#Labour 💔

[1-pupp3t33r]

Come Inside

"Welcome, you beautiful soul! My name is Circe, and welcome to Aeaea. Careful, you're soaking wet! Why don't you come into my Palace so we can go get you nice and warm?"

BLOG INFO

Meet Circe of Aeaea, daughter of Helios, and then Ocean nymph Perse.

Circe is a minor goddess of Sorcery, so be careful. You may fall under her spell~

If you're a woman, let it be known that she will much more easily trust you (though she may still be wary around you).

However, if you're a man... let's just say true colors shall be shown with a simple bite of her food.

#Come Inside 💕 - New Interraction

#Labour 💔 - Interraction with Enemies or Hermes

#Dancing in The Dark 💜🩷 - Circe and Calypso

#One wrong move🗡 - Circe and Odysseus

#A woman. - Circe and Eurylochus

#Barefoot on the Grass 🌌 - Romantic interraction

#What's that Puppet Boy? 🪀 - Toxic

#Vampire - Angst

MORE INFORMATION TO BE ADDED

FRIEND LIST

@isl4ndl0v3 - Calypso, she's... nice

@lowkeysleepdeprived - I'm adopting him and nobody can stop me, not even Nobody

@sunflower-azura - my Sister, apparently. The daughter of Helios

[glitteringpoet1685]

I started the annual new stardew valley save file and as always I name everything after whatever's autisming around in my head at the moment so of course I named my character Eva, who now owns Gorkhon Farm, with her chicken Lara and duck Alexander.

[jupitercl0uds]

kinda bonkers how the centrist party is more left wing than the left wing party

[haneys]

my boss menaged to spawn someone out of thin air so I can stay at home... most probably she took my spot herself even tho she's already been helping us thruout thr WHOLE days (from opening to closing!!! ) on top of having 1437 shit going on with making our work scheldues, the new plastic tax that got introduced, with new menus with new rules that menagement forced on us 😢 I wish she had some time to rest

[hexxedcore]

idk if you write for Jayce and I'm kinda having mixed feelings about him after act2 but hear me out: yandere! Jayce's first priority being to look for you after getting out of the hexcore

shamefully i am prioritising this because i have quite a lot of thoughts as of act two 💔. writing will be beneath the cut for people who wish to avoid spoilers. nsfw is included and given a separated section!

also, yes i write for (and love) jayce. i stand with my cancelled wife 💯

WARNINGS: YANDERE, possessive behaviour, delusion, unhealthy + toxic relationship, S2 ACT 2 SPOILERS. NSFW, marking

SFW:

If ‘tunnel vision’ was personified, it would be Jayce after coming out of the Arcane. This man clearly witnessed something so incomprehensibly horrible that it’s amped his determination up to 100%. Good luck with that.

After quite literally squashing Salo, his main mission is you. Find you and protecting you from whatever he witnessed in those Wild Runes from becoming true. Now, we don’t know how quickly time passed for him, but it had to be a long time. God knows what happened to you while he wasn’t there to keep a watchful eye on you. You were hopeless without him — you could be injured, or worse.

You were exactly where he thought you’d be. Tossing restlessly in a bed that was far too large for one person, wondering why exactly his absence was just so abrupt. No letter, no goodbye that morning; radio silence.

You were in for a shock when you were startled awake by the sound of something heavy and burdened being dragged on the floorboards, having little protection save for a knife you’d procured from the kitchen in the case that any burglars attempted to make themselves cozy.

And you were just about to throw it, too, when he stepped into the small gap of your bedside lamp. This was hardly the Jayce you knew; haggard, disheveled, scruffy — most of all, startled, his breathing laboured and his hands tightly clasping his hammer.

That man had dropped his weapon and was on you in seconds; holding you, clutching you, in the fear that you would dissipate if you weren’t treated carefully. The tight was warm and shaky, but most of all oh so incredibly suffocating.

That night there is one thing he’s promising you, like a mantra: he is never letting you go again.

NSFW:

This man is starving and there is absolutely nothing getting in the way of that. He comes out of the Arcane like he’s in a rut and poor old you for having to cope with it. Good luck.

Jayce doesn’t feel like he has the time to be sensual. He can, and still is of course, but he’s rough in the sense that it’s animalistic. He’s acting on his basest desires now, and that’s a stark desire for you.

