#LOOK AT HIS BEAK WTF…

[bugisbonkerz]

earliest drawing of duck i can find that i made…… must’ve made it when i was a wee 12 year old

[comatosebunny09]

Caleb looks deceptively innocent with the little baby fat hanging beneath his eyes, and he’s all boy next door handsome. He looks like he would stop traffic to help an old lady cross the street or carry you on his back after a long day out. But I feel like he’s utterly insane beneath that boyish exterior. Murderously insane.

Meanwhile, Sylus has the characteristics of a stereotypical villain. Sharp eyes, a beak-like nose, and this constant smug aura about him. He’s still terrifying—can take over the world if he really puts his mind to it, but he’s a fucking cream puff for the person he loves. I also feel that, aside from having a soft spot for animals, children, and MC, he’s a sucker for the elderly, especially older women.

I said all that to say that Infold knew wtf they were doing when they crafted these two.

[jymwahuwu]

-cw: yandere, non-con, forced overstimulation, harassment, breaking into your home

The actual record of dating General Jing Yuan:

(everything below is automatically recorded by the system set up by the general)

4:00 am Jing Yuan pointed out that you will have a date today.

4:00 am You are woken up by the sound of a message.

4:01 am You frowned, checked the message, and replied "wtf it's bedtime".

4:05 am You fell asleep again.

9:45 am Had breakfast.

10:00 am The electronic door lock automatically opened. Jing Yuan stepped in with a "^_^" expression.

10:01 am You: “Can you stop breaking into my house all the time?”

10:02 am Showed you that message. You are speechless.

11:00 am The romantic date begins!!

11:15 am Visited the Space Animal Sanctuary and watched the adorable and special animals together.

11:20 am the baby bird trembled and walked towards Jing Yuan and pecked the back of his hand with its beak. You think nothing can be cuter than this.

11:45 am you curiously fed the sheep that could predict the future destiny of life. This animal looks like a sheep.

11:46 am A 💭 floated out of the sheep’s head:

Love Trend: Dating the one who likes you will guarantee your eternal relationship.

11:47 am You are shocked. Jing Yuan chuckled and stroked the sheep's head.

12:15 pm Jing Yuan purchased two commemorative keychains. He said the two keychains commemorated the romantic date.

12:16 pm Jing Yuan attached one of the keychains to your backpack/bag, etc.

13:00 pm Had a romantic date in a restaurant with a view of the Milky Way.

14:02 pm Jing Yuan offered to go home and fuck you, using an affectionate tone. Your fingers holding the door were pried open one by one, and you were pulled onto the spaceship.

15:12 pm Back to your apartment!! Jing Yuan kissed you and put you on his arm with one hand, burning off the calories from the meal just now.

15:20 pm You were forced to spread your legs on the sofa, and Jing Yuan buried his head between your legs, or twitched with his fingers, and occasionally said something embarrassing to you. You pushed his hair.

16:05 pm You can’t remember how many times you’ve had an orgasm. Consciousness began to drift away.

17:00 pm Lubricate the cock head with the petals, teasing you on the outside for five minutes before hitting bottom. "Ah…!! ❤"

18:15 pm You start to think about why Jing Yuan’s staying power is so terrible. Is this the secret of long-life species?

19:00 pm You're lying on the bed, panting, tongue sticking out. The fertile semen inside flowed out like a quiet stream.

19:01 pm Jing Yuan resisted the urge to lift your legs and thrust into you again. Look at your lovely face.

19:04 pm Conclusion: Your cuteness transcends the laws of the world.

19:10 pm Kissed you on the cheek, put one of his hands on your breasts, and hugged you to sleep naked.

[lovebillyhargrove]

A harringrove fic idea

Starcourt. While Billy's fighting the monster above, Steve Harrington is the one trapped in the secret laboratory under, instead of Hopper. Hopper has escaped — with Joyce, and Steve has somehow fallen behind.

