#MCU quotes

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Tony: So today I learned that peter has me in his cellphone as "Mr Irondad "

Clint: *shrugs* Could be worse. Wanda and Pietro have each other down as "spare parts"

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: what's a polite way to say "this essay would have been better if I had any clue what the fuck I was doing"?

Pepper: "the analysis is severely limited by my lack of understanding what I am doing"

Peter: wow, that was great! You're really good at this!

Tony: she has to some up with polite ways to say all the shit she wants to in those board meetings

Pepper: not just in board meetings

[psalm40speakstome]

[lokisbiiiitch1993]

My favourite Loki Quotes

Love is a Dagger 🗡️

I don't wanna hurt you.i don't want a Throne.i just want you to be okay 🥺

I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose

I assure you Brother...the Sun will Shine on us again

Trust my Rage

No one good is ever truly good and no one bad is ever truly bad

Hurts, doesn’t it. Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

You will never be a god

The Time-Keepers have built quite the Circus and I see the Clowns are playing their parts to Perfection

You can trust one thing.I love to be right

We may lose... sometimes painfully..but we don't die ..we survive

It’s been a very long day, and I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armored suits telling me what to do. So, if you don’t mind, this is actually your last chance. Now get out of my way.

I don’t enjoy hurting people....I don’t enjoy it. I do it because I have to, because I’ve had to…. Because it’s part of the illusion.... It’s the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate play for control

I know what I am....Good.... Bad.... Bit of both

Trust is for children and dogs.theres only one person you can trust

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness

I could have done it, Father....i could have done it.....For you... For all of us

My Masterlist

[pnf-n-mcu-is-life]

Marvel Quotes I liked (gonna gradually add)

Avengers, Age of Ultron:

Strucker: “Keep going.” 

Agent: “But sir, They’re the avengers!”Literally two seconds later: 

Strucker: “No surrender!” *Turns to person* “I will surrender.” 

Nat: Could someone help with the bunker? Hulk: literally runs through the bunker, breaking it

Nat: thanks.

Tony, as the science dork he is: please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door, yay! 🎉 

Scott, in Tony’s suit, instructing The Ants tm

Tony: who’s speaking???? 

Scott: it’s your conscience. We don’t talk a lot these days.

WandaVision: 

Ep. 5

Vision, turning back into human Vision: oh, Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow, with my,….face. 

Ep. 6, Halloween:

Vision: *makes a pose like he’s about to shoot an arrow* I smell crime…

Darcy: Hey, there he is. The guy who almost got murdered by his own murder squad.

Director Hayward: You work for me?

Darcy: I actually don’t know.

Monica: *sighs*

Ep. 7, Breaking the fourth wall/ Wanda is having an existential crisis: 

Wanda: Look, we’ve all been there, right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.

Billy: Do we have to go, Mom? Someone needs to be here to take care of you.

Agnes: Don’t worry, I don’t bite! 

…I actually did bite a kid once.

Ep. 8, Previously on:

Agnes/atha: C’mon. *Going to see Wandas worst memories*

Wanda: No.

Agnes/atha: Did you forget who’s got your kids locked away in her bewitched basement?

Dr. Strange:

Some bad guy: Mr. Strange…

Stephen: Doctor.

Guy: Mr. Doctor?

Stephen: It’s Strange.

Guy: Yes, I know that it’s strange.

Iron Man 2: 

Coulson, walking in: We need you for something.

Pepper: Oh hi Phil!

Tony: His name is Agent.

Spider-Man, FFH:

Peter: I-I can’t do this! I’m just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.

Fury: Bitch, you been to space.

Peter: Wha-no- that was by accident!!

Fury: Too Bad.

Spider-Man, NWH:

Norman Osborn: Where exactly are we?

MJ, to the villains trapped in the sanctum: You’re in a wizard’s basement. 

Otto: What?

MJ: There’s no way to sugarcoat this. You’re trapped in a wizard’s basement.

 Tobey’s Peter: okay, Peter 3.

Andrew’s Peter: What? I thought I was Peter 2.

Tom’s Peter: Okay, okay. You’re Peter 2 (Tobey) and you’re Peter 3 (Andrew).