There is nothing more that this man gets a kick out of than marking you. For general yandere hcs, yeah, but Act Two him? The whole world is finding out about it, believe it. And god forbid you leave some scratches on his back — he’d go feral.

Constantly muttering affirmations that you aren’t going anywhere, that you are so divine yet so so hopeless without him. You missed his cock while he was gone? He’ll make up for that, because like he’d let someone else do the job.

[yuujiologyy]

"my reward please.." again.

"c'mon i did so well, won't you reward me?" and again.

"i-i've been your goodboy! last one i swear-" and again.

yet soon his pleas dwindled down just as fast as they came and he just wanted to please you.

from his spot on the floor, namgyu looked up at you where you sat on the toilet seat. his eyes glazed and hazy, high off another drug just as addictive if not more, lust.

"c-can i..?" his knuckles were white from how hard he clenched them in his lap. namgyu had to physically ground himself so he wouldn't pounce you. believe it or not but namgyu had some restraint.. to a certain amount.

"i don't know," you gave him a lazy smirk, tilting your head down. Its not as satisfying if he doesn’t beg for it. "can you what, namgyu? use your words."

you saying his name should've never made him shudder that hard. he came to the conclusion the pills must be doing something to his body yet he knew better.

"can i suck it? just a little taste, i-i won't take too long! please [name], you gotta let me.." namgyus voice cracked with sheer desperation. the man straighten his posture, eyes never leaving your crotch. he gnawed at his bottom lip absentmindedly, anticipating what you'd say.

namgyu was so easy to tease, he practically had a target on him. behind the cocky annoying facade he hid a pathetic attention seeking bitch. and you saw through that on day one, the pills were to lure him in but that was barely an incentive for namgyu anymore. he just wanted you.

you chuckled to yourself and shoved a hand down your sweatpants to retrieve his prize, full mast in all its glory.

you slapped your tip on the side of his face a couple times before dragging it down to his puckered lips. it hasnt even entered his mouth yet and his breathing is already laboured.

"since you begged so nicely, go on baby, this time don't spill a drop."

for the five namgyu fans dw i see you..💔

[lovebeatriceplz]

Lotr Love Languages ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆

Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Merry and Pippin, Arwen, Eowyn.

Aragorn :

☆ Quality time, Acts of service

- Quiet moments, partaking in every day domestic tasks. It's enough for him.

- Respects your boundaries and independence, but lives for carrying out acts of service. It's a "I can do it myself" + "Let me do it for you anyways" dynamic.

- Your silent protector. His eyes always find you in any setting.

- He's never one to wait for you to make a move. Not clingy, but if he's lonely he won't hesitate to seek you out.

- Sword bearing lessons.

- Physically places himself between you and the threat, almost subconscious.

Legolas :

☆ Physical touch, Quality time, Words of affirmation

- Lives for verbal praise or reassurance and returns the favour.

- Hand holding, a five finger grip.

- Prefers to be/stand close to you, otherwise he'll feel a bit awkward and unsure of what to do with his hands (so he'll hold yours).

- Quality time is really just learning about each other, inexorably falling deeper.

- Teaching him how to cook your favorite dish, teaching you Sindarin, braiding his hair the way your mother taught you, he'll impart all his knowledge on to you.

Gimli :

☆ Gift giving, Acts of Service, Quality time

- I like to think that dwarfs have a hoarding habit. Maybe not hoarding, but he'd never throw away anything you give him.

- His gifts are quite peculiar, and make no sense to anyone but you. That root that he dug up with his bare hands wasn't very romantic, or pretty. It happens to be the main ingredient in a childhood favourite.

- If chivalry is dead then he's 6ft under.

- Quality time can range from drinking games and watching intense boar fights to taking a stroll through a field and climbing a tree.

- Don't try to partake in any manual labour around him, part of it is to flex his strength and show you up, the latter is the desire to pamper you and show that he cares.

Frodo :

☆ Quality time, Words of affirmation

- Reads books with you. Probably under the shade of a tree, with your head on his chest.

- Has a way with words and can wash your worries away with a heart - to - heart.

- Wandering is better with company, he thinks. Which is why he drags you along on any expedition he finds himself on.

- Has a secret spot somewhere, maybe a dead tree trunk or a quiet spot by the creek, just for the two of you.

-Makes sure you feel included in every situation. Great listener.