So anyways, the whole thing gets blown to pieces, Steve survives and is taken to the Soviet Union prison,

And Billy ..

He survives as well, and gets wicked powers as a farewell gift — the dark matter really liked his defiant attitude. Still plans on luring this boy onto its evil side.

Billy is super strong. Also, gets a pair of black wings and can turn into a black raven anytime he wishes.

Naturally, when Hargrove crawls his way out of the Upside Down, his sole purpose is to find Steve.

Billy flies to the deserted, frozen island of Sakhalin, to the brink of the world, where one of the harshest soviet prisons is located. The way is long and full of dangers, but he unrelentingly and fearlessly follows the direction the compass in his chest leads him in.

Picture by Hu Guoqing

Finally, he arrives at the destination. Sees his pretty boy — famished, pale, beaten up and bloody, in ragged clothes. At least he's wearing a thick jacket to give him some warmth in this biting frost.

Hang in there, baby ..

Watches the guards, learns the prison routine.

Makes up a plan.

One day as Steve's peering through the bars at the heavy gray sky, a crow sits near the bars and slides in a sharp blade wrapped up in a little shred of paper. A note.

At midnight. Be ready, pretty boy.

It's Billy's handwriting!!

The crow looks at Steve as if sending a message only two of them can understand and flies away.

..

So while Billy's again meticulously going over the plan, over every tiny detail, making sure it's gonna work, Harrington's having a whirlwind of thoughts of his own.

Lying on a stiff cold bed in his solitary cell as he practises clutching the blade between his fingers so that he can slice the neck of a guard in one go

Wtf, did Billy tame a bird to save me?

And then, when the wildest realization hits, he covers his icy lips with a cold hand, letting out a gasp

Oh my god, what if Billy is the bird ..!?

And then

But if he is a bird, and he frees me from here, and we get back home .. how are we gonna have sex ..?

Remembers the fairy-tales his mom read to him when he was a little boy

If I kiss him romantically on the lips .. on the beak, he's gonna turn back into a human, right?

***

Based on this and ofc "The Crow" (1994)

[catsushi-nyakajima]

Girls Luke and Kieran’s backstory is so cute I mean like no yes they’re like traumatised but it’s so cute how they’re like both one person but also two different people. They’re so cute and funny. I laughed so hard when they tried to kill Sylus and he just literally threw them out of the theatre it was so cartoonish 😭 my precious babies.

I’m pretty sure after Sylus took them in their antics made him more and more fond of them too. Like they’d have like a drink and a snack at his desk or his bedside table they’d be poking Mephisto around curiously and he’d sit on one of their mask beaks. And they’d be like 😧😧

And there’s something so cute about only Sylus knowing what they look like under their masks like imagine them showing up to his place that day with the masks on and Sylus is like “wtf are you wearing” and they just go “funky crow masks for the crow man” and he chuckles. Their theatrics are so funny and cute their zest for life infectious.

Mc rejects Sylus and he’s just sitting there with his head in his hands and they both try to comfort him but nothings working so they just kinda orchestrate a random explosion somewhere and Sylus gets the news and he’s like 🤨 and they’re like 🥰 and he’s just like “I’m so proud of you” and pats both their heads and internally they’re going “YIPPIEEEEE”

Finally Sylus does score a date with mc and absolutely sucks at claw machines so he takes the two out “as practice” to the arcade and they all take turns with the claw machine. The arcade made a shit ton of money that day. They left with a total of 3 plushies despite spending the whole day there. Luke and Kieran very protective of their stuffed companions. (They sleep hugging their little plushies now)

Mc and Sylus start dating. They all went to the arcade. Mc won a TON of plushies. She gives those to them. The twins are thrilled. In their bedroom, in stark contrast to the black and red walls and decor, stand around 16 pastel-coloured plushies. They’re very protective of them.

