#MUM GOSSIP

[ofvanaheim]

"Sometimes I find myself wondering whether our children think that we are blind, or foolish - or both."

starter for frigga @ironrot, from freyja.

[enbymai]

the exes are bestfriending:

[bloomingkyras]

Something has changed..

transcript under the cut

Alaina K: Hey..are u ok? U seem quiet lately..

Mona: I'm ok..Just thinking about Amora future.

Alaina K: Are u going to sent her to Aiden?

Mona: No..I want to stop traveling after settle with Sulani.

Mona: I want to follow u back to Sanmy. Is that ok for u?

Alaina K: I don't mind at all.Won't u go back to Forgotten Hollow? They still need u there,right?

Mona: I don't think they still need me, after Draven left. But I will sent a letter to them about what had happen.

[emotinalsupportturtle]

this is exactly what it is like having an asian mum

[sarayashikidays]

@crypt1dcorv1dae @fruiteggsaladit

WELL, you will both enjoy a fan comic I've been working on ( wont be done until like... mid-late June ) about Kuwabara taking the time to grow Kurama a sapling from a seed as a ( human body) bday gift / Kurama cultivating a line of mulberry trees that produce double the edible fruits just to name it after Kuwabara ( he's careful of the ecosystem, just ask him haha )

[dracolizardlars]

Holy shit I think Yard Act were just as good as IDLES in their own way. Flawless set, not just in the song choices but the order, the way they went into each other, the interstitial speeches, the whole thing. Also it's the first one I've watched of Glastonbury this year that gave me the same joy and energy as actually being at gigs in person does even through the TV! That lifted my spirits a ton! I am DEFINITELY going to have to listen to BOTH their albums now. The live performance made me appreciate the lyrics even more.

[omgeto]

in geto we thrust

geto is literally my favourite anime boyfrienddd methinks BECAUSE HES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE AND THE MOST REAL LOOKING

[dandelioncore]

I'm re-reading midsummer night's dream bc a friend and I were talking about it last night, and I can't believe I had no memory of Titania ABSOLUTELY being gay for this one lady who's child she's now raising

[aquilacalvitium]

The more time I spend on social media, the more I want to spend my off days sitting on a bench in the park knitting and staring at birds instead

[magicalgirlsasuke]

my take is that the barbie movie pieces together conversations that girls/women have throughout their lives, and so is not meant to be any more or less feminist or revolutionary than a standard conversation had between girls and women

[hella1975]

i know i complain about my job but that's bc it IS a job not a hobby alas there are silver linings to it and one of those by far is how genuinely happy my work friends are to see me whenever i come back from uni. like the one girl im really close with gave me a massive hug and was fuming with me when i told her im only back for the one shift (she also tackled me to the kitchen floor and all the chefs conveniently 'didn't see anything' when i appealed for witnesses 😐) and the Bar Boys as they've come to be named like a fucked up pub boyband (we obviously have a lot of bar staff but there's a couple lads that are there most often and are also around my age and are all like. the really endearing actually sweet kind of fuckboy? strawberry guy is one of them. im not proud of myself) were all so happy to see me bc a lot of us went out together on new year's and they all get weirdly excited asking about how uni is etc and it's all very flirty but like. the jokey platonic kind yk. and the kp that's SO rude to almost all of the waitresses except her favourites literally shouted 'oi where the bloody hell have you been???' over several other people when she saw me and she's so chatty to me to the point it impacts my work lmao and i was joking with all the chefs bc im mates with a couple of them and there was a lot of 'oh god she's back' from the lads and just excited squeals of my name from the girls and strawberry guy came over to me when i was having a drink at the bar after work and tried to convince me to come in tomorrow to see him again before i go to uni even though i live miles away in the sticks and yeah. i love them lol

[milf-harrington]

no this is so funny, my aunties soon-to-be-ex-husband blocked my sister on facebook so she asked our cousin if she was blocked too and she said "no, he's only blocked you, grandma, and aunty"

and what do the three of them have in common?? theyre the scariest women in our family.

he only blocked THEM bc hes a COWARD

[goldenkid]

ok now that wild blue yonder was actually good i can be honest and say i didn't like the star beast

[slow-button-off]

I don't think I will ever get over people on Instagram being convinced that Charles brought a new girlfriend on the skiing trip but they only saw her white jacket because she was wearing a helmet.

And then it turned out to be Pascale. His own mum.

[mondonguita]

Bruh....you're the one who bragged about that including all details.

[ayakashibackstreet]

You are not immune to nosey aunties trying to dictate how you live your life and commenting on your life choices...........