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The Two D&Ds
I am going to make two statements:
I despise D&D, and consider it a parasitic drain on ttrpgs as an artform.
I love D&D and my fascination with it continually inspires me to create art using it.
These two statements might seem to be at odds, but in fact there is no conflict when one considers that the term 'D&D' is being used to refer to two completely different things. I hate one of those things and like the other. So let's unpack that. Firstly, there's D&D-as-a-lifestyle-brand. D&D as presented by critical role, by memes about horny bards and wholesome gay tiefling found families, and by the wider hasbro-sanctioned fandom. Where the actual design and mechanics of the game are a vague suggestion that exists homeopathically in the same vicinity as what you're doing. But really, you're inventing blorbos, collecting pretty dice, and speculating on events in an actual-play on twitch; the rules in that very pretty rulebook are an afterthought to the fandom.
Then there's D&D-as-a-family-of-ttrpg-mechanics. This covers the various editions of Dungeons & Dragons - from the white-box OD&D to 5th edition and everything in between - as well as various retroclones, hacks and spin-offs such as the OSR, Pathfinder, etc. This isn't defined as a cultural space; it's a set of game mechanics and design principles shared across the text of various games. And there's a lot of variation with the specifics, but like The Blues, if you know the basic structure it all makes sense.
The two D&Ds have very little to do with each other.
When indie people like myself criticise D&D, we are usually criticising the first one. We're generally outsiders to that fandom-space who are unhappy with the way that fandom encroches on, and ultimately stiffles, everything else in ttrpgs as an artistic medium. We tend also to dislike the very shallow interest in that fandom of the things we care about in ttrpgs - game design, gameplay, theory, criticism, etc.
Here's the thing. I am, personally, immensely critical of D&D-as-lifestyle-brand. I detest it, honestly. It strikes me as a corporate exploitation of the wider medium in pursuit of an easy profit, at the expense of catering to the lowest common denominator. Like invasive kudzu, it chokes out all ecological diversity in the art-form. Its a homogenising influence, and in my experience pretty anti-intillectual.
Because, at risk of sounding like a pseud, I consider ttrpg design to be an art-form that merits serious effort, discussion and appreciation.
However. D&D-as-a-set-of-games I actually quite like. I find myself fascinated by the way so many games take apart the starting framework of a given edition of D&D - like your 12-bar-blues structure - and adapt it and riff on it and fuse it with other genres. I find it interesting to track the way whole movements and genres mutate out from that starting position. Hell, I do that myself, a lot. A lot of my design work takes the very early editions of D&D as a starting point, gets into a groove, and riffs on it until it's seemingly unrecognisable.
To me, a work like Mork Borg is D&D (the second definition). It is, however, totally unrelated and unrecognisable to D&D (the first definition).
So I will talk about "D&D as the containment game for shit players" and I mean it, because I'm talking about type-1. And I'll do that while designing a paleolithic OSR game, because that's type-2. And by and large, all that happens when both those things intersect is people get upset.
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I belong with my One; Fili x DĂșnedain reader
*Author's note*
So this took me a few days to finally get finalized and write down so I hope @futuristicyouthvoid I hope you enjoy this fic. For this fic I've put that instead of Kili getting shot by the Morgul arrow, reader gets shot saving him and ends up getting sick.
Warnings: reader poisoned, near-death experience, some angst and some fluff.
Taglist:
@plethora-of-things
@waddles03
@psychosupernatural
@jd-johndeacon-or-jackdaniels
@gay-and-ready-to-cry
@queen-paladin
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So much has happened in such little of time. First Gandalf offers me a proposition for aiding a company of Dwarves, then weâre being pursued by orcs, then get imprisoned by the Elven king Thranduil. Now we find ourselves at the mercy of the Men of Laketown.
Thankfully another friend of mine Bard was willing to let us stay the night at his house but of course the Dwarves had to screw it all up by going to the armory to steal the weapons and end up getting caught by the Master of the Lakeâs guards. But by some miracle, we were granted the supplies we needed to get us to Erebor to complete the quest before sunset. Of course I knew it was because of the Masterâs greediness that he agreed to help, he never was a good man.
âYou do know weâre one short, whereâs Bofur?â Bilbo asked.
âIf heâs not here, we leave him behind.â Said Thorin.
âWeâll have to, if weâre to find the door before nightfall. We canât risk no more delays.â Balin agreed grimly as everyone began piling into the boat. But as I was just halfway over the plank, I felt a hand stop me.
âNot you.â I turned to see Thorin.
âWhat?â
âWe must travel at speed, youâll only slow us down.â He told me.
âIâm coming with you all to the Mountain. I promised Gandalf that I would.â
â(Y/n), you have been a big help to me and my kin. The first Ranger to truly stand for our cause. But lately you havenât been up to par on your health. Stay here and rest, rejoin us when youâre healed.â Just because Iâve been feeling a bit sluggish since the river incident, doesnât mean Iâm helpless.
âThorinââ
âI will say no more on the matter.â Without another word, Thorin went back onto the boat whilst I had no choice but to sit back down on the docks, feeling a chill suddenly come over me.
âIâll stay with the lass, my duty lies with the wounded.â Oin said as he voluntarily got off the boat and came up to me.
âUncle, (Y/n) has done more for this company than any other outsider couldâve done for us. You cannot repay her by leaving her behind.â Fili stepped up for me.
âFili no.â I told him.
âI will carry her if I must!â Fili argued.
âFili, one day you will be king and you will understand. I cannot risk the fate of this quest for the sake of a Ranger. Even if she were the only one willing to help us.â As Oin began feeling my forehead for a temperature, I soon watched as Fili stormed off the boat but Thorin stopped him. âFili, donât be a fool. Your place is with the company.â
âMy place is with her!â he snapped back at his uncle before taking back his arm and came over to me.
âWhy did you do that? I thought you always wanted to see Erebor, you told me so yourself.â
âIâll have plenty of opportunities to see the kingdom in my lifetime, but your wellbeing is more important to me than all the gold in Erebor.â I felt my cheeks grow warm as I softly thanked him.
âAnd donât think itâll just be Fee thatâs gonna help you get back on your feet.â We turned to see Kili had also left the boat.
âKili, you didnât have to stay behind too.â Fili said.
âYeah I couldâve gone but itâs my decision too.â He came up to me and stood on my right side. âYou saved my life back in the Woodland realm, Iâll gladly do everything I can to help you now (Y/n).â I smiled and looked at the brothers.
âYou guys truly are the best friends Iâve ever had. Thank you.â They both nodded and as the Laketown band played a victorious fanfare to wish our friends luck, a sudden dizziness overcame me.Â
My vision was going in and out of focus and as the crowd cheered as the boat with our friends departed from the docks, I suddenly fell forward, the last thing I heard was Filiâs voice calling my name.
*3rd Person POV*
When (Y/n) had passed out on the dock, Fili cried out (Y/n)âs name as Oin came up and began searching over her body for any trace of an infected wound or trace of blood. Knowing that she had saved Kili from that arrow back when they were trying to escape the orcs on the river, there mustâve been a wound he mightâve missed before they came across Bard.
âOH, did you miss the boat too?â they soon heard the missing Dwarf, Bofurâs voice say. But the moment he saw (Y/n) passed out, his concern grew as he asked Kili. âWhat happened to her?â
âWe donât know. She justâsuddenly passed out.â
âHer feverâs spiking lads. We have to get her help right away!â Oin said.
âKee, help me out here!â together the brothers lifted her up by her arms while Oin and Bofur got her legs and they walked back towards the Masterâs manor to ask for help. After pushing through the guards, Fili cried out. âPlease wait! Please, we need your help. Our friend is sick!â
âSick? Is it infectious?â the Master exclaimed fearfully as he covered his nose with his handkerchief and fearfully cowered behind Alfrid. âGet back! Alfrid, Alfrid donât let them come any closer!â
âPlease. We need medicine.â Oin pleaded. Â Alfrid walked closer as he sneered at them.
âDo I look like an apothecary? Havenât we given you enough? The Masterâs a busy man, he hasnât got time to worry about sick Rangers! Let alone this one right âere. All sheâs ever done for this town is ruin the Masterâs good name and turn the people against him.â
âSheâs helped these people in their hour of need! Are you willing to let her die because of your own selfish needs?!â Kili demanded.
âNone of our concern. Sheâs not a paying citizen here, therefore sheâs not our problem. Now off you pop! Less we use more drastic measures.â With that Alfrid and the Master shut the doors and the guards ordered them away.
After being rejected by the Master, they tried going to other people to see if they could help but all of them were either too scared to go against the Masterâs wishes, or didnât have enough supplies to help aid her as well as their own sick family members.
With no other options left, the Dwarves raced back to Bardâs home. Knowing of their friendship, theyâd hope that at least he could help them. Bofur knocked on the door frantically and as soon as Bard saw them, he sneered.
âNo, Iâm done with Dwarves. Go away!â he went to shut the door but Bofur stopped him pleading.
âNo, no please! Please! No one will help us. (Y/n) is sick.â Bard opened the door further to see his good friend now sickly pale, strands of her hair stuck to her face from the profuse sweating she was doing, and her breathing was now choked gasps. âSheâs very, very sick.â Even with the grievance he had with the Dwarves for risking the safety of not only his children but the entire town of Dragon fire, he didnât have the heart to turn his dear friend away.
âBring her in.â Bard stepped aside and the four dwarves quickly piled in while Bard quickly looked around before shutting the door. âPut her over there. Iâll see what I have.â Bard went to the back of the house as the Dwarves set her down on the nearby couch. Fili took her hand between his and squeezed it.
âHang on (Y/n), weâre all here to help you. JustâŠ..donât go where I cannot follow.â He whispered to her stroking the back of her hand with his thumb. Kili watched his older brother and knowing of his feelings towards the Ranger, he couldnât help but feel guilty knowing that it was because of his carelessness that the woman his brother loved got hurt to save him.
As the night overcame the lake, (Y/n)âs health was gradually becoming worse. Oin did managed to find a small graze just underneath her elbow. A graze that came from an orc arrow tipped with poison. Already the wound (even for as small as it was) had already started to become infected and the poison was spreading fast.
(Y/n) was tossing and turning, panting as her body was glistening with sweat.
âNothingâs working! Can you not do something!?â demanded Fili who was growing more frantic by the second seeing the woman he came to love be in such agony.
âI need herbs! Something to bring down her fever.â Bard soon came in with some more supplies and began listing them off.
