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Rock a Little photoshoot ~Nov 1984
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What’s your favourite pastime?
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Identifying the girls standing next to Stevie Nicks in old pictures.
[they are so many and I always get really proud when I‘m getting it right. Like, ‘Uhh I bet that’s Lori‘ and damn right it is. Or like when I was at her concert last year and I‘m like ‘Is that… Sharon Celani. Omg it can’t be‘, I knew her from all the pictures!]
#exciting#fleetwood mac#stevie nicks#sharon celani#marilyn martin#lori perry#robin snyder#mary torry#christy alsbury#etc#e t c
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A modern history of The Luthor family and how they grew in prominence.
Lionel Luthor was born in the Suicide Slums of Metropolis, Delaware. Lionel grew up in a rather abusive household. His father was an alcoholic who used to rant about how the Luthor name meant something in the old country. That the Luthors were 'forces to reconned with'. He would tell of Alexei Luthor, who almost carved out his own country if not for the meddlesome Justice Society of America. Now, his descendants were just scraping by.
These stories actually inspired Lionel as well as contributed to his disgust towards his father. Lionel was always an independent and intelligent boy. If something went wrong in their small apartment, Lionel would fix it rather than rely on the oft-absent super. It got to the point where other tenants would hire Lionel to fix things, albeit payment was usually in the form of food. The young boy realized he had a way to get out of poverty, to be a true Luthor. Unfortunately, that path required resources he didn't have, not without money.
Money that became even more scarce when his brother Jules was born. Lionel, working multiple jobs for barely a penance because of his age, had enough. He started hatching a sinister plan. During the time Jules grew from a baby to a toddler, Lionel managed to develop a relationship with the local gangs. He provided mechanical support while they flipped cars or needed repairs to their getaway vehicles. The young boy then falsified his father's signature and used the money to take out insurance on his parents - his pathetic drunkard father & his passive weak mother.
Using his knowledge, Lionel rigged his father's beat-up old car when the two were supposed to go on an errand. Lionel made it a point to be at the apartment to take care of his brother so that Jules wouldn't be taken along. His plan worked, & he and his brother were sent into foster care.
Unfortunately, Lionel's new foster father was almost as bad as his father. Casey Griggs was a greedy man who tried almost every trick to get to Lionel's ill-gotten inheritance. Lionel was just street-smart enough to avoid them. In addition, he had something he didn't before: allies.
In his new school, Lionel made a close friend named Perry White who often backed up Lionel in his endeavors. In addition, Casey's daughter, Lillian, was far more moral than her father. She used herself as a shield for Jules and a spy for Lionel. Lionel & Lillian were both drawn to each other, two children who were victims of abusive fathers and absent mothers, two children who knew they were meant for more than their circumstances dictated to them.
One day, however, the stalemate between Lionel and Casey came to a head. Perry managed to convince Lionel to watch a football game with him and their mutual friend Alice Spencer. Lionel would later regret letting Perry persuade him for the rest of his life.
While he was enjoying the game with Alice and Perry, Casey was beating his daughter for not agreeing to seduce Lionel to get the account numbers. Lionel returned to sirens: an ambulance was leaving while Casey was forced into the cop car. Lillian was in a coma. Lionel, in both grief and guilt, blamed Perry for convincing him not to go home on time. Perry, while he also felt guilty, was angry at his friend for unfairly blaming him. Thus, their relationship was ruined.
At that point, Lionel was more determined than ever to control his own fate. He allowed himself and his brother to be separated under the condition the brothers be allowed to remain in contact. Lionel then took the necessary steps to become emancipated. He reforged his contacts with the underworld as well as established his own business whilst going to school.
Within a few years of his graduation, Lionel managed to create LuthorCorp. By that time, Lillian had already come out of her coma. The two sweethearts had a very short engagement. Lillian would continue to suffer from health problems, but it didn't stop her from having their children.
