#Like with Scott and Xornoth or Sausage and Pearl

[nyxcentury]

Lore(heh) for this au!

Fwhip is the brother to Cleo and Gem and the child of Alex (yes, that Alex). When he later becomes an admin, Fwhip is gifted a book by his mother. It is sentient and calls itself Lore and tells Fwhip that he must keep It with him at all times due to the fact that any server not made by Lore can and will corrupted since Its magic is very volatile.

Lore is like the Storybook of Legends from Ever After High but instead of quills, the people get keys and are crowned as Emperors. Not everyone gets a Key, hence why Pearl, Oli and False(although there is more to their story) only have one key.

Keys are the physical form of the stories and are enchanted to stay with that Emperor at all times, even off server. Stories cannot be traded with another Emperor until that story is finished. After the story is finished, the key loses its enchantment and are able to used by anyone. Its kind of like writing a fanfic.

Example: Gem can't be the Codfather and Jimmy cant rule Crystal Cliffs. After Empires season 1 ended, Gem can use Jimmy's key to play the part of the Codfather although the story has been written and there isn't much she can do to change the outcome.

Fwhip was given explicit instruction to not use Lore's magic anywhere except on a server made by Lore and he warned his friends. They joke and pretend to use it but as long they don't insert the key into the book, nothing actually happens.

The current timeline of Fishy Tales, Fwhip, Lizzie and Jimmy disappear from SOS and finds themselves on Hermitcraft which is slowly being corrupted by lore magic although both hermits and former emperors are confused as too why.

Lizzie finds herself in Joel's Shrine, Fwhip is Big Salmon and Jimmy gets to annoy Grian in the Chamber of Cod. The trio has to find a way to communicate with their friends and family to look for their keys and the Lore Book.

[pacificwaternymph]

Do you ever find it crazy how Empires SMP S1 had like... several gods just... walking around?

Like Empires s2 has Joel obviously but other than that no one else seems to really be a deity of any sort? I mean Sausage is there but he's not a god himself, just attracts them.

But s1? A solid third of the cast had some form of untapped divinity that they uncovered.

You had Lizzie, who turned out to be a ten foot tall goddess of the seas. Which means that Jimmy is at least a demigod just by nature of being her little brother. And the two of them are quite literally the oldest still living beings to ever walk the earth, predating civilization itself.

Then there's the whole situation with Scott and Xornoth. Reincarnations of vengeful gods, victims of an eternal cycle to perpetuate an endless grudge match. They may not be quite on the same level as Aeor and Exor but still!

And then on top of those four we also have Pearl??? Who is confirmed to have ascended after her death to a higher plane of existence? Who now has an entire religion surrounding her? Whose former best friend is now her most devout worshipper?

Does anyone else ever think about that?

[ahllohehn]

HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS MASTERPOST PT.2 (11/19/2024)

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Hermits and The Olympians/Emperors of Olympus is a Hermitcraft/Empires SMP based Percy Jackson AU based off my art and headcanons!

(Please do not use the tags for other PJO AUs as I use them to specifically label what's based off mine.)

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Seperated by art/doodles, headcanons/discussion, fanfics:

# FIRST MASTERPOST LINK

#90 CLEO HCs #91 JIMMY HCs #92 FLOWERHUSBANDS / SHINY DUO HCs #93 TREEBARK AGAIN YES I APOLOGIZE

#94 HATOLI #95 (CARESSES GENTLY) ETHUBS MY LOVES #96 (STRANGLES VIOLENTLY) GRUMBO ATTACK!!! #97 WELCOME TO HEPHAESTUS CABIN

#98 MY ACTUAL DIVORCED PARENTS (CLETHO) #99 A TRILLION LIONS OR THE SUN? (GRUMBO) #100 GALAXY DUO.... SAVE YOURSELVES, GALAXY DUO.... #101 CUB, MY THIRD FAVORITE /J #102 IJEVIN & XBCRAFTED PORTAITS #103 JOEY CRUMBS I GUESS

#104 I NEED TO STFU ABOUT GEM EVENTUALLY #105 MUMSCARIAN IS IN MY BLOOD THO SO NO SHUTTING THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT REALLY #106 THE DEAL WITH SCOTT AND XORNOTH #107 ... HOW HUNGRY? (SHITPOST)

#108 HATO!MUMBO SKIN! :D #109 SAUSAGE AND FWHIP... AND POOR GEM? #110 FALSEGEM ... GEMSYMMETRY? WTF IS THEIR DUO NAME #111 WE ARE SO BACK, WELCOME HOME NATURE WIVES

#112 MOTHER KNOWS BEST. AFTER ALL, SHE'S THE WORLD. #113 HANAHAKI DISEASE AS A TREAT #114 DADSUMA #115 TANGO EYESTRAIN #115 PAPA K #116 ONE MORE LIL TANGO