âI have nightshade, feverfewâŠ..â
âNo, no there no use to me. Do you have any Kingsfoil?â said Oin but Bard told him.
âNo. Itâs a weed we feed it to the pigs.â
âPigs? Weed. Right. Donât move.â Bofur said before leaving the house. As Kili was continuing to dab a damp, cool cloth across (Y/n)âs face and neck to ease her of her sweating, a rumble was soon heard coming from the mountain.
âDa?â asked one of Bardâs daughters Sigrid.
âItâs coming from the mountain.â Answered Bardâs son, Bain. Â Bard had feared the worst, the dwarves had awoken Smaug the Terrible and soon the prophecy would come to pass, the Lake will shine and burn.
âYou should leave us.â Fili said as he walked up to Bard. âTake your children, get out of here.â
âAnd go where? Thereâs nowhere to go.â Bard told him in defeat. Â Little Tilda stepped in front of her siblings and asked her father fearfully.
âAre we going to die Da?â Bard looked at his youngest child and assured her.
âNo darling.â
âThe dragon, itâs going to kill us.â Bard then turned towards a beam just above the kitchen and gripped a thin but firm piece of what appeared to be black iron. He pulled it down from the beam to reveal that it was a Black arrow, the very same black arrow that can only be used to kill the dragon.
âNot if I kill it first.â Bard said determinedly. He then asked his son to come with him while the girls stayed behind with the Dwarves to help take care of their Aunt.
Time passed and (Y/n)âs fever was getting even worse. Her breathing was sharp and panicked and she was now starting to writhe in agony.
âDurinâs beard where is Balin with that Kingsfoil!?â Fili demanded.
âI have the right mind to go out and look for him myself!â Kili snapped.
âYou canât leave! With the guards on patrol, theyâll arrest you too and aunt (Y/n) will never get better!â Bain said. âNo one is leaving this house understood!?â hearing the young man take a stand against the Dwarves made them both feel shock and admiration.
âVery well laddie. But I donât know how long (Y/n) has got left, sheâs growing weaker by the second.â Oin said to Bain.
âTilda, Sigrid, come with me to get more rags and water for aunt Hela.â The siblings soon left while Fili gripped (Y/n)âs hand tighter.
âFiâŠâŠ.li.â she choked out.
âIâm right beside you (Y/n).â he whispered to her. Slowly opening her eyes she croaked out.
âFiliâŠ..if anything hap-happens to meââ
âDonât talk like that (Y/n). Weâre going to heal you, Bofurâs probably found the Kingsfoil by now, heâs just probably ducking the guards and taking longer. Please donât give in now.â He squeezed her hand between his. âDonât go where I canât follow.â
Suddenly a scream was heard and next thing everyone knew orcs began dropping down from the rooftop or coming in through the front door. The dwarves grabbed whatever they could to fight off the orcs but there were too many of them, and with the tightly constricted area the house provided, there was hardly any fighting room.
Kili got the children to duck under the table and fought off any orc that tried to come close to them, while Oin and Fili worked together to fend off any orc that came near (Y/n). When they thought they were done for, help came from both Legolas and Tauriel who had been tracking down the orcs since they left Mirkwood.
As Fili managed to block an orcâs attack with a kitchen knife, (Y/n) had managed to crawl out of the couch and use a fire-poker to stab the orc through its spine. But she soon let out a cry of agony as she collapsed to the ground, the poison fully starting to overcome her. Eventually, all the orcs were either killed off or had begun to retreat from the house.
âYou killed them all.â Bain said as he and his sisters got out from under the table after all went quiet in the house.
âThere are others, Tauriel.â Legolas ordered but Tauriel was hesitant. As Oin came down beside (Y/n) and felt around her neck to feel her pulse was slowing down, Fili and Kili came down beside her as Oin said fearfully.
âWeâre losing her!â
âTauriel.â Legolas said to her. She turned back to her prince and said.
âThe Ranger has done no harm to us, is there nothing we can do to help her?â
âShe is beyond help. Iâm sorry, thereâs nothing that can be done for her.â Footsteps could soon be heard racing up the stairs and as the two elves prepared for another battle with orcs, they stopped to see that it was Bofur carrying some Athelas in his hand.
âAthelas,â Tauriel exhaled as she took it from him and admired it. âAthelas.â
âWhat are you doing?â Bofur asked nervously. Tauriel looked into the room before looking back at him and said.
âIâm going to save her.â Legolasâ eyes briefly narrowed.
âTaurielâŠ..â
âYou may go if you wish Legolas, but I cannot leave the she-ranger to perish in such agony. Not whilst she still clings to life and that I now have her only salvation.â The young prince took a deep breath then exhaled.
âWhat would you have me do?â the two elves raced back inside and Tauriel ordered.
âI need water fast. Get her on a solid, stable surface. Lay her flat on her back.â Every in the room reacted quickly. Tilda gave Tauriel the bowl of water for her to mix the Athelas together, whilst Legolas and the Dwarves worked together to get (Y/n) on the table.
She was screaming and writhing in pure agony, her mouth starting to grow black with the poison.
âWhere is the wound?â Legolas asked.
âUnderneath her left elbow.â Oin said. Legolas took hold of her left wrist and raised her arm above. But when she tried to struggle, he was forced to also grab her forearm to pin it down and there he saw it. The black graze and he could see the infection had fully spread and blackened her entire elbow.
âHold her down.â Tauriel said. Kili and Bofur held down her right leg while Bardâs children held down her left. Fili held (Y/n) by the shoulders and Oin helped Tauriel brew the medicine. Once it was brewed, Tauriel cut through the sleeve of (Y/n)âs shirt to get a better access to the wound.
The female ranger appearing like a rapid animal, screaming, grunting and thrashing about trying to free herself. Tauriel took some of the Athelas and began rubbing it onto her hands as she chanted.
âMenno o nin na hon i eliad annen annin, hon leitho o ngurth.â She then placed her hands over the rangerâs wound and (Y/n) let out an agonizing scream. Fili softly shushed her stroking through her hair and whispering in her ear all the while Tauriel kept chanting the spell.
Bit by bit, (Y/n)âs animalistic behavior quietened and then she went still. Her breathing now soft and not as frantic as it had been. Fili looked down at her worriedly and Kili asked.
âWill she be alright?â
âAthelas has powerful healing properties. With time and rest, sheâll regain her full strength. A few more minutes and she wouldâve been beyond even with the aid of the Athelas.â Responded Tauriel. The dwarves and Bardâs children breathed a sigh of relief.
âThank you.â Fili said to Tauriel. She gave him a soft but tight smile as well as a soft nod. Then both she and Legolas left to deal with the orcs.
After her healing, Fili wrapped up (Y/n)âs wound with some bandages and kept vigil at her side. Never before had he felt so scared than he had felt at that moment. Fearing that the woman he had come to become fond ofânay love throughout this quest, he wouldnât have known what to do had she been lost to him.
âSheâll be alright Fili. Sheâs strong, sheâll be back on her feet in no time.â His brother tried to assure him.
âI know. But seeing her go through all that pain, all that suffering, and who knows if she even knew she had been hit.â
âEven if she did, sheâs got the stubbornness of a Dwarrowdam. Perfect woman for a guy like you.â Fili turned to his brother. âYou may try to have hide it from the others but you canât hide anything from me Fee. Iâve seen how youâve been looking at her since Rivendell. You care for her more than just as a friend.â Fili sighed and looked down to her.
âI donât even know how it happened. But after all that weâve been through, seeing her in aâdomestic way. The way she was with her younger cousin, the way the sunlight seemed to reflect off her hair, and the way her eyes shone like jewels in the dark. KeeâŠâŠI feel as if she is my One.â
âAnd you should follow through that brother.â
âBut would it work? A dwarf and a human? Itâs never been done before?â
âIs that whatâs really troubling you? Or is it that you fear she doesnât feel the same way?â Fili remained quiet.
âThis quest has shown me that life is too fragile. And at any moment, any one of us can be taken away by any means. I want to tell her my true feelings butânot now. Not while our lives are still in danger. Perhaps when we reach the mountain, Iâll work up the courage to tell her but Iââ
âI understand brother. The turmoil that mustâve been stirring in your heart seeing her on deathâs doorstep, if you had confessed your love for her beforehand and it be too late to save herâŠâŠI canât imagine the pain that wouldâve been.â
âSheâs too precious to me.â Fili said as he stroked her cheek with the back of his finger. âI feel like if she had died tonight, my heart wouldâve died with her. My body may have continued to live on but my heart would never be full again.â
âTake comfort now that sheâs alive and that sheâs recovering. No more darkened thoughts need cloud your mind anymore.â Kili said as he placed a comforting hand on his brotherâs shoulder, gently shaking it. Fili turned to his little brother and nodded giving him a soft smile.
âThank you Kili. I know Iâm supposed to be the older brother here but, Iâm glad that you were here to be the one to ease my mind.â
âIâm always here for you brother, and I always will be. Together forever right?â he extended his other hand out.
âTogether forever little brother.â Fili clasped his other hand with Filiâs as they pressed their foreheads together, drawing in each otherâs strength.
*My POV*
 All I remembered was darkness, as well as a voice reaching out for me. Then a bright light and soon silence. I donât remember much after that but I do remember hearing Filiâs voice along with Kiliâs.
âThis quest has shown me that life is too fragile. And at any moment, any one of us can be taken away by any means. I want to tell her my true feelings butânot now. Not while our lives are still in danger. Perhaps when we reach the mountain, Iâll work up the courage to tell her but Iââ
âI understand brother. The turmoil that mustâve been stirring in your heart seeing her on deathâs doorstep, if you had confessed your love for her beforehand and it be too late to save herâŠâŠI canât imagine the pain that wouldâve been.â
âSheâs too precious to me.â I felt something graze my cheek with the most gentlest touch. âI feel like if she had died tonight, my heart wouldâve died with her. My body may have continued to live on but my heart would never be full again.â
So did Fili actually feel the same as I have come to feel for him? Oh Fili, I-I love you too. And I do hope that one day I can say that aloud, but for now I was just too weak to even open my eyes. I soon passed out once again but it wasnât until the sound of giant wings flying towards us had me opening my eyes.
Smaug was coming for us. And he was out for blood.
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Finally Watched Cinderella's Castle Digital Ticket (Twice) and I Gotta Get My Feelings Out Somewhere, Somehow (Part I)
Feel free to light up my DMs to chat about it!