Merry and Pippin :

(I was going to separate them but I got lazy mb gang💔)

☆ All of them

- I'm not going to give an example for all of them so I'll just highlight some stuff.

- 75% of their jokes are jokes that you've shared with them at some point.

- Bear hugs, pepper kisses, hand gripping holding, biting, piggy back rides, you get it.

- Not great listeners overall but very attentive when it comes to you.

- Chivalry but at different levels. Merry is the type to cover you with his cloak if it starts to pour, or carry you across a gap/leap.

- Pippin is the type to shield you from the rain, with his body. He'll bridge the gap to be crossed, with himself. "It's fine you can step on me, I won't feel it😼".

- It's common to have very out of nowhere, deep conversations when they're around.

Arwen:

☆ Physical touch, gift giving, quality time, words of affirmation

- Gives the softer, purer side of physical touch. I'm talking forehead kisses, cuddling, short but sweet pecks on the mouth, face holding, all of that. Enjoys being on the receiving end of this as well (move aside gentlemen I got this).

- If sentimental was a person it would be her. All her gifts have thought, meaning, and love behind them.

-Likes to sit and observe you in silence, if you don't mind of course.

- Hates when you worry about her.

- Never speaks to you harshly or with disrespect. If she's upset she has the emotional capacity to calm down before she addresses you.

- Has a thing for you skin and I mean that in the most intimate, non creep way. Smooth or calloused she doesn't really care, she likes how it feels under her fingertips.

Eówyn :

☆ Acts of service, Physical touch, Quality time

- Did I say acts of service? Yeah that's her.

- Likes to have her hands in your hair, she's not great at styling but if it's long enough she'll settle for putting it in a crooked braid.

- Long walks and stargazing.

- Her kisses are lingering and tender, and meant to bring comfort.

- Will insist on helping you get dressed. She'll tie the strings at the back that you can't reach, put the necklace on that you couldn't hook.

- She's a good listener but she loves to talk. Will patiently wait for you to finish your story, then go on a tangent.

- Hates when you fight because her first instinct is put distance between the two of you, then she misses your presence like crazy and loses her mind.

That's it (divider at the top top by @strangergraphics-archive)

[orcasoul]

Oh Baby Masterlist

Summary: A baby is the last thing you and Pedro expected but life has a way of surprising you for the better...

💔 = Angst 💘 = Fluff

Oh Baby

You and Pedro have a happy and comfortable relationship. His career is booming and you have a demanding job, so add an unexpected pregnancy and oh shit!

Oh Mama A continuation.

As the birth draws closer you think back to all the times Pedro has been there for you and how grateful you are for him.

Oh Daddy A conclusion.

You go into labour and Pedro helps you through it, proving to be the best partner and daddy you could ask for.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

I would be such an absolute menace for editing Marya and Alys to Labour by Paris Paloma if we had any footage of them 💔

[rosesvineyard]

WAKE UP!! the willscuella children just got dropped!!

EEEEEEE look at these cheeky little sillies!! lore and headcannons underneath!! <3

(mostly about Javier's and Bill's parenting, since I can't fit everything about GJ and Aluzio here, so I'll do it in another post!! :D )

☆

Giulia-Jane and Aluzio are about the same age as Jack M, albeit a few months younger, with GJ being the eldest twin. after the VDL gang broke apart, they just sorta.. showed up. they are biologically Javier's and Bill's-- considering they look exactly like them, and with the amount of paranormal shit in rdr2 and rdr1-- it isn't exactly all that impossible.

Javier and Bill were still pretty much on the run during this period of time after the gang fell. at some point, they found the strange two twins, who looked around the age of three or so-- and since they couldn't just leave them there, they took the kids with them.

the main idea wasn't to get too attached to the little rascals and to try and find some place to drop them off... but at some point, that backfired. all because those two kids reminded Bill and Javier too much of their own childhoods-- too much of themselves. plus, it was hard not to grow fond of the toddlers if they were the ones feeding them and sleeping next to them all the time.

Javier always had hoped to be a father eventually, in some shape or form. to him, the kids were like a blessing and a sign to keep going.

they didn't even have their own identity at the start, so Bill suggested they name the girl Giulia-Jane after Javier's sister and Bill's sister. it was a nice gesture, but it sure did drive the guilt and regret deeper into Javier's heart. they never really talked about it after that, of course they didn't.