#117 VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL #118 GRUMBO STOP DIVORCING I CANT AFFORD MORE TEARS #119 ABANDONED FALSE PORTRAIT #120 WEAPONS #121 JIMMY CARD + EOO TYPOGRAPHY

#122 GRUMBO AU OF A HERMITCRAFT AU #123 BLANK TEMPLATE FOR EMPERORS OF OLYMPUS ID CARDS #124 RENCHANTING #125 JOEY PORTRAIT #126 JOEL PORTRAIT #127 WELCOME BACK SHINYDUO #128 GRUMBO FAMILY PHOTO (ACCURATE HEIGHT TRUST)

#129 THE GIRLIES #130 HATO!JOEY AND LORE DESPITE MYSELF #131 LIST OF CAMP COUNSELLORS #132 APHRODITE AS ARIANA GRIANDE #133 JOE HILLS PORTRAIT #134 GENDERBENT MUMBO N TANGO #135 JIMMY LORE EVEN IM CONFUSED WITH

#136 HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS FANFICTION CONTEST

#137 DEMIGODS AND MAGICIANS (DESERTDUO AND CLINGYDUO) #138 COWABUMMER! #139 XISUMA'S HELMET #140 BIGB PORTRAIT #141 JIMMY PORTRAIT #142 CAMP EMPIRES CHARACTER PORTRAIT SUMMARY

#143 GEM AND ETHO SIBLINGS TRUTHER #144 I LIKE MAKING GRUMBO BE TSUNDERE/SHY TO EACH OTHER #145 STRESSKALL SMILEY FACE #146 POSE PRACTICE - CAPTURE THE FLAG #147 FLOWER RANCHERS #148 PEARL PORTRAIT REDRAW/REDESIGN #149 GIRLBOSS, GASLIGHT, GATEKEEP? #150 GLASSES GRIAN MY BELOVED :) #151 HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS FANFICTION CONTEST SUBMISSIONS LIST

#152 DEMIGOD GEM? #153 YOUNGER BUTTERCUP TRIO AND THEIR CARETAKERS

OTHER HaTO Related Links:

HaTO Roleplay Blogs Masterpost by gem-the-oracle HaTO Archive of Our Own Series HaTO Discord Server

[waytooobsessedwithmcyt]

Not enough people talking about names in Empires, probably because they're already their names in all seasons but I'll overanalyze them anyway

Don't even get me started on Gem's name meaning twin, any way she received that name is tragic. Did her parents name her that because they didn't want her, they had only wanted one kid? Did she choose that name for herself when she moved to the Crystal Cliffs because she felt bad for leaving Fwhip behind? If you want Fwhip to be the one who got away she could change her name because she missed him so much. In any way it's someone being defined purely by their relationship to another.

Fwhip's name stands for Fail Whip, can you imagine being named Failure? "Sir! Your children are being born! What do you want to name them!" "Shit that's today, name the girl Twin and name the boy Failure." If you're a trans roseblings truther (me) that's literally worse, he named himself something that means failure.

Sausage's first name is fine, but Mythical? Maybe that's his middle name, maybe he was told his whole life that he was above normal people, a myth, a legend, better. His world view just collapsed when he met people like Gem, Pearl, and Shrub, who all, although being in positions of power, don't ever think of themselves as above their subjects, he excused that because, Pearl was a queen, Gem may have been elected, but she was from a royal line, Fwhip's sister, Shrub was blessed by the spirits. But then he spends more time with them, and Gem can easily defeat him in magic, Pearl beats him in PVP, Fwhip is crazy good at inventing things, and Sausage just feels completely inadequate, his world view just collapses, then he finds Xornoth and he is so desperate to feel like he is worth something

Shrub's name is constantly gotten wrong, pretty much everyone calls her Shelby, how do you think you would feel if your entire culture got wiped out and you're the only survivor, and nobody can get your name right

Scott and Xornoth are just funny, can't even make them tragic, elf names are like "alinor, Cohanal, Xornoth, and of course, Scott"

Katherine, Kat, cat hybrid, cat hybrid Katherine, I won't explain further

[ep2nd]

Incorrect quotes, Empires superhero AU edition. From @pacificwaternymph, go check it out on Ao3 too!

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Xornoth: I have an idea

Sausage: Does it involve fire?

Xornoth: No

Joey: Does it involve burning something down?

Xornoth: No

Scott: Let's hear it

Xornoth: ARSON

Scott: NO.

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Lizzie, who is temporarily blind: I'm not trusting my well being in the hands of Fwhip!

Katherine: It's either them or Scott

Lizzie: ...

Lizzie: So what are you doing today, Fwhip?

Scott: Hey!

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Sausage: In my defense-

Sausage: *punches Fwhip*

Pearl: What was that for?!

Sausage: A good defense is a good offense

Gem: That's not how it works

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Jimmy: This is a safety pin.

*cuts off end*

Joel: It is now a danger pin.

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Shubble: Operation no more distractions is a go!

*not even 10 seconds later*

Shubble: Oh, look! A butterfly!