And now, for my personal highlights/live reactions:
immediately I'm drawn in by Nick Lang's silly narrator voice and the way he warns us of what's coming. Especially the "muRrrDder!"
Jeff Blim cut his hair. JEFF BLIM CUT HIS HAIR. Not that I didn't like the long locks, but something about his Aladdin Era short hair gets me, man.
Jeff Blim literally getting to own the stage like the man was born to
Jeff Blim's slutty bard getup with the artfully messy hair and the heavy guyliner. That sinful bastard.
"Let's go." I'll follow you anyway, slutty bard.
Okay 80s rock jam! Hell yes.
idk why but I just love the line "There are tales in those walls, are they true or are they tall?"
THIS SET, THO. 80s vibes. Muppets vibes. Princess Bride vibes. Spooky, ethereal fairytale vibes. I love it! Props to the team who designed and built it.
prance, slutty bard boy, prance around that stage.
Jesus Fuck, I've only seen Joey's puppet but I'm already SOLD. Nick and Matt Lang and whoever else had a hand in making these puppets fucking OUTDID themselves! Did they use the Black Book and resurrect Jim Henson?
Throughout the show, the muppet vibes just absolutely amaze and delight me. Makes me feel like a little kid, spellbound by this fairytale. Except it's much darker, more gruesome, way more explicit, and extremely horny.
Oh look, it's Joey's Jingle/Jangle (whichever elf he was) voice from Black Friday.
Love me some o' dat non-binary representation from Ragweed. Starkid once again screaming GAY RIGHTS bitches.
I'm getting some of Jeff's Aragog from AVPS in this Narrator. Anyone else?
Stupid STUPID butcher!
Jon Matteson's accent. *giggles madly*
Angela IMMEDIATELY having to pause for applause before she finishes her first freaking line. The queen deserves it all, though.
The foreshadowing of the Stepmother cutting off Ella's feet. O_O
"It's furryyyyy and fouuuuul and full o' maGOTTTSSaaaaaggghhhh!"
Angela doing the little spinny finger thing in a guy's face to fluster them just like Max did to her character in Nerdy Prudes. I love these physical running gags. My fave being the Smoke Club, though.
OIIIINK oinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoink
Sir Preston asking for help from the audience. His "ELLAaaaaa....nooooo....."
The lighting in this entire show is SO COOL.
Again, Jeff just louging like a whore about the set like its his bitch. I live for it.
James' COSTUME. He looks SO FUCKING GOOD. Props to the costume folks...and to James' rockin' genes.
"But nothing compares to the juice and the hairs..." Oh no. Ohhhhh no I see where this is going. Don't say it, James, don't-- omg he said it.
er ee er ee er ee *window rolling down*
I thought the Prince drawing bewbies on the frosty window was funny already, and then he goes WAH WAH WAH and pretends to pinch them and I fucking lost it.
The Prince checkin' out DAT AZZZZZZ XD
"I'd wager she's wetter now than when I first found her bobbing in the river." OH MY GOD. PRINCE. THAT'S HER NOT-MOM.
If his highness has had every STD and beaten it, that's so fucked up but also damn, that boy's immune system is killin' it. Literally.
"Poor mad EllaAH"
"This is one thirsty FUCKING house." For real, omg.
"The offer stands firm. Come calling if you are!" *screams*
Jeff miming being crew and pulling the ropes for the curtains.
*audience member sneezes* "Bless you."
Angela's diction is next fucking level. PUNY. PINK. KIND.
The epic troll reveal! The puppets are SO GOOD.
THE FROG FUCKING TURNING AWAY AS SHE ASKED FOR IT TO DO SO SHE COULD KILL IT. CHRIST.
This bayou boogie song of Ella's is an absolute KILLER BOP. Holy shit. And it's SO perfect for Bryce's funky, sassy voice.
Speaking of which, BRYCE'S VOCALS. I'm gonna scream about them for forever and ever and ever. I love her voice SO FUCKING MUCH. I could listen to nothing else for the rest of my days and die a happy little gay.
"ohhhh woah woah waohhh" *flips the bird* She's such a queen for that.
"It needs oregano" WORK BITCH
Bryce's stage presence is fucking INSANE. I dunno how she's not on Broadway, but thank goodness we got her!
SIRE MANY TADPOLES!
GOD I love this absolutely depraved, horny little bastard of a prince.
It's amazing Tadeus hasn't murdered the prince yet. The man deserves a medal for the literal shit he's put up with.
Bugette?! I thought you choked on shit died and were consumed by the Hive Queen?
Rancilda being a typical troll and loving lurking under bridges and telling riddles.
Schuyler Sister vibes from the song with Justine and Lucy. So cute.
Justine and Lucy are SUCH real ones for IMMEDIATELY believing Ella about her family being trolls and for saying "fuck the ball, we're leaving NOW."
Shake dat ass, Mariah!
Lauren's physical comedy as Rancilda is NEXT LEVEL. I'm wheezing over here!
iSNn'tT it A BiiIItTcH?!
I LOOK GOOD IN THIS. What an absolute fucking BANGER. This song is gonna play in my head on repeat for the next decade. What a next level villain song.
Also this gives me some strongass Joan Jett vibes. "I love wearin' the skin of dead girls rock 'n' roll!"
and I hEEeaARr yoU'Re RiiiCCHhH
Seriously, is this the next Top Chart breakup revenge song? It should be.
"I really LIKE that song!" XD Putrice. I love how much of an absolute BIMBO she is.
Rancilda singing the song again. "SHUT UP STUPID BITCH, THE SONG'S OVER." "Okaaaaiiii"
Matt Dahan's ability to riff off the main songs and create motifs is otherworldly.
General MacNamara? Is that you?! Oh wait, nope. Still my slutty, slutty bard.
I LOOOOOOOVE this badass electric guitar intro, holy shit.
Kim Whalen, the queen, getting the bitchin' entrance she deserves.
Starkid is so, so good at their sound design to help immerse you in a scene without blowing a big budget or doing anything elaborate.
...Kim. My girl. Your arms must be tired.
She's just standing there, but Kim's stage presence is still so strong.
I can't get over how Jon's Sir Hops-A-Lot's voice is just a small...ahem. Hop, skip, and a jump away from Wiggly's.
JOEY. THAT ACCENT. You ABSOLUTE genius idiot. I love you for this stupidass voice.
Joey's bowl cut makes me giggle like mad.
I love these two puppets SO much.
GIT IT, KIM.
The call and response bit with Ella and the Goddess reminds me of Hamilton when Washington is dictating his Farewell Address. I know it's gotta be in other musicals, too, but that's the clearest comparison for this nerd at the moment.
Jeff sneaking in the "castle on a hill" song reference in this song.
Kim and Bryce dueting together is just Power incarnate. Holy cow. It's so good.
"You shall be as radiant and terrible as I." Ooooooh. Yes. Gimme.
The Narrator sneaking out from amidst the ensemble to finish off the song was really neat.
That fading spotlight before curtain for intermission with just Ella's face in view is so beautiful and haunting. What an epic close to Act I.
Also, it seems like this was also a strategic way to imply Ella's outfit being transformed there on stage during the song without actually having to do the tricky costume designing quick-change theater miracles of an ACTUAL outfit transformation. Which is really brilliant. Leave the audience to wonder until post-intermission about what Ella's starlight dress will look like.
#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#cinderella's castle#cc spoilers#cinderella's castle spoilers#ella ashmore#bryce charles#kim whalen#james tolbert#jeff blim#jon matteson#lauren lopez#joey richter#mariah rose faith casillas#curt mega#matt dahan#nick lang#matt lang#lang brothers#angela giarratana
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Hey people who definitely didnât follow me for my AUs hereâs another AU I thought up on the spot!!!
Fantasy/Royalty AU bam lets get into it
Julia and Bowie are the princess and prince of the kingdom, as you do, itâs gay and lesbian hostility in that castle every day
Axel, Wayne, Raj and Emma are knights with Axel being the head of the knights, Emma is also secretly a florist because why not
Priya is the head of the guards while Caleb is the personal guard/advisor to the king
Chase is a travelling bard who loves to talk about his âamazingâ adventures of âhelpingâ people
Nichelle is still a famous actress but instead of movies sheâs like, famous from plays and all that jazz
Ripperâs a barbarian thatâs pretty good at his job, unfortunately he is not taken very seriously
Millie is a famous writer but sheâs so damn difficult to find at times and only a few people know where she actually lives
Damien is a wizardâs apprentice, heâs still learning but heâs got some real talent within him
Zee is the court jester, he didnât even like try out for the role he just started talking one time and the king thought he was hilarious
Scary Girl is a famous necromancer because she is, funnily enough, scarily good at her job
And MK, silly olâ MK, is a master thief who is wanted all over the world, but can never be located, always managing to escape at the last moment
Alright hereâs some more details yippee
Raj and Bowie are like, in love, obviously, knight x prince romance! Forbidden love that isnât really forbidden but like itâs super cute and Raj is so smitten and Bowie just loves this handsome knight that would do anything for him
Wayne and Emma are friends here because I also think theyâre silly, Wayneâs the only one who knows Emmaâs secret florist job because she trusts him enough and also he accidentally found out but itâs fine!! But he also nearly gives away Emmaâs secret so many damn times because heâs just a little bit stupid
âMan I wish I could get Bowie a nice bouquetâŠâ
âOh well Emma is actually a fl-â
And then Wayne gets elbowed so hard he canât breath for 2 minutes
Emma also definitely has a thing for the cute court jester but she has no idea on how to actually approach Zee so she just sends him flowers anonymously and sighs while looking at him lovingly
Julia and MK meet because MK climbs up the damn castle walls at 2am and sneaks into Juliaâs room just to rob her, gets absolutely slammed by the princess, wakes up and is tied to a damn chair with Julia right up in her face about to rip her to shreds and all MK can say is âyou are REALLY attractive oh my godsâ
This throws Julia off, they start talking, Julia realises that despite the fact she is holding one of the most wanted criminals hostage in her room, she wants to keep seeing MK because sheâs entertaining and mean and just slightly pathetic, so she lets MK go on the promise that the thief will come back every night and so she does and yadda yadda lesbians toxic yuri wins
Millieâs stories actually come to life because shocker sheâs actually a wizard in disguise and she needs to be really careful about what she writes so thatâs why she hides herself away and is so hard to track down because if the wrong people knew about her magic capabilities oh no thatâs a lot of blood and injury and angst and 10k words every chapter
Millieâs parents also had this ability to create anything from mere writing, they shared this ability with the kingdom, and so if an important figure asked them to sayâŠmake a protector of the kingdom, they would do so, and they did, and thatâs where our villain/antagonist comes in but thatâs a story for another day
The older gens are also involved in this one way or another as well, most are just backgrounders but some hold important to the story
Damien is the wizard apprentice to Leonard and Tammy, two great and powerful sages who spend their time helping the world
DJ is the one who taught Emma how to be a florist, heâs kind and understanding and always helps Emma choose the right flowers to give to Zee
Eva trains Ripper under her watchful eye, sheâs proud of how far heâs come, but feels he can do just a bit more
Aleheather are the king and queen of the kingdom, Bowie and Julia are their adopted children
And thatâs all I got for now uhhhh add whatever you want to this itâs just a silly time
#total drama#total drama reboot#total drama island 2023#td axel#td mk#td julia#mkulia#rajbow#td nichelle#td emma#td chase#td ripper#td caleb#td priya#td zee#td damien#td millie#td bowie#td raj#td wayne#td scary girl#zemma#aleheather#td dj#td leonard#td tammy#td eva#td heather#td alejandro
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venti birthday art captions ranked by how gay they make him and the traveler sound
2024
The morning sun is pretty pleasant, isn't it? Ehe, you can barely keep your eyes open. Here, come sit with me and enjoy the scent of Cecilias! They'll perk you up. Ah, I lost track of time just chatting with you... Wait just a moment, I'm almost done! You haven't eaten apple pie in a long time, have you? Then I'll make us breakfast today~
2021
Oh, is this apple for me? Haha, that won't do, come share this apple with me. Split it open like this...and you will feel the breeze from the apple core. In some fairy tales, it is written that there is a whole tiny world hidden inside an apple core, and this breeze is a gift from the tiny world. Here, this half is for you. Once you're done eating, let's take a stroll in the tiny little world. But remember to keep it a secret and don't tell anyone else. That's because... you're the only one I want to bring there.