Aluzio's name wasn't given much thought, but Bill liked the way it sounded with Elijah, so it certainly was a good combination to choose.

after one particular big explosive argument, they decided to rack up enough (stolen) money to provide for GJ and Aluzio, and get a piece of land in the middle of nowhere in Mexico.

onto parenting; Javier had a vague idea on how to raise a functioning person. He had his mother and sister to go off as food influences in his life-- while his father was overworking himself with intense labour. Javier adores GJ and Aluzio, showering them with words of love and affection, since familial love in his culture is shown more outwardly. still, he'd be the one to sit them down and set firm ideas, teaching them right from wrong. and if either of them misbehaved, he'd make sure they'd learn from it. Javier never thought to raise his voice so often at the twins, since he himself never really enjoyed it when he was younger. those uncomfortable memories of being cornered by his father screaming in his face never really sat with him right. so if he started yelling, someone really fucked up. Javier is also the one getting the twins durable, clean clothes and making sure they're fed every night, since he never wants his kids to go hungry and starve like he had to in America.

As for Bill, he didn't have any good role models in his life. His mother died in childbirth and his father was always drunk and never really in his right mind. he had Jane, but back then she was far worse than he was in terms of.. bad behaviour. still, Bill would try his best with raising GJ and Aluzio, trying to do all the things he wanted to do with his own dad when he was young, because, unlike his father, Bill's better than that

he's not a man of sentimental words, so Bill was always the one expressing his love through physical affection. he became a lot more gentle with his burly hands, probably thinking he'd accidentally shatter GJ like a plate 💔 he'd also go out of his way to get things he'd think his girl and boy would enjoy, also making lots of jokes to make the kids happy, even if it was at his expense. fuck it, he even learned how to braid GJ's hair in a traditional Mexican style with ribbons because he wanted her to be happy. even if he didn't really understand the cultural significance, he still did it because he loved her. honestly, Bill's just awkwardly trying his best.

to have people actually depend on and need him was such a foreign concept to Bill, that he wanted to try his hardest and fulfill those needs.

nothings perfect though, because even in domesticity, the Williamson-Escuella family is not safe from regret.

GJ is rarely called by her full name by her parents, and that's because it hurts too much. so instead Bill calls her 'Sweetpea' and Javier calls her 'Mija'

they just hope their son doesn't make the same mistake as they did.

ARGHH PLEASEEEE I'd love to answer any questions or requests about GJ and Aluzio!!!! please give me any more ideas if you have any!!

hell, I'd be happy to receive any willscuella asks in general, thank you for reading!!! <3

[1-pupp3t33r]

Your girlfriend just.. kidnapped a man and said “well since no one wants you, I’ll take you.” So um.. you have a girlfriend and your girlfriend has you but she also has a boyfriend possibly?

"...Where is he. WHERE IS HE!?"

[mychlapci]

after milf megatron pops out his latest bitty, he has to wear much thinner and more flexible armor on his pelvis. this is great for the sensitivity, but terrible for pool boy optimus, who can see his boss’s wife’s pussy lips rubbing together in front of his face through the almost-sheer bottoms 🤭

Megatron needs his super-thin spandex undies to keep the swelling down and give his large hips room to move after a long labour… what a milf, he could be on a milf calendar. and Optimus would own that. Hang it up next to his bed and stare at it as he falls asleep.

And the worst thing about seeing Megatron’s pussy through his new flexible armour, besides the constant edge of arousal while he’s working in the yard, is the fact that Optimus knows he literally can't even fuck Megatron this soon after labour. sad 💔. It's like a carrot on a stick. Optimus is a lost puppy following him around, staring open-mouthed when Megatron bends over and he can see his pussy peeking from under his ass. And Megatron has all the time to tease him because he has like three nannies taking care of his baby all funded by his dear husband Ultra Magnus.

Of course, Megatron can’t just keep his favourite pool boy constantly aroused, it’ll impede his work… but since he can’t use his valve, Optimus gets top-notch blowjobs for weeks, he gets the life sucked out of him through his dick. And when Megatron’s finally sex-ready, that sexy thin armour stays on. And Optimus is gonna have to tear through it to get to his milf pussy.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

|| HAZBIN HOTEL MASTER LIST PART 2 ||

[Key]

-💕means it has sexual content/Implied sexual content..