Mc comes over one day carrying with her, gifts. She gathers them all together, and from a small bag, she pulls out a small packet and gives a sparkly necklace to Sylus, and two matching pink bow clips to the twins. They’re all confused but Luke and Kieran curiously put on their respective bows and look at each other. “Do you feel bonita” she asks “I feel bonita” they all reply.

Mc moves in with Sylus. They decide to raid her closet for whatever reason. It looks like the room exploded and hearing so much ruckus Sylus and MC go to their room only to see the twins wearing her skirts and dresses. They’re taking pictures of each other and giggling. They freeze when they see them both at the doorway. They heave a sigh of relief when they burst out laughing at their antics.

MC insists on adopting a kitten. Sylus obliges. She didn’t really want the kitten for herself, though she loves cats, but she wanted to leave its care to the twins just to see what they would do. Only to find that they were more cat than they were crow. Orange cat specifically. Luke’s crying over spilled milk (literally) Kieran tangled in yarn. The kitten is sitting on Sylus’ seat.

“They’re such idiots” Sylus sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose, shaking his head.

“They’re so adorable” mc says laughing. She can see their tired, dejected expressions through their masks. She pats their heads and takes the kitten. Which starts purring in her arms. Their flabbers are utterly gasted and gobs smacked.

“wtf is that noise”

“Is it about to explode”

“It’s purring”

“Huh.🤔”

“Cats do that when they’re feeling comfortable and safe.”

“Oooooo”

This one time they’re playing with the kitty and it climbs on Kieran’s lap and starts purring. He remembers what mc told him. He is over the moon.

“Hey Luke LUKE!” He whisper-yells at his brother.

“What”

“ITS PURRING”

“NO WAY”

“Oh my god I think I’m gonna cry”

“You remember what mc told us about cats?”

“Yes🥹”

“It feels safe with you”

“It feels safe with me🥹”

SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME

[bleucaesura]

WTF - Part 2

Stolas’s heart clenched. He turned to look at Blitzø. His shoulders were hunched, brows furrowed, his left arm across his chest, clutching tightly to his right arm. Blitzø was very focused on a spot on the floor.

“But why?” Stolas asked sadly.

Blitzø startled, darting a look at Stolas, before looking away again.

Stolas wanted so badly to reach out and hold him. But he couldn’t. Things weren’t that way anymore.

Blitzø heaved a sigh, rubbed the back of his neck.

“All this time… I’ve thought you’ve only wanted me for sex.” Blitzø clenched his fists at his sides. He wouldn’t look at Stolas.

Stolas wanted to interject, tell him he was wrong, but he could see Blitzø had more to say so he bit his tongue. He clenched his fists, his talons biting into his palms. He could feel his feathers raise.

“That all the things you’ve done, the gifts, the calls, the…” Blitzø swallowed hard and peeked up at Stolas. “The fucking RESCUE… I thought it was all because it was part of this DEAL for you.”

The two just looked at each other. Blitzø’s words hung in the air like a gallows noose.

“THAT’S what you think of me, Blitz?!” Stolas snapped, glaring down at him.

Blitzø flinched and for a split second looked as if he were about to cower. But he squared his shoulders, stood up straight and glared back at Stolas. It was definitely NOT sexy.

“FUCK you Stolas!” Blitzø grit his teeth and stabbed a finger at him.

“Oh! FUCK me?!” He gasped, dramatically pressing a hand to his chest, feigning upset. Something in him had snapped. He bent over, other hand on his hip, and shoved his face at Blitzø. His eyes glowed with anger.

“Yeah!” Blitzø stamped his foot, leaning up and forward as far and as close as he could to Stolas.

“FUCK YOU, Blitz!” Stolas dropped his arms, letting them hang freely between them, closed his eyes and yelled in Blitzø’s face.

Stolas just stood there, bent in half, chest heaving, arms hanging, fists clenched, eyes squeezed shut, grinding his beak, with his face just inches from Blitzø’s.

