#MENACE!!!

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

imagine you're some random sailor on the expedition just trying to survive not paying close attention to everyone's interpersonal relationships so you only realize bridglar are romantically involved when Peglar collapses and Bridgens freaks out and cradles his head and picks him up bridal style. real old friends senior dog sanctuary suddenly posting "I just want to get dicked down again" type moment.

[themissingnumbers]

happy halloween!! trick or treat!

trick - YOUR WALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alistair-blackwood]

if I don't get my next labru fic up by today you can blame this whiskered menace for waking me up at 2 AM on my day off because he wanted to make a toy out of my last avocado

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[timmydraker]

Tim, finally able to go sleep after solving a rough case: Alright, line up.

Cassie, Bart and Kon: *all line up and stand at attention*

Tim: When I say don’t add to the population, I mean…?

Cassie, Bart and Kon in unison: Do not get pregnant, get someone else pregnant, clone someone, give a robot or Artificial Intelligence a consciousness or mess with the time stream and accidently increase fertility rates again.

Tim, nodding in approval: And when I say don’t remove from the population…?

Cassie, Bart and Kon: Don’t kill anyone or thing that has a soul or consciousness directly or inadvertently unless through the legal system or if it’s a genuine accident, in which it is not our fault.

Tim, rubbing his eyes tiredly and yawning: If you’re going to leave the planet or time period?

Cassie, Bart and Kon: Tell you or a trusted adult.

Tim: and who is a trusted adult?

Cassie, Bart and Kon: WonderWoman, Superman, Oracle, and Batman between 1 am to 11 pm only.

Tim: good job, gold stars all round.

Cassie, Bart and Kon: YES!

[inkpotsprite]

This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.

[ffaelix]

Tim is typing furiously at his laptop when Damian walks in, holding a katana.

Damian: Drake, do you know what time it is?

Tim: not looking up Uh, noon?

Damian: Wrong. It’s time for you to perish.

Tim: still typing Can it wait until I finish this report for Bruce?

Damian: pauses …Very well. But know that your doom is imminent.

Five minutes later, Damian returns with snacks and silently places them next to Tim.

Tim: smirks Thanks for the snacks, future executioner.

Damian: huffs I refuse to let you die of starvation before I defeat you.

[gaylittleguys]

tween daughter moments

[prinnay]

honkin donuts

[straycatj]

こふちゃん　たのちんでただけなんでちが

とてもとてもワルイことだったらちく

おかさん　めちゃおこで　ニゲカクレしてますんでち

Although Kofu enjoyed that, mom gets so angry because it's too bad...so now Kofu run away and hide .....

[hallucxnating]

Room for two more?

[gil-estel]

he’s getting flashbacks

[may12324]

Juniper and Earwig the knight.

Got some new fairy ocs to play with it's toxic yuri, its forbidden magic girly, its honor-bound knight conflict. It's Guard and Princess. All my current favourite juicy things. (f/f)

[wormspoodle]

who let this guy behind the wheel

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[khywren]

all right, who gave this man a teaching license?