#MY BOYS EARRING 😭😭😭😭

[tipsy-scales]

It took me 3 days to get these pictures right. Please appreciate their tender affection.

[ratatatastic]

vanha kauppahalli date but the dessert edition aka the more enjoyable edition if not because sasha has a sweet tooth so we can like these foods freely

sasha in the midst of eating merengue and almost choking to death because he thinks any comment out of maffhews mouth is funny maffhew sweetheart we have to think about the effect we have on the people around us for a single second here

[starrysharks]

i am the cattt just chillin outt but in the night she's all i think aboutttt

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES Dogstar Concert @ Brooklyn Bowl in Las Vegas 8/12/2023

[vintageseawitch]

*Spock & Pasalk are speaking to each other in regards to Una's case & they seem outwardly calm as per usual with typical Vulcans & M'Benga & Ortegas are observing this with Ortgas making fun of them & M'Benga making very astute observations that not everyone can see*

M'Benga: it's tricky but even Vulcans have body language & those two *hate* each other

Ortgas: *does a double take*

Ortegas: ...you're messing with me, right?

*Spock proceeds to stand up & come to their table after literally nothing untoward happens... at least obviously*

Spock, to M'Benga & Ortegas: i apologize for my... outburst. he's a colleague of my father's & he sucks

M'Benga & Ortegas: we literally saw nothing, our lips are sealed, etc

[solargeist]

It hurt in the beginning, but it hurt much MUCH more later on. You aren't even really aware that things are happening to you. They are subtle like that. After all, They have had the chance to prefect this process down to almost the second of becoming like Them.

Unfortunately, the perfected method is very painful. You feel it in your bones. Just a dull ache that makes you think of growing pains as a child. Something that once was easy to do; no longer works for how your body is structured (like climbing a tree or how when you used to cry, it would always be with tears that made your face too hot).

The shift from bones to being in your muscles would seemingly happen over night. Tendons feeling too rubbery and bendable and cartilage always became brittle. The nosebleeds became normal, and you are reassured that it is normal. (After all, it is to them.)

Eventually, it buzzes under your skin. Sometimes it feels like a phone vibrating under anywhere that might have blood, but then others it's impossible not to think of their being insects just under the first layer. (There are no bugs in the End. You know that. At least, you haven't seen any Endermites...) You hear it in your ear drums. Your teeth rattle ever so slightly in a way that makes your jaw hurt. The perpetual motion makes stomachs easier to upset and falling asleep almost impossible.

But eventually, after sitting too long in discomfort, you find out the meaning of these sorenesses. It is so much easier to mold something if it has been made pliable. They desire to bend, to snap, to stretch you as far as you'll go and then go farther.

Watchers are massive things in their fullness. Large and hulking creatures that can blot out the sun at their full hight. But one simply does get to being that size naturally. No, they had to be pulled up; spines and fingers being elongated, arms and legs extending out, and smiles made even wider to show more teeth.

The smile is why Grian doesn't ever bother having one shown. He hates to remember hooks pulling at his cheeks.

-Phantom

The way you go from DMing me to put him in a microwave, to this, is always fascinating, really, a littol gift to me 🫶

I think the Watcher holds his hair back when he’s sick, or gently rubs his back when he’s sore, even though it’s their fault he’s like this!!

[drakonstar]

revenge for atlaxcide on artfight!

instagram | my website

[myokk]

In honor of waking up to see that my two favorite fanfics updated (what are the odds when they update like once every few months🥹🙏) I had to draw my favorite snake🐍

This is How You Lose the Time War - fleabagshair

Blood and Gold - @obsidianpen

[necromancy-inc]

y'know I could've sworn I just saw him🤔

[hawnks]

Literally in tears because my cat is so soft and special and I love him so much and what if he doesn’t even KNOW how much I love him

[lelianaslefthand]

FELASSAN MENTION!??!?!?!?

[hiphopcherrrypop]

do i even need to say anything atp

[stimboardboy]

misc puppy stuff

this is a sfw post

[snapbackslide]

all those lip syncing accusations just prove how good they are btw

[httpiastri]

paul is a 100% a boob man OMG

and, also, WHYYY do I think he's the type that whines . theres a prema video where they're trying to guess the circuit blindfolded and when they ask paul to confess to kimi that hes been cheating he starts to literally WHINEEEEEEEEE those 30s lives in my mind rent free and im not kidding

!!!!!! im HOLLERING!!!!!!!!!!!! that's one of my fave vids ever omg and paul freaking whining is like music to my ears istg. it's so on point for him too.... i wrote a little about that in the paul nsfw alphabet that i never finished 🫠🫠 but yeah like we've been through, i think he has a slightly submissive streak and he enjoys being teased. and to hear those sweet sounds as rewards when you tease him, or kiss him with a bit of force, or roll your hips on his.... 😶

[starry-nights12]

Ekko and Jinx in the new Fortiche fanart!🖤🤍