~

Jimmy: Ladies, gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Scott: A llama?

Jimmy: No.

Scott: A baby llama?

Jimmy: No!

Scott: A baby llama with a little hat on?

Jimmy: NO!

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Pearl: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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Random Guy: *kicks Jimmy*

Jimmy: *starts crying*

Lizzy: *glares*

Random Guy: Awww what is this lil itsy baby child gonna do-

Lizzy: Your IP address is 157.134.166.42

Random Guy: Wha-

~

Sausage: Pearl, did you know you're my favorite sibling?

Pearl: *narrows eyes* Sausage what did you do no-

Gem: PEARL, SAUSAGE ATE ALL OF MY COOKIES.

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Katherine: When Gem gets back, we're cleaning the building

The rest of the Alliance: *Looks at each other*

*5 hours later*

Katherine: Where's Gem?

Jimmy: Not back that's for sure

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Jimmy: Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Scott: *sighs* That’s true…

Scott: But two negatives make a positive!!!

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Pix, referring to Lizzy and Jimmy: Those guys are dorks.

Katherine: Yes, but they’re my dorks.

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Pix: You know, people treat me like a god.

Shubble: How?

Pix: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

[adina123]

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

[bugstung]

(Pretty much) All my headcanons and symbolisms for my EmpiresSMP designs!

With some further detailling about some stuff under read more

Season 1

Pixl: Watchers are not some big bad evil Gods, but astral spirits watching over the worlds. As they See everything, they are often linked to the Vigil (as well as people given the gift of prophecy)

The life symbol was added after his alliance with Joey

Joel: A terracotta statue given life from the Mother Tree, he's flesh and bones (because magic), but him (and all the Mezalea habitants) returned to their statue form when Joel died of grief.

He does have other clothes to work in, but you're practically never going to see him in those.

Some other Mezalea headcanons

Jimmy: Most witches come from the swamp, and he's one of them. They specialize in potions and talismans.

Hair are important to codfolks, the act of brushing or braiding them are used in certain spells, thus why most codfolks don't have short hair.

His appearance is also more wild looking than before because of his slow transformation into a God.

The Cod Alliance gifted each other jewelries to remind and protect each others.

(Pixl and Joel's jewelries are under their clothes as necklaces)

Wizards vs Witches

Coldfolk culture and more

Some more codfolk thoughts

After killing a certain amount of salmons, codfolks get a tattoo of dead salmons somewhere on their body.

Pearl: Similarly to Mythland, they see physical activities and fights as important (mostly for work but also protect themselves from ennemies).

I. don't have anything from Shrub I'm sorry I didn't watch her and I don't know her lore very well

Gem: Gem and fWhip grew up together to be wizards in the Crystal Cliffs, pressured to be perfect by their elders. Gem turned out to be naturally talented at magic, so everything rested on her shoulders.

She still keeps a lot of her strict education, but tries to make a change in the stressful wizard society.

She has a ring to represent the WRA (and another for magic channeling), and lots of scars from magic experiments.

Hair and the Geminitays

Wizards vs Witches (again, but it's important for Gem and fWhip lore)

fWhip: As said in the posted linked above, fWhip failed the wizard exams (he doesn't have any magical powers) and ran away in the newly founded Grimlands. His ingenuousness made him Count of the Grimlands. The Grimlands do not do magic. They mix science, engineering and alchemy instead. Symbols similar to sigils (or those of alchemy) are often seen engraved in their creations.

The deepslate corruption gave him wings, but they were not strong enough to fly so he has prosthetics to help him fly

He's actually quite clumsy, and ended up with lots of scars, and a missing hand:

Joey: (clearer design of his crown, made to ressemble the pharmacy snake thingie)

He bleaches his own hair.

He bleeds gold, and his scars are golden as well from his over use of Totems of Undying

Him being an avian allowed him a easy access to the Lost Empire. He wears the Ocelot print to look a bit more like its habitants.

Also his spit has healing properties.

Sausage: Mythland and Magic

Blood sheeps are sacred, but also feared, thus the fur to protect the citizens a bit from them.

Sausage lost his eyes when sparring with fWhip when younger. fWhip made him the eye prosthesis, and Gem enchanted it. May or may not have become corrupted in the whole Xornoth thing so they did another one for him.

Scott: I surprisingly do not have much for him. His cape can turn into wings. He stopped being able to do that when his ice powers showed up because they froze.

Very strict haircut, elves must be tidy and proper all the time.

Lizzie: She adapted rather well to her transformation, mostly changed her clothes for better swimming. Joel jokingly made her a bracelet to replace her now too small ring "in case she grows again", but she wears it seriously.

S2 Joel has very similar clothes to her because of faint memories.

Katherine: Yeah I fucked and forgot to color her inking, she was supposed to look like this (I noticed too late and never bothered to correct it)

Katherine has this whole "I want to be friends with everyone" that I associate with lambs, thus her ears and hooves. She's a fae with some weird morals.