2022
Yahoo~ Look up, I'm here! It's been a long time, my warrior, ready to tell me your new story? Haha, you want to know if it's for my verses? Oh, don't make that face. I just want to hear about your adventures, isn't that reason enough? I want to know more about what you saw on your travels or the lives of others. The most important thing for me is to hear you talk about your own experiences and what you think about them. Come on, come sit next to me. This bottle of aged cider will be enough for us to chat from first dawn of the morning light until the stars cover the sky.
2022 (Web Event)
Paimon: Look, it's the Tone-Deaf Bard! / Venti: Heh, I was just wondering when you two would get here. / Traveler: Venti, it's your birthday today. / Traveler: Do you have any birthday wishes or anything you want to do? / Venti: Mmm... Then stay with me to chat and walk around. If we could go for a drink after, that would be great. / Paimon: These are all pretty normal... I would've thought a god's birthday wishes would have more of that "boom shaka-laka." / Venti: Hehe, that "boom shaka-laka" isn't from what you're doing, but who you're doing it with. / Venti: Right, Traveler?
2023 (Birthday Short)
"Together with you, even apples taste sweeter. But something isn't quite right, it feels like... I'm gonna sâsneeze."
2023
Caught you~! The farther your journey takes you, the less time we have to spend together in Mondstadt. But... I knew I'd run into you today. Quick, just sit down, right here! It's a rare chance, so allow me to croon you a dulcet tune, accompanied by the melody of the water's revelry.
2021 (Birthday Short)
"Paimon's back! Paimon picked a lot of big, fresh apples! Hey, where did the Traveler and Tone-Deaf Bard go?"
2022 (Birthday Short)
"Hey, Tone-Deaf Bard, we've been looking for you! Didn't expect you to be here!" / "Haha, Traveler and Paimon! You guys came just in time. Here, special apple juice made just for you. Try it~" / "Hey! Where's the special apple juice for Paimon!?"
2023 (Web Event)
Traveler: Happy birthday, Venti! / Paimon: Tadaâ Paimon and the Traveler made this apple cake for you! / Venti: Wow, thank you both! As the greatest bard in the whole world, allow me to put on a special performance for you. / Paimon: Yay! You're the best, Venti! / Venti: I'm just returning the favor. I've been waiting for a chance to perform this ever since the both of you told me all those new stories. Now then, shall we begin? / (Venti begins to perform the new ballad he's written. Paimon lets loose a party popper. The confetti flutters in the air, before gently settling on the floor.) / Venti: Wow, we even have stage effects for the song. / Paimon: Hehe, Paimon prepared this in advance. / Paimon: Wait... Is Paimon going to have to pick up the confetti pieces one by one before we leave? / Venti: Oh, that'll be a breeze. A little gust of wind will make quick work of that. / Traveler: ...So this is the sort of stuff the Anemo Archon uses his elemental powers for, huh? / Venti: Ehe.
2020
The tune you just hummed away, is it one that I oft play? Ah, so it's "Happy Birthday" you were just humming? Then please, continue, and I shall keep strumming! Eh-he!
2024 (Birthday Short) & 2024 (Birthday Calendar)
"Eh, olah! Mosi mita!"
The wind here is mixed with the scent of Cecilias... It feels quite pleasant! Oh, don't be afraid, little one. I've got you. Listen, there seems to be singing coming from a distance...
#its really funny how every bit of venti birthday art EXCEPT the 2024 short & calendar revolve around the traveler somehow#even disregarding the shipping interpretation like those two are besties fr#venlumi#aeventi#god he makes me insane sorry chat#longer post
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Now I want to know some of your polycule dynamic ideas for the bad kids???
This is a dream come true, okay walk with me
Let's start out with a couple of what I would consider fundamental pairings. In most any configuration of the group you can think of, most if not all of these are gonna be necessary for me to really get invested.
Fabriz. Duh. Need I say more.
Fabadaine. It's my fucking roman empire and I WILL go on about it for another thousand words if you ask
Figadaine. Support women's wrongs! Going shopping! My girlfriend is a rockstar and we make out backstage! My girlfriend is the elven oracle and we make out twice because she has a vision of it happening first!
I've also got some pairings that are nice on their own, but that I don't find like, mandatory if you're gonna sell me on something.
GorgugxFig. She's so loudly angry to hide her fear; he's so quietly scared of his own anger. She made him join her band and he's probably the better musician. They're so nice to each other.
FigxKristen. Fall into temptation. Make out with the devil on your shoulder. She helps you kill your god. She becomes your devoted paladin. The ArchDevil of Rebellion pulls you into a cosmic war against the very divinity you were the Chosen One for.
Now as for larger groupings, things get pretty fun. There are so many to choose from. Like for example:
The Bad Boys. Like as a throuple. Think about it. You're the cool son of a famous pirate; you're already kicking ass at bloodrush; youre hot shit. A metalhead and a briefcase kid latch onto you like barnacles. This is so embarassing. Cut to a month later and you're all on a rooftop sharing a cigarette and looking at the stars. The briefcase kid kisses you, and metalhead is next in line. Briefcase kid is also your best friend, even without the insane new tension and the fact that he can dismantle your coolguy persona with seemingly no effort. He tastes like burnt coffee. Even ignoring how metalhead can crack skulls, but treats you with gentleness and even hesitation, like he's afraid you'll turn him down. As if. His bangs get in the way when he kisses you.
The Bad Girls as a throuple. This one feels almost too obvious for words. Three girls who are all trying so hard and failing to be normal, but from three different directions. Imagine one day seeing the uptight wizard girl with rich parents and girl who tried to convert you to fantasy mormonism on her first day both walk into school one day holding hands with that punk girl who's in a band and who has already turned like six other students gay just by being cool and pretty. Then at lunch, they're all sitting together, and the elf and the cleric both have the bard's lipstick on their lips and cheeks. The cleric looks at you. She winks. You go home confused.
Figaydadaine. Figayda I don't have to sell you on, but you can't tell me Ayda and Adaine aren't so fucking cute together it hurts. They make spells for each other! Adaine has the key to the Wizard's Synod! Adaine killed her dad with Ayda's spell. Come ON, this shit writes itself. Honestly Aydaine is so good by itself
There's also an extended world of qpr among the bad kids - Rizdaine would be a great example of this. I don't think of them as a Couple, but they are SO close and there's so much trust and intimacy there. That's a pair that cuddle while watching movies or doing mystery stuff.
qpr FigGug is another great possibility. Just take all the sweet support and kindness they already have and pry out the romance.
I think if you pitched me another pair/group I could find something interesting about it, but those are my off-the-dome thoughts. Thanks for asking!
#dimension 20#fantasy high#adaine o'shaughnessey#fig faeth#kristen applebees#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#fabadine#figadaine#fabriz#the bad kids#polyamory
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The Dreadful Bard Rejanis Fics Masterpost
Last Updated on October 23rd.
Currently busy with life but I'm gonna get back into writing soon.
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Hey! I've been writing a lot since the start of the year so I thought I'd make this post just for the sake of being well-organized. I'll update this as I write and post new things, both here and on AO3.
Here's my linktree!
Adding a read more link because this is a long post. Here you're gonna find the links to all of my Rejanis works and the summary of each one.
Future works post (Please take a look at that if you haven't, I mention some stuff that's very important for you to know if you like ANY of my writing and want me to keep posting it)
TLDR: New installments of the series, new oneshots for the collection, multichapter fantasy/d&d au (summary for it on the future works post so check that out), 3 other multichapters that may or may not be written, plus a bunch of other shorter stuff as I get new ideas and inspiration.
ONESHOTS
Oneshot based on this:
Under the blossom tree
Summary: Collection of Rejanis oneshots inspired by songs.
stuck on you
Summary: Regina gets home sleep-deprived and exhausted after a hard day at the office, but realizes she forgot her keys at work. Too tired to drive back to fetch the keys, she tries to get in through the window but gets stuck. Luckily for her, the fire department sends her aid in the form of one Janis âImi'ike.
lyrics for a misunderstood mean girl
Summary: Regina hasn't seen Janis in two years because things keep getting in their way.
or
the one where Janis and Damian write Mean Girls the musical.
one thing I can't lose (kind of my favorite oneshot)
Summary: Janis somehow finds herself at Regina's door after the girl gets released from the hospital. Regina recruits Karen to decode her complicated gay feelings.
or
The one where Karen is a genius who can do no wrong, Regina is a feral chihuahua wearing a cone of shame, and Janis can't say no to her former nemesis.
feline disposition
Summary: Janis disappears and everyone is having a terrible time.
