aquilacalvitium

[aquilacalvitium]

Yo someone needs to make a Dracula Daily Tumblr community and they need to do it right now

[aquilacalvitium]

Obsessed with vampires but specifically when they're really pathetic

[aquilacalvitium]

‎

[aquilacalvitium]

I've experienced this...

Once I think

Either my body is very smart and knows the difference, or it just doesn't give a shit if I die.

[aquilacalvitium]

:3

[aquilacalvitium]

[aquilacalvitium]

Click for more pictures

Chiyo (@since-times-long-forgotten)

[aquilacalvitium]

Not sure if I've ever been this scared of a tree before

Certainly not a dead one, at least

NO WAY

[aquilacalvitium]

So I just got flea goop all over my hands instead of on the back of my cat’s neck, and the thought occurred to me, what if it worked like this for vampires?

Just picture some urban fantasy character swinging by the store for a box of single-dose squeeze tubes of holy water infused garlic oil.

Guaranteed to work for two months! Large doses are only for adults who weigh 200 lbs or more. Do not get in eyes. Wash hands thoroughly after applying.

And if you happen to be on friendly terms with a vampire, but had a mishap in helping a friend apply repellent before a date, then somebody’s going to sleep on the couch tonight.

[aquilacalvitium]

[aquilacalvitium]

how to draw horses(for the discerning horse girl)

i spent two years working in barns to give you this information. use it wisely

view all 16 parts under the cut!

hopefully this guide will inspire you to draw the cowboys you've always dreamed of

[aquilacalvitium]

Canine teeth study by KFCemployee

[aquilacalvitium]

"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

[aquilacalvitium]

this showed up in my FB memories, the lightning bolt trick! I don't sketch out the lightning bolt much nowadays but it's still super helpful when I need to lay out tricky arms and leg poses. And I still apply the logic of it, especially with how I draw arms :' ) Biggest thing it helps with is shape breakdown and visualization, we gotta use whatever works to break down shapes into simpler concepts for our brains 👏💓

[aquilacalvitium]

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

[aquilacalvitium]

Box!

(via)

[aquilacalvitium]

Oh, Batsy's not walking away from this one

Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else