#Like seriously?

[gnar-slabdash]

You've got your balls tied to the stock price like a cinderblock.

Totally normal dialogue to include 24 minutes into your pilot episode

[eeveeofinsanity]

Thinking about how in Last Life Scar kept saying he had no friends, even though Scott and Pearl were his friends. The only friends who weren't forced into friendship via contract as well.

Then I thought about how in Secret Life Scar kept saying he had no friends even though... Scott and Pearl... were his friends...

Huh. Two games where Scott and Pearl are Scars only friends and yet he keeps crying about having no friends. Strange

Is this a coincidence or is a pattern forming?

[percabethxjamespotter]

God I can't take this anymore, Lorelai is such a two faced hypocritical woman.

Jess was 17 coming from a bad background and in a dark place in life but she hates him from the get go and can't sympathise or try to help the kid because she already has some stereotype about 'boys like him'.

On the other hand, Dean cheats on his wife with her daughter, treats her like shit and omg suddenly "he is 19 give him a break".

Urgh.

[driveitlikesebastianvettelwould]

I could go on a whole rant about how I despise when fans, especially Seb fans, use Seb and his name and/or his image, what have you, as a tool to shit on another human being. I could write an essay about this and how I think it reflects poorly on them using Seb that way and reflects poorly on his fanbase. Yes I’m talking about the people using Seb to shit on Lando. But I’m not gonna do that, I don’t have the energy.

For me personally, I use the fact that Seb, real life Sebastian Vettel, respects Lando Norris as a person and obviously likes him, as my sign.

Leave them alone please. That’s all.

[raddestrose]

Wei Wuxian, you did not just ask Lan Wanji if he liked Mianmian

[senjutsunade]

@whotookmysenbon no one said you could vote.

[fruitless-vain]

I feel like it is potentially not the wildest idea that perhaps if you Hate Christmas and are going to be a Rude Ass Cunt for the entire evening it may be a good idea to not demand that the holiday happens at your house? Demanding that *you host* claiming that you *love hosting* and then, actually, getting mad at everyone for every little thing and overall just having an obnoxious attitude complaining left right and centre over any thing you can think of

You can just choose to not be a part of the holiday. You can be a grown ass adult and say “I don’t want to receive or give gifts this year” or “I’m not liking hosting so let’s do it elsewhere” or any number of potential communication tactics that aren’t Snapping At Everyone For Any Given Reason

You can just, yknow, not participate instead of actively ruining the evening for everyone you’re supposed to care about?

[admiral-arelami]

AITA If My Favorite Character is a Fascist?

Uh oh. The Fascsplainers are at it again. Yes, we know what fascism is, thx.

[bluecrocss]

Here's A No Nuance Take. You Can Take it or Toss it 👍

I've been seeing a really lazy critique of TWOTTG where people claim Rick's "changing the characterization of the main trio to match their characterization in the show" rather than Rick is lazily leaning on the flanderization (google it) of his own characters, which has been progressively happening since way before the show even came out.

We get it. Y'all aren't happy with the show. But at this point, y'all are making it your catch all scapegoat for every gripe you have with Rick 😭

Like, He's not even the lead writer for the show lmao

[buckleyreid]

How many cheaters do y’all want?

911: Yes.

[purple-space-aliens]

“oh, that’s a cute post! i should prolly check the dni before interacting tho” *checks dni. it says “endo ‘systems’ dni”. cue exhausted sigh.*

[darriness]

Are we really wasting time in the mid season finale on a cart cop investigation?

I’m going to be without 911 for four months and they’re spending their time on this bullshit?!

[nephilimeq]

Hawkeye vs Loki - Shot for Shot

I swear, these two shows were shot this way on purpose. Here are some scenes side by side from the show Hawkeye and Loki. 

This first one is so simple, but so profound.

The both of them grieving over the ones that they lost. Shot from the same side and they both do that same look away. This is just the first example.

Next, we have this:

This is when they are both seeing their pain trivialized and treated as if it was nothing. Clint is seeing his trauma being turned into a musical, and Loki is seeing infinity stones as mere paperweights. Their’ lives being turned into nothing more than stories. This is pain.

Then we have this:

Like. How hilarious is this? Both of them are embarrassed by their counterparts and I love the exasperation that comes from both of them here. It’s small, but a cute parallel. The way they are regretting all of their life decisions up to that point.

And then you have this adorable parallel:

They’re both showing off to their counterparts. It’s a really cute moment from each show that shows their skills in a positive light. Clint is known for his skill in never missing, while Loki is known for his skill in magic. For a brief moment we get to see each of them being happy and sharing their abilities in a positive light, which we haven’t had the chance to see from either of them until this point.

I love these moments so much, and seeing them both briefly happy and having a small moment of brightness in their traumatic lives.

Then we have this. THIS. THIS. THIS.

Holy crap.

Like...this feels deliberately done, right?

The opposing camera angles, the complementary colors, the way the hand slides into the shot?

They way both fall to their knees in front of a woman that feels wronged by them and wants them to take responsibility for their actions?

It’s really two sides of the same coin.

Clint is being accused by Yelena for letting someone die, when it was never truly his fault because she made the decision, though Clint still feels guilty for it anyway, and then Yelena absolves him in the end.

Versus Loki who is being accused by Sif for never taking any accountability for his actions whenever he does something wrong, always running from the consequences of his decisions, until he finally steps up and admits that he was wrong, and then Sif hurts him again, anyway.

It really feels as if these two shows were meant to be counterpoints to each other. If they wanted to wrap things up really well, they would do a crossover between the two of them, and have Clint and Loki work together, because that was one part of Clint's trauma that's never been addressed, as well as Loki's.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

"I would never poop in a school/work/public/friend's bathroom!" So what's it like to live without any gastrointestinal problems?

[tamathena]

Are pokemon fans perhaps stupid?

[mylasttwobraincellsandi]

I will say Neil gaiman going radio silent on Tumblr is not helping his case in anyway.

I always believe the victims first so if he cannot offer substantial proof on innocence I guess yet another author has been ruined for me.