Completely unrelated to that, Regina rescues a cat from the rain in the middle of the night.
or
the one where Janis is a cat.
Attempt #19
Summary: Janis and Regina have been meeting in secret for six months and their communication is... not great.
Regina wants them to go public and get serious but Janis, convinced she wants to break up, never lets her say it.
or
the one where they actually talk after months of miscommunication.
Happy birthday?
Summary: Regina gets bad news on her birthday, which pushes her into acting like her old self with her friends. Janis won't have it. She has a plan to set Regina straight, but for that, she's going to need her to be willing to follow her lead.
lights and sirens
Summary: âOh noâŠâ Janis whispers, grimacing.
Regina glances at her with concern in her eyes. âWhat is it?â
âI thinkâI think I'm hallucinating. I'm looking at you, and I- and I see someone who can't- can't be real. Oh my god, I might be dying. Am I dying?â She confesses, still staring at Regina in shock, her heartbeat skyrocketing.
Maybe the pain is driving her mad. Or maybe death comes for you in the form of the person who you would most like to see one last time, to make the passing easier. She never thought Regina would be that person, but now that she thinks about it, it couldn't be more perfect.
Old stuff from 2019:
Hair
Home
MULTICHAPTERS
threads, oil paints, and textbooks - COMPLETE
Summary: Regina George starts a new year as one of Elizabeth T. Richmond Public School's teachers and finds out that one of the new faculty members is someone she'd been hoping to run into since leaving Illinois almost 16 years earlier. A lot has changed since then, but as everyone realizes, Regina and Janis still have a lot of unexplored feelings for each other.
The ballad of Moonlight & Solar Flare (pls give it a chance i promise its really good) - COMPLETE
Summary: Regina and Janis, as Moonlight & Solar Flare, used to fight crime together until something drove them to opposite sides, and their relationship didn't survive. Now, three years later, they realize it's not quite so easy to get rid of the love they once shared when a chain of events leads them back to each other.
SERIES
you set my world on fire
Basically, it's a continuation of the canon universe, starting during Spring Fling.
Summary for part 1: After getting hit by the bus, Regina is forced to come to terms with something she'd been running away from since she was a kid.
you set my world on fire (Part 1)
there's an old song (i wrote for you) (Part 2)
timeless like you and me (Part 3)
can't help myself (when you get close to me) (Part 4)
say you'll always keep me (Part 5)
you're still the one (Part 6)
uninvited (Part 7)
one that makes me sing (Part 8)
nothing in the world belongs to me (but my love) (Part 9)
birds of a feather (Part 10)
PS: new installments in the future
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
Please, if you like any of these fics and want more of them, don't only leave kudos on my stuff, leave comments too! I don't care how small those comments are, just please leave some, it means a lot to me <3
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Based on this post by @anzelsilver. Thanks for letting me write this prompt and I hope I did it justice!
~*~*~*~
Eddie had no idea what was happening. Donât get him wrong, the last several months have been great following his horrific encounter with the Upside Down, nearly dying, and then having to clear his name from a series of murders he didnât commit. But other than his absolute shitshow of a Spring Break, â86 truly was his year. He had graduated and become friends with an entire group of outcasts ranging from D&D nerds, a band kid, and a jock. He had never imagined that he would become friends with Steve âthe Hair'' Harrington but here he was. But thatâs what led to his inordinate confusion.Â
Being friends with Steve Harrington was confusing and unlike any other friendship heâd had before. Theyâd gone from hating each other from afar before their experience with Vecna to hanging out everyday afterwards. Steve would show up to the new Munson trailer with carry-out food from the diner and a blinding smile on his face. At movie nights, Steve would sit closely to Eddie with an arm around his shoulder and would hide his face in his neck at scary parts. He kept suggesting new plans or restaurants to try and would discretely hold Eddieâs hands out of view of everyone else. And when he got particularly excited about something, Steve would even kiss the corner of Eddieâs mouth!Â
Now, Eddie had never been friends with a jock before. So he assumes that Steveâs touchiness is due to trauma bonding and jock culture and he doesnât question it. He continues to hang out with Steve without limitation but all of the touching and everything with a straight guy is confusing for Eddie. Then, a nice guy approaches him at the Hideout after a set and Eddie really has no reason not to agree to go on a date. The fleeting touches from Steve and all around âgood guy-nessâ has been leaving Eddie feeling unfulfilled and frankly pathetic. He vowed not to crush on another straight guy after what happened last time yet here he was. So, what better way to get over his unrequited crush on Steve than to go out with another guy?
Itâs at another Party movie night at Steveâs house that Eddie tells the group. âLook guys, Iâm sorry but Iâm going to have to postpone Hellfire this week.â
There was a moment of calmness before the kids erupted.Â
âPostpone? POSTPONE?!â Mike screams, being the indignant little shit that he is.Â
âEddie, you canât postpone! You didnât even postpone for Lucas when he had his basketball game!â Dustin tries, aiming a well-aimed punch at Eddieâs guilt for that particular past decision. Lesson learned, Henderson.Â
âYeah, you said you never postponed! Whatâs so important that youâre going to postpone the best part of the campaign?â Lucas asked, offended at the mere idea.Â
âWell my little sheep, if you must know, I have been courted by a fine bard to be taken on a date. Itâs non negotiable, Hellfire will be postponed to next Friday,â Eddie said theatrically. He was laser focused on the reactions of the kids and thus missed the questioning glance Robin threw to a rapidly paling Steve.Â
âThereâs no way. Steve said heâd sit in on the session on Friday. Youâre not going on a date. You almost got us there,â Dustin chuckled.Â
âWhat does that have to do with anything, Henderson? I am going on the date! Tony asked me after my set and I didnât have any reason to say no! And because you canât have a campaign without the DM, Hellfire is postponed. End of discussion!â
The room went absolutely silent, enough to hear a pin drop. Eddie didnât know what he said wrong, everyone here already knew he was gay so they wouldnât have an issue with that. But as he looked around and saw everyone staring- no glaring, at him, he knew he fucked something up. He whipped around to stare at Steve when he heard him mutter, âoh⊠fuck, Iâm so stupid.â
Eddieâs eyes widened when he saw Steve roughly wipe at his eyes in an attempt to obscure the falling tears. âWhat the- Stevie?â
Steve just made his way to the back door leading to the patio and muttered, âI hope you have a good date, Eddie.â
Robin shook her head in disbelief. âWhat the hell, Eddie? I trusted you with him.âÂ
She looks worriedly in the direction Steve ran but looks back at Eddie with murderous intent in her eyes. She seems torn between wanting to stay and tear Eddie a new one or run after her platonic soulmate.Â
âGo Robin, Iâve got this handled,â Nancy says like thatâs not the scariest sentence heâs ever heard. She says it in a voice that makes Eddie want to run home and hide under his covers. With one more scathing glare to Eddie in parting, Robin takes off after Steve.Â
Eddie was left standing confused in the middle of the Harrington living room, staring at where Steve once stood. The rest of the Party immediately started berating him once the sliding door closed behind Steve and Robin.Â
âWhat are you doing, Eddie?â Lucas, ever the diplomat, asked in bewilderment.Â
âYouâre a coward, what the fuck is the matter with you?â Max spit at him, her eyes glaring into his very soul.Â
âEddie, you just really hurt Steve. Why would you do that?â Will asked, his eyes open wide in shock.Â
âYouâre literally the scum of the earth, Eddie. What in the literal hell gives you the right?â Dustin said, really going for his throat.Â
âEddie,â Nancy starts and immediately the rest of the room falls silent. âI cannot believe that you would do something like this. After everything weâve done for you, everything Steve has done for you, youâre going to mess it all up for what? A date with some stranger? I thought you were better than that but I guess you were right. You really are just a coward that runs away from anything important. I hope youâre happy with yourself, Munson.â
Eddieâs heart dropped at her words. He thought they were all cool with him and Robin being gay but maybe they werenât. But going after all of his insecurities so viscerally? It made him wonder if they had ever been his friends at all.Â
âI thought you guys would be happy for me. I donât know what I did but Iâm really sorry. I didnât know that you would react like this.â He whispered, his arms coming up to hug himself self-soothingly.Â
Whether it was the tears in his eyes or the sincerity of his words, Nancyâs intimidating posture becomes contemplative. Then, realization hits her. âEddie, you do know that you and Steve are dating⊠right? And you just stomped all over his feelings in front of all of his friends?â
Eddie feels ice pour through his veins. That would explain the cuddling on the couch during movies, the sleepovers in the same bed, and the chaste kisses on the edge of his lips. Oh fuck. They were dating. And he just fucked it all up by agreeing to go out on a date with another guy⊠some, some schmuck!
Oh no, Eddieâs eyes widened even further. Steve thinks he just broke up with him and left his own house! Oh no!Â
âJesus H. Christ! Why didnât anyone fucking tell me that we were dating? You expect me to just know these things? Fuck! I have to go after him, right? Goddamn it, you all fucking suck. No one thought to fucking tell me the cuddling and goddamn kisses were him wooing me? Fucking shit!â Eddie screamed at the group before turning and sprinting after Steve, his apparent boyfriend. What the literal fuck was he supposed to do about that?
He caught up to them quickly, Steve and Robin were sitting on the edge of the pool with their feet in the water. They both turned around at the sound of the sliding door slamming open against the jam. Eddie burst through panting and keeling over. Jesus Christ, he had to cut down on the smoking. Poor Steve had tear tracks running down his cheeks and Robin had a wet stain on the shoulder of her shirt. She glared at him menacingly from her perch.Â
âSteve, Iâm sorry! I didnât know we were dating, Iâm so sorry.â Eddie pled through his pants.
