right. you need to stop pulling all-nighters and actually take your ass to bed at a decent time.”

he stands up, pulling his boxers up with him as you scoot the rolling chair you were in back so you could stand up. leaving a small kiss on his temple before leaving the room to go to your own.

you know felix is going to be complaining to you about this for the rest of the week. but you couldn’t care less right now. you got what you wanted, and that was good for now.

taglist: @dadonbabysworld @lix-ables @strayingawayy @lynanist @xhazmania

[peachycrime]

SLK or Spider/Kiri/Lo'ak Headcanons

idk what these will be about tbh i’m just writing as i think of stuff lmao

Kiri had a phase where she was convinced she was a witch because everywhere she went an animal would just waddle up to her

Spider, Lo’ak and Jake talk to babies like they’re grown people, like no baby talk and it’s hilarious

Lo’ak was once holding a baby, and you know how you hold them high in the air and they’re above you? Yea they were having a moment and then the little creature threw up all over his shirt and started giggling right after

“Dude seriously? we were having a moment wtf” it took everything in him not to just drop the baby

Lo’ak would copy everything Jake did as a kid, his lil mini me fr

Lo’ak’s first words were either dad or Teyam

Spider and Lo’ak both have severe anger issues and lord knows what would happen if they ever turned on eachother abt that anger

Lo'ak is always reprimanded about the things he does, gets yelled at and gets in trouble in situations where he isn't truly at fault. Authority figures never let him explain himself and always assume he's lying or trying to makes excuses and they expect him to just take it and move on. He does, but all that annoyance and anger at a situation he can't help tends to come back up a lot.

With Spider on the other hand, adults can never seem to shut up with their backhanded comments,

"you're nicer than i thought you'd be considering your dad"

"Oh wow you're so smart I didn't think you'd get it'

"You look just like him" (in a bad way)

"Oh you're good at this, who would've thought"

All this stuff and he can't really say anything because he'd be proving them right. So he stays silent, doesn't argue back and boy does he hate it.

One time Neytiri made a comment on the wrong day at the wrong time and he honestly considered violence before he just silently walked out of the room. He definitely punches and breaks stuff but he tries to restrain himself which adds to the pent up anger

They've both used that anger on their bullies, Spider broke the guys nose and dislocated his shoulder by pulling it up his back and making him promise to never show his face again

Lo'ak just went straight to the punches, broke the dudes nose and left him slack jawed

So if you ever catch them in a slightly off mood and you even try to talk to them or act any sort of way, you're getting sent to the nurse. I'm sorry i don't make these rules

Kiri is the mediator, she doesn't want to be but she sometimes ends up being the most rational because when she's upset, anger isn't her default unlike the other two

Lo'ak collects comic books, Jake started the obsession and he went wild. Have a comic or manga you wanna borrow? Vintage or not it's probably in his room somewhere

Spider is a math genius, the formulas are just free balling in his head and it makes it easy for him.

He's also a literature enthusiast but has a hard time expressing his own ideas on paper, great public speaker though

Lo'ak definitely over analyzes his favorite characters, gets sad and cries silently abt it

Kiri is an all around science nerd, she goes to class just because she enjoys helping out w hands on science stuff, most of the content isn't new for her

Kiri despises chemistry, she understands it but finds it uninteresting. Ofc biology and botany are where it’s at

All language nerds

All great at physical education, i mean like the actually science behind the body, they have all the muscle names memorized etc

Kiri is their little jewel, Lo’ak especially, he tries to make it the least obvious but Spider definitely tells her how much Lo’ak cherishes her

Spider is very open with his affections, he just doesn’t feel the need to hide it, they live that loves that about him

Spider and Neteyam know how to cook a mean meal, put them in a kitchen together and you’re literally drooling at the smell

Spider is a spicy food enthusiast right along with Jake and Neytiri

Kiri has had a cat for 4 years, Jake has only known for 2 years because he used to be terrified of them and Kiri didn’t want him to freak out

He now carries said cat like it’s his mini purse

I’m all out

i’ll be delivering some locorro crumbs soon!

