#poor fidds

[noodles-and-tea]

:(((

[whatonearthisgoingon]

FiddleStan

Okay, I love FiddleStan so much, because it is NOT supposed to happen at all. There is maybe one or two canon feasible moments of the ship, if you really stretch it. It is a crackship that has no canon moments, and formed from pretty much one reason.

"Fiddle" "Ford." FiddleFord Hardon McGucket was destined by name to be with StandFORD Pines. It was in his name. He knew Ford for nearly a decade (college in the 70s up to '82 portal incident). It was the ultimate "and they were roommates." But no, Ford decided to have a situationship with Trigonometry.

This fandom got back at Ford for Fidds. We made Fidds say "Fuck you Ford, please break up with the maniac, I'm leaving" and he fucked Ford's brother while Ford was stuck in the portal (but he also loves Stan tho and its healthy [as it can be under all circumstances] and cute).

We love vengeance and love for Fidds.

First art by @rudyklownn on Tumblr Last Art by @slightlyartist on Tumblr

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

Still crazy how I found out I'm a gay trans man from fiddauthor (and/or billford) fanart like damn girl why you gotta use my hyperfixation to call me out like that huh???

Ngl I think this is exactly what Alex Hirsh was expecting when he sold his soul to Disney

[fatinhadesigners06]

Ive made it into a videoooo!!!

[hereforthebreadsticks]

“Fidds should’ve been able to cuss bill out” we all say in unison

[iceaxeflynn]

Curse you tumblr for making me cry about this pathetic computer scientist

[starlittirade]

More Fiddleford doodles….. I’m having way too much fun with this generator

[lemons-and-pie]

Trying to figure out how to draw him WHY IS HE SO HARD TO DRAWWWW

I think,,, I got somewhere,,, in the end

I hate him /pos

[stanfordpinesleftnut]

This me

[allieisnothere]

IT WAS THE 80'S DIPPER

The messy ✨drama ✨ that goes on in the shack!

Audio by the amazing circasoleil on tiktok! I had to animate it xD

[turtletoria]

the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

[be-ly]

he's fighting praying for his life

(based on a post I did on bluesky)

[hypertechnica]

i’m going to make fiddauthor art with fidds wearing his wedding ring and you are NOT going to like it

big obligatory banner that says “cheating is bad don’t do it i just like stories with relationship drama”

closeted, internally homophobic gay men who are married with kids has to be the trope i’m weakest to. no person involved is escaping the despair brought on by a relationship built on a well intentioned, desperate lie, born out of a desire to be normal and good

he WANTED to love her so fucking badly. he felt no ill will towards her and he loves their son more than words can say. he thought the attraction, the way she felt about him, would come with time. it didn’t. he doesn’t want to hurt her yet was doomed to from the start, and he’s truly, truly sorry. this does not absolve him of anything whatsoever and she has the full right to never want to speak with him again. he lied! he pretended to feel the same when he never once felt anything but platonic affection! he’s been in love with someone else this whole fucking time! and their kid… he’s caught in the middle of it all, too young to understand why his father would hurt his family like this.

and then he disappears and never comes back. imagine you’re 5 and your dad goes to the middle of the woods with his buddy for science shit, all of the sudden your parents are yelling on the phone and signing papers, and then he goes MIA. for years.

imagine your husbands “buddy” was the one he was thinking of all this time, not you, never you. and the first chance he gets to run away from you, he takes, and you should have been suspicious by the rushed frenzy of it all, the phone calls getting shorter and shorter until it fizzles to nothing. he forgot to get you a christmas gift. he hand-made him two. there has to be something wrong with you, it has to be your fault. you wish you married the man he becomes when he’s in his presence.

he folded when you started questioning him directly - he’d been to neurotic to ever be a good liar. you thought he was the one. he thought you were nice.

by the time the divorce is finalized he’s different in a wrong way. confused, angry, forgetful, insane - if the giant homicidal robot pterodactyl you’ve been harassed by is any indication. (he’s had a bad habit of building homicidal robots when he’s mad since they met -engineer things- but it was never directed at her - thankfully it never actually does anything) he’s clearly abusing drugs - you’d feel bad if he hadn’t abandoned you with the burden of explaining why your son can’t see his father anymore.

it’s a rotten bit of your soul, but time heals you. you move on and no longer think of him. trust in your career. find a man who truly loves you with no motives attached. raise your kid to be a good man. and in a fashion not unlike shakespearean dramatic irony, this makes him move to gravity falls to find and take care of his father. you couldn’t care less what hee doing now, but damn it, it’s his father, what is the kid supposed to do? but its futile- he appears to have no remorse, hell, no memory of the incident in the first place. (this isn’t his fault but how are they supposed to know that?) so he grows bitter and cold just like his mother used to be.

imagine that.

all over a mans inability to do anything but live in denial. to force himself to live in a box and pine like a dying man over the right one at the wrong time, destined to crash and burn. to take denial to a new level- a cult, brain damaging radiation, a total ego death - just to take the edge off. take off that damn wedding ring

[clanofjones]

GRAVITY FALLS BITCHES

Doodles of the gremlin Bord? Ciphord? whichever one. Was not expecting for many to like that one color palette of Bord I did tbh 😅 So here’s more of him being a gremlin

[transsexual-necromutilomaniac]

yeah yeah swap spit with that freaky nerd with the substance abuse metaphor

[arttsuka]

what’s the bad ending to mer-fidd?

Getting cannibalised by Bill probably