Steveâs eyebrows crinkled in confusion. âHow the hell did you not know we were dating? I literally just took you to Indy on a date last weekend and was holding your hand. Weâve kissed!â
Eddie let out a manic laugh. âI know! I know weâve kissed and I know it sounds stupid. I thought it was you being really touchy with your friends or like jock behavior or something. Steve, I swear to you, I had no idea that we were dating.â
Robinâs eyes were squinted and she asked incredulously, âhow many guys are you kissing that you think kissing people on the lips is âjock behaviorâ? Do you know how stupid that sounds?â
âYes, I know how stupid that sounds! And guess what, Iâm stupid! You think you can be a senior in high school for three fucking years without being stupid?! No! But I swear, I didnât know.â
Steve shook his head, âno, youâre not stupid. This is my fault. I know you wouldnât want to date me and I misunderstood-â
âSteve, of course I want to date you! Youâre perfect and I love you, why wouldnât I want to be your boyfriend? Iâm just really fucking dumb and didnât realize. I am so sorry.â
Robin was watching the two of them talk like a tennis match. She had no idea what was happening but holy shit, it felt like she was in a sitcom. Steve stood from his position at the pool and took a step towards Eddie. âYou would date me?â
Eddie nodded vigorously, âof fucking course, Steve! The only reason I agreed to go on a date with Tony in the first place is because I wanted to get over you. All of the touching and flirting had me out of my mind because I thought I couldnât have you, man. I was going crazy.â
Steve moved closer so they were nose to nose and glanced down at his lips. âDonât call me âmanâ.âÂ
Eddie licked his lips and watched Steveâs eyes track the movement. âWhatâre you going to do about it, big boy?â
Steveâs lips surged forward to meet his own, fully this time in a way the chaste kisses in the past hadnât before. Eddie felt butterflies in his stomach and electricity down to his toes. He was flying on cloud nine and he had never felt such happiness, such contentment and-
âEh em, excuse me. Hey, be respectful of the lesbian eyes over here! I donât need to see any of this. Eddie, stop with the tongue!â Robin shrieked, breaking his haze of Steve Harrington-induced bliss.Â
Steve pulled back enough to murmur against his lips, âEddie, would you go on a date with me?â
Eddie smirked and with his eyes still closed, he whispered, âI thought youâd never ask, Stevie.â
#and they lived happily ever after#the kids always bring this up whenever something big happens in their relationship#They remind him daily for a week after Steve proposes that they are in fact 'FiAnCeeS'#Eddie can never live this down#prompt from anzelsilver#stranger things#fanfic#steddie#steddie fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#nancy wheeler#dustin henderson#mike wheeler#lucas sinclair#max mayfield#will byers
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In honor of the Adventure Zone and the suffering game coming out soon Iâm gonna talk about the moments in The Adventure Zone that got me the most emotional
Obviously spoilers for the Adventure Zone
5. Johann the Bardâs death
This one I think caught the majority of TAZ fans off guard. Whenever an NPC died.. it was always during the events of recovering a grand relic - never after the mission. Itâs like-
Johann was here. And then he wasnât.
And most people grew very attached to Johann during the episodes and arcs of making fun of him, asking if theyâre ok with being forgotten, him and his relationship with the Void Fishâ and to include this with my number 5
WHEN MAGNUS AT THE END OF THE PODCAST
NAMES HIS FUCKING DOG AFTER JOHANN
OHMYGODDD
4. Meeting Lup
Now- not when Lup was freed from the Umbra-staff and called out her brother for being gay, while that was a funny as fuck moment, thatâs not what Iâm referring to.
Itâs when we cut back to the Stolen Century and we meet Lup officially for the first time. I just remember hearing her speak for the first time and her antics and I remember being like âgod.. sheâs just like her brother.â
And we get to know her and itâs like- we also find out she is nothing like Taako. Sheâs more empathetic to people - to strangers- sheâs smarter than him(like book smart) , SHES a nerd, she flamboyant and kindhearted and itâs like also-
Weâve known her forever. She was in every single adventure the boys had- she was this overwhelming presence in the entire podcast - from her name burnt into the wall, to âwhereâd you get that umbrella?â, to flying to Taakoâs aid every time he was in troubleâ she had always been a character without a name or face to her and then we she is finally formally introduced you just love her instantly.
Thatâs amazing writing.
3. Arms outstretched
Now this got everyone.
It was such a powerful moment between brothers and between friends- even Griffin didnât see it coming.
He fully expect them to just let Magnus float off into the astral plane but then they change the entire plot of the story and saved Magnus and brought him back.
Taako and Merle both using a spell slot to bring back their bestfriend. Also foreshadows to their deeper connection back in their stolen century.
The music behind that scene was also fucking phenomenal it was beautiful and I loved it.
2. âYou fucking took everything from meâ
Ok SO- THIS ONE IS INCREDIBLE- it starts me on the same tangent every time.
In this moment Taako has fully remembered all of the events that happened before Lucretia erased their memories and he is fucking infuriated.
Because if Lucretia had not done it that day- Taako and Barry wouldâve found Lup. THINK ABOUT IT - that day they were going to check Wave Echo cave- they wouldâve found Lupâs corse and the red robe and the umbrella - Taako wouldâve made the connection and Barry wouldâve figured it out instantly and Lup wouldâve been set free and back.
But because Lucretia did it they never went to WaveEcho cave and they never found her- until a decade later- Taako found her stupid and unknowing - took her umbrella and watched her skeleton decay- AND NOW HE REMEMBERS THIS
And itâs too late to go back to WaveEcho now, the fucking hunger is here and her corpse is long gone, if she was a lich barry wouldâve found her by now, and if she was in Phanadalin- it was all glass now - where could she have gone?
Taako is realizing silently what Barry isnât aware of- Lup was right there. SHE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM- and he couldnât find her, he couldnât save her.
In this moment of rage Taako realizes his sister is gone. Sheâs never coming back. Lucretia took his everything from him.
And itâs all her fault.
1. Magnusâs death
Now. The day I finished TAZ Balance edition, at 9:38PM, I cried myself to sleep. OF COURSE I DID
âHOW DOES MAGNUS DIE?â
SURROUNDED BY HIS LOVED ONES
WITH HIS DOGS
AND MAGNUS FINALLY ENDS HIS ULTIMATE QUEST- HE SEES HIS WIFE IN THE AFTERLIFE
Magnus, rushing in to everything because he ultimately wanted to die a crazed hero so he could see his wife again but still feel like he died doing something worth it just for her, who never loved another ever during his years alive, who turned down the temptation of his own relic because if he was going to see his wife again he wanted her to be proud of him, Magnus Burnsides whose ultimate destination and goal was to see the love of his life again.
And he finally did.
Magnus got the happy ending he truly deserved.
Magnus Burnsides is the most relatable character in all of the Adventure Zone(to me at least) I love and cherished him like he was truly my friend- so when he dies at the end of the podcast I cried like I was grieving a real person.
#merle highchurch#taz#the adventure zone#magnus burnsides#taako#taako from tv#taz lucretia#the adventure zone balance#barry bluejeans#taz lup#taz balance spoilers#taz davenport#sad quotes#taz graphic novel#podcast
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How to solve the whole situation once they've found Ciri...
Jaskier: I think Ciri should marry Radovid.
Geralt: Are you insane? He's way too old for -
Radovid: If I may, he's talking about a purely political alliance. I can assure you I'm gay, and I've got absolutely no matrimonial interest in your daughter. I do, however, so happen to have a kingdom that I'd very much love to abdicate from in favor of a queen that might actually have an interest in running it.
Ciri: I could use a kingdom! One that would treat elves, dwarves and humans as equals...
Jaskier: See? She'd make a great queen! They get married, Radovid renounces the throne, they divorce, Ciri inherits Redania - and with it the most powerful army in the North to keep her safe... Oooh! And Yennefer could be her mage adviser!
Yennefer: You sound like you've been giving this way too much thought...
Geralt: Wait. Redania legalized divorce?
Jaskier: And gay marriage, too. *Tries to sound casual about it.* Not that this is, you know, at all relevant to the the current situation.
Geralt: And why should we believe the King of Redania would be keen on giving up power so easily?
Radovid: Look, all I really wanted was a pretty song...
Geralt: *Eyes him suspiciously*
Jaskier: No, he's being honest. Had my doubts, too, but turns out all he really wanted, at first, was a pretty song.
Geralt: *Slowly realizes what this is about, an amused glint in his eyes as he looks back at him.* I thought you didn't do pretty?
Jaskier: *Dramatically throws his arms in the air, slightly annoyed.* Well, apparently I do now, don't I?
Radovid: *Smirking smuggly* I'm "pretty".
Ciri: *Totally missing the innuendo* You really are!
Radovid: *Delighted and preening* Thank you.
Yennefer: *Snorts*
Yarpen: *Points to Jaskier and Radovid* Wait. Has the lute-playing walloper been fucking a King?
Geralt: *Groans and sighs* Again, real subtle, Yarpen.
Yarpen: *Whisling while looking at Jaskier, somewhat impressed.* Didn't think you'd have it in you, friend!
Radovid: Well, technically -
Jaskier: Aaand on that note! I'll also need Ciri to divorce him, so I can marry him after.
Ciri: *Excitedly* You two are getting married?
Jaskier: Only if you are! Which, I'm aware, makes very little sense...
Radovid: I actually did offer to marry him first - and have Redania become the first kingdom to have two kings - but that triggered a bit of a panic attack.
Jaskier: Look, I stopped using that viscount title and left nobility behind for a reason. If Ciri can make room in the castle for a retired king and his traveling bard, I'd be fine spending a few weeks or even months living at court from time to time. Especially at first, so Radovid can help her get settled and update her on the most important issues that need to be addressed and resolved in the kingdom.
Ciri: Of course you'd always have a home here, and I wouldn't just kick Radovid out! Actually, would it be okay for me to let him keep his prince title? Just in case anything happens to me, and -
Yennefer: *Firmly* Nothing's going to happen to you.
Ciri: Yeah but -
Geralt: No buts. We won't allow it.
Ciri: What if I accidentally portal myself to another dimension? Wouldn't want to force me to leave the Kingdom unattended until I get back, would you?
Jaskier: Hate to say it, but she does have a point.
Radovid: Look, if that would give the Princess some peace of mind to have someone willing to be holding the fort in case of emergencies... But, if that were to happen, I'd be needing Jaskier's help.
Jaskier: *Shrugs* I mean, I guess that would work. It's not that I don't want to get involved in making people's lives better in the kingdom, or share in any of those responsibilities. It's just that, no matter how much I love any of you guys - and I really do love you - I tend to get quite antsy and unpleasant confined to a single location for too long.
Radovid: And personally, I've always wanted to travel, meet different people, and experience some of the tales that have inspired Jaskier's songs for myself.
Geralt: You know he makes a lot of those things up, right?
Radovid: *Shrugs* I think Jaskier's always told those stories the way he sees them - for what they are or mean to him according to his own emotional truth, rather than facts. For example, I've always thought that "Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" was about how the world tends to forget that, behind every larger-than-life heroic figure, there's often just someone that needs to be looked after, too, offered a drink from time to time, listened to, and treated as a friend. If accuracy or factually reporting events had been his goal, then he'd have become a historian, not a bard.
