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Question for Henry, when the springlocks fail, do other oarts of the sistem fail aswell? Like the music box?
Well in the springlock suits, the springlocks are incredibly sensitive! Which means small triggers can set them off. Um- don't be alarmed though! Bumping into a table won't trigger them, however say falling in the suit would. There is a small music box in all of the suits! And yes, long story short the music box would be crushed in the incident. Luckily this has never happened before and we take safety very safely here! -Henry Emily
#fnaf#ask#ask blog#Henry emily#ASk henry emily#Longer than i meant but whatever#"We take saftey very seriously!:#Girlypop 7 kids have died. One being your own.#“This has never happened before though-”#“Max” cassidy charlie and konnie on their way to get springlock suits removed:🕺🕺🕺
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because leah looks closer to book annabeth than alexandria daddario
because book annabeth has a deep tan
because mixed families exist
because you don’t have to be biologically related to someone to be their cousin
because annabeth is never explicitly called white
because melanesian people exist
because there’s this one scene in tbol where percy is obsessing over how good annabeths curls look and it would be sooo cute if leah wore her natural hair in that season
BECAUSE LEAH IS A DAMN GOOD ACTRESS AND I WOULDNT WANT ANYONE ELSE PLAYING ANNABETH
#it is true that i picture a tan white girl when i think of annabeth but that’s for two reasons#1 ive grown so invested in the actors that they are disconnected from the characters in my mind#and 2 i as a neurodivergent girl have an EXTREMELY DEEP connection to the books a connection that i think some neurotypical ppl cant imagin#that being said I LOVE LEAH AS ANNABETH SHE EMBODIES EVERYTHING ABOUT ANNABETHS CHARACYER AND PLAYS HER SO WELL#ANNABETH WOULD LOVE LEAH SHE QOULD LOVE HER AND BE SO GLAD LEAH IS OLAYING HER#and i say this as a white girl who sees herself in annabeth and has a deep connection to her#i am so glad black and poc girls can see themselves in show annabeth that they can look on screen and see a girl like them who is amazing#i see myself in annabeths adhd and her academic success now poc girls can see themselves in her for a different reason#also neurodivergent poc and black girls exist and this might just be me but they’re very underrepresented#my ONLY qualms with the pjo cast is that (to my knowledge) they are not adhd or dyslexic#also it lowkey makes sense if magnus’ mom was adopted or smtg bc chase is not a very norse surname but whatever#these tags got longer than i meant them to be sorry y’all#pjo#leah sava jeffries#leahbeth#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson disney+#pjo hoo toa#leah jeffries#pjo disney+#pjo books#annabeth chase#leahbeth for life#pjo annabeth#annabeth pjo#magnus chase#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#mcga#riordanverse
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tbh I’ll always be a little salty about the fact that there’s like 10 flagged and obvious parallels that frame Birdie as being a more sympathetic version of Liliana. and yet
#oh woman who left child to try and neutralize a danger the child faced#ended up staying away much longer than perhaps intended and fell in with a faction focusing on ruidus?#birdie took ollie with her left fearne with someone who could protect her specifically#never meant to leave her for over 100 years (that’s on nana) and works with the verity and sabotages the unseelie court (works with ludinus#meanwhile#liliana left husband and child (unprotected) intentionally stayed away for so long LEFT the verity to join ludinus willingly#even birdie's time spent with zathuda in cultish activity is framed more sympathetically#AND YET#cr tag#i was thinking about this like a week ago and couldn't word the post properly so whatever this was the bottom line anyway
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H2Whoa is my fav Splat3 band now <3
#my art#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatbands#h2whoa#this took longer than I meant it to#might've put off a lab report for this uhhhhhhh#I should go do that now...#really like whatever's going on with the coral I aspire to dress like that
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thought i was just going to do a brief expansion on my thoughts from the other night since im still stuck at work today and instead am in the process of 6+ page essay, so i guess i had more to say than i’d thought
#N posts stuff#my mom says i write like a freak bc i put two lines of text inside the one printed line on the page#but idk what to tell you i just work better that way. otherwise there’s too much negative space or the letters are Too Big#so admittedly i’m not sure how many ‘normal person’ pages i’m on at this point but whatever#i’ve barely broken into talking about s3 so. lot longer than i meant to go i think lol#gonna get uploaded onto my neocities when it’s finished though it’s 100% too long to be a tumblr post#edit: rounding off at 10 pages…… oops!! but hopefully i’ll try to get it uploaded by tonight if anyone is looking forward to it