[lokissweater]

POOKIE IF U SAY WE ARE SOULMATES THEN WE AREEE VERY MUCH MARRIED AND HAPPY AND SKIPPING THRU THE FIELDS INTO THE SUNSET TG 😞💞💞💞 honeymoon phase never ends ong w the loml that matches my freak 😻😻😻 BUT BUT DID UR MAN INSPIRE THAT SCENE CUZ GODDAMN LEMME GIVE HIM A THUMBS UP BC i became that old man falling down the stairs outside of his trailer meme (I hope yk what I’m talking abt bc I can’t put it in the ask 😞😞😞😞) damn like where can I get a man like gojo where he’s hella obsessed w me and can’t live without me bc im his like reasoning to live, like if u don’t tweak out when im not w u then no (my future man must be down horrendous for me) 😻😻😻

And omfg IM SO EXCITED TO SEE READER BESTIE AND YUJI 🥹🥹 I love readers bsf and she’s such a girl’s girl, genuinely 😭😭💞💞 I wish I could have someone as supportive as her and truly wants the best for her bestie… (not that my friends aren’t like that, I have the type of friends I don’t usually talk abt boy stuff w 😞) and yuji w her too omg match made in heaven my two babies i love them sm 🥹🫶 and gumi-bear… (ngl id have that as his contact name it’s like gummy bear LMAO) I wonder what his reaction would be to reader in the cheer uniform……. 😳😳😳 like imagine other teams eyeing his precious while she’s js having fun training w her bestie 🤭🤭

anyways ahem… lemme propose to u a freaky deak thought… let’s say like reader is yk taking in her mans saber right right and he has the possessive edge to him to like poke it in the inside of her cheek yk and have like…………… 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ I need to be exorcised sorry my demons came out 😞💦

ps. WHAT NENDOS DID U BUY MY LOVE OMFOOGMGOGMG… I collect nendos too and I have like 6 atm (I wanna get more so bad but the aftermarket is so ewie)

HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF UR DAY NICKIPOO MUAH MUAH 😻😻😻💞💞💞

- 🎀

FOOORRRR REEEAALLL WE ARE LITERALLY FROLICKING THROUGH THE FOREST IN SEARCH FOR MUSHROOMS AND SUCH TO BREW AND BOIL A NICE LITTLE STEW WHEN WE GET BACK TO OUR TINY CUTE COTTAGE HOMEEE MAANNNN !!!!!

AND NO HE DID NAWT ! the freak thought came to me as i was writing it 🫦🫦🫦 bc though he did do that to me once it was SOOOO FUCKING LONG AGO THAT I HAD FORGOTTEN UNTIL YOUR LAST ASK HAHAHAH

and i’m not one to ask for it man like it has to come from your body mind and soul that’s the only way i’ll get nasty over it 🫦🫦 so he can STAY being a loser until he does it again i’ll keep yall posted !!! 😻😻😻 AND I DO KNOW WHICH MEME UR TALKING ABOUT I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD 😭😭

no because you’re absolutely right WHEEEREEE is my gojo in real life where he actually feels like he’s suffocating without me?? that he is so down bad and obsessed that he literally cries when i am not near ??? when he blows up my phone when i don’t answer in over two hours??? perhaps less ??? i need beetlejuice!gojo where he would literally bargain with eternal banishment with no fucks given if it meant the chance to be with me again 😐😐😐 THE REAL WORLD IS LAME !!!

OMG NO LITERALLY I LOOOVEEE READERS BEST FRIEND SHES BEEENN TAKING GOOD CARE OF HER SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL AND GUARDS READER LIKE A LITTLE SISTER 😭😭 !!!! and my baby blue bows i want you to know that you can talk to me about literally WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT IDGAAAFFF !! I WILL BE THIS FRIEND FOR YOU HONEY !!! talking about men especially 2d men is my favorite topic i fear 😻😻

GUMI BEAR IM DEAD THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE 😭😭😭 THE WAY I WOULD TO it fits so mf good and i just know he’d huff and puff over it but the little shit LIIIKKEEESSSS ITTT so much and would never admit it 😝😝🫶 and i just KNOOOWWW mlb!megumi is squirming in his seat watching her train because 1) she looks so scrumptdiliumptious and wants to slip a hand up that skirt and 2) !!! the football players are being dickheads with no sense of respect and OGGLING at her and her best friends goods, to the point where him and yuji COLLECTIVELY are roasting in a pit of flamboyant anger and bother bc fuck you mean “she has nice tits” 🤣🤣🤣 ??? DEATH !!! TO ALL OF THEM !!!

and also … your freak thought made me go into cardiac arrest. BJ mlb!megumi WILL be coming in the next one no questions asked.