During his time in school, Lionel had become fascinated by history, particularly by great generals and rulers. He felt a strong kinship to the Romans and used a great number of their philosophies in business. Lionel soon became known as a sinister and clever up-start. He managed to one-up long-established business dynasties with his cunning and brutality. Lillian herself used her social abilities to blend in with the uppity elite of Metropolis & often advised her husband when dealing with others.
Lionel, while determined not to emulate his pathetic father, was rather harsh on his children. He set high standards, not only for himself but for them. Lillian was the only one who could convince him to soften his approach.
The bond between Lionel and Lillian was unshakeable. Nothing was more evident when Lionel finally took revenge on Perry.
At that time, Perry was a war correspondent for the Daily Star (the Daily Planet's former name). The place where he was last seen was decimated by bombs. It was reported that he was killed. Lionel, however, knew his former friend had already left that area. He used that opportunity to approach Perry's wife, Alice. Using their shared history and Alice's old crush on him, Lionel 'comforted' the widow.
Unfortunately, Alice became pregnant. Lionel felt extreme guilt to both the child and his wife. Lillian forgave him, knowing he merely used the sex as a weapon & that his heart purely belonged to her. Perry, on the other hand, was furious. The young reporter demanded that Lionel stay away from his family, or he'd expose Lionel's past. Lionel, feeling guilty, agreed on the condition he was allowed to set up a fund that would belong to the child in the event of Lionel's death.
Jerome Peregrine White was born to a family that loved him, & a parent that longingly watched from a distance.
#my work#story ideas#superman#lex luthor#conner kent#lionel luthor#lena luthor#lillian luthor#alexander luthor#lori luthor#smallville#dc comics#superman comics#justice league#jerry white#perry white#alice white#suicide slums#please writers#please write this#ao3fic#ao3#archive of our own#clex#story prompt
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Glimpses of Starmania IV
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Starmania 20-year anniversary concert finale: A bunch of Starmania veterans sing "Le monde est stone"
#video#audio#isabelle boulay#réjane perry#sabrina lory#wenta#renaud hantson#Youtube#fabienne thibeault
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Tony Levin's list of credits remains vast and one continues to be surprised at all the names he worked with. Look, he also collaborated with Stevie Nicks so I can jokingly claim he basically connected the scenes of a certain period, but I digress in my usual manner. To go back to the topic – the album of Nicks he played on was basically her follow-up to Tango In The Night by the group she was in, Fleetwood Mac, which means we cannot be surprised no expense was spared. Still, this doesn't suggest the platter suck, no, what I try to say is she's done much better stuf before and after, because this one is solid, but no cigar. Of course, she already reached that phase of her career, where she was on her way towards becoming another elder stateswoman of rock, which means you know what.
#Youtube#stevie nicks#the other side of the mirror#long way to go#rick nowels#jamie west-oram#tony levin#jerry marotta#sharon celani#lori perry-nicks#charles judge#rupert hine#80's music#rock
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Random spoilerific reasons to read Star Trek novels, with little to no context:
Ro/Quark is a thing
A Jem'Hadar joins DS9, tries to fit in but eventually snaps and tries to kill everybody
You learn the origins and final fate of the Borg
A thinly-veiled Dr. House clone joins the Voyager crew
Geordi briefly has 2 girlfriends at once (due to different writers not co-ordinating enough, but still)
There's a TOS book that's a musical
There are YA stories about Jake and Nog making mischief on DS9
YA stories about Worf, Geordi, Picard, Beverly, Kirk, Spock and McCoy at SFA
YA series about the Kelvinverse gang (including Gaila!) as cadets, taking on a drug problem at SFA and a very unique Borg scout in San Francisco
We very briefly meet the people who are to Q what the Q are to humanity
Janeway/Chakotay is a thing
Kirk's first mission in command of the Enterprise! Erm, at least twice.