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stalking peoples blogs is soooo entertaining
#reading two posts from two different ppls blogs that seem vaguely connected and scratching my chin#seeing a targeted post and knowing damn well its about a person i know#and then im pretty sure there was one about me but whatever#its funny how not vague this one person talks about the other person#‘hyperfixation lasted longer than the relationship’ well i think i know who youre talking about!!#if i could rant to someone about the lore this fuckass friend group has with each other i absolutely would#im fucking giggling at the discoveries im finding rn#i should give them vague names uhhhhhhhhhhh#ok person a and person c#person c talked about how she vagueposts about another person on her discord status and stuff#and then person a posted a few days earlier about someone who changes their disc profile stuff whenever person a posts#but THEN LATER a few days later person a replies to an ask person c made so ?????#i have no idea if theyre on good terms or bad terms#but i think person c fucking HATES person a#person a has their following public AND SHE ISNT FOLLOWING PERSON C OOOOOOOH#stalking person c’s alt account rn#bro feels like shes back to one friend…… hmmmmmm……#something just happened…. /ref#snapcube dub reference teehee anyways#shit went DOWN when i was gone wtf#interesting that on person c’s account they have the five post milestone thingy but theres only one post below that….. hmmmmmmmm…..#who the fuck is sylan#answer me person a#thinking it meant something in welsh since person a speaks welsh but it ended up meaning stare which. i dont think means anything but idk#maybe person c is sylan but idk???????#six minutes ago damn that post is fresh#im screenshotting that#ooooh are person c and this other person (i’ll call him person d) on good terms???#mmmmm person a and person d are on at least ok terms#person a started following him again and still is
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"I will be able to make so much progress on the comic today!!" >makes no progress on the comic
#ramblings#goretober took me way longer than i meant it to now im tireeddddd i dont wanna do shit#i feel like i need something to get comfy but i dont know What i wish i had like a little mood stats display or whatever like the sims#so i could see wtf i need to be able to fucking focus#i dont feel productive at all and its 9:50 i probs should just call it a night but ahh AHHH ill push through and finish page 3 so i can#at least hit Some milestone on the project
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trick or treat :)
HC: gotham is basically night vale but metropolitan. actually, it's even weirder than night vale -- the entire city is thoroughly haunted, for one. it's not known exactly what percentage of those who walk the streets at night (or in broad daylight) are non-corporeal entities, but every gothamite has at least one ghost encounter story, bare minimum.
the ghosts are as varied as the residents themselves -- some look the same as they did in the moment of their death while some can pass as living humans and are even solid to the touch, some can possess the living, some are residual hauntings stuck in a loop, etc.
the city also seems to be partially sentient -- or the architecture, at least. the gargoyles are frequently found in positions that are unmistakably different than the ones they were in yesterday. and not everyone knows this, but if you engage them in conversation, they'll whisper city secrets into your ear. the buildings shift and morph, moving streets and changing their shapes and interior designs randomly.
this can be beneficial to residents, but it's unpredictable -- the city might suddenly grow a fully-furnished hideout in part of an abandoned building that aids a costumed crook in hiding from their pursuer, but it would just as soon form an opening in an alley wall that subsumes the villain when they enter.
time is also wonky; it's distinctly non-linear and different periods bleed into each other, whether that be in the form of cultural anachronisms or entire human beings temporarily (or permanently!) shifting twenty years into the future. some theorize that gotham has multiple timelines running concurrently; since that would be one explanation as to why gothamites so often disagree on when, how, and even if certain events occurred.
there are other entities, of course; hundreds of them. the liquid shadows that manifest from the dark corners of alleys, healing broken bones and ruptured organs, saving people from dying like dogs in the street. seemingly non-sentient but still unnatural artifacts like books that seem to impart knowledge far beyond what their pages could reasonably contain -- books that no librarian ever seems to know the exact origins of. people who try to catalogue the anomalies tend to disappear under dubious circumstances -- so few are inclined to try, at this point. it's just an accepted part of life.