OH MY GOD WHICH ONES DO YOU HAAAVVEEE !!! bye this is embarrassing i got TWO and spent like 120 dollars ….. one was sora from kingdom hearts he was actually EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLARS UM ??? it’s ok because gumi already said he was gonna send the money over 😻💕💕🙏 AND THEN I GOT SIR MEGUMI HIMSEELLFFF AAAUURRR AUR AUR GONNA LAY IT NEXT TO ME WHEN I GO NIGHT NIGHT 🫦🫦🫦

I LOVE YOUUU SO SO SO MUCH MY BABY BLUE BOWS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIIISSSSS 🥹🥹💕💕💕💕 I CANT WAIT UNTIL YOU COME BACK !!!

[bloodnbunnies]

What are the affectionate names the glams like to give each other?

~blue

Ohohoho my friend, you have just hit the jackpot… I’m SUCH A SAP for cute nicknames n shit… I just ADORE it… :] So here’s some nicknames that circulate among the glams :]

Freddy🐻

To Chica

Chi (pronounced like cheese but w/out the s and e), my dear, sweet pea, sweetheart

To Monty

Bud, tough guy, Monts/Mont

To Roxy

Hotrod, speedster, bullet (cus y’know, they’re very fast when shot XD)

To Bonnie

Honeybunny, honeybun, Bonnibel, bun, bunbun, bon, bonbon, my sweet little bunny ~ (Gee… it’s almost like I ship them XDD some of these are platonic, some lmao)

Chica🐔

To Freddy

Hun, strawbearry, Freddy bear, teddy bear, bestie

To Roxy

Honey, sweetie, Roxy-poo, puperoni, puppy, Roxrox

To Monty

Big guy, macho man, stallion, sweetheart, MonMon, Monts, Montgummy

To Bonnie

Bon, Bonbon, fluff-butt, fluffy, Mr. hoppy, funny bun

Bonnie🐰

To Freddy

Fredster, Honeybear, boobear, big bear, darlin’, sweetums, teddy bear, sweetheart, boo, mr cuddly bear, wifey (which started out as a joke but kinda just… stuck lol)

To Chica

Poptart, pumpkin, cupcake, sweetheart, chickadee, Chi, doll

To Monty

Showoff, tough guy, big guy, bumpkin (very much in an affectionate manner tho lol), goofball

To Roxy

Pumpkin, wolfy, pupcake, girly, dear

Monty🐊

To Freddy

Teddy, teddy bear, squeaky, squeakers (bc of his nose lol), Fredster, Fatbear (used to be a insult but now it’s just become a nickname that no longer has the intention to hurt behind it, more to poke fun) often calls him by his last name Fazbear to the point it’s become a nickname for him lol

To Chica

Sweet cheeks, chickadee, tiny, girly, lil chick, dolly, ducky (he found out that people used to think she was a duck… now the nickname is stuck lmao), angel face, doll face, barbie girl, pretty girl

To Roxy

Hot stuff, Hotrod, puppy, wolfy, mutt, lil bitch (which he can only call her, along with mutt, because she knows it’s not coming from a bad place and she’s quite comfortable with him), Speedy Gonzales, roadrunner, good-lookin’, darlin, doll face, rugrat

To Bonnie

Little guy, bunny rabbit, cottontail, fluffybutt, lil buddy, bon, bunny, simply just “rabbit”, jerkface, asshole (these are very playful lol)

Roxy🐺

To Freddy

Dork, dorkatron, doofus, Winnie the pooh (to his dismay), nerd, old man

To Chica

Sweets, sweetcheeks, nugget, cupcake, chick, chicky, lil birdie

To Monty

Lizard, gator man, scales, the occasional fuckface and dumbass, Roxy and Monty’s terms of endearment tend to be straight up insults but they’re close and know the other doesn’t mean it in an insulting way XD, that’s why they’re the only one’s that can do it to each other

To Bonnie

Bunny boy, Bon, thumper (he ain’t too happy with this one XD), mr hops, bucky, goofball