He stared wide-eyed and blinking at Stolas. He was dumbfounded. Shit. Ok. No. He definitely couldn’t think about how fucking HOT it was that Stolas just swore. Or about how he could just lean forward and grab his face and -

“FUCK YOU!” Stolas yelled again and stomped his foot. He stood up and turned around, arms rigid, fists still clenched at his sides.

“FUCK!” He stomped his foot.

“YOU!” He threw his head back and screamed at the ceiling.

It took a lot of restraint for Blitzø not to laugh. He slapped a hand over his mouth to cover his smile.

Fuck, was that adorable.

Stolas was still turned away, his shoulders heaving with his angry breathing. He clenched and unclenched his fists at his sides.

“You think I give you my time and affection, purely for sexual gratification?” Stolas couldn’t make himself look at Blitzø. He was so angry. So hurt.

“You think I call you and text you to talk and check on your day and your wellbeing, just so I can get you in bed another month?” He could feel his gut twisting, the tears burning.

“Stolas…” Blitzø pleaded.

He didn’t want to hear excuses, or lies.

“You think I rewatch that horse movie with you, OR spend countless hours combing the earth for a hoodie and plush of that damn horse as gifts for you - just for the pleasure of your DICK one more time?!”

Stolas turned and glared at Blitzø. He was so angry. So hurt. Did Blitzø really think so poorly of him?

Blitzø was hugging himself, clutching his arms tightly. He stared wide-eyed at Stolas. His pupils were little pin-pricks.

His stomach twisted. He hated seeing Blitzø this way…

But also… FUCK HIM.

“I was SO excited you asked me on a date, Blitz!”

Blitzø flinched and looked away. Stolas’s anger flared higher.

“SO Excited! But when I showed up, you didn’t seem AT ALL interested in being there with me!”

Blitzø dug his claws into his arms. It looked like he was going to draw blood.

Fine. Let him be angry!

“I dressed up for you and you made me feel foolish.” Stolas felt the tears welling up again. He swallowed the lump in his throat.

Blitzø jolted and looked up at him in surprise and - was that - pain?

“It wasn’t just OUR first date Blitzø.” Stolas’s bottom lip quivered. “It was MY first date. EVER.”

Blitzø’s eyes widened and he looked like he was about to say something but Stolas plowed forward.

“And you spent the whole time ignoring me! I was SO excited to be out with you… But, you even hid your face when you saw that Fizzarolli character. Like you were ashamed to be seen with me.” Stolas’s voice cracked.

“Now hold on a fucking minute!” Blitzø snapped. “I hid cuz I didn’t want Fizz to see ME. PERIOD! YOU being with me had NOTHING to do with it!”

Stolas clenched his jaw and his fists. He glared daggers at him.

Blitzø wasn’t deterred. He stabbed a finger up at Stolas and practically hissed in his face.

“YOU’RE the one who hid when EVERYONE was looking at you and your IMPISH LITTLE PLAYTHING!” He flapped his hands out, making angry spirit fingers. “How fucking EMBARRASSING for you!”

Stolas jolted. He felt like Blitzø had punched him in the stomach. A rush of anger ran up his spine, raising his feathers.

“What in the HELL do you mean?!” Stolas snapped. He sputtered back at Blitzø. “I didn’t! That’s not!…”

“For FUCK SAKES, Stolas!” Blitzø threw his head back and yelled at the ceiling. “I SAW how fucking ASHAMED you were! The HIGH and MIGHTY PRINCE of HELL! Caught with his FAVOURITE little peasant FUCK DOLL!”

Blitzø was baring his teeth, practically snarling at Stolas. He was slightly crouched like he was a predator ready to strike.

Stolas felt his heart crumbling to dust.

“Why do you ALWAYS YELL, BLITZ?!” Stolas burst into tears. His voice raised and cracked with emotion. “Everyone always YELLS at me! Calls me NAMES! Puts me DOWN! Do you have so little regard for me?! Do I truly mean SO LITTLE to you?!”