Kirk was married between TOS and TMP
Her name was Lori
In the future, you have yearly marriage contracts that you either update or you don't and I think that's amazing
Trip didn't die! He faked his death to join Section 31 and go undercover as a Romulan
It's not great, tbh
The ENT books get better after the Romulan wars though, it's proper founding of the Federation stuff
We meet Jack Crusher (erm, the OG) when 4 timelines start overlapping and he's a bit unhinged
Teenage Kirk stole a car and his choice was go to jail or join Starfleet
What happened when Voyager got home? Seven broke up with Chakotay like 30 pages in
Kirk gets cloned, and his clone becomes the sub of an evil invincible super genius and its all very gay
George Kirk was Robert April's first officer on the first ever mission of the unnamed starship with the Naval Construction Contract 1701
Robert is a hard-core pacifist and has to turn command over to George whenever it's time to fire weapons
Data becomes fully human for a couple of days and it's really sweet
They never say "wristwatch" or "phone", it's always "wrist chrono" or "personal comm"
There are gays but they don't say that word because it's the 1990's and Rick Berman runs the franchise
Spock has a son in the past with Zarabeth
Everyone in the post-Nemesis era does spy missions all the time non stop, as if Starfleet has abandoned exploring the cosmos for doing Space Mission: Impossible
Bashir does it better than anyone else, he takes on Section 31 from the inside
Remember Control? It's from the novels, except the novels do it SO MUCH BETTER.
Remember how we never found out who Future Guy was? We do.
It's very underwhelming, nobody we know
We find out how the Romulans and Vulcans split
Surak was a Vulcan internet blogger
A Borg Cube eats Pluto
Janeway dies
Janeway gets better
At least one TOS book features a wizard
There's a Star Trek TOS/Here Come the Brides crossover novel
It had cameos from The Doctor (as in, Who), Han Solo, Starbuck and others
Whole book series about Section 31
Whole book series about the Department of Temporal Investigations
One time they do the Bill and Ted thing to escape confinement and it works
Wanna know how Riker and Troi met?
Wanna know what Picard got up to on the Stargazer?
Andorians have 4 sexes and it's very complicated
Data comes back from the dead as Data 2.0, and it was fresh and exciting because it happened long before ST: Picard did it twice.
Lal comes back too and we get father/daughter android stuff! They have a home and everything but keep having to save the universe
One time Mirror Seven is led around on a leash naked on Terok Nor
Geordi becomes captain of the USS Challenger, decides it's not for him because plot, and goes back to engineering on the Enterprise
Kirk is shot on the bridge and dies
Kirk gets better
They watch 3D holos of old Doctor Who episodes in the Enterprise rec room
The Enterprise also has an AI named Moira, which was Zora long before Zora
The TOS crew get together for one last mission. About three times.
There's a Perry Mason book except it's about Kirk's lawyer from that TOS episode
Data 2.0 owns and runs a massive gambling empire on Orion
Spock keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
Scotty keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
Bones keeps randomly showing up everywhere in the TNG era
You're on Tumblr so you already know about Killing Time
There's a guy named McKenzie Calhoun and he's a total badass and captains a ship of weirdos and misfits
Kirk comes back from the dead, saves the galaxy repeatedly, has an intersex child (who identifies as male) with a Romulan/Klingon hybrid
Kirk beats up Worf
Kirk's child has superpowers
Kirk's child saves the galaxy at age 6