SEASON 2

I have wayyy less for season 2, especially for the empires themselves.

fWhip: Goblins are direct descendants from the Grimlands (and a few from Crystall Cliffs), that hid underground after the explosion. They kept digging and exploring the caves until they found a place to settle. The green skin, cat like paws and eyes are from them adapting to living in caves.

Food is very important to them, they eat several times a day, and often have banquets. They also kept the Grimlands technique of blacksmithing, but adapted it for gold.

Jimmy: Yeehaw he's a cowboy. Not much to say ngl, I do headcanon him as a werewolf depending on the day.

Tumble Town heard cows, but also creepers (where do you think they get that gunpowder from!!) (headcanon from @doodleshrimpsad). Also, cats are sacred there

Pixl: He's got some magical and futuristic technology making him able to see builds and events from the past.

Got some knees problems, thus the cane. It has sigils on it that he wrote himself based of books from old times (I'm thinking they're sigils from the Cod Empire and the Grimlands)

I desperatly need to think about more about Pixandria, and how tf David (or at least a newer version of it) arrived at the Ancient City.

Joel: Yeah he got top surgery and got a cool tattoo of laurels, but he also bleeds gold and his scars are golden. God don't bow to human rules anyway.

The braid come from a habit he can't doesn't remember getting. it feels important.

Lower Stratos got a lot of rituals, prayers and offering but I haven't figured those out exactly. Just know that I associate s2 Joel with Dionysus a lot so expect similar stuff /sweats/

False: I have literally no idea what's going in her empire, and even less in her lore. The hp name put me off so. Idk. Cool clocks. She got a prosthetic leg.

Sausage: I haven't gotten to his lore part of his videos so idk his backstory. But he does have a cape that ressemble parrot wings because jungle, animals yadda yadda

Scott: He was actually due a redesign that I haven't gotten to yet so.

The outfit I've drawn him in that lineup is an everyday look, while the costume is for empires meeting or exploring.

Oli: Silly bard, his hat has faling strings that reminded me of floppy bunny ears and I thought it was cute. He bleaches his hair.

Got a lot of magic in his songs, people often stops by at his Kingdom just to hear sing and dance. They're a bit hypnotic and people seem to feel better afterwards.

Katherine: That's her monster hunter clothes. She still wants to keep it cute so pink skirt it is. That would be her normal clothes (it's like reverse magical girl, her poofy dress is her everyday dress)

Shelby: I do not have much for her (again), but I can link my Wizard vs Witches post again because it has my headcanons of why witches have academies now.

After all the complicated spells, she likes to do simple fashion magic. Tying a knot or a bow is to seal a spell, so she uses them a lot to do some simple protection spells on her clothes.

Pirate Joe: He's wearing lots of stolen jewelries, some may be enchanted, some may be cursed. Who knows? Not him.

The gold earring come from that belief among pirates that having a golden earrings gives you a better eyesight ( it's from a acupuncture point, and for some, wearing gold in the proper pierced place would help your eyesight).

Katherine did that braid in his hair, and Joe (like cod folks and crystal cliffs habitants), believes that braiding someone's hair means they will fall in love with you.

Gem: I'll have to link back that link about Hair and Geminitays as it got everything I got for her. She sometimes fight with Katherine about hair and its importance. My start of headcanons kinda got crushed because she's linked to hc Gem so idk what to do with her or her kingdom anymore.

Lizzie: She's got her mask to hide her cat face, but her bow is actually a charm hiding her other cat features. The mask is just to be sure.

[minecraftbookshelf]

I had a thought for your MoS au

Them empires meeting scott for the first time

Sausage and fwhip both being like: wow. I hope he has a great personality

You know. To poke fun at jimmy for this

Jimmy still feeling terrible

And then xornoth and scott walk in.

Xornoth: this is my brother. Smajor

And there is scott. An by elf standrds pretty/handsome elf. So certified pretty boy. Tall (werent they like 8 feet? Ish? If i remember right?) And as you said he mains a bow so you know this guy has arm and shoulder muscles. And with his large, gorgeous, owl wings he has an open back

Xornoth and scott just share a look. Which to the siblings means xornoth begging scott to please behave. But from an outsider look probably looks threatening

Scott huffs and walking over to jimmy and just smiling and saying: well hello. I believe you are my future husband. Mayi have your name?

Jimmy having about six gay-panics/crisis at the same time just starts speaking in like oceanian a bunch of things which comes down to: wow! You are pretty! I mean hi i am pretty. I mean you are i mean.

Neither scott nor xornoth speak this so both just like: ... ????

Meanwhile sausage just throws his arms out like: HOW IS THIS FAIR?! HE GETA RIVERDELL AS ALLY AND THAT AS HUSBAND?!

scott smoothly and smiling charmingly: well he is trying to keep and establish peace. Which you are not. It is only fitting he gets the better deal... isnt it?

Fwhip is also pouting because this is so unfair.