-💔means it is an angst fic

-😍means it is a family fic

-💘means it is an angst fic with a happy ending.

-🚫means it contains a Trigger Warning.

─ ★

─ ★Lucifer Morningstar.

🪽:Cuddling with Lucifer

🪽:helping you when you're sick

🪽: comforting you when you're feeling anxious

🪽:proposal with Lucifer

🪽:wedding hc with Lucifer

🪽:

🪽:

🪽:

─ ★Dad!cifer Fics n Things.

🪽:

🪽:

🪽:

🪽:

─ ★Alastor "The Radio Demon."

📻:wedding Hc with Alastor

📻:

📻:

─ ★Dad!Alastor Fics n Things.

📻:Dad!Alastor when you're uncomfortable during pregnancy / going into labour?

📻:

📻:

📻:

─ ★Overlord!Husk

🎰:Cuddling with Husk

🎰:

🎰:

🎰:

─ ★Husk

🍻:Giving Husk a bj under the bar table.

🍻:Husk kneading into you

🍻:Wedding hc with Husk

🍻:

🍻:

─ ★Dad!Husk Fics n Things.

🍻:Husk snore-purring with his head resting on the baby bump

🍻:Husk napping with his kits

🍻:Overlord!Husk meeting Husk's kits

🍻:

🍻:

🍻:

─ ★Adam

🍎:Comforting Adam / tending to his wounds

🍎:wedding hc's with Adam

🍎:

🍎:

─ ★Dad! Adam things

🍎:Adam's daughter slapping him for snoring.

🍎:

🍎:

🍎:

🍎:

─ ★Angel Dust { Anthony }

💄: Wedding Hc's with Anthony.

💄:

💄:

💄:

💄:

💄:

─ ★Vox

📺:light bondage with Vox

📺:

📺:

─ ★The Archangels / Big G

🌟:Michael babysitting Edna

🌟:

🌟:

🌟:

🌟:

[brklnnvv]

ℂ.𝕒𝕚 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕘

just a little note from me, i think it's pretty obvious which characters i created when i first started, they're not as well developed of course, but i would just like to say, the daemon, matt, jack and morgan bots, are in fact my most recent, and most well developed (better responses, deeper convos and such and such). so don't expect as much from the rest lol, still hope u love it <3

4/14/2025

It has come to my attention that there’s bots that appear in my catalog don’t appear on my account, the links work, you just won’t find them on the app, just straight from here.

𝕯𝖆𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖞𝖊𝖓 *🍷| brothel indulgences *🤰🏼| a lovely surprise *🌼| to comfort (Targ niece) *🪻| to comfort (Hightower girl) *🫅| Taking you for a dance *🌻| the flower of the Hightowers *🤰 | starting your labourings *👑| sleeping beauty au *💔| speaking up. *🌡️| he falls ill (Hightower girl)

𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴 - 𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓝𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓘𝓷 𝓢𝓸𝓱𝓸 *💋| love at first sight

𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓 𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖘𝖊 *🛤️ | hiding away *📠| the man in the suit 𝕷𝖊𝖙𝖔 𝕬𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖘 *👑| distant husband

𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖙 𝕾𝖒𝖎𝖙𝖍 *💋| more than friends *🏠| house hunting *🫀| a tangling of heartstrings

𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖆𝖓 - 𝕻𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖅𝖊𝖗𝖔 *🪡 | his sanctuary

𝕺𝖘𝖈𝖆𝖗 𝕴𝖘𝖆𝖆𝖈 *👶🏻| mating season *🌊| beach day *♣️| clubbing with him *🥂| running into him *🎞️| celebrity couple *🩶| daddy Oscar *🩸| taking care of you on your period

𝕿𝖎𝖒 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖉 *🦋| friendly neighbours *🎅🏻| happy holidays <3

[givemeababylikenow]

Hi! I’ve been on here awhile so I figured it’s time to do an official link/dislike post for rps and just in general! First of all I’m a female and 18, 19 next month!

Likes:

Longer crownings

Organismic births🧎‍♀️..

Painful births!

Praising😭😭😮‍💨

Shorter labours and longer births.

Sex while high🤭

Very light cnc.

Multiples!

Being carrier!

WOMEN!! (please more women who are into what I’m into dm me I’ll do anything)

Sex to break water/during labor!