The Kirk stuff is 100% ignored in the other novels
About 50% of the novels are ignored in the other 50%, and the ones that are meant to be in direct continuity with each other aren't always quite
Just like the TV shows and movies, then
Lwaxana Troi meets Q, and it goes as well as you'd expect
Someone tells Data, yes you idiot you had emotions all along and he's like, oh shit you're right
McCoy is left in command of the Enterprise as a joke by Kirk, who is then immediately kidnapped
Ro Laren is captain of Deep Space Nine
Picard/Beverly is a thing, they get married and have a child named Rene. No running away and raising your kid in secret here
Riker and Troi are married, serve on the Titan together with a bunch of adorable weirdos and have a daughter named Tasha
You get to watch all the 24th century characters die horribly in the end along with their entire universe. Holy fuck it's a bleak horror show. Personally, I love it. But if that's not your cup of tea I'd skip the Coda trilogy
#star trek#star trek novels#star trek novelverse#star trek books#kirk#spock#picard#riker#troi#star trek tos#star trek tng#ds9#Voyager#enterprise#add your own
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Superfam Members
Since there seem to have been some confusion as to which characters are included in the Superfamily as far as this week is concerned, we decided to clear things up a bit. So here is a list including all the characters for which we will accept submissions for (note: this means that your fanwork has to include at least one of those characters. You can also include whatever other characters you want, as long as one of the following characters is the central focus):
Clark Kent
Lois Lane
Ma and Pa Kent
Jimmy Olsen
Kara Zor-El
Kon El/Conner Kent
Mae Kent/Matrix
Linda Danvers
Karen Starr/Paige Stetler
Superpets (krypto, streaky, etc)
Natasha Irons
John Henry Irons
Lana Lang
Jon Kent
Chris Kent
Otho Ra
Osul Ra
Cir El
Mon El
Jor El and Lara Lor-Van
Other canon Earth versons of Superman/Supergirl/etc (see: Calvin Ellis, Val Zod, etc)
Other characters such as Lucy Lane or Perry White, as well as other superfam love interests (Lori Lemaris, Jay Nakamura, Brainiac 5, etc) and reformed villains (Lex Luthor, Bizzaro, Silver Banshee, etc) are considered a supporting cast, and thus submissions about them will only be reblogged if they include one of the characters from the above list as well.
#jon kent#natasha irons#john henry irons#clark kent#conner kent#kara zor el#kon el#lois lane#steel#lana lang#karen starr#chris kent#superwoman#supergirl#superman#Superfam#otho ra#osul ra#cir el#jor el#lara lor van#linda danvers#mae kent#Matrix#jimmy olsen#paige stetler
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⭑ 1980’s names!
name master list ☀️ this list consists of (fem) names that were majorly popular during the 1980s. i will most likely be making a similar post to this eventually including sur names, if you have any suggestions you think would fit well in this list please lmk!
feminine
A ; amanda, ashley, amber, amy, angela, april, alicia, allison, alexandra, alexis, alyssa, anne, annie, angelica, angel, angeline, ana, audrey, aubrey, autumn
B ; brittany, britney, brittney, britanny, brandy, brandi, bianca, brooke, beth, brenda, barbara, bridget, bonnie, bonnabel
C ; christina, cristina, crystina, cristinna, christine, courtney, crystal, cindy, cyndi, cassandra, chelsea, catherine, cynthia, carrie, caitlin, caitlyn, cait, casey, candace, christy, colleen, carolyn, caroline, cassie, carla, claudia
D ; diana, dana, dawn, desiree, divine, destini, destiny, deanna, dominique, deborah, danielle, debbie
E ; elizabeth, emily, erin, eren, erika, erica, ebony, evangeline, elsie