Just the chaos the first meeting would bring. THE CHAOS

Oh, Jimmy is absolutely going to verbally embarass himself in front of anyone who speaks Oceanic or the Swamp Dialect when he first sees Scott XD

Luckily for him, Fwhip and Sausage won't be there. Unfortunately Lizzie will be and she does speak the languages in question.

(Fwhip and Sausage will be giving Jimmy a hard time in the leadup)

Scott is about 6 1/2 feet tall, Xornoth is a little taller. And yes, he is a bow main, if a bit on the casual side.

So Scott in Rivendell doesn't really have an uncovered back outside the house. Scott in the Swamp however... :)

Everything Xornoth does comes off threatening, unfortunately. Its why they are only really friends with Pearl, because Pearl knows they don't mean it and honestly wouldn't care if they did.

It's going to be so chaotic and I am so excited to get it written and posted. (It will be awhile yet :( )

[ask-the-esmp-emperors]

[muffled] Jimmy: Just hurry up, Scott! [muffled] Scott: Shut up, Petal! Ah-! [the audio clears up] We are the emperors of the Empires server. We're here to answer your questions and anything else you might wish to talk about! I am Scott Smajor of Rivendell. Katherine: I'm Katherine of House Blossom! I can't wait to answer all of your questions! [the smile is evident in her voice] Joey: I am Joey of the Lost Empire! [his tone is extremely prideful] Jimmy: I'm Jimmy, from the Codlands, I guess. And I'm that idiot's husband. [it's said affectionately] Scott: Hey! I am NOT an idiot! Joel: Shut up, nerd! I am KING Joel of Mezalea! Lizzie: [you can hear the affectionate eye roll in her voice] Joel! [exaggerated sigh] Ocean's greetings. I am Queen Lizzie of the Ocean Empire. Fwhip: And I'm Count Fwhip from the Grimlands! And that's Gem- Gem: I can introduce myself, Fwhip! I'm Wizard Gem of Crystal Cliffs. Happy to be here! Pearl: Hello! I'm Pearl. I'm the Empress of Gilded Helianthia! Shrub: I'm Shrub! Or Shelby. But we use Shrub! I rule over the Undergrove! Pix: And I am Pix, king of Pixandria. Sausage: Hey, you aren't last! I am! I'm Sausage of House Sausage! I'm very excited to answer all of your questions! ( OOC// pink was the only color left sob ) Scott: Well, uh. Send in your questions, I guess? And we'll answer them! Jimmy: You could've done better- [click] //OOC Yello yello yello! I'm Castor, or Marsy, and this is my esmp ask blog :3 Mod will be bold and pink, whereas the characters colours are shown above! Psst! My main blog! @live-laugh-ukotoa RULES: no NSFW, please! watcher lore IS allowed, but not too much this is mostly canon with a few of my headcanons! there will be ships, but I try not to make them TOO present but you can, ofc, request ships in asks (EX: if you want a ranchers ask!) have fun with the asks! and if they're confusing then that means that they are fun for me, too! :D SHIPPING: flower husbands (Scott x Jimmy) shadowbeans / jizzie {Joel x Lizzie} PAST(?) jornoth {Joey x Xornoth} nature wives {Katherine x Shelby} and requested ships! this isn't a ship heavy blog, and they won't be that clear, unless the ask is very clearly about shipping MISC. INFO: life series references are allowed! {Jimmy, Scott, and Pearl remember the games} if you'd like an ask for ESMP S2, you can specify that! I don't mind! and have fun with this! it's made to be fun, after all! {sorry I know this is really long lmaoo! tl;dr, ask for ships, no NSFW, not a ship heavy blog, lore allowed, and have fun I guess lol}

[khyann]

Can pretty please info dump things about Pearl or Gem or Pearl and Gem from your Champion of Exor au?

There really isnt much for me to info dump either because there just isnt much story to tell or cuz it enters spoiler territory but i'll give what i can 😅

For starters: Neither Pearl nor Gem know about all the other worlds Sausage traveled to in an attempt to save Pearl and stop the Rapture. Scott kept his memories due to a strange convergence with Sausage's dimension-hopping abilities, so everyone in that world is about the same as they were around mid S1 minus the corruption, but some things are different

Starting with Gem she is sadly more formal than friendly with Scott. This is because Scott was pretty reclusive before Xornoth returned and only begun to get close to other people like Gem and Shrub because of it. Since in this world that never happened, from Gem's point of view the reclusive prince of Rivendell suddenly became more open and friendlier towards her and the other rulers. She also isnt as powerful as the Gem from the original world was since she hasn't had any need to gain more power to protect others, but she is just as skilled. And for obvious reasons she doesnt have Violet here.

As for Pearl's situation is kinda the opposite in the sense that while Gem had someone she wasnt close with suddenly wanting to approach her, Pearl had someone close to her now keeping distance aka Sausage. It took Sausage a few months of being in that world to finally start feeling like he wasn't gonna break into hysteric cries everytime he approached Pearl (as much as he'd like to deny it) and it was solely because he found out Xornoth never got corrupted in this world so that means no Rapture and most importantly: No Pearl dying.

