#gets me every damn time
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gnar-slabdash · 2 months ago
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You've got your balls tied to the stock price like a cinderblock.
Totally normal dialogue to include 24 minutes into your pilot episode
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kitxvoss · 1 year ago
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randolph bell in every episode / 2x16
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mikelogan · 1 year ago
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THE GREATEST GIFT AND HONOR
IS HAVING YOU FOR A DAUGHTER
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impossiblebird · 2 years ago
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@azura-bookclub
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toxooz · 1 year ago
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also been thinking abt pooki with his cunty scarf💅
if my next drawing post isnt the comic update take me out back and shoot me like a sick dog
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bixels · 11 months ago
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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!
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anetherealpoetess · 7 months ago
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louis, whom i am fully aware is an unreliable narrator, once again revealed to be an unreliable narrator.
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area51-escapee · 2 years ago
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What can I say, I’m a sucker for everything being solved through the powers of love and friendship
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mispelled · 1 year ago
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Cant believe they carried the entire show and nothing bad happened to them ever. and they were t4t
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lupins-hehim-pussy · 7 months ago
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#wriothesley#neuvillette#wriolette#neuvithesley#genshin impact#he goes aheeheehooheehoohee#i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something#really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice#and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated#also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally#sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day#but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh#he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism#the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe#and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny#the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the#perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe#art#my art
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ichiro-artosaki · 5 months ago
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zhak vo'n'fynh duj
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cautiously0ptimistic · 6 days ago
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Do you even know whether you're running toward or away from something anymore? I guess it's all just running, all the same.
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strummerjoe · 2 years ago
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Okay okay, listen, Night Watch is an absolute masterpiece of storytelling. It’s done so well I want to scream. Not only do we, the readers, know that the revolution will end in tears, the protagonist of the story knows it too! Vimes goes into this with the exact same expectations as the reader of here we go, we know we’re in a tragedy, we’re know we’re doomed by the narrative. AND YET, AND YET as the story goes on, you start to hope that maybe, just maybe, something will be different this time.  Even Vimes starts to entertain the idea, but every time this happens, you get reminded (by the History Monks) that No. This is only going to go one way. This. is. a. Tragedy.  BUT STILL. These are good people and look, some things have gone better this time, maybe it’s enough? Vimes always wins in the end, doesn’t he? And so you HOPE and by hoping, you wilfully forget what you’ve been told again and again, that this is a tragedy.  AND THEN THEY GET SO CLOSE. SO FREAKING CLOSE that when it all goes wrong you feel surprised, even though you were told from the very beginning how it was going to go. It’s insane. It’s Terry Pratchett at his finest. Its’s a goddammed masterpiece.
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ohitslen · 6 months ago
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Living together.
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The snail video if you are interested :)
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gunsatthaphan · 2 months ago
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"do you agree? - yes."
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cinderduck · 6 days ago
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Tale Weaver Part 4
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