Home births/public births.

Simulation while pushing🤗

Very slight Birth denial

Being submissive 🥹

Being tied up during pushing ..

Not sure yet…

Mpreg

Being the “seeder”

Full on birth denial

Dislikes !

Blood/gore

Any harm to mom or baby.

Full on sex during birth😟

Bodily fluids other than cum.

Dni if…

You’re anti-LGBTQ+

Under the age of 18.

Don’t like cats. (This one is a joke💔)

Feel free to dm! I’ll do my best and respond as fast as I can🩷

[siriusblackdevotee]

sdid u eminton cerep jaems.................................. pls fede m

i forgot about this aughh. Out of sight out of mind but it's here now. I can't even remember what post you were referring to but I know it was prongsfoot....

I think creep James would be successful unlike creep Remus, because Sirius actually likes and trusts him so James would be able to get away with basically anything lol.

this isn't on your level of creep unfortunately, I'm not that capable, sorry 💔💔 but I just have some sllighttllyyy weird, kinda loser things. Just not very illegal, yk?

Anyways, they sleep together occasionally because co dependency and all and while Sirius is unaware, sleeping peacefully, a heavy sleeper he is, James is jorking it next to him, nose on skin, sniffing and everything. If not that, he takes this chance to touch everywhere he probably wouldn't be able to get away with had Sirius been awake.

Actually, instead of that...James sneaks into Sirius's bedroom every time he gets horny because he knows Sirius is a heavy sleeper so he could just jack off to Sirius's sleeping face? And then end with a sweet little kiss.

Also wardrobe? It starts with James proposing they trade shirts because they're best friends, they should share!! And then from there, James is offering all his clothes because it goes better with your outfit, or just looks better on you than me. And then at some point, Sirius is mostly wearing James's clothes and because he doesn't really care about this stuff, he realizes his clothes have gone missing until wayy later. James is a nice guy though, he only took Sirius's inside clothes, like PJs, old tshirts, but he kept the clothes that r sexy on Sirius.

Oh and even shit like his underwear has gone missing but James is like, we can always share :3 !! there's route A) Sirius is for some reason okay with sharing because this guy is the literal definition of idgaf and hey, they're best friends right? It's fine plus he's a guy so I don't think he knows what hygiene is or B) Sirius does draw a line there but it's okay because James just offers to buy new ones for him because they have mysteriously gone missing. Sirius doesn't even get to accept or decline the offer because whoaa, James already bought new ones. Obviously Sirius doesn't even realize that James only buys those um, skin tight underwears?? Not cropped because James can't get away with that, just skin tight. Sirius knows James himself owns like, ... boxers?? And even then just, never questions it.

Also bc James is smart, he manages to orchestrate days where all his inside clothes have gone to the laundry (because Sirius doesn't do laundry, the spoiled little shit just assumes the stuff he uses just resets, like there's no labour behind it, so James does everything, including finding every Sirius's pants/trouser) so on those days Sirius is either forced to wear outside clothes inside OR walk around in just underwear because oh man, I think all my clothes are in the laundry, we should really buy more (they never do). And Sirius won't wear outside clothes cause that's a waste (and annoying, he's not wearing leather/jeans inside) so he just picks the other option! And he doesn't really care because...just casual male stuff, who cares if his best friend sees him mostly naked.

James would also do these things where he would shove an object under a cabinet? Shelf? (with legs) push it so far under there that he cant reach it, and then he'd call Sirius for help, Sirius, rolled under there again!! Sirius, with his longer arms, would bend down all the way on the floor, James, how does this keep happening, on his knees, ass up and everything, which is kind of precisely the picture James wanted to see. He'd probably be standing back there, admiring the view and swooning, my hero.

When they're cooking together, James for sure does the waist thing to Sirius, using that as an excuse to uhh brush their hips together, then plays it off like it never happened. Sirius never questions it yet again because he thinks this is just James being his usual physical self, even though they literally have so much space in the kitchen. Actually he's probably just invested in the cooking to notice.

hmmm how likely do we think that during movie nights, James would just be uhh jerking it under the blankets, on the sofa while Sirius is literally right there, in front of the sofa but on the floor?? And then after the movie is done, Sirius turns back to see James looks so exhausted, thinks it's cause he's sleepy but it's actually bc he came like 3 times.