#Like seriously?

[gnar-slabdash]

You've got your balls tied to the stock price like a cinderblock.

Totally normal dialogue to include 24 minutes into your pilot episode

[eeveeofinsanity]

Thinking about how in Last Life Scar kept saying he had no friends, even though Scott and Pearl were his friends. The only friends who weren't forced into friendship via contract as well.

Then I thought about how in Secret Life Scar kept saying he had no friends even though... Scott and Pearl... were his friends...

Huh. Two games where Scott and Pearl are Scars only friends and yet he keeps crying about having no friends. Strange

Is this a coincidence or is a pattern forming?

[here-i-am-again-god]

they nerfed Ben so hard in the third movie. Why is he in a weird side-zip jacket? What nine-year-old's striped polo shirt did he steal? Why are his bangs so fucked up? They're on a mission to save the kingdom, for the love of God, untuck his fucking T-shirt.

they strayed from their pretty boy prince roots to their own detriment methinks because look at this cinnamon roll

[oneknightstand-if]

Hey author, I have to ask, just how evil can we be in OKS exactly? Completely hypothetical scenario, of course, but let's say someone wanted to break through Adrian's barriers and get themselves his love, then break his heart, traumatize him some more, and kill him last after murdering the other harbingers, whispering to his ear, "It's all your fault."

Could the fantasies of this absolutely evil and wretched hypothetical person be fulfilled in any way, shape, or form?

Please see the FAQ entry...

My MC is intrigued by this agenda of demonic conquest & people-eating and would like to subscribe to their newsletter. Can I join the other side?

Well... there's certainly some Dead Ends where you can do that!

How the Hell Did You Think That Would Work Out?

The MC can be a pretty shitty, manipulative person using everyone around them while running around getting people killed (Serial Killer MC is certainly onboard there!) up to a reasonable point, after which they're getting put down like a rabid dog trying to murder the plot.

Also, quick reminder that freaking Not Your Mother's Shire got rejected from Hosted Games for being "too offensive". And it went nowhere near as dark as that. I wouldn't hold my breath about any full-blown psychotically evil MCs getting published through Choice of Games.

[percabethxjamespotter]

God I can't take this anymore, Lorelai is such a two faced hypocritical woman.

Jess was 17 coming from a bad background and in a dark place in life but she hates him from the get go and can't sympathise or try to help the kid because she already has some stereotype about 'boys like him'.

On the other hand, Dean cheats on his wife with her daughter, treats her like shit and omg suddenly "he is 19 give him a break".

Urgh.

[driveitlikesebastianvettelwould]

I could go on a whole rant about how I despise when fans, especially Seb fans, use Seb and his name and/or his image, what have you, as a tool to shit on another human being. I could write an essay about this and how I think it reflects poorly on them using Seb that way and reflects poorly on his fanbase. Yes I’m talking about the people using Seb to shit on Lando. But I’m not gonna do that, I don’t have the energy.

For me personally, I use the fact that Seb, real life Sebastian Vettel, respects Lando Norris as a person and obviously likes him, as my sign.

Leave them alone please. That’s all.

[raddestrose]

Wei Wuxian, you did not just ask Lan Wanji if he liked Mianmian

[senjutsunade]

@whotookmysenbon no one said you could vote.

[fruitless-vain]

I feel like it is potentially not the wildest idea that perhaps if you Hate Christmas and are going to be a Rude Ass Cunt for the entire evening it may be a good idea to not demand that the holiday happens at your house? Demanding that *you host* claiming that you *love hosting* and then, actually, getting mad at everyone for every little thing and overall just having an obnoxious attitude complaining left right and centre over any thing you can think of

You can just choose to not be a part of the holiday. You can be a grown ass adult and say “I don’t want to receive or give gifts this year” or “I’m not liking hosting so let’s do it elsewhere” or any number of potential communication tactics that aren’t Snapping At Everyone For Any Given Reason

You can just, yknow, not participate instead of actively ruining the evening for everyone you’re supposed to care about?

[admiral-arelami]

AITA If My Favorite Character is a Fascist?

Uh oh. The Fascsplainers are at it again. Yes, we know what fascism is, thx.

[bluecrocss]

Here's A No Nuance Take. You Can Take it or Toss it 👍

I've been seeing a really lazy critique of TWOTTG where people claim Rick's "changing the characterization of the main trio to match their characterization in the show" rather than Rick is lazily leaning on the flanderization (google it) of his own characters, which has been progressively happening since way before the show even came out.

We get it. Y'all aren't happy with the show. But at this point, y'all are making it your catch all scapegoat for every gripe you have with Rick 😭

Like, He's not even the lead writer for the show lmao

[ratatatastic]

so the winter classic WILL be against the rags ah yes cats versus snowbirds a matchup for the ages

[buckleyreid]

How many cheaters do y’all want?

911: Yes.

[purple-space-aliens]

“oh, that’s a cute post! i should prolly check the dni before interacting tho” *checks dni. it says “endo ‘systems’ dni”. cue exhausted sigh.*

[darriness]

Are we really wasting time in the mid season finale on a cart cop investigation?

I’m going to be without 911 for four months and they’re spending their time on this bullshit?!