Blitzø staggered back like he’d been slapped across the face. He clutched his shirt at his chest, eyes wide in shock and tears welling.

Stolas hugged himself and looked away. He didn’t want to be here. Didn’t want to feel so worthless. So unloved. He turned and walked away.

***

[isabeauwolf]

Damn, been a long time that I had an intense dream it woke me up in the middle of the night, and I actually remembered what the hell I was dreaming about.

What was it you ask?

Me comforting a sad Monsterhaul in a MHA version of Beauty and The Beast.

Monsterhaul looked so distraught and sad... I couldn't take it as he called himself "ugly" and a "monster."

So I cupped his beaked face with both hands, slowly turning his head to look at me, "No, Kai. Even in this form you are still the most handsome birdman I've fallen in love with." Giving a sad yet genuine and heartfelt smile, "please believe me, my dearest."

His gorgeous and soul piercing, golden eyes met my dark chocolate brown ones as tears filled his. "Thank you, angel." One of his large clawed hands gently cupped my cheek as tears fell. "Thank you."

And then I woke up, staring at the ceiling in the dark with tears in my eyes... T-T It ain't fair!

@wtf-ask-baddie-overhaul

[jedifieldnotes]

I think it's nekko time.

Last month I decided I wanted to doodle some nekkos. I could have just looked for game model pics or snapped images in game and strictly referenced those. But no, my creature designer brain wouldn't let me do that. I had questions about certain design choices and needed to find real animals to reference. I also questioned the use of "avian" to describe them on the Wookieepedia entry.

Cal and his homies.

First thing that bugged me design wise was the feathers (?) growing on the armor plates. I was like why? How? Then I remembered that some armadillos seem to have a bit of fur on their armor. I calmed down. (Still not nearly as much as nekko's seem to have growing, but whatever.)

Nine-banded Armadillo via Wikimedia

I drafted this before I got the art books and the nekko image used in the Survivor art book actually has a smoother plate edges and a hint of more armadillo like texture. So guess I nailed that.

My next beef was their goofy leg angulation. They have video game creature legs. So, I looked up ostriches so I'd draw my nekkos with slightly more realistic proportions.

source: PBS

I feel like their flightless bird proportions and feathers are about the only "avian" features these critters have. Apparently they also lay eggs, but I'd argue these guys more closely fall into the "reptomammal" category like a tauntaun.

I think ostrich feet a pretty obvious source of reference. But you could actually reference another mammal for something similar.

Llama's have great 2 toed feet!

Then we've got their heads. I think this is where they really lack any avian influence (other than the feathers)

I had to go find teeth to look at since I couldn't find anywhere that had a reference to their diet. I wasn't sure if they were herbivores or if they might actually be predators. Their knobby little teeth say herbivore to me.

Then I saw some animation of them eating off the ground, so that answered that.

I have not quite figured out wtf their ears are doing. The ears seem to curl and uncurl. When I looked up llamas for feet, I had a "hmm ears?" moment, but looking closer at the models I'm not sure about that. But they're obviously some big ears that are not avian at all.

I also think their snoots have a lip and not a beak, so no avian influence there. At first I thought about horses, but looking again I'm like oh, I think I've seen that profile and nostril shape/placement on rhinos.

Image by Joel Sartore

I am actually working on a bigger piece with multiple nekkos, but here's a digital sketch because I felt like I should have some art on this post. I pushed the ostrich on the legs by like...reflex. I'd like to play with more details on the face, but I picked a weird angle for that.

[the-kr8tor]

(I didn’t press send somehow so I apologize for no daily Hobie hc yesterday)

I GOT MY THIRD LOBE PIERCINGS WOO

Daily Hobie HC!

More crow x owl>:)

A shadowy thief, as he was called. His dark feathers hid metallic blues and purples, only visible in light. Hobie was a crow, notorious for bringing a slight pain in the ass.

He sometimes bothered owls, pulling at feathers and hopping away with a caw of laughter, or dropping some cloth on their heads. It was all harmless fun, but some owls had made it a goal to at least hit him once.