#sorry this is fucking CRINGE i'm not used to writing anything horror adjacent 🫡#and i wrote it in like 10-15 mins#but whatever. i'm enamored with the idea of gotham as an Uncanny place#especially as an explanation for meta things!!! like continuity errors#and characters knowing / having skill sets they reasonably shouldn't have lol#channeling tma and wtnv vibes 🫡🫡🫡#edit: this turned out longer than i meant it to be HDHFKFFN
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it really means the world to me that little 12 year old daigo mentions that kiryu used to hang out with him a lot, meaning a teenage kiryu (and likely a teenage nishiki as well) basically babysat an even younger daigo on the reg for some amount of time. i wonder what shenanigans they got up to
#if im remembering correctly i think they said something about going to the arcade but yeah other than that#they’re so… different. I feel like kiryu would try to teach him a sport and daigo would fucking hate it#unless he could manage to change the rules around so that he can hit nishiki with the ball a bunch of times#and I mean it’s not like kiryu would be helping him with schoolwork#like let’s be real here#all jokes aside I imagine it really meant a lot to daigo to have someone treat him like a normal kid and encourage doing#stupid normal kid things instead of whatever his other caretakers had him doing#kiryu (especially at that point) is just a big child at heart in his own way- probably more than daigo was ever really allowed to be-#so it’d be a nice oasis from the cold strict monotony of daigo’s typical life.#that and kiryu (and probably even more so nishiki) is actually somewhat physically affectionate unlike probably anyone else in daigo’s life#and isn’t afraid to like. ruffle his hair or pat him a little too hard on the back or what have you#man those two have known each other basically their entire lives huh???#like damn it’s just now really hitting me that they’ve known each other like. at least 35-40 years?#could be longer depending on if kazama introduced them prior to kiryu becoming a yakuza and all that#kiryu’s just sort of been. always there in daigo’s life. that’s sorta wild#anyway time for me to stop talking#rambling#daigo#kiryu
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I'm fatigued, my back hurts, I accidentally spent like 3 hours sat downstairs in a chair that made our back feel worse because our executive dysfunction prevented me getting up and going back upstairs even though I only went down there to get one thing, and now I really need to lay down but if I accidentally fall asleep again I feel like I'll wake up, realise I fell asleep and also that I feel like I wasted a big chunk of the day, and I'll end up feeling even worse again
#personal#thoughts#🍬 post#vent post#posts made on pain meds#I went downstairs to get food but ended up having to wait longer than anticipated which is whatever#but then that meant I ended up sitting down and once we sit down it's like our brain stops being able to process that we can leave#I'll sit there the whole time going ''I need to get up and go back upstairs. I don't want to be sat here'' and just can't get up#I hate that this happens because while I know our executive dysfunction isn't our fault#and it's the exact same issue that stops us eating or drinking or going to the toilet or whatever when we need to#I still feel like I should be able to just get up and do the thing and just leave if I'm in a situation that I don't want to be in#and it's so hard to get other people to understand that I can't ''just leave'' because my brain just won't let that happen#like I want to but my brain won't register it as an actual thing I can do and it feels more like a weird abstract concept#than a thing I could actually do. it's like my brain can't connect the concept of the action to the act of doing it#and then I get frustrated because why can't I just do the thing that I know I should be able to do#and then I've spent hours not doing anything I meant to and mostly just feel like shit because of it and it keeps happening#and now I need to lay down and I know what's likely to happen if I do that#but I do need to listen to my body especially after getting stuck in a situation that makes our pain and fatigue worse#also we had to take pain meds earlier and that's definitely not helping with us feeling shit emotionally about all this#I hate having to navigate our brain and body just not functioning properly#I feel like we've had so little energy lately and it's reminding me too much of this time last year when we had that blood infection#I'm terrified of that happening again because we almost didn't get treatment because we started to assume it was just our new baseline#hmm apparently within like 5 minutes we've gone from ''ugh I wasted 3 hours'' to almost crying over medical trauma#I probably need to try and do something to calm us down but also I'm too tired to really do anything#which brings me right back to the issue that triggered this whole rant and me getting upset in the first place
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Kinda 👀 Prompts || Selectively accepting !
@mcltiples sent: [KNIFE] sender uses a knife to rip receiver's clothes { To Evil Rick from Weird Rick >:D }
There were a lot of things that Rick found fascinating about his partner. Some more entertaining, others more frustrating, but all undoubtedly worth his interest and attention. Even when he wasn't directly involved, he liked to watching, observing the other going through his motions, speeches, choices, hows and whys with the same focus he usually reserved exclusively to his experiments.
His alternate's mood were one of Rick's favourite phenomena to monitor. They were so volatile, and mostly unpredictable. They could be as explosive as the weapons the man enjoyed building or as subtle as a the light twitch of an eye. They jumped from an emotion to the other, always close to the extremes, always shying away from mildness.
He could tell that his partner wasn't being honest with his feelings whenever they were played out with strict moderation or calm.