But of course Pearl didnt know any of that. All she knew was that her favorite sparring buddy out of nowhere started keeping distance from her, keeping their interactions at the bare minimum and opting to spar alone instead than allowing her to join him for some friendly matches. But she knows Sausage and she knows he wouldn't be acting that way just because and is probably overcompensating for something she isnt aware of yet, so she decided to just give him time and space until he finally started talking with her again.

Angst aside Pearl is basically the same Pearl in canon. Warrior queen always up for a good fight or just having a good time with her friends.

For now there isnt much in the story about either of them since their original selves had to rise to the challenges when Xornoth tried to take over the world and in the case of Champions!Pearl and Champions!Gem they are just living through an age of peace.

Their time to shine will come once Exor's new champion gets contacted by the evil god. Specifically Gem.

[lexxthekapibara]

Tell me about your empires smp au

Ok so. Since no one is answering my question about Art Fight, I have time to answer. So everyone originally knew each other from elementary school, but things got a little more complicated in high school. Scott, Gem, Pearl, Sausage, Fehip, Pix, Jimi, Lizzy, Joel stayed together in the group but Kathren, Shelby AND Joey were in a small group by themselves with Kathren sometimes going to the group I mentioned earlier while Xornoth joined the popular kids. Now I want to say these kids didn't offend anyone they were just very popular don't ask me why. Then blablabla Joey liked Xornoth but he was too much of a pussy to ask him aut. Now, a few years later, they are all grown up. Gem, Fwhip, Sausage and Pearl started a band, Scott and Jimmy started a flower shop together, Lizzy and Joel are married with two kids, Pix is a doctor and Xornoth just lives a normal life too. Now Joey, Shelby and Kathren are also slowly band together but you see there is one thing. THEY ARE VERY POPULAR. They tour regularly, everyone on planet earth knows them, the point is they are very popular. Joey is the lead singer and guitarist Shelby is on drums and Kathren is the bass player. And this is how Xornoth simply lives his life and goes home to rest. You remember how I said that everyone on the planet knows about Joey Shelby and Kathren and he doesn't know about them. But that very day they were on television and that's when he found out about them. And they immediately recognized them and were delighted. They have been their biggest fan ever since. And after one tour, they went to a cafe when they saw the band resting after a long night of playing and singing. And it's great that they remember them and talk a little.In that story, they found out that Shelby and Kathren are engaged, they're still friends with Gem, Fwhip, Sausage, and Pearl, and a lot of other stuff. But that's not the point, the point is that Xornoth still likes Joey and that's become a problem now. And then it just becomes that thing like "he fell first but she fell harder" if you know what I'm talking about. Scott and Joel think it's hilarious, Lizzy gives them advice, Pix moved to another state, Gem, Fhwip, Sausage, Pearl try to set them up. Now that's Xornoths side, Joey's side is how he tries to separate his personal life from his work but it's hard because he's a star and he's going through a very difficult time while it's happening and he's under a lot of stress

[featheredenby]

Okay, but what about an Empires SMP AU where Aeor is the evil stag god, often blamed for blizzards and bad harvests, and corrupts Scott, a elven prince who is second in line for the throne, and they are banished into the faerie realm of the overgrown.

Basically like this:

Aeor is swapped with Xeor

Scott is swapped with Xornoth

Jimmy is swapped with Joey

Lizzie is in Sausage’s role

Joel is in Pearl’s role

Sausage is in Gem’s role

Pearl is in Fwhip’s role

Katherine is swapped with Shubble

And so on and so forth.

[syn4k]

list of hermits and empires characters who would do drugs and/or smoke cigarettes, ranked from most to least likely

that hermpires chainsmoker poll thats been going around kickstarted a discussion in my discord so i'm compiling the ideas here because honestly its hilarious

list under the cut. warning for... discussion of drugs and cigarettes. obviously

Fwhip: Definitely a chain smoker. Always has a pack in his pocket.

Iskall: that man's radioactive. she does not fear cigarettes. smokes regularly and is not bothered by it.

Cub: does so many weird drugs. high off something or other almost if not constantly i think

Ren: doesn't smoke but has the best weed on hermitcraft and you KNOW he uses it often

False: not exactly a chain smoker but smokes pretty often i think

Wels: maintains that he does NOT do anything of that sort thank you very much. Actually does. inhaling anything destroys him but he likes the taste and the high so he keeps going

Hypno: smokes everything but is pretty chill about it

Beef: also smokes everything and is even more chill about it

Stress: smokes poisonous mushrooms and is entirely unaffected.