And that’s all… for now at least XD

[kyojurismo]

oh sorry sorry this was my sleep schedule -went to bed at 2:30am -woke up at 7:45am -fell asleep at 1pm -woke up at 5:24pm still fucked as SHIT but hey fuck it we ball LMFAO BUT OMGGGG YESS kyojuro dealing with nightmares tho :(( waking up in a panic to a man who sleeps as light as I do (I wake up at my brother's laugh) just waking up alongside you and holding ur hand :(( reassuring you that you're safe, that it was just a nightmare, etc etc and I firmly stand by this man handling most things like a champ you're sick? nauseous and things happen? he's got it in the bag aforementioned, period? bleedthrough? he's got it cleaned up before you can say his name nightmares? the most gentle being. even showing you interesting things, like maybe his battle scars and explaining the stories behind them, or stories from when his mother was alive <3 like he has everything handled like a champ bro and tengen is very similar, but with nightmares he's quicker to distract and comfort you afterwards. definitely exaggerating some of his stories from his scars, telling funny stories about hina, makio and suma, stories that he comes up with right on the spot. man thinks that food or a drink is the solution to any problem-- likely asked shinobu what teas may help relax someone, or if you don't drink tea another soothing aide. I just feel he's very thorough with how he takes care of you, especially after nightmares. he wouldn't want you to relive them, so he'd just give you a quick peck and ask you the most random thing. maybe about your favorite.. something, if he already knows it he'll ask you about it. christ I got carried away MY BAD NDJKGSSKG 🪐

oooh, i thought you meant 5am lmao i’m dumb, anyway we have a similar sleeping schedule btw bc i usually go to sleep at 3 am and wake up around 8:20 am, then i take a nap around 2:30 pm and wake up at like 5:30 / 5:40 pm so yeah

anyway . . . i agree, kyojuro is like a mum ( positive ) i mean he knows how to handle every single situation and is quick to find a solution anyway ( it’s canon after all ). tengen would surely be the one to prepare tea or anything to help you relax and literally come up w funny stories on the spot, yeah. i love them sm 🥹

these scenarios were really cute, i enjoyed reading all that so no worries if u got carried away hehe. i love them boys and i’m glad to read about other’s thoughts about them in x situation <3 i’m happy you like sharing them w me

[pondslime]

I was tagged by the talented, the showstopping, the incredible, the astounding, the iconic @bluecoolr​!! ily blue!!! I hope ur having a wonderful day 💙 

Favorite color: pink!!

Currently reading: over the INCOMPREHENSIBLE sentences I wrote for this wip.......WHY do I have so many sentences that just END after three words......WHAT were u trying to say lmao.........die..............

Last Song: C’est La Vie by Yung Gravy lmao

in my frat boy era ✨ I will always contend that in an alternate dimension my name is kyle or smthn and I’m passed out on a couch surrounded by nachos w/a sharpie marker dick drawn on my cheek

Last Movie: The Quiet (2005) and when I tell you it’s been almost a week and I am STILL thinking about that movie. OOF OOF OOF

^this scene alone??? lives rent-free in my fuckin head every second of every day. literally HELLO???? hello????? I know what you are.jpeg????? this movie is about two very not str8 girls having a VERY BAD TERRIBLE MISERABLE not str8 time. they are going THROUGH it (IT, being everything awful known to man)

they made this movie in a lab to make me fucking insane 

WHEN DOT SAID “WHEN SOMEONE IS WAITING FOR YOU, YOU HAVE TO COME UP FOR AIR.” BITCH WHAT BITTTTTTTTTCH AHASHFSDJHSD

these two characters take up so much space in my evil demented mind palace now. I’ll have to eventually write smthn for them. bc. Them

Last Series: the boyfriend and I got drunk last night and watched survivor. so. survivor season??? somethin

Sweet, Savoury, Spicy?: all these absolutely slap and I’m a libra so I can’t make decisions. but.......rn? savoury 

Craving: my coffee to stay HOT for longer than five seconds I cannot NUKE this boy again jdshjdsfjh

Tea or Coffee: COFFEE 

Currently working on: NOTHING AT FUCKIN ALL WE ARE BALLIN OUT TODAY LMAO. maybe I’ll find the strength to open one of my wip’s but. we shall see

tagging: @visceravalentines​, @possumteeths​, @flaggermuser​, @f1nalboys​, @pretty-possum​, @jothwitch​, and @venus-haze​! if y’all wanna!!