However, this didn't mean, as one could think, that apathy was something unknown to his alternate. It was a rare show to witness, but it did happen. Just as everything else, it was deep, absolute, totalising, and it required a very special, very careful handling.
That, though, wasn't the situation at hand. Rick wasn't dealing with one of his partner's most violent moods, whether on the heated side of anger or with the ice cold quality of pure detachment. The other seemed to be in a quite cheerful mood, lively and playful, with a clear side of mischief.
And, of course, lustful too, judging by the way his alternate had shoved him into the closest wall and was assaulting his neck with his teeth and tongue. Judging by the viciousness of the attack, by the time their encounter ended, he would have sported quite the collection of bruises.
One of those hands was insistently grabbing at the front of his shirt, alternating pulling at it and pressing against his chest, as if to make sure that Rick's back would remain firstly pinned against the wall.
His partner's other hand was somewhere by his side, oddly not trying to touch him as he would have expected, and the reason for it became instantly clear when the sound of cloth ripping filled the air between them without a warning. Oh, so this was the game of the day.
The blade was so sharp that it cut through the fabric as if it had been melting butter and nicked the flesh underneath, drawing a steady red line from the top of Rick's sternum to the line of his navel. Thick droplets of blood gushed out of the wound, their warmth in contrast with the cool air of the underground hideout.
Rick's only reaction was a raised eyebrow, conveying the barest hint of judgement. He didn't mind the sting of the wound since pain had little meaning to him nowadays. If something, under the right circumstances he could even appreciate the way it lit up his nerves, forcing his whole being to feel connected, even if just briefly, with the universe that surrounded him.
In a different situation, he would have given into the urge of voicing what his gaze was already hinting at, but his partner seemed delighted and even more turned on by his handiwork. He could tell by the way the other was leaning more heavily into it, hard, hot and solid against Rick's thigh. Those hips were moving, slow and almost imperceptibly, seeking from his body a hint of satisfaction that could take the edge off.
How could he deny this pleasure to the man who owed each and every atom of him?
His features relaxed back into a more neutral expression and he let his nape rest against the wall, focusing on the feeling of that tongue teasingly lapping at the cut. His alternate's hand had slipped under the torn shirt, wrapping itself around his side, tight and possessive.
Rick's fingers found their way in the other's hair, tugging sharply at those blue locks and using them to press that face more into his chest. He wanted to smear his partner's chin and cheekbones with his blood, so that he could lick it off later.
A hum rumbled in his chest, as the knife worked to get rid of his belt and slash through his trousers, leaving behind more stinging cuts. Clothes could be easily replaced, he mused, distractedly registering the fabric falling off him piece by piece, until he was left bare for his partner's eyes to feast on.
This man who had made himself into a god and the twisted, unbreakable thread that linked them together? It was one of a kind even in a universe made of infinite realities.
#[ ic :: Evil Rick ]#&& Prime/Weird Rick#[ v. Are you sick like me? ; canon div :: Evil Rick ]#[ ʸᴼᵁ'ᴿᴱ ᴹʸ ᴼᴮˢᴱˢˢᴵᴼᴺ. ᴵ'ᴹ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴾᴼˢˢᴱˢˢᴵᴼᴺ :: ᴇᴠɪʟ ʀɪᴄᴋ & ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ʀɪᴄᴋ ]#suggestive tw#[[ kind of? x'D ]]#[[ I can never tell with these two bc ]]#[[ there's no horniness involved on Evil Rick's side 0.o ]]#[[ he's there like 'was this really necessary -judging-' x'D ]]#[[ but as per usual he lets Weird Rick do whatever he wants ]]#[[ also yeah I edited another icon to fit the situation xD ]]#[[ also this came out much longer than I had meant for it to be 0.o ]]#[[ and much more...deep? I wanted to write a silly thing ]]#[[ but this is what Evil Rick gave me -facepalm- ]]#;; queue
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Oh my god he thinks I'm boring doesn't he. He doesn't find me interesting and talking to me feels like a chore im going to kms
#i figured it out a while ago#i think im over the initial hurt and am now kind of moving towards the distancing myself phase#bc he can't leave me if i leave him first#so get fucked#everyone eventually leaves because i cant hold their attention long enough#im not interesting enough#someone else can always make them laugh louder#or longer#or harder#or more often#theres always someone else who's more exciting than me#or who's idea of exciting matches theirs more than mine does#someone else who can make the mundane seem like so much more#and for some reason i can't seem to fucking figure out whatever fuck ass magic those people have#i dont have it#it doesnt matter if im smart or good looking or talented or amy other number of redeeming qualities#bc even all together they don't add up to equal what being FUN to someone means#banging my head against the wall#not that it even matters i guess#my big plan was to just run away and never stay put in one spot long enough to get attached to anyone anyways#always on the move#the only consistent company being the open road#i cant tell if im just lonely or a glutton for punishment#this is why i stopped branching out#stopped trying to meet people or make friends#everything is fucked up and evil and i wasnt meant for this shit#crawling back to the shelter of my room where the only person who can bother me is myself#and my sister#i don't think i could push her away even if i tried#shes like a barnacle
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Exactly.