F ; fallon, felicia, fern, francine, franchesca, faye, farrah, felicity, fiona, fiora, flora, freya, frey, frida, fatima, florence, frances
G ; gemma, gwen, gwenny, gabrielle, gabriella, gen, genevieve, genette, genesis, gem, georgina, giana, ginny, giselle, gina
H ; hannah, hazel, harriet, heather, hallie, hayley, hailey, holly, hope
I ; isley, ivy, imogen, isla
J ; jess, jessica, jessy, jessie, jessyca, jen, jenny, jenni, jennifer, jacqueline, jackie, jill, joanna, jaclyn, jaime, jamie, jordan, jordy, jordyn, jass, jas, jasmine, jasmin, jazz, jazzmin, jazzmine, jenna, jade, jayde
K ; krystal, kim, kym, kimberly, kymberly, katherine, kathryn, kathy, kat, katheryne, krystina, krys, kryssie, krissie, kristen, krysten, kristyn, katie, kate, kaitlyn, kaitlin, kathleen, katrina, kelsey, kara, kendra, kelly, kelli, kari, kourtney
L ; lydia, lindsey, lindsay, laura, lauren, loren, lauryn, latoya, leslie, les, lesley, leah, linda, lynda, laury, laurie, laurey, lori, latasha, liv, leigh-anne, lacey, lacy, laci
M ; maria, mariah, moriah, melissa, melyssa, michelle, michele, mychelle, mary, marie, monica, monyca, megan, meghan, megyn, megin, melanie, misty, margaret, molly, morgan, monique, miranda, melinda, marissa, meredith, merida, meagan, mallory
N ; nicole, nichole, nycole, nicol, natalie, natalia, nat, natasha, nancy, nina
O ; octavia, odette, odessa, olivia
P ; perrie, priscilla, patricia, pamela, payton, paige, paisley
Q ; quinn, quinnie, quinni, quincy, queenie, quen
R ; rachel, rachael, rachyl, rebecca, rebecka, rebekah, renee, reneé, regina
S ; sara, sarah, steph, stef, stefanie, stephanie, stefani, stephani, samantha, sam, shannon, sharon, stacey, stacie, staci, stacy, susan, susanne, susanna, sandra, sabrina, sheena, shauna
T ; trina, tiff, tiffany, tifany, tifaney, tiffaney, tiffani, tara, tracey, tracy, traci, tina, teresa, theresa, tara, tonya, tamara, tabitha, tasha, tammy, tamika, taylor
U ; unqiue
V ; vera, veronica, vanessa, victoria, vic, vickey, valerie, val
W ; willow, whitney, whit
X ; xandra
Y ; yasmine, yessica, yazzmin, yazzmine, yasmin
Z ; zara, zarley, zarlee, zarli, zarhlee. zoey, zoe
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Which of her friends (the ones we know of) has known her for the longest time? Mary? Lori? Someone else?
Lori! They first met in the early 70's, here's Lori's story on how they met:
When I was living in Dallas, my (future) husband, Gordon Perry, was working with a producer in Los Angeles, Keith Olsen. Keith was producing a new act he had found called, “Buckingham Nicks.” During the making of their first record, I met Stevie, briefly, in the studio. Over the years, we kept in touch with Stevie, after she joined Fleetwood Mac, when we went to LA, or when the band came to Dallas on tour. One night, after a show in Dallas, Stevie came to Gordon’s studio, “Goodnight Dallas,” to record some demos. She recorded two songs: “Sara” and “Beauty and the Beast.”
Stevie found out that I sang, and suggested I try to put some background parts on the songs. I was so flattered, but a bit reticent to do so.... I really didn’t feel that I had the talent to sing on a “Stevie Nicks” song. Finally, after much urging by Gordon, and the promise that my best friend, Carolyn Brooks, would sing with me, we went into the studio and added background vocals and had a musician put keyboards on the demo “Beauty and the Beast”. When Stevie heard the demo, she called me and told me right then that when she started her solo record, she wanted me to be one of her back-up singers, along with Sharon Celani.
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90's Superman fancast
Inspired by my 90's Justice League fancast!
Notice. Because of the 30 picture limit, will not be able to do them all the pics for the fancasts.
