anetherealpoetess
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Thick in the thicket gooseberries hung their lanterns from two–inch spines; raspberries ripened into jam on razor–edged canes. She held the gloves out so disparagingly, you saw you couldn't win.
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— Karen Russell, "The Ghost Birds" in The New Yorker (2021)
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Cigarettes were unhealthy as shit but at least they made you look fuckable. people looked fuckable. now everytime someone takes a hit from their vape, we lose more of our eroticism
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How To Find A Sea Unicorn (reupload)
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zak brown thinks you can buy main character energy. you don't wake up one day and decide to be iconic. even maggoty little ghoul christian horner was born with a level of charisma that would spit in zak's face and steal his pepper pig lunchbox. toto and christian were born insane and become through fate the deranged fathers of (formerly) warring blood-hungry sons. zak is just rich
#f1#formula 1#formula one#zak brown giving interviews about horner's firing like stay in the margins where you were born to live#(unless you are bringing up horner's sexual harassment)#plus tho i like aussie pastry he does not resonate on the level of max or lewis therefore his old man associates are dull
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sauron: 17/∞
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You’re disgusting for shipping oscarmark and it’s even more embarrassing that you think Mark is a “brat tamer” he’s literally a fucking button
I've been laughing at this for like two minutes straight
I don't even have anything to say, I just don't care
Also, Mark be like:
#don't ask me how i ended up on the oscar x mark side of tumblr BUT#i thought this was an anti-rpf tirade but the anon just being mad about positioning mark as a 'brat tamer' is sending me#it's so specific a thing to rage against#genuinely made me laugh out loud#i have no one to talk to about this#oscarmark#learning oscar has a collection of old guys has truly been enlightening though#learn something new etc etc#f1#formula one
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sebastian vettel logging onto archive of our own during the 2011 abu dhabi grand prix
#me in 2011 reading that one super famous merlin x arthur fan fiction#despite the fact i didn't ship them at all#sebastian vettel#f1
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How is everything so vulgar and over sexualised but completely sexless and devoid of magnetism and desire….. neutered ass planet
#we were a sensual people once#now it is all conservative dog-whistling and capitalism and sexism and racism and women begging to be degraded because of “choice”#or some stupid choice feminism shit#idk idk
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anyway oscar piastri is still leading the championship and his ass is still fatter. happy break
#miserable gp for me personally what with charlie's “chassis” (i.e that fucking ferrari plank) and sexist norris fumbling his way to victory#but oscar still leading the championship does console me#oscar piastri#f1#formula one
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