The word queer literally means “strange or different”. Queer people are queer because they are different from traditional ideas of sexuality or gender in some way, shape, or form.
Gays and lesbians are different because they’re attracted to members of the same sex as them.
Bisexuals and pansexuals are different because they’re attracted to multiple genders.
Transgender and nonbinary folks are different because they identify with a gender other than the one they were assigned at birth.
IT’S THE SAME FOR ASPECS!!!
Asexuals are different because they experience sexual attraction differently than most people or not at all.
Aromantics are different because they experience romantic attraction in a way that is not considered “normal”.
Agender folks are different because they perceive gender in a nontraditional sense or feel they don’t have a gender.
Aplatonics are different because they don’t have traditional platonic feelings and relationships.
The only “requirement” to be considered queer is to differ from the traditional ideas of sexuality, love, and gender.
So why are aspec people not considered “valid” members of the LGBTQIA+ community to the point where so many people think the A stands for ALLY?! THE A STANDS FOR ASPEC WHICH INCLUDES ASEXUAL, AROMANTIC, AGENDER, AND APLATONIC!!!
Don’t you ever let anyone try to tell you that you’re not valid. If you’ve known your sexuality/gender for years now and you’re comfortable with it and who you are, you’re valid. If you’ve only just recently figured out your sexuality/gender and you feel so much lighter and freer and comfortable, you’re valid. If you recently figured out your sexuality/gender and it has you reeling and confused and scared, you’re valid. If you choose not to use a label and that’s what makes you happy and comfortable, you’re valid. If you have no idea what your sexuality/gender is, and that’s terrifying, you’re valid. If you have no idea what your sexuality/gender is and you don’t really care because you love yourself anyway, you’re valid. If you’re out to everyone and very open about your sexuality, you’re valid. If you’re not out to a single soul and hide your queer identity, you’re valid. Whatever your situation may be, you’re valid.
Happy pride month everyone, I love you 🫶🏼
Saw a post that made me furious yesterday so if people STILL don't understand this:
Aspec people are queer.
And no, it's not our love that makes us queer, it's our LACK of certain types of love that make us queer.
There is of course aspec people who are queer both because of their love and their lack of love, but being aspec is queer because of the lack of love.
Saying "but aspecs love too! Their love is also important! Aro and ace people have love and their love is also important!" is not the support you think it is for a lot of aspec people.
My love for my mother isn't what makes me queer. My love for my friends isn't what makes me queer. It's my lack or romantic love that makes me queer. Yea love is important to me, especially platonic love, but that is not what makes me queer.
And let's not forget about loveless aros.
For the love of god stop going "but aros love too!" just so you can relate to us somehow or just so you can include us. We don't need love to be included.
And because some people are going to take this as a personal attack: no, there is nothing wrong with being gay. There is nothing wrong with love is love. Love is important to a lot of people and I am not saying love is bad.
Happy pride everyone
#saw this and immediately wanted to reblog#vent post#personal vent#vent#sorry for the rant#rant post#personal rant#rant#this got way longer than i meant it to but it’s whatever#aspec#aspectrum#aspec mafia#aspec pride#aspec rant#aspec vent#aspecs are queer#aspec community#aspec tag#asexual#asexuality#aromantic#aromanticism#agender#aplatonic#we are here#we are queer#and we will not roll over and be silent because you don’t want to include us#fuck aphobes#aphobes dni#happy pride month
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oh, wait, if it needs to be said, i don't really subscribe to qpr sonic and shadow anymore! sorry to anyone who followed me for it, but it's just not in my beliefs anymore >_<!!