Zedaph: definitely does some sort of drugs

Pearl: has a cigarette every now and then

Pix: also has a cigarette every now and then, not really his thing but he'll take one if offered (for esmp s1: i hold that pixandria has at least one hallucogenic that they keep for spiritual purposes but as the resident pixlriffs expert i also hold that pix got really stressed once, horfed an edible out of sheer desperation, and zoned back in in the middle of the night floating on his back in the river anxious out of his shit. he never touched anything of the sort ever again)

Joe: smokes only weed but does not smoke it often, only sometimes when offered

Katherine: smokes weed

Cleo: was a chainsmoker before s2, after that they got their act together

Impulse: not affected at all by anything (weed fumes give him slight headaches) and only does it when everyone else does because why not.

Bdubs: doesn't smoke (takes edibles very rarely) but rolls the best blunts

Lizzie: partakes sometimes but doesn't care for it

Joey: does drugs and smokes cigarettes in the presence of others just to look cool but actually gives zero shits about them

Xornoth: is always so smug about the fact that they smoke what they call "Evil Weed". fwhip steals some and tries it and it's literally just normal grass.

Mumbo: only smokes cigarettes and only when iskall's around. too anxious for drugs- tried weed once and saw the hat man and was shaking for three hours ljke a small dog afterwards

Joel: doesn't give two shits

Grian: nah

Hels: not interested

Sausage: can handle it pretty fine but stopped after he and joel had hermes because he didn't want to set a bad example for his kid

Scott: definitely some sort of drug dealer but i don't think he ever. does them himself?

Gem: doesn't because of concerns for her health, however in esmp s1 she smoked wizard weed (like gandalf) when the academy's paperwork piled too high for her to handle without help

Shelby: smoked weed but it made her really sick and after Katherine got mad at her for it she stopped. she's actually completely fine when it comes to everything else but she swore off trying so she never knew

Evil Xisuma: never did drugs or vaped with nicotine because the things they learned about addiction at school kept them up at night however they did vape water vapour.

Xisuma: has asthma

Jimmy: would quite literally die. Mans gets nauseous if there's a whiff of weed in the room he's in.

Jevin: eats cigarettes just to piss everybody off

[ahllohehn]

What headcanons do you have from when Pearl and Scott were dating?

The first few weeks of HaTO!Galaxy duo's relationship were pretty normal. They initially got along as close friends to begin with and nothing much changed once they decided to get together.

They were the couple that were both besties and lovers. They called themselves 'Gossip Girlies' but also 'Soulmates'.

Since HaTO!Pearl had to deal with her amnesia, she always somehow found her way to cling onto HaTO!Scott without meaning to most of the time. Not that it mattered to any of them as they were basically inseperable whether one feels bad about it or not.

Halfway through their relationship Pearl's memory problem got worse, along with the dreams she's been having that makes her a little more crazed than she'd like. She became a vulnerable vessel to... unwarranted villains.

Following the defeat of Xornoth and HaTO!Grian's and Artemis' retrieval of Pearl, Scott was actually the one that begged the goddess to remove any trace of Camp Empires in Pearl's head in hopes that her new 'first impression' would be in a happier view. Although HaTO!Sausage didn't like the idea of losing Pearl, he accepted the reason.

[inbetweenhours]

i did more of my esmp parents doodles specifically because of this comment 

[Shrub here | Scott, Sausage, & Seablings here | Roseblings, Pix, & Pearl here]

@thatonehomosexual79​ prompted me to think about Katherine and joeys parents! I have names for them all, but very few of them have actual thought to me.

I’ll slap my ramblings about each family / parents and my lore under the cut for those interested :] Feel free to ask for more or ask questions! These doodles are easy so i might just do both seasons! I have names for everyone anyways lol

What I do know about Joey’s family though is his siblings I’ve included. To my vague awareness on LE Joey lore, he had other canon members of the monarchy. The Tiger Blood Prince and Princess. I also saw somewhere that the Princess actually went missing and was replaced I presume. Instead of this being a mistake I’ve made it lore. I'm also too far in to retcon it if that actually didn't happen lol. I can’t say much for them as individuals, they’re all very alike. Kinda aggressive and  confident in the way that Joey is. Its very obvious they are related lol. Nickey is the one who breaks the mold most, and is plot relevant to my fanon when she is older. She is actually the ancestor of  esmp2!Lizzie and one of her close descendants is the founder of Animalia :]

Anyways, Joey and his family get along about as well as they can given the turbulent nature of how I imagine LE succession to work. Its not so much a right as it is a challenge. Joey challenged his parents when he found himself old enough to care about the power. They met the challenge, alongside Joeys brother Mickey, and all lost to him. Very tournament style. Joey coming out on top claims him as the victor and he took his title. His brother and he get along well, in a way that has a high frequency of sibling animosity. Tammy is a bit young in the main timline (14 ish i think) and has very little care in leading, she's happy to just be princess. Nickey has ran away from the LE, and generally was the black sheep of the family. Wanting a much gentler and kinder way of life than she was used to. Her as a subsect of the people left to far lands, never to be seen again really as they reestablished themselves far away.

