#MINT.

[monards]

not to be dramatic but spicaze writing “Because he is still his mother’s son. And he loves her.” changed me. and not for the better

[ihaveatypeanditstrickstergods]

One of my favorite D&D gags that I ever came up with is part of a oneshot I've run a few times where the party is hired by a young wizard to help clear out a few active security measures in a tower that the wizard inherited from her old teacher.

The first obstacle to be cleared is the re-animated skeletons that the old wizard was using for gardening help. It's a pretty straightforward fight, but during the encounter, players may notice one particular raised bed of herbs that is set back in a corner of the garden by itself.

Upon further investigation, this one raised bed is absolutely shining with magical protections. There are runes carved into the wood of the bed, gemstones inlaid in the top of it, this bed is absolutely protected out the ass... and an arcana check shows that the protections are all pointed inward, attempting to keep what's in there from getting out.

What's growing in that raised bed, you may ask? What is so dangerous that the old wizard felt the need to place all these protections?

Mint.

[the-lumpfish-king]

[mint-chocolate-rooibos]

who taught her that

[blastlight]

[ID: two stems of mint leaves. end ID]

reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?

[officialmiintee]

haunting

[deancrowleycas]

the gayest he has ever looked tbh

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

[monards]

"But there are some still stuck in the past. After all, that "witch" was my mother."

[a-thrilling-performance]

A grin of sharp teeth as they stare at the hex totem.

~ 🥀

“hey- HEY NO. DO NOT.”

[goldgargoyles]

zonai dinner theory

[catsharky]

My Tav's moral compass is straight and unwaveringly true until stealing is involved at which point it starts spinning so fast it might take off like a helicopter

[seldompathic]

If he was anything but pure I would rather face the rapture

[industrations]

Ice cream date 🤍