#Love fruit though

[monkeyoc]

any tips for a neurodivergent who can’t do vegetables. There is like three vegetables I will eat and often in very special circumstances.

[iunsei]

my orv reading experience

[goated33]

In laws

Bonus:

[gummi-ships]

[screwpinecaprice]

I was trying to eat noodles neatly and for some reason I got sad midway. So I drew them messy eating a biscuit and a strawberry to combat sad noodle blues.

[boxofoxberry]

THE SIBLINGS EVER

[localceilingdevil]

[walk of shame back to post on tumblr for the third time in a row]

these were all requested by @princess--bongwater and i couldn't resist. two bits galore.........

more below the cut per usual

[fbwzoo]

My hibiscus plant finally bloomed after 3 months, so Ed got his first fresh hibiscus flower! 🥰 I think he liked it!

[starflungwaddledee]

Mmm... Does Starstruck Dee like Carambola(also known as Starfruit)?

starstruck has quite a complicated relationship with food in general, and while she is incredibly unfussy with flavours/textures/general-edibility-of-food she typically does not enjoy eating too much of anything.

but i think, if nothing else, she'd absolutely love the novelty of carambola/starfruit!

a star you can (legally) eat!!! what's not to enjoy about that!! stars are perhaps one of the few things she's good at eating!

[stanford-cipher]

Bill and Ford were unintentionally so fucking gay that it's funny. Why were they like this.

[adiradirim]

Spain: Anno 1492, by Charles Reznikoff

[silvertws]

I know I said I would do the fruit trio fanart like, a month ago, BUT I FINALLY FINISHED IT YAY.

I procrastinated a lot ngl T-T

but hey, angst.

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

I think if DiMA would try to eat this, he would just cease to exist. Faraday too.

Chase would be fine. And so would Nick, because he can stomach Vadim’s drinks.

[triptychofvoids]

Doc! Assuming you don't like apples, I got you an orange! Also some raspberries for the doves! [Hands over an orange and a cup of raspberries]

danke! i am rather fond of citrus actually, i appreciate the snack heh and tasty treats for the birds!! you know they will make such a mess of these...

[likesdoodling]

Gossiping about Sigiswald backstage with Rozemyne and Ferdinand!

I love that Rozemyne's thought bubble is an actual quote from the book.

*dying laughing-

Yes. You're definitely playing into his 'evil, evil hands'

*strangled laughter-

And the end scene of this book? (spoilers if you haven't read it, but if you know what this is from then you probably have-)

I loved it so much!

*intense fangirling in my little corner over here-

Especially seeing it from Lutz' pov where Rozemyne is just blushing all over the place?!

*more intense fangirling/manic grinning-

It was just so- so-

Yeah. It was cool. I liked it a lot.

I didn't end up doing the shading on this purely because I just don't have as much time as I used to, and I'm probably gonna be pretty busy for the next week with midterm tests prep- *sigh...

I did want to do the colouring though, since I absolutely love the fact that Ferdinand's outfit matches Rozemyne's hair and that Rozemyne's outfit matches Ferdinand's hair-

*internal screaming-

I love this entire series. It is kind of sad that it's pretty much finished, but that's what fanfiction and fanart is for, amiright?

(glances over at the various au ideas and animatics that I still have in the 'in progress/drafts' pile-)

Anyway. I'm definitely still gonna be doing fanart for this series for a long time. Just so you guys are aware~

:D

(and maybe actually finish the fanfic which I got like 57,000 words in and left un-updated for over a year- *cough - Myne working for Police Superintendent Ferdinand au anyone? Can't believe I started that like, last year- it's been so long... Drawing is... More my forte when it comes to committing to things, but I am planning on finishing it, university got in the way - *cough)

[cheeseplants]

Writer’s Guild Presents: The Ecstasy of Eden: Chapter seven

This fic is complete! Ahhh time for some delightful South Downs Retirement fluff.

After five times they used sex pollen, and we've reached the one time they don't :)

There aren't any CWs for this, it's all lovely adorable consensual sex.

Start here

Final chap here

Excerpt

Crowley's eyes opened to the dazzling sun creeping through the curtains. His fingers grazed soft, fluffy pyjamas, and when he squeezed, the warm, full shape of an angel curled into him. The morning air was soaked with sweat, sleep, and angelic and demonic morning breath, which he immediately fixed with a flick of his wrist. 

Aziraphale’s muscles rippled as he stirred awake and Crowley watched with interest, casting his eyes along each part he’d never had much time to gawk at in their 6,000 year friendship. 

“Morning, Mr Crowley,” he whispered, tightening his hold on Aziraphale’s supple belly, and though he could not see it, he knew the expression on Aziraphale's face. The same one he had become used to seeing every time they took in a new day. A hand groped at Crowley’s thigh, and he caught it in his, interlocking their fingers together.

Crowley planted a delicate kiss on Aziraphale’s cheek and as expected it was taut, pulling at the sides with a wide grin. Crowley’s heart thrummed with such an explosion of gratitude and love, that it was a wonder he didn’t combust with it. 

“Morning, Mr Fell,” Aziraphale said, stretching to face Crowley, his eyes drooped and hazy. 

“I really wish you’d picked a better surname.”

“Well, if you hadn’t - you know - then we might never have done this.”

Crowley laughed at his indignant pout. “Oh, I see.” He gave a mock salute. “My damnation at your service.” Aziraphale’s lip jutted out further, though Crowley could see how hard he was trying not to let the smile take over.

“I mean it, Crowley.” He found Crowley’s hand, and squeezed it. “I’m glad it was you in the garden, just as you are.”

“You’re only saying that so I'll go to the little bakery in the village again.”

“Well, it is Sunday.”

“It's the day of rest,” Crowley protested. 

“Not for the damned.”

“So, that’s why you were so keen for a demon as a husband.”

“Amongst other things.” Aziraphale threaded a hand into Crowley’s hair and kissed him. There was nothing special about this kiss, one in a long line of kisses; for buying groceries, for meeting him at the door, for existing , and that somehow that made it the most special of all.  @goodomensafterdark Thanks to: @adverbian, @voluptatiscausa, @malachitegrey for the High Sex Pollen Event! Phew it's been a ride. I 100% suggest checking out all the other fics here. And to my lovely betas: @fuzzygoblin , and @happynachohologram for beta-ing my last chapter.