Brendan Fraser as Superman/Clark Kent
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Courtney Cox as Lois Lane
Sarah Michelle Gellar as Supergirl/Linda Danvers
Omri Katz as Superboy/Connor Kent
Will Smith as Steel/John Henry Irons
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Robert Foster as Jonathan Kent
Madeline Kahn as Martha Kent
Keri Russell as Lana Lang
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Seth Green as Pete Ross
Liam Neeson as Jor-El
Sigourney Weaver as Lara Lor-Van
Jamie Kennedy as Jimmy Olsen
George C. Scott as Perry White
Pamela Anderson as Cat Grant
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Patrick Warburton as Steve Lombard
Martin Lawrence as Ron Troupe
R. Lee Ermey as General Sam Lane
Michael Biehn as Dan Turpin
Nicole Kidman as Maggie Sawyer
Danny Glover as William Henderson
Christopher Lloyd as Professor Emil Hamilton
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Billy Zane as Lex Luthor
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Gary Oldman as General Zod
Linda Hamilton as Ursa
Kevin Nash as Non
Famke Janssen as Mercy Graves
Leonard Nimoy as Brainiac
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James Earl Jones as Darkseid
Kane Hodder as Doomsday
Macho Man Randy Savage as Lobo
Gilbert Gottfried as Mr Mxyzptlk
Bill Murray as Toyman/Winslow Schott
Robert Patrick as Metallo/John Corbin
Brad Dourif as Parasite/Rudy Jones
Lori Petty as Livewire/Leslie Willis
Kelsey Grammer as Ultra Humanite
Ving Rhames as Mongul
Christian Bale as Manchester Black
Carl Weathers as Bloodsport/Robert DuBois
#DC#Fancasts#Superman#Clark Kent#Lois Lane#Clois#Jimmy Olsen#Lex Luthor#Supergirl#Superboy#Linda Danvers#Kon El#John Henry Irons#Darkseid#Brainiac#Lobo#Doomsday#General Zod#Mr Mxyzptlk#Toyman#Metallo#Parasite#Livewire#Ultra Humanite#Mongul#Manchester Black#Bloodsport#Perry White#Jonathan Kent#Martha Kent
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Silver Age Superman Family
Source: Superman #211 (1969), art by Curt Swan
Oh boy, to name these guys, right to left:
Krypto, Streaky, Comet, Mr. Mxyzptlk, the Legion of Super-Heroes (uh. lightning lad...? Brainiac-5...?), Martha and Jonathan Kent, Jimmy Olsen, Lucy Lane, Perry White, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Superman, Super-Girl, uh, science guy, Bizarro #1, Lara-El, Jor-El, Beppo the Super-Monkey, Lori Lemaris
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I've already kind of touched on this on my acc, but I need to know what eprocto hcs and ideas u have about Sup3rm4n-
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💨: Clark definitely is regular, all the way. 15 farts a day, unless he’s constipated somehow, otherwise it’s a little more. The quantity is normal, however the volume is not. They’re always pretty substantial, like a horse’s releases, even the scentless, noiseless ones. That’s why Clark is hyperaware of his posture and appearance when he has to let one fly, not wanting to have a clear visual pooting pose. And on the smellier days, he tends to crack a window at the Daily Planet, and wait for some jackass (see Steve Lombard) who eats kimchi or tuna salad or something ridiculously and inappropriately fragrant at their desk before he releases in measured amounts. When he’s home alone (or even if Lois is around, albeit with a lot of coaxing), anything goes…albeit with the TV on max volume so the neighbors on both sides can’t hear.
😳: Embarrassed by farting out of ten? Eleven. Clark has extremely good control due to his super concentration abilities, so slips are rare enough to be mortifying. He’s definitely wont to blush, freeze in place, cover his face, look down in shame, apologize profusely, and add in “Excuse me” even more. He’s incapable of truly pretending it wasn’t him or throwing the blame elsewhere. Hell, if someone else got blamed, he automatically claims it, not wanting someone else to suffer his shame.
His most embarrassing moment was based more on overreacting than the fart itself. He was helping Jimmy move his new desktop into a cubicle, when mid lift he let out a *PPPPBBbbBBBbBBBBllLLLloOOOOooORRrrPPPppPPTTTt*in front of the ENTIRE Daily Planet staff, including Perry, whose door was open. He froze, gingerly took the desktop from Jimmy and set it down, no longer worried about a display of his super strength. He apologized to everyone, especially Cat, who was in the direct line of fire, and clocked out at lunch.
