#genuinely made me laugh out loud

[comeonblub]

please watch this im actually laughing. tango has audio issues and the rest of them just decide to do this???

[hellshire-harlot]

>Be me

>Official Mojave Express Courier

>Get shot in the head in some town while on a job

>AintThatAKickInTheHead.jpg

>Go on a wild goose chase to find the guy who shot me

>Meet a depressed sniper with anger issues

>Cant take him with me into New Vegas

>Sad.jpg

>Meet with boss who wants me to finish my delivery

>He gives me permission to kill guy who shot me (name is Benny)

>Change into my ritzy clothes to fit into the strip

>BadFunIdea.png

>Sidle up to Benny

>Successfully seduce him

>Gain access to him in private

>Bang him

>Solid6.5/10.gif

>We both finish (somehow)

>I pull out the knife I smuggled in

>Kill him in his sleep

>SweetSweetRevenge.jpg

>Fall asleep next to his body

>Wake up in morning refreshed and satisfied

>His naked corpse is hovering over the bed

>It collapses loudly onto the bed

>His clothes are perfectly folded on the floor

>I am fully clothed

Thanks, Todd

[paulic]

Sorry but these comments about James are the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time

[fruitbythefoot7]

i still think about this

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

Ignore that they're in a state of terror if you believe in yourself this is romance

GOKUMOTA... WIN...!!!!!

[peonyblossom]

HELP I JUST SNEEZED WHILE CRYING AND GOT TEAR DROPS ON MY GLASSES PLEASE

[ritualchalice]

SOMETIMES

YOU JUST HERE

TO LOOK BEHIND

[switchblade-collector]

Tumblr ads at it again.

[desire-mona]

can i show u my fav clip from any movie ever? thanks

[kevinsdsy]

bonus (another account): HOW DO NEW ACCOUNTS KEEP APPEARING I KEEP THINKING I HAVE EVERYONE INCLUDED THAT’S MENTIONED AT LEAST ONCE AND HERE U GO THERE’S ANOTHER ONE LIKE 😭😭😭 and shane is mentioned quite a lot too especially during the game against the foxes so idek how i missed that

trojans social media au (pt. 26): i’ve written a few headcanons based on the socmed au and i will do a few parts bc i have too many 😭 i asked y’all what out of pocket things jeremy could say to get stuck in media training and y’all really wanted him to say cunt LMAOO so here u go (the three tweets are specifically inspired by @captain-danwilds so thank you hehe) also the jeremy x neil tweet is fully inspired by @iiowaw so thank you so so much!!

[official-dandelion-posts]

Everyone remember to drive safe with their idiot sons ❗️❗️❗️

[maemil]

My favourite genre of comic panel

Robin (1993) #5 & Gotham Knights #30

[mossy-aro]

huh

[ghostbustersconfessions]

here are my thoughts on the ghostbusters (1984). Also these are my opinions so don’t get mad at me

ray: i honestly really love him, hes really funny and i love dan aykroyd :3

winston: i agree with the confession about winston being underrated, i actually love winston. he’s pushed aside a lot, he did join the ghostbusters later in the film but i still love winston no matter what (not to mention is that his actor is jacked)

egon: i do love my nerdy man, he is overrated sometimes but i love him still

peter: TIED UP TILL HE CANT MOVE, SPREAD THOSE LEGS APART IM ABOUT TO ROCK YOUR WORLD. IM NOT STOPPING TILL PETER CHARLES VENKMAN CANT TAKE ANYMORE. TIE HIS ASS UP NOW, turn off that camera pretty boy, I’m feeling romantical

😦😦😦

[lale-txt]

Osamu in soft launch be like

stop asdfgklsdjs biblically accurate Osamu

him tweeting "was it casual when i stayed up for 72 hours to read back on your blog posts from 11 years ago"

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

the real way to end the game without anyone dying is to enter the academy then hack the school system to play modern mickey mouse and mario exclusively. disney and nintendo would simply kill team danganronpa with their bare hands for using copyrighted material.

If you can’t stop the killing game through hope-driven means then copyright infringement works fine