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THE LAST OF US HBO (and game) SPOILERS

ya’ll i’m so fucking excited for this episode the pittsburgh section is one of my favorites so i’m fuckin stoked

also i was with a friend today and they’ve never played the game before. they know nothing about what’s to come. they said “surely no one else will die right? i feel like everyone that could have died has died right?” and i went “i’m not saying anything” HAHAHAHA I FEEL SO BAD. ANYWAY

HERE WE GO!!!

i’m so fucking excited for roadtrip scenes

and then the fucking truck crash

i’m so excited holy shit

the theme will never get old

omg ellie plz be careful

her practicing a smug face lmao

the innocence of this UGH

THIS SHOT IS GORGEOUS

i love them so much

JOKE BOOK

JOKE BOOK

JOKE BOOK

JOKE BOOK

OH MY GOD

HER FACE I LOVE HER

THE LAST OF US (YOU AND ME) UGGGH

“he will be back. there’s nothing you can do to stop him”

OH MY GOD

FROM THE GAME

FROM THE GAME

HANK WILLIAMS

KSBSLSBSKSBSKBSISBS

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

THE PORN MAG

IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME ONE FROM THE GAME

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

arby’s :(

this looks eerily familiar to me

like i swear i’ve driven here

him seeing that she’s soaced tf out and deciding to camp🥺

jesus she’s goin to town

i would too tbh

THE ONE THAT SMELLS GOOD IS FRANK’S UUUUUGH😭😭

“because he was outstandin’ in his field” AND HIS LITTLE SMILE AS HE TURNS OVER FUCK OFF

I LOVE THEM

“no one’s gonna find us” HE’S SUCH A DAD

I KNOW THIS MUSIC WAIT

i knew he was gonna be ALERT

that’s so sweet

COFFEE???

PLEASE TELL ME IT IS

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

JOEL GETS HIS COFFEE

THE WAT HE SIPS IT AFTER SHE SAYS IT SMELLS BAD HAHAHAHA

OMG WAIT TOMMY BACKSTORY

“where we met tess”😭😭😭

he’s such an older sibling

“now i gotta go get him”

“you keep goin for family”

“i’m not family.” “no. you’re cargo. and i made a promis to tess. and she was like family” 😭

joel you’re gonna change your mind about ellie bein cargo

“i’m not even tired.” THE SAME FUCKING CUT TO HER ZONKED IN THE FRONT SEAT HAHAHAHAHAHA

WE’RE HHHHHEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE

i’m so excited

THE SHOT FROM THE TRAILER AHHHHHH

he knows something’s up

that semi is a way to keep people in and make them go around and funnel them in one direction. then ambush them. and joel KNOWS somethin’s up

oh wait this is kansas city now??

fo sho fo sho i’m not mad

“screw it.” IT’S COMINNGGGGGG

uh oh. burned bodies.

HERE WE GO

HERE WE GO

THE WAY SHE IS SO CLOSE TO HIM

“and they’re not gonna hit you. look at me! they’re not gonna hit you. stay down. you stay low. you stay quiet.”

the way that he’s reassuring her but also himself rn i cannot deal w this

the parallels to sarah UUUUUGH i’m gonna fucking scream and cry and scratch at the walls goddamnit

OKAY JOEL

OMG IS THIS WHERE SHE KILLS THE GUY

HIS FACE HE’S SO SCARED

OH NO. OHHHH NO. SHE’S GONNA FEEL SO BAD.

HE JUST TOLD HER HIS NAME AND ABOUT HOW HE HAS FAMILY

oh joel’s pissed.

i like that they stick with how joel doesn’t try to comfort her immediately

“get back behind the wall.” OH MY GOD

THE WAY HE YELLS FOR HIS MOM AND PLEADS FOR HIS LIFE

SHE’S CRYINNNNG😭😭😭😭

the juxtaposition of her being upset and joel just moving onto the next task at hand

and how she was so innocent in the bathroom of the gas station and she was smirking and playing with the gun

UUUUUUUGH😭😭😭😭

MASH SQUARE TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR JOEL

LMAO

she’s trying to brush it off UGH

wait is he just not going back for his bag

JOEL. GET YOUR SHIT BRO.

MELANIE LYNSKEY!!!!

the way she seems so sweet but i know she’s gonna be ruthless

“you know where henry is” AYO?????

MY BOY????

okay slay eat him up

“but henry did” OHHHHHHHHH TEA

JEFFREY PIERCCCEEEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT’S JEFFREY!!!!

i love how troy and jeffrey are playing antagonists

did he really just leave his shit in the truck???

he had time to grab it?