When Lois got back from work later that day (this is after their marriage), she had to gently break the news to the poor mortified man that, due to the noise, smell, and his absence…everyone else thought he shat his pants and was planning to rally around him and give him a chocolate cake with the words “Shit happens” written in frosting (a brilliant idea from Jimmy and a surprisingly well intentioned Steve). Did Clark swallow his pride and attend the sad excuse for an office party? Yes. Does he still cringe into a little ball looking back? Absolutely. (Does Lois smile when she thinks back on how Cat stopped being flirty with Clark post-Superfart Crisis? Definitely.)
❤️: I(’m going to go with Lois for this one) The closest thing on Clark’s list of embarrassing moments to the “Shit happens” incident was his first fart in front of Lois. It was when they reached the point in their dating that they visited each other’s places more, a point he’d never reached before, what with Lana being a high school girlfriend and Lori living in the ocean. His general post date routine was get home, take a Gas X, then lie down and let nature take its course (hell, in the early days, Martha gave him the Gas X and a hot water bottle).
But with Lois being around more (especially post sex), this was getting tricky. And he was terrified. She barely liked him at one point, and was afraid her finding out about his occasional gas problems from “white kryptonite” (dairy) would sour things for good.
But Lois went out of her way to make him risotto, he couldn’t resist it (especially considering Lois in the kitchen becoming a canon event was not on his bingo card).
That night, Clark laid up awake and vigilant against any accidents…until around four am, he, Lois, and his next door neighbors woke up to a loud *BrrrrtBBBBBBBRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!* Again, Clark froze and pretended to be asleep, until, to his shock, Lois rolled over and started rubbing his stomach, saying, “Don’t go so red, Kent. Nice to know I’m not going to be the gassy Earth human to some sort of streamlined digestive system. Not that it doesn’t stink to high heaven, but I’ve been hit with worse.” Still blushing, Clark groaned and hid his face as Lois laughed. “Seriously, no need to be shy,” she said. “If you need proof I love you for you and not your powers, here it is.”
“I love you, too,” Clark managed, his heart swelling. “‘M still embarrassed. Is it too late to say ‘Excuse me’?”
“How about this,” she said. “I’m good at massaging stomachs after dealing with my own period cramps. How about I massage that bad gas out of you and we say you’re excused for the night?”
“But it’s gonna be gross,” Clark says with a nervous look.
“I’ve done the crime beat and the lonely hearts’ column,” Lois said. “I have a strong stomach.”
Clark ended up giving in after some more gentle coaxing, and learns that not only can Lois handle him at his grossest, but that he definitely likes being little spoon.
🤢: Clark feels extremely neutral about other people’s gas. His super senses do indeed means he notices every fart in his vicinity, and he’s learned to ignore it like every other sound or smell that doesn’t indicate danger. If he went around being grossed out by all the bad smells on Earth, he wouldn’t be able to function. However he can certainly tell what you ate, and will occasionally chastise Jimmy, Barry, or Lois for having something they shouldn’t have eaten, considering he always feels concerned for people’s health.
🦸♂️: Clark isn’t totally sure his Kryptonian heritage is responsible for his gassiness on Earth, but he suspects it does. A quick look back through his memory does suggest Kryptonian children are born powerfully gassy (it’s in fact a point of bragging rights among Krypton’s fathers if their baby can shake the house), but it settles down in their fifth or sixth year of life. But this must be based on Krypton’s red sun or higher gravitational pull somehow because his stomach only settled to the point where his gas isn’t literally explosive, setting off the Richter scale or toxic. Otherwise it’s still voluminous and packs a punch to the olfactory bulb of everyone around him if he eats something that disagrees with him.