Yennefer: That's... surprisingly insightful.
Jaskier: *Swooning* I know... *Sighs happily* He really is quite brilliant, isn't he?
Radovid: *Blushes brightly* I take it my humble interpretation's not too far off?
Jaskier: *Leans in to whisper into his ear.* I'll let you know just how close you got later...
Geralt: *Confused* Okay, what's actually happening here?
Ciri: *Chuckles* It's called poetry.
Jaskier: *Dreamily, mostly to himself* You'd have to be a spoon to get it...
Radovid: *Now also confused* Wait. What? Now I don't get it.
Jaskier: *Winces slightly* Sorry. That one's on me, you're missing context. You're a spoon, Geralt's a hammer - just...
Radovid: ...different tools for different purposes?
Jaskier: *Makes a half strangled noise, as his legs threaten to give up on him.*
Yarpen: *Motioning to Jaskier while looking at Yennefer, bit puzzled* Does your bard usually do that?
Yennefer: *Looking deep in thoughts, seemingly analysing the situation* Not that I've ever been aware of.
Geralt: Yeah, no. That's new.
Ciri: *Incredulously* You've been travelling with him for, like, over 20 years, and you're telling me you've never seen him have a crush before?
Yennefer: Oh! Oh. Yeah, that's um - okay. I think you're right - I mean, I can see the nuance.
Jaskier (*slowly coming back to himself*) & Geralt: What nuance?
Yennefer: *Innocently* Nothing! Just enjoy your spoon, bard. I'll explain it to the hammer later.
Geralt: *Huffs thoughtfully*
Jaskier: *Still looking unsure* Alright...
Yarpen: You know what, I think it's safer if I don't know.
Radovid: I'm actually not entirely sure I follow...
Yennefer: *Uses magic to telepathically communicate with Radovid, making him blush even brighter.*
Radovid: No, I mean, that seems...
Yennever: *Continues to telepathically communicate with him, looking fondly amused, and just the slightest bit smug.*
Radovid: *Bashfully* I'll ah, I'll take your word for it, and thank you...
Jaskier: What did she just say?
Radovid: Nothing bad, and I'll tell you one day, when the time's right, I promise.
Jaskier: *Doesn't look quite convinced.*
Yennefer: *Rolls eyes* I promise it's fine, Pankratz. Now stop pouting!
Jaskier: *Sighs dramatically* Fine!
Radovid: But,to go back to the whole political royal union thing, I did look to see if I could just hand the kingdom over to Ciri - simply name a successor and step down. Sadly, changing the laws of succession would appear to be a complete nightmare!
Geralt: Meaning we have to trust that you'll honor your end of the agreement, and -
Yarpen: What? You really think that King's going to attempt to stay married to your kid with the amount of eye fucking that's been happening between him and your bard?
Geralt: *Groans* Yarpen, for fuck's sake!
Yennefer: That's a bit of a crude way to put it, but he's got a point.
Geralt: You know Dijsktra and Philippa won't be happy about this, right?
Jaskier: Yeah, well, good thing you and Yennefer are scarier than Dijsktra and Philippa.
Ciri: *Crosses arms on her chest, pointedly looking at Jaskier* Why are you overlooking the fact that I'd totally rip their spines out if they tried to come after you and hurt my family?
Jaskier: Gods, I love you kid! *Pulls Ciri into a tight hug*
Radovid: Didn't you say Yennefer was the scary one?
Jaskier: Like mother, like daughter.
Yarpen: *Proudly* I actually taught the cub how to rip out spines.
Geralt: *Gives two vigorous pats on Radovid's shoulder, almost making him fall over* Welcome to the family, Radovid! *Whispering omninously* But, should you ever try to hurt Jaskier or Ciri, trust me, you'll be wishing she ripped out your spine.
Yennefer: Yes, because I know how to eternally trap souls into an infernal dimension.
Radovid: *Hesitating* That's... oddly reassuring. *Visibly relaxing while looking at Jaskier* You were right, love - Dijsktra and Philippa aren't so scary after all, are they?
Jaskier: *Smuggly* Told you!
Yennefer: Are we sure we shouldn't have been warning Jaskier not to hurt him?
Geralt: Hmm... I was just thinking that, too.
#Jaskier#Radovid#Radskier#Geralt#Yennefer#Ciri#Yarpen Zigrin#The Witcher#Found families#Ficklet#of a sort#Mostly crack#With some elements of truth to it...#It's poetry!#My Posts#My Thoughts
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tumblr user ragnarozzy you have to answer me seriously. what are the classpects of the gang from always sunny in philadelphia, in your opinion
oh boy. WE'VE BEEN DISCUSSING THIS AS WELL so ok. you can get my thoughts on classpects and as a bonus, also the blood colors i think each of the gang would be if they were trolls.
charlie (bronze): bard of space mac (jade): maid of heart dennis (indigo): prince of mind dee (indigo): knight of doom frank (purple): heir of rage
charlie is the lowblood of the gang and that's why the rest of them would feel like he's automatically assigned to "charlie work". he's a bronze so he can commune and handle animals like rats, cats, and birds. bards are known to be the WILD CARD in a session which charlie firmly is!! he can make or break a session like the way he handles the bar. he keeps the space around him small (being difficult to get out of philly or shrinking the space of his apartment into a studio by blocking off rooms) and while generally laidback, he has shown a routine and a resistance to change. bonus, heâs also creatively inclined (various songs, the musical, sewing, etc).
mac is a jade since a lot of their character arcs can revolve around repression (which mac has Plenty of). purple was also considered for his religious fanaticism but mac wouldn't be that high on the hemospectrum imo. mac is pretty solidly a heart player to me. he is obsessed with his own identity and sense of self. as a maid, he lets others dictate that for him whether its his dad, dennis, the gang, etc. is he the religious guy, the big guy, the gay guy, the ireland episodes also touch a lot on this. he feels every emotion strongly. very heart player.
dennis and dee had a privileged upbringing and think themselves better than others bc of it, considering themselves part of the noble elite (despite having little to no real influence). they're indigo for sure and as twins, should be the same caste.
dennis immediately is a prince of mind to me. he ghosts heart because his decisions to manipulate people and mess with their heads is powered by his own emotional motivations and self (largely for his ego). he insists on standing out, strongly believes that his sense of logic and reason is above all others, and is not afraid to cut down other people in calculating ways to believe he's right.
dee is kind of a hard one to pin down but we settled around on knight of doom. knights tend to be insecure with themselves and hide it with confidence and an obsessive effort to make themself more useful. dee is not a stranger to doom and negativity and moreso, has weaponized it for her benefit, even introducing doom to others like cricket or the guy who called her his "rock bottom".
frank, as the one with the most power and pull in the group using his business status and money while also being insanely unpredictable, is a purpleblood. dude is all rage aspect to me, he embodies anger and fear. he's stubborn, skeptical, quick tempered, easily paranoid at the drop of a hat and manipulates others with his own fearmongering and falsities.
I HOPE THIS WAS A SERIOUS ENOUGH ANSWER this is something that i've been pondering about with my friends since like 2022
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RULES: Post 5 songs associated with your OC, followed by 3 outfits they would wear
Tagged by my wonderful friends @the-eldritch-it-gay & @absansombre !!! Thank you both < 33
Doing this for The Giilvas âŠ
Songs
Willow Tree March // The Paper Kites
Werewolf Gimmick // The Mountain Goats
Honor Song // Jeremy Dutcher
Last Legs // Blackbird Raum
The Calling // The Amazing Devil
Outfits
Okay hold on so . So he is a pain in my ass . First photo is more . Very flashy travel look . Heâ s like if a cowboy was also kinda dumb ⊠you feel me
Second is camp clothes . Resting clothes . I am safe and comfortable let me get comfortable clothes . Yeah
Third is bard ⊠he has to have performance clothes or what else will he do âŠ
Tagging my friends @isayashai @ikarons @asharaks @sixteenstrikes @faeriefirelightshow @menzoberranyr @tavsboots AND anyone else who would like 2 join ⊠sorry if anyone got doubled tagged for this < 3
#the songs was easy the CLOTHES ? hell#like nice half cobbled together ideas can we .. pull it together now#bg3#bg3 tav#giilvas#THABK YOU BOTH AGAIN < 33
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Oh look, What I have so far for my Cataclysm and pre-canon Mondstadt plot points for my ATWIAWL AU!
CATACLYSM
After defeating Durin, Celestia summons Barbatos to assassinate the Khaenriâan heir, to which Barbatos very reluctantly cooperates with, that is until they get there and discover a baby Kaeya.
Seeing his smile, Barbatos cannot bring themself to kill the baby and attempts to smuggle him away from the Cataclysm, but they are discovered by Morax and the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles.
Before all of this, Dainsleif was exiled (for reasons I havenât really decided yet) from Khaenriâah but came back during the Cataclysm hoping to save the people, but bumps into Barbatos. Dainsleif is tense at first until Barbatos hands Kaeya over to him and tells him that he must run before the Sustainer arrives.
The Sustainer then proceeds to arrive and Barbatos buys the two time as Dainsleif and Kaeya flee into the Abyss. However, Barbatos quickly loses the fight.
An offence like this would normally lead to the offenderâs execution, however, the Sustainer is unable to kill Barbatos without severe consequences (all relating to Istaroth), but leaving them to their own devices is just as equally dangerous, so instead, the Heavenly Principles seal them away.
She still tells all the other archons that they killed Barbatos to dissuade them from also rebelling.
Before theyâre able to seal them away, however, Barbatos transfers their powers over to the Thousand Winds, blessing them with power rivalling that of Liyueâs adepti so that after the deed is done and the Sustainer sets out to attack Mondstadt, the Wind Wisps are able to fight her off, sending her into a deep slumber after the Cataclysm weakened her.
PRE-CANON MONDSTADT
After they were blessed by Barbatos, the Wind Wisps essentially became divine protectors of Mondstadt, similar to the Four Winds and Liyueâs adepti. Theyâre also able to have human forms, identifiable by their white hair and anemo-coloured tips and eyes. They mostly stay in Mondstadt but are also known to live in other nations alongside people they decide to stick to.
Before they were sealed away, Barbatos was able to remove their soul and put it into the form of a Wind Wisp not too dissimilar from the rest of the Thousand Winds. Since their identity as Venti was compromised, Barbatos decided to craft a new identity under the name of Nye and use it to secretly remain in Teyvat.