Hobie was sneaky though, scraping by without a nip to his tail feathers.

However, when he had come across you, an owl, he felt oddly entranced.

Of course he’d teasingly peck and nip at your tail feathers and legs, but after he’d give you a gift, almost like he’d soothe you.

Hobie would nestle flowers or things that smelled nice into your feathers, or bring something for the two of you to share.

Eventually, you couldn’t help but do the same, watching his eyes light up at the sign of you returning his affection.

You began to bring him food for the two of you to share, gift him trinkets you found or hop along with him as he bounced through the snow.

Obviously he’d still play around with his teasing gestures, but you almost felt excited whenever he nips you, knowing he’ll pamper you afterwards.

Sometimes, you’d like to put up a small fight, hoping away and turning around to look at him when you felt his beak against your legs or tail feathers.

- 🐦‍⬛

I thought you got grounded again lol welcome back!

NICE!!!!! Hope it heals well!

Daily Hobie HC ❤️❤️❤️

Yesss this one is adorable!! Reminds me sm of the crow comic

"some owls had made it a goal to hit him once." LMFAOOOOO 😂

I imagine Hobie seeing the shoujo vision with the flying hearts and sakuras when he saw R 😂

Awwww them hopping along the snow!!!! So cute!!!

I can just imagine a national geographic photographer seeing them and going "wtf?" 😂🤣

[fyrerainy]

hihihii !!

i completely forgot to ask.. but do you have designs for your tdl fic? :3

and how have you been !!

hands youa cookie :D

hiii ghosteii!! :3c

School just started again for me, so I'm very tired, but otherwise alright. Thanks for asking! How are you? :D

AGRESSIVLEY NOMS THE COOKIE

I don't actually have designs for TDL, and the reasons are as follows: Most of the characters would look exactly the same, I cannot draw full-bodies without them looking like someone took a shit on my canvas, and I'm too lazy :D

BUT

I do have a couple of silly little funky ideas. Here are some pointers for drawing the TDL sillies.

Spoilers for TDL so far :3

CHICA

chonkey. fat lady. if you draw her slim like in canon I will skin you alive please and thank you ^o^ my chica is a chonkey girl

slight discolouration/cracks around her beak. her beak is also noticeably shinier and newer-looking than the rest of her, as she got it replaced.

EYE BAGS. TIRED LADY

ROXY

She looks the same idk what to tell ya

Bandage 'round the eyes so it's not too unsightly

Frebby, Monty, Cassie, sun n moon

hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur

All exactly the same. I have no ideas what can I tell you.

Greggy boi

Greyish skin. Not so much it's like WTF IF WRONG WITH YOU but more like, the longer you look at him the stranger he looks

Skin lightens around nose/eyes/mouth

EYE BAGSSSSSSSSSSSSS

one of his eyes turns [REDACTED] when [REDACTED]

Vanessa

None of that sexualised shit!!!! you hear me!!!!!!

Also chonkey lady.

EYE BAGSSSSSSS MY BELOVED

messy messy hair. low ponytail. stripes of these colours:

Vanny (who will come up)

none of that sexualised shit!!!!!! none!!!!!!

the fursuit is not skin-tight!!!!! her boobs and thighs and body is not framed in a smexy way!!!!!

she's wearing a fursuit!! she's extra chonkey!!!!!!

CHONKEY LADY!!!!! NO SEXUALISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL FIND YOU!!!!!!!!

giggling and kicking my feet. ofc feel free to styilise them and/or ignore all this /gen! It was really fun hehehehehe

but seriously if you sexualise vanny i will end you

[jils-things]

Wishing Ekans also a good beak, take care! I enjoyed the little (indirect) conversation hehe :3

also NEWS FLASH MOUSE SI HAS A NAME. It's Euphemia (Effie for short bc I think it's cuteee annnd idk imagine almost everyone calling her Effie and only Naib keeps calling her Euphemia because he likes that more hjkhdjkl)

Aryon, Irene and Euphemia would get along I'm sure! I think Euphemia wouldn't even notice when Aryon tried to pickpocket smth from her hjkhfhkk and she's looking confused at Irene, asking “something wrong?”