On missions with non-flying heroes, if gas happens to strike, Supes suddenly needs to take to the skies, literally flying over the tallest buildings and passing gas to his heart’s content while doing reconnaissance. Hell, he uses this strategy in his daily life as well, hence the scarcity of embarrassing moments.
I hope you enjoyed this! It was so much fun to write.
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Song That'd Be On Snape's Playlists:
"In Noctem" (Harry Potter).
"Blind Pig" (Fantastic Beasts).
"Heaven" (Fantastic Beasts).
"Cauldron Full Of Hot, Strong Love" (Celestina Warbeck).
"Pink Moon" (Nick Drake).
"The River Man" (Nick Drake).
"Things Behind The Sun" (Nick Drake).
"Harvest Breed" (Nick Drake).
"Northern Sky" (Nick Drake).
"Tow The Line" (Nick Drake).
"Black Eyed Dog" (Nick Drake).
"Hanging On A Star" (Nick Drake).
"In A Broken Dream" (Python Lee Jackson).
"Paint It Black" (Rolling Stones).
"Love On The Rocks" (Neil Diamond).
"Perfect Day" (Lou Reed).
"Hallejuah" (Leonard Cohen).
"Conditions Of The Heart" (Prince).
"Is It Scary" (Michael Jackson).
"Suspiria" Theme (Suspiria 1977).
"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" (Roger Daltrey).
"Magic Works" (The Weird Sisters).
"Up Against The Wind" (Lori Perry).
"Nothing Else Matters" (Metallica).
"Just Let The Sun" (Skunk Anansie).
"If I Apologized" (Mirrormask).
"Thurseday's Child" (David Bowie).
"On The Moon" (Peter Cincotti).
#i got bored#severus snape#snape#harry potter films#snape was a nick drake fan growing up#i wil die on this headcanon
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Starmania 1988 - 1991
This version of the show, darker than the previous ones, is considered by Michel Berger as the true second version (and the true update) of his Starmania
Presented first at the Paris theater then at the Marigny theater over a period of four years, it is the first attempt at a major return of the show in France
DISTRIBUTION :
Norman Groulx / Renaud Hantson : Johnny Rockfort
Martine St-Clair / Nathalie Lermitte : Cristal
Maurane / Réjane Perry : Marie-Jeanne
Richard Groulx / Michel Pascal : Zéro Janvier
Sabrina Lory : Stella Spotlight
Renaud Hantson / Solal : Ziggy
Wenta / Bruna Giraldi : Sadia
Luc Laffite / Jean-Jacques Fauthoux : Roger-Roger
Full Album :
The French public will welcome with pleasure this bringing up to date from the end of the 80s, which does not seek to forget the original casting
ESPECIALLY the untouchable Daniel Balavoine, who died in 1986 from a tragic helicopter accident
The fabulous success of the show gave rise to a tour throughout France, Belgium, Switzerland, the United Kingdom, Spain and five performances in the USSR, apparently a real triumph !
Video archives :
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Liners :
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FINALLY !!
the show was filmed in its entirety ...
A recording which has only one fault, the absence of Maurane The star of the show, having left the troupe after eight months of performances, due to terrible burn-out
The Full Show (with english subs) :
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С русскими субтитрами :
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한국어 자막과 함께 :
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中国粉丝制作 :
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ANECDOTES :
Réjane Perry, Maurane's liner and then replacement, is not unknown to fans of French musicals ! She is the very first nurse in Romeo and Juliet 2001
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The Princess Lady Diana attending a whirlwind performance by the troupe during a visit to the Elysée :
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Ziggy evolves in this version, is now no longer a rock dancer ( which didn't really make sense in previous versions)
he became a rock drummer 🥁
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The role had such an impact on Maurane that she wrote a magnificent song about her character :
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For more Starmania or to discover other French musicals I invite you to follow the path of my main masterlist to learn more about French musicals and their stories :
#starmania#Starmania#Стармания#starmania 88#chinese#russian#maurane#french song#starmania version rouge#starmania red version#korean#french musicals
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