eyes1nthewoods

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Their mother is slowly starting to trust me

Infants

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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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don’t care didn’t ask + I understand that blorbo on a deeper and more correct level than you

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happy less than 48 hours until witchlight day here's something stupid

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guy who needs to practice drawing backgrounds: i need to study anatomy

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days

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the devil on my shoulder is telling me to Post a Take. i am gently ignoring them. let us all consider the humble indigo bunting instead

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poob is rolling back its DEI initiatives. poob fired all of its employees after they tried to unionize. poob's ceo was recently on david sperm's podcast saying that he thinks women are the same as dogs to him. but poob is the only service that has candyworld chronicles on it so its really hard to just stop using it :/

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i wish i could react to tumblr replies like on discord or facebook so when i don't have any idea what to say so people don't think i'm ignoring them 😭

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me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

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pater, do you know if there is a specific word for "non-orthodox easter"? i need to be pedantic...

wrong easter

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wet rat

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Infants

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