“are you okay?” PLEASE

“i’m alright. are you alright?” THE WAY HIS VOICE SHAKES PLEASE😭

“yea.” ellie don’t lie

“i didn’t hear that guy comin and- you shouldn’t have had to have- yknow.” “you’re glad i did though, right?” “you’re just a kid. you shouldn’t know what it means to-“

i love that instead of joel getting pissed and saying “i’m lucky i didn’t get my head blown off by a goddamn kid” he’s being sympathetic. and that he’s actually really trying to comfort her afterward which we didn’t see too much of in the game

HE’S TRYING SO HARD😭😭😭😭

“i mean it was my fault. you shouldn’t have had to. and i’m sorry.” 😭😭😭😭

THE MUSIC FROM THE TITLE SCREEN OF THE GAME AHH AHH

i’m crying

i’m gone

the way he looks down after seeing her wiper her eyes😭😭

i know he’s beating himself up to hell and back rn

pedro has been through this training so many times i’m sure lmao especially w narcos

I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT

THE WAY SHE’S GIGGLING AND SMILING

this is such a huge moment of trust for him

the way he gruntd when he gets up. i felt that.

knee injuries fuckin suck man

“we’ll get through this.” “i know.” AHHHHHHH

i’m upset that joel didn’t get his fuckin bag dude

THE DRAWINGS ON THE WALL THAT SAM DID FUCK OFF

😭😭😭😭

WAIT IS IT BLOATER TIME?????

BRO

jeffrey pierce slay

BOOSTING WOOOOOO

“straighten up. i got you.” FUCKIN FUCK OFF😭😭😭

THE “i got you” HAS BEGUN AAHHHHH

this is literally the game

WAIT IS THIS THE BLOATER BUILDING

IS THE BASEMENT HAPPENING NOW??

THE LAST OF US (GOODNIGHT) PLAYING FUCK OFF

“how’d you know it was an ambush?” ON THE STAIRS LIKE IN THE FUCKING GAME I’M YELLING

“i’ve been on both sides.” KABDKSHSKDBSKSV

MORE BACKSTORY ABOUT IT WOOOOO

“did you kill innocent people?” THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HER SKDHAKDJOWBS

AND DOESN’T ANSWER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the way he falls against the wall.

me too bitch.

“get up you lazy ass.” “lazy ass. 56 years old you little shit.” I LOVE THEM

looks damn good for 56👀

him setting up the glass is so smart

I LOVE THAT THEY’RE SHOWING THE BAD EAR NOW BC THEY HAVE TO BE MORE SPREAD OUT

the way he says “what?” like he’s so annoyed lmao

“are you sure you’re gonna hear it?” LMAOOOO

is she gonna go step on it to test him

i’ll laugh my ass off

“hey.” “yeah?” “when we were talkin about hurtin people. what do you mean it wasn’t your first time?” i love that HE is asking questions about her past now.

“i don’t wanna talk about it.” “alright. you don’t have to. i’m just sayin, it isn’t fair. your age. havin to deal with all of this.” AND HE’S TURNED TO WHERE HE’S FACING HER NOW. FUUUUCK OFF😭😭🫶🏻

“so it gets easier when you get older?” “no. not really. but still.”

and then she changes the subject back to him😭😭

“the reason i asked whether you’d hear the glass or not is because i’ve noticed you don’t hear too well from your right side. is it because you were shot there?”

AND THEN HE TURNS BACK OVER UUUGH

THE WAY HE SMILES AND THEN CHUCKLES AT THE JOKE PPLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE

HE’S TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH

“that is so goddamn stupid.” “you laughed motherfucker.” “i didn’t laugh.” “yes you did.” “jesus i’m losin it” “you’re losin it big time” I LOVE THEM

AND THEN HE REALLY LAUGHS I’M GONNA FUCKING SOB RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

JOEL MILLER SMILING AND LAUGHING IS SUCH A SERATONIN BOOST

THEM LAUGHING AND SAYING GO TO SLEEP DURING THE FADE TO BLACK I’M CRYINNNNG

oh fuck what’s happening

the way his eyes shoot open UUUUGH i love him

HENRY AND SAM AHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH

TRUE FAITH?????? TRUE FAITH???????

I’M CRYING

NEXT WEEK LOOKS SO GOOD

THE BLOATER

BTS TIME

“you get a sense that they’re a team.” 😭

BELLA!!!!!

