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slayersins · 4 months
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i wanted him to eat cake on his birthday,sorry asmo….i'm abandoning this work and redo it later differently, but i'm putting on this failed attempt on my blog anyway because..i tried!! at least
Anyways, Asmo in this top…..that’s all that matters 💕
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wanderingmausoleum · 9 months
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jujutsu kaisen season 2 episode 22 spoilers under the cut:
i literally cannot stop thinking about how mahito lunged at pseudo-geto when he realized he was about to kill him, in what looked like a last-ditch effort to stop or kill pseudo-geto with idle transfiguration to save himself…was mahito not thinking, and forgot he was surrounded by people who could kill him either way? or was the idea of being absorbed and used as a tool by geto that much worse to him than the thought of the death by itadori, even though he’d just been crying with fear in his attempt to escape him in the previous episode, to the extent that he was willing to throw away the cursed spirits’ future plans and harm pseudo-geto to save himself??
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cyber444angel · 1 year
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me after having one nice experience : cool but,,, what is that experience gonna do when i’m dead??????
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hiskinndbodyguard · 2 years
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If this is how it’s gonna be hands-wise for the whole series I’m gonna die
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donnieisaprettyboy · 3 months
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“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.
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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
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skipppppy · 15 days
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I think she’d respect his methodology
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noodles-and-tea · 17 days
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:(((
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jerrycummblr · 2 months
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It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.
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wynsvre · 3 months
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hi this is a comic about me please be nice
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awittylemon · 5 months
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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amygdalae · 9 months
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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annabelle--cane · 5 months
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went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"
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froody · 4 months
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“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop
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brawnie · 6 months
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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yujateaandpi · 1 month
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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.
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