AGHHH Euphemia is looking at the stars saying “Beautiful, right?” and Naib replies “yes, very beautiful” WHILE LOOKING AT HER I'M HJKHFDFJJ 🧡🧡 THIS MAKES MY HEART BEAT SO MUCH I THINK I WILL EXPLODE

Irene and Naib remind me of Mabel and Dipper - I haven't watched much of Gravity Falls but I know that sound in which she's like “uh oh somebody's in loooove” and he's like “pfff yeah sure. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her” and then it cuts to him in bed, wide awake PFFFTTT

OH OHH YOU KNOW ALREADY? 👀 YOU EVEN THINK NAIB IS LIKE SOME OF THE OTHER F/O'S WHAT Ahhh tbh the only similarity I found for Naib and my other favs is… some of them also have long hair and some kind of ponytail fhjkkgfgjk I think that says a lot about me

I thought at first I might already gave it away with the detective conan skin because… that character of the skin is literally mentioned on my f/o list and I'm not sure if you'd remember that and I haven't seen any other selfshippers with an f/o from that source jkkhklgfj ANYWAYS I also think it's super nice talking to you and ngl it brightens my day a bit and makes me super excited hehe 💚

OH? No time to look at your husbands pinterest? But I'm sure there are lots of nice images on it worth looking at :]]

Hjjgfdh don't look at my pinterest it's constantly growing why are artists drawing Naib that pretty oughhh

BTW LOOK

https://www.tumblr.com/mirshroom/629119160230756353/late-night-doodles?source=share

It's ur husband and my stargazing partner your brother :]

-🐭 anon

EUPHEMIA!!!!!! EEEKKK THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY NAME. even if her nickname is presented i still want to call her euphemia because i love reading it... it sounds so charminggg!!! NOT HIM CALLING HER BY FULL FIRST NAME BECAUSE IT ROLLS OFF HIS LIPS NICELY EHUEHEUHEHEHEHEHEH he brushes it off as him being "polite and respectful to a stranger" BUT NOOOO HE JUST LOVES TO SAY IT SOOO MUCH HEHEHEHE (the accidental siblings calling her euphemia ehehehehehe)

EUPHEMIA JUST TILTING HER HEAD, CONFUSED LIKE, "did something happen?" (IRENE IS HOLDING ARYON BY THE EAR, ON THE VERGE OF SCOLDING) (aryon is quietly going "ow ow ow")/j WHAHHAHAHA THEYRE SO SILLY EYYEYEYEYE

WE ARE COOKING THE NAIPHEMIA (IM CALLING THE TAG NOW /J) DYANMIC CHAT!!!!!! HE IS STARING AT HER AND SAYING "yea... beautiful..." HEHUEAHUEAHEHAAHAHOH HES SO INLOVE OH LOVERBOOYYY BTW YES THEY ARE SO MABEL AND DIPPER CODED OMG WTF i was just watching the show recently and CACKLED at that scene... naib thinking abt her that day be like.... the stargazing took him out so bad heuehuehhehehehe EEEEEEE

OH MY GOSH I THINK I DEFINITELY KNOW WHO YOU ARE JUST BECAUSE OF THAT DETECTIVE CONAN MENTION, AND TO BACK UP MY ARGUMENT WITH NAIB BEING SIMILAR: perhaps its just my general advantage of knowing naib well and comparing him to the other characters: i can DEFINTELY say he matches the vibe with the other charas. trust me. im his sister i know/jjj EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