#silvs talks#sorryyyy <33#you're still welcome to stay regardless! but yeah just wanted to be honest#i'm not gonna be deleting previous posts made about it because it meant smth to me back then and i'm sure people will have fun with it!#but just wanted to be transparent since i don't headcanon that any longer >_<!!!!#in my eyes: they are both non partnering ^_^!#sonic has that aroace swagger whilst i see shadow as someone who doesn’t label himself but would fit in the aroace category#i believe their dynamic isn’t confined by any labels (whether that would be romantic platonic or whatever)#they just simply are and that's just way more interesting to me than any outcome
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this assay is so fucking fake......
#same one ive been working on for like 3 months. every other assay ive trained on took me a couple goes to get but ive done this one ~45x#and i keep getting 2 good runs and then 1 fail. which SUCKS bc i need 3 passes in a row to sign off on it#and its so sensitive that changing even tiny things like using a different brand same volume beaker. or a 0.5cm longer flea#anyway i had another 2 good runs this week so this was my 3rd but bc its a friday afternoon im tired as fuck and keep making dumb mistakes#like overstirring it + one of my samples leaked which is soooo embarrassing bc ive already had to ask for more before bc its taken me-#almost 50 fucking attempts already#anyway. hour and a half into prep and im at the most crucial time sensitive part which is pipetting thr enzyme into the substrate#and i manage to do it all w even time spacing (u have to replicate the exact same pace at the end of the timer or it doesnt work)#and then realise id picked up a different identical model pipette that was set to half the volume i was meant to put in FUUUUCK#by that point i was like fuck it im almost 2 hours in and nothing else to do the rest of the day. so ill work around it + see what happens#i figured well its half the volume. so if i add the same half volume again at the 5 minute mark and leave it for 12.5 instead of 10 mins#then itll hydrolyse the substrate to the same degree. IN THEORY in practice this stuff never works bc of error margins etc#bearing in mind this js like 30 seconds of thought bc it took me a couple mins to realise what i did#but the thing abt working in a lab is u make these split second decisions constantly bc everything is so time sensitive#so u have to be quick thinking on ur feet#anyway long story short got to the end of the 3 hour process. which i was carrying out v sloppily bc the chances of it working were-#slim by that point lmao. but lo and behold it was completely fucking fine. all cvs less than 5% and averages <5% of spec#which is awesome bc it means after THREE MONTHS and like. 45x3 whats that AT LEAST 135 HOURS OF FOCUSED TIME ON IT#not counting attempts i gave up on halfway thru bc id alreaady fucked them up bad#i can FINALLY sign off on it lmfao. but im just so mad like why does it play these mind games with me. it shouldnt have worked#whatever chemistry is such a fickle stupid science. anyway wahoo weekend time baby#gorgeous weather here + im gonna get pizza on the way home...... maybe life doesnt suck sometimes 😇#mutuals if ur still at work stay strong soldiers#.diaries
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"Surely there was a better way to convey this information" probably! That may be why I'm no longer asked to contribute to our social media page at work!
But its that season again and i want to remind everyone that just because an object is vest-shaped and floats does not make it a lifejacket. Only a Coast Guard approved PFD is tested and rated to save your life. Here's an example of what I'm talking about:
This...thing pops up in searches for "child's inflatable lifejacket" and bills itself as such. But scroll down and we find an explanation:
In contrast to life vests meant to keep your head above water, our vest enables you to swim smoothly with your head in the water. It keeps you buoyant longer for a safe and enjoyable experience - without worry of surprise riptides or fatigue.
Catch that? This thing is not intended to and will not keep your head above water, the single most important thing a personal flotation device should do. What if you are in a riptide and fatigued while wearing this thing and not longer able to keep your breathing hole above the water's surface? You're shit out of luck. You drown.
Consumers may notice that there is a warning notice on the back, but the good people at Amazon have cleverly obscured it. We can still make out "does not protect [...] drowning". If your waterwings, floaties, or vest-shaped inflatable have a disclaimer like this then they are not rated to safe your life, your child's life, your dog's life, whatever!
By contrast, every Coast Guard approved PFD has labeling like this:
It will clearly say USGC approved and have an approval number. It will say WHO it is rated for (infant, child, youth, adult), the size (small, medium large), an upper weight limit, and generally what kind of recreation its approved for (near shore versus offshore etc). It will give you instructions for proper use and signs that your lifejacket is nearing the end of its utility and needs to be replaced.
Not all personal flotation devices are suited for all activities. Whitewater kayaking and deep-sea fishing need more specialized gear than a day at the lake. But you should have, at minimum, a correctly-sized, well-fitting, CG approved PFD in serviceable condition for any kind of activity on or near the water. Have it, but most importantly, wear it!!!!!
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