Katherine is where things start getting odd. Because of how my fanon uses fairies I must first clarify that fairies are biologically agender and asexual by nature in my fanon. They are born in a very disney-ified fairytale fashion where any singular or number of parents will nurture a flower bulb and from it blooms a baby fairy. Katherines mother did this alone, and so her and Katherine look extremely similar. Any dissimilarities are entirely stylistic lol. Baby Katherine also doesn’t have her wings yet, I must clarify this wasn’t because I forgot. Young fairies look a lot more “human”, and gain things like their wings during puberty. They have a chrysalis phase and a kind of butterfly physiology for lack of simpler explanation.

Katherine and her mother are very alike in many ways I think. I don't have a lot of thought for Kitty in all honesty. If she isn’t dead in the current timeline I’d be willing to bet she stepped away from responsibility when The Spring chose Katherine to tale over. If anyone has any thoughts about her that’d be cool, because I really have very little. She would have known Scott and Xornoths parents, which is significant. 

Finally Joel!! Also has some weird notes out of the norm. In my fanon Mezalea’s citizens are majorly composed of Clay constructs, with some humans and the occasional merlings around the coasts. Clay constructs are given lie by being laid at the roots of the mother tree, and  are typically gifted life by its after a time. Queen Ariel ruled Mezalea before Joel. The reason “Prince” has an asterix is because it’s questionable if Joel ever was prince of Mezalea. he was created to be king and I havent decided if he was sculpted and lad beneath the Mother Tree before or after Ariels passing. She had a lot of wear and tear after potential dozens of decades, maybe centuries, alive. She had come into a point of disrepair (and a thinning of her life gift) and knew Mezalea would need a replacement for her throne. But I havent decided if she ever actually met Joel. If he was created after she crumbled to take her place, or if she commissioned his creation before her passing and was there to see his gifted life. To help guide him in his duties for a short time. 

For this reason, the art I have drawn is dubiously canon to my own fanon. And Joel and Ariel are not considered family really. They are not mother and son as much as they are at most mentor and apprentice, and at least successor and predecessor. Joel knows who she is, but doesn’t really hold any sturdy connection with her. Ariel herself was a good determined ruler. Confident and brazen in many ways. She likely looked much different throughout her rule, constructs can pass their life between other  vessels- this is how they grow. Like hermit crabs kind of, when they feel they have outgrown the body they have they will likely build or commission a new one to inhabit. Ariel has been around a lot, and many of her  forms have suffered some severe battering. It has thinned her life gift to be passed around so often and in connection to a broken form she knew she was done.

anyways that is all for now, imma go look into who do draw next :]  questions and commentary welcome

[ep2nd]

The MCYT PJO AU

Dsmp. Empires smp. Hermitcraft. Pirates smp. Rats smp. Earthsmp. Origins smp. Traffic smp. Evo smp. Mcyt. Etc.

I'd like to thank Dino from Discord for helping me through this, they were an amazing help and couldn't have done it without them.

Also Chaos from Discord who gave me ideas! She's here on tumblr too

Be aware I probably missed someone OR you may have another idea for someone else, if do please send an ask or reblog would love to hear yalls thoughts

Now without further adu- MCYT PJ AU

Poseidon

Lizzie

Zeus

Foolish

Sparklez

Hades

Joe

Ares

Techno

Pearl

Gem

Reddoons

Bek

Welsknight

Pigical

Boffy

Muka

Athena

Etho

False

Impulse

Puffy

Tapl

Xisuma

Eloise

Sniff

Quig

Pete

Aphrodite

Scar

Joey

Eret

Keralis

Skeppy

Netty

Hephaestus

Mumbo

Fwhip

Tango

Sam

Doc

Iskall

TFC

Zee

Hermes

Grian

Tommy

Sneeg

Cub

Fundy

Michael

Punz

Purpled

Taurtis

Demeter

Stress

Hannah

Katherine

Lani

Tubbo

Acho

Apo

Ant

Mika

Apollo

CPK

Hbomb

Olive

Owen

Ren

Wilbur

Lyrrah

Pix

Fit

Dionysus

Schlatt

Beau

Ninja

Oli

Hypnos

George

Hypno

Bdubs

Nike

Dream

Drista

Sapnap

Jevin

Vik

Lazarbeam

Hecate

Alyssa

Lauren

Shubble

Beef

Aphmau

Iris

Sausage

Scott

Wisp

Deo

Nemesis

Jack

Niki

Eryn

Notus

Couriway

Melinoe

Bertha

TomaHawk

Phobos

Xornoth

Asclepius

Ponk

Kymopoleia

XB

Prismarina

Janus

Ranboo

Aimsey

Tyche

Quackity

Aeolus

Martyn

Philza

Tina

SloyXP

Thanatos

Kristin

Morpheus

Karl

Boreas

Illumina

Zephyros

Connor

Hebe

Skizz

Big B

Boomer

Guqqie

Deimos

BBH

HellsKnight

Macaria

Cleo

Eris

Evil X(Alex)

Jimmy

Krow

Oracle

Callahan