“how ugly that violence is” AGHHH

CRAIG TALKING ABOUT THE LAUNDROMAT SEQUENCE AHHHHHH

“i love humanizing villains” WE KNOW NEIL. WE KNOW.

oh my god. that was fun! not as much plot but that’s A-OKAY. a nice break from the third episode hahaha🥲

i’m still lowkey mad joel didn’t get his fucking bag from the truck like he had time but it’s whateva

he’ll get another one later. i was just emotionally attached to that bag bc it was the game accurate one hehehe

ANYWAY

good episode! really loving the series so far!

so excited for next week. i’m taking an asl course right now so i’m fucking stoked to see it next ep!!

now time to rewatch and add the tracks to my soundtrack playlist!!

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december tcc challenge but i did the whole thing bc i was bored lmao

* What music genre fits your tc the most?

early 2000s pop punk , lol . he has the voice for it

* What's your favorite personality trait for your tc?

his confidence for sure . he says everything like he knows he’s right and it’s so hot

* Do you think they fit into a certain aesthetic or two? If so, which ones?

closest aesthetic i could fit him into is like ,, soft artsy boy ?? that’s the way he dresses at least lol

* If you could, how would you comfort your tc?
(Like if they seem to be having a rough day)

whenever he seems like he’s having a rough day i just try to make him laugh :)

* What type of winter activity do you think is their favorite?

he seems like a snowball fight type of guy tbh lol

* If you could (or have) what book or movie would you recommend to you tc?

any emily henry book !! i think he’d like the humor in those books + would love for those romcoms to give him some ideas ;;)))

* What's their sense of humor like? Is yours similar?

he’s obsessed w “cringe” things lol , we have very similar senses of humor and he’s told ppl he thinks i’m rlly funny hehe

* What's the nicest thing your tc has ever said to you?

sometimes he compliments me in this super low voice and it actually makes me MELT but one time he basically said he loves the way i act and it made me never want to change myself lol

* What wintery activity would you love to do with them?

cuddle up together and watch christmas movies <333

* What do you think your tc's love language is?

prob quality time . he’s all ab spending time w ppl :)

* Do you have a quote or poem that you associate with them?

plentyyy of song lyrics ,,, like the entirety of using you by mars argo <333

* Do you prefer emailing them or talking in person?

talking in person BUT emailing him feels so special esp since he always emails me first hehe

* Do they have a signature cologne or perfume?

nooo i wish he did tho lol

* Is your tc someone you can go to for support?

yeah i think so , he can tell when i’m having a bad day and tries to comfort me :)

* Have you ever pictured yourself with their last name or vice versa?

all the time tbh

* Is there anything you don't like about your tc?

we have completely opposite political opinions hahah and we both feel very strongly ab those opinions

* Have you ever seen them in a really bad mood?

not a RLLY bad mood , but he did get super sick awhile back and he would legit come into lunch and just lay on the floor lmao

* Does your tc ever laugh differently when they're with you?

yeahhhh hehe i made him laugh harder “than he ever had before” :))))

* What's your tc's staple drink? (If they have one)

vanilla coffee for sure

* Is there anything that the two of you have in common? Is there a lot?

we’re both gaming and coffee nerds lol

* Have they ever targeted you directly in class or in the halls?

he comes up to me a lot in the halls , we don’t have class together tho so </3

* Have you ever said anything that might have given away your feelings?

i don’t think so , i try to keep my feelings pretty hidden lol

* Do you dream about them often?

WAY TOO OFTEN

* Is your tc more physically or verbally affectionate? Or not at all?

def more verbally affectionate :)

* If you could, (or have) what would you get your tc for Christmas?

prob some rlly nice coffee beans hehe

* Do you like them in a romantic sense or in a more platonic way?

tbh more of a romantic sense but i know nothing would ever happen and i’m 100% ok with our current dynamic

* Are they a cozy sweater person?

no he literally wears short sleeve button ups in december 😭

* What color looks best on them?

green :)

* If you could see yourself the way they see you, would you take the chance?

yes ofccc

* What little habit they have is your absolute favorite?

when i’m talking i use hand movements a lot , and he always mimics them after i do them so i’ll get embarrassed . he thinks it’s so funny lol i love seeing him laugh ab it

* If it was legal, would you share a midnight kiss with them?

yes hehe