SQYUEUEUEUEUEUEE YOURE LOOKING FOR FANART HERE TOOOEJEHEHEUAHAUAUAUAUAA I LOOVE LOVE LOEV NORTONS BASEBALL SKIN YK ITS SO?!?!?!? ITS SO ATTRACTIVE ON HIMKFLDKKLFKLKD i can imagine cheerleader irene just going eeeeee nonnon ure doing so great ilyyyy (he is dying /pos) WAWAWA SORRY JUST WANTED TO PUT IT OUT THERE i am horribly SMITTEN by his skinsssss💚💚💚

[megaderping]

I found your fic "The Crow Cries at Midnight" this last week and love it so much. It's definitely one of the things that made being laid up with a broken leg bearable[lol].

Can I say I have this scene in my head based on TCCaM met the Canon P5 gang during PQ2. That if I had any skill or means I would happily draw.

Where, little Akechi walks up to his older au self and states with a Tilted head, "You are aware putting a mask on with the outfit our shadow wore before he became Robin Hood doesn't make it any less ridiculous looking for someone your age. Right?" While Canon Akechi looks down, nearly poking the child with the beak of the mask, on this sassy 13 year old him going wtf mentally over and over and the confused PTs in the background

Aww, happy that my fic could provide some enjoyment. Sorry about your leg, tho. D: That definitely can't be fun. Also, that sounds super comical, tbh. x) The red mask is very pointy and pokey. Tbh, I've actually RPed the Akechi in the fic off of a canon Akechi, and it's been very enjoyable. I love the idea of AUs crossing over or AUs and canon. There's so much fun to be had.

[kiawren]

You said you wanted people to gush about their f/os in a rb

I just really like my husbanf… he so cool and deranged very me coded… he’s my third f/o with a gambling addiction… he’s so pathetic, freaking loser, he is such a loser, I love him so much, he’s my little ray of sunshine, he’s so cool and sweet, he smells like pineapple (canon btw), he has green hair and pronons❤️❤️❤️ he is a duck robot cog (you wouldn’t get it if you didn’t play Toontown corporate clash….. 💔💔💔………..) he so odd, he needs to be studied under a microscope even though he’s taller than me, he has sharp teeth and a lisp……… he’s so cooolio…. I can’t believe he’s actually my husbanf❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I’m so lucky……. Waow…. Buck is so coolio……..I need to kiss his beak….. mwah meah…… I’m gonna tell him I love him sooooo much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ bye bye

Hey anon...I so get it.. enjoyed reading this immensely you literally get him so well you guys are Soulmates for real that's what it looks like to me.. All those traits are so silly if I were him I'd be so lucky to have a partner whos so attentive like that..?! Smelling like pineapple is so. That's actually so cute Idek what to say that's adorable. I don't know this source but your description is very endearing im genuinely interested.. Sharp teeth and a lisp! Man that is so cute what! You have thecoolest husband ever man wtf. YES GO AND KISS HIS BEAK NOW! HURRY! You guys can be so crazy and cool together Yes put him under a microscope tuck him into a petri dish all cozy like.. Then when you examine his cells you'll be surprised to find his brain has many micro thoughts and pictures of you..🤯🤔

[bonesandthebees]

Okay so no analysis now, just screaming.

What is wrong with tntduo why are they like that? /pos Poor Techno if only it was what it looked like. Would have been less fucked up.

[”I’ve seen empty before, and you’re not it.”] Quantity would know. He’s probably seen people drink themselves into shells on multiple occasions.

I am eyeing this world-building. Also, I lied, have a tiny crumb of analysis. If the man they ran into was indeed concerned to Eret and recognised the Pythia, then Eret would know there is no Pythia and that would be very bad for war. Eyes vision at the end of the chapter. Ah, consequences.

Techno calling Wilbur kid is something that can be so personal. Also, he’s keeping a damn good eye on him in that stairwell. Also, Techno’s way of dealing with the religious trauma is blunt honesty. Where Tommy still knows when not to push (or claims he does) Techno just says things. And I’m analysing again, but it’s an entirely different way of