Green Goblin: *stabs Peter 2*

Peter 3: You okay?

Peter 2: Yeah, I’ve been stabbed before.

Peter 3: Ok, good good good.

[Just-the Peters. They’re so…brother. Y’know? And I live for it.

Also, I have resorted to calling Tom’s Peter Peter-Man.]

Wakanda Forever:

Riri: If we could find a way to dry his ass out, he won’t be as strong.

Shuri: Yo, that’s it.

Deadpool:

Wade, counting the bullets he has left while shooting people: 7, shit. 6, fuck, 5, shit-fuck.

Ant-Man and The Wasp, Quantumania:

Scott: You gotta jump and tap. *Knocks out a few people* See that?

Cassie: No, you were like, this small.

[WHY DOES REALISTIC MODOK LOOK LIKE THAT AhhhHHHHhhHHH]

Hawkeye:

Kate: Hey look, that one’s you. *points to Avenger cosplayers*

Clint: No, that’s Katniss Everdeen. Now, let’s go.

Jack: The secret to a good risotto is to…agitate it. Just enough.

Kate: So, how exactly?

Clint: *flashbacks to explosion after explosion* …

Guy with a thick accent who kiddnapped Clint: Kate Bishop is guy, bro.

Clint: Kate Bishop is not guy.

Guy: Kate BIshop is guy in costume.

Clint, Karen Edition: Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture.

Gotg Vol. 3

Peter: People on Earth die when they’re like, 50.

Mantis: They die when they’re 50???

P: I dunno, something like that.

M: What’s even the point of being born?

P: Exactly! [You good dude]

M: Are you about to die?

P, shocked: I’m not 50!

Mantis: What colour button did you push?

Peter: Blue, for the blue suit!

Nebula: Blue is the open line for everyone.

Mantis: Orange is for blue. Blue is for orange, Yellow is for green, green is for red, and red is for yellow.

Drax: No, Yellow is for yellow, green is for red, and red is for green.

Mantis: How do you know that?

Drax: Try it then.

Mantis, to Peter: HELLLOOOOO.

Peter, feedback ringing in his ears: How the hell was I supposed to know all of that?

Drax: Seems intuitive.

[incorrectmcusstuff]

Tony: I have a pla—

Natasha: Aaaand, I am out.

[imnotawitch]

Wanda rubbing y/ns head that lays upon her shoulder

Y/n lifting their head up, “wow that was really nice, sometimes it’s just nice to have people hold my head like that ya know, it can get heavy sometimes”

Natasha: Isn’t that what the toilet seat was doing the other night?

[trvlystxrk]

Sam: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tony: you’re a hazard to society.

Bucky: and a coward. DO TWENTY.

[betzabobababi]

Peter: *kicks the door down looking panicked* Peter: *proceeds to hide behind the couch* Tony: *whispers* What did you do? Peter: No-one got hurt and nobody died Tony: *iron-dad mode activated* WHAT TYPE OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!?!?

[shambelle97]

~ Receiving trust is a greater achievement than being loved. ~

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Tony: Peter is the kindest Mayan person I know!

Peter: *smiles innocently*

Wade: pfft

Peter still smile: *whispering* say something to him and that knife will go back to your spleen

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Tony reading Peters MIT application*

Tony: "I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents"

Harley: What the hell does that mean?

Peter: it can be roughly translated to "I changed a light bulb"

Tony: You have literally helped me build an ironman suit. Why are you writing about changing a lightbulb?

Peter: Wait, I can write about building an ironman suit!?

Tony: ...yes!

Peter: can I write about the webshooters too?

Tony: Obviously!

Peter: and science fair projects?

Tony: Well yeah! That's the whole point!

Peter: ...Mr Stark I have made a terrible mistake and need that paper back before you lose all respect for me

Harley: yeah, too late for that

[mesmerize-the-mayhem]

Steve: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Tony: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Steve.

[psalm40speakstome]

Sooooo many.

And if you think I can’t ship it because it was only like three minutes you are incredibly mistaken.

[sweetfictionalworld]

"We all fly away together, into the forever and beautiful sky"