The fact that Barbatos disguised as Nye is still around is a secret only the Thousand Winds are privy to, because if Celestia were to ever hear of Nyeâs true identity, they could potentially awaken prematurely, and that is the last thing anyone wants.
Because theyâre around, Venti is able to heal Dvalin of Durinâs poison, but because Iâm also a sucker for the gay dragons, close to the present events of the game, Durin gets reincarnated into the most reckless being in all of Teyvat. Initially, Dvalin lets him be out of a sense of guilt from killing his past self, but then Durin (whose name might not be Durin anymore) gets himself in a sticky situation and Dvalin has to appear in his human form in order to get him out of that situation. Afterwards, Dvalin decides to stick around with Durin to ensure that he doesnât get himself almost killed again.
In his human form, Dvalin has a fake anemo vision and I can imagine him either being a bow user or a catalyst user.
I like to think that Durin would have a cryo vision. I can imagine his weapon either being a claymore or a physical catalyst like Heizou or Wriothesley.
During the Ursa the Drake crisis, the presence of the wisps are able to save Crepusâ life. I havenât decided yet if present-day Diluc still has the same personality he had before his father died in canon, or if heâs still grumpy. Another fic that inspired me was âA Bardâs Ambitionâ by OG_CaleHenituse where even though Venti saved Crepusâ life, it wasnât without people thinking he had died when he went missing which still results in Dilucâs fallout with the knights.
#Genshin Impact#Genshin Impact AU#Genshin Barbatos#Genshin Venti#Genshin Kaeya#Genshin Morax#Genshin Zhongli#genshin sustainer of heavenly principles#genshin wind wisps#Genshin Thousand Winds#Genshin Dainsleif#Genshin Dvalin#Genshin Durin#Genshin Crepus#Genshin Diluc#A Thousand Winds in a Windless Land AU
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Talk fantasy au to me
yippee yay!!!
so the main plot is overthrowing the government because this is my au so of course weâre doing revolution here
basically Pulitzer (whoâs the king of this kingdom) is extremely corrupt, but most of the upper class adults wont do anything because theyâre benefiting in some way from the corruption (huhâŠthat sounds familiarâŠi wonder where thatâs happened before(the government, it happens in many governments)) so because most adults wonât do anything, the kids have to take it into their own hands
this revolution is led by Katherine with Sarah as her second in command. Katherine, yes sheâs the princess, but more importantly sheâs a scholar and a magic user. Sarah worked her way up the ranks in society to become a knight to help protect and provide for her siblings and parents. also, those two are gay for each other, yay!
there will be at least one dragon because this is fantasy and i think dragons are really cool, the dragon may possibly get tamed or something by Kath or Sarah
most of the other characters arenât too developed here but i do have some stuff
Jack and Crutchie still have a brother relationship and they grew up and currently live in the castle town. they grew up begging together in the streets and they still stick together whenever they arenât working. Jack probably works as a blacksmith or in some other kind of manual labor (i thought blacksmith because there was some artistry involved and heâs an artist), he also paints on the side when he has time and paint. Crutchie is a stablehand because he loves animals, the stable he works at is the same that Sarahâs horse is kept at so heâs how word of revolution got back to Jack. he also really likes magical creatures. theyâre both a part of the revolution
the Jacobs family in this au are just barely nobility but do have it better off that peasants, they started raking lower but managed to climb a little socially, in part thanks to Sarahâs knighthood. Daveyâs a scholar, he wants to learn everything he can about the world around him and is really interested in magic even though he hasnât gotten a chance to learn any yet. he didnât love the idea of revolution because he thought it was too dangerous but he stands by his sisterâs side no matter what. also, he definitely has a thing for a certain blacksmith whoâs a part of this revolution. Les just kinda helps out his siblings, he was eager to join the revolution. Esther and Mayer Jacobs are firmly against revolution if/when they find out. theyâre very grateful for their current social standing and donât want to jeopardize that.
Race is of around the same social standing as the Jacobs or a little lower, he serves as a messenger around and outside of the castle, sometimes even out into the castle town. he heard of the revolt from Sarah while delivering messages and orders to her and eagerly joined, he became an extremely vital part. heâs one of the fastest people youâd ever meet and has stamina for days. also, because iâm a sucker for Crutchtrack, he always makes up an excuse to deliver messages to the stables to see Crutchie. heâs a lot smarter than he lets on to adults.
Miss Medda still serves as a mother figure to the newsies and aid to their revolution. she and the bowery beauties are bards and own a small theatre where they perform, Jack still paints backdrops for her and her theatre is a common meeting spot for the revolutionaries.
Mr Jacobi is a cook and Henry is a training cook (not necessarily his apprentice but he still learns stuff from Jacobi sometimes). Specs is probably a messenger like Race. thatâs pretty much all of the ideas i have so far, i hope yâall like it and i love getting asks about this au :D!!!!
#newsies#caseyâs newsies nonsense#newsies headcanons#newsies au#fantasy au#crutchie morris#jack kelly#davey jacobs#sarah jacobs#les jacobs#katherine pulitzer#katherine plumber#racetrack higgins#miss medda larkin#henry newsies#specs newsies#newsbians#javid newsies#crutchtrack
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OC Meme
taking you up on your free tag @arendaes đ
(art by @nurabelmax)
B A S I C S
Full name: Siavash Mirani
Gender: Cis male
Sexuality: Gay
Pronouns: He/him
O T H E R
Family: Nilufar Mirani (mother, Kelish half-elf), Doran Mirani (father, Andoren half-elf), older sisters Zarin (son Kyrash), Fatima (husband Talo, daughters Daria & Tahmine), and Leila
Birthplace: Almas, Andoran
Job: Andoren diplomat & flaky bard
Phobias: Grief / abandonment / letting people down
Guilty Pleasures: Andoren wine, partying all night, trashy novels, cookies, skinny dipping
Hobbies: same as above + guitar
M O R A L S
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Sins: Sloth, lust, pride, and very rarely wrath
Virtues: Gentleness, forgiveness, generosity, friendliness
T H I SÂ O RÂ T H A T
Introvert / ExtrovertÂ
Organized / Disorganized
Close-minded / Open-mindedÂ
Calm / Anxious / RestlessÂ
Disagreeable / Agreeable / In betweenÂ
Cautious / Reckless / In betweenÂ
Patient / Impatient / In betweenÂ
Outspoken / Reserved / In betweenÂ
Leader / Follower / FlexibleÂ
Empathetic / Unempathetic / In betweenÂ
Optimist / Pessimist / RealistÂ
Traditional / Modern / In betweenÂ
Hard-working / Lazy
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
OTP: Siavash/Woljif
Acceptable Ships: there are a couple friend OCs I can picture him with...
Brotp: Woljif (because the OTP is a brotp), Aivu, Daeran, Arueshalae, Seelah, Ramien, Aranka, Ilkes, Thall, Kel Five Knives, and many many friend OCs
Free tag to anybody who wants to do this! @ me please, I'd love to see.
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the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice
I'm not saying terrible things don't happen, won't happen. I can't say I know the future, can't say things might not fall apart in ways that shock me. But, fam, I was thinking about US ballot initiatives today, and remembered gay marriage will never be slowly creeping across the us state by state again. (Now it's pot!)
I remember before gay marriage. I protested and phone banked, I fought in my small way, and we got it. Like we got voting rights across race and gender, like we got every thing we've fought for, and eventually no politician is going to talk shit about interracial marriage. Sometimes things go backwards for a bit, and it fucking sucks, but almost everything with our rights is better than it was a hundred years ago.
I'm not saying you can't be scared, I shouldn't ever tell you how to feel, but as someone who became aware of the world in the last century... some of the progress we've made is fucking amazing. Federal gay marriage? I didn't know if I'd live to see it.
I'm not religious at all, but I think this is true because, damn it, people as a whole do get better. I'll let Dr. King take it from here (full transcript below the cut.)
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Let this affirmation be our ringing cry. It will give us the courage to face the uncertainties of the future. It will give our tired feet new strength as we continue our forward stride toward the city of freedom. When our days become dreary with low hovering clouds of despair, and when our nights become darker than a thousand midnights, let us remember that there is a creative force in this universe, working to pull down the gigantic mountains of evil, a power that is able to make a way out of no way and transform dark yesterdays into bright tomorrows. Let us realize the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice.
A selection portion of Dr. King's "Where Do We Go From Here" speech, delivered August 16, 1967 to the Southern Christian Leadership Conference in Atlanta. Text heard in clip: I must confess, my friends, the road ahead will not always be smooth. There will still be rocky places of frustration and meandering points of bewilderment. There will be inevitable setbacks here and there. There will be those moments when the buoyancy of hope will be transformed into the fatigue of despair. Our dreams will sometimes be shattered and our ethereal hopes blasted. We may again with tear-drenched eyes have to stand before the bier of some courageous civil-rights worker whose life will be snuffed out by the dastardly acts of bloodthirsty mobs. Difficult and painful as it is, we must walk on in the days ahead with an audacious faith in the future. And as we continue our charted course, we may gain consolation in the words so nobly left by that great black bard who was also a great freedom fighter of yesterday, James Weldon Johnson:
Stony the road we trod,
Bitter the chastening rod
Felt in the days
When hope unborn had died.
Yet with a steady beat,
Have not our weary feet
Come to the place
For which our fathers sighed?
We have come over the way
That with tears hath been watered.
We have come treading our paths
Through the blood of the slaughtered,
Out from the gloomy past,
Till now we stand at last
Where the bright gleam
Of our bright star is cast.
Let this affirmation be our ringing cry. It will give us the courage to face the uncertainties of the future. It will give our tired feet new strength as we continue our forward stride toward the city of freedom. When our days become dreary with low hovering clouds of despair, and when our nights become darker than a thousand midnights, let us remember that there is a creative force in this universe, working to pull down the gigantic mountains of evil, a power that is able to make a way out of no way and transform dark yesterdays into bright tomorrows. Let us realize the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice.
Let us realize that William Cullen Bryant is right: "Truth crushed to earth will rise again." Let us go out realizing that the Bible is right: "Be not deceived, God is not mocked. Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." This is our hope for the future, and with this faith we will be able to sing in some not too distant tomorrow with a cosmic past tense, "We have overcome, we have overcome, deep in my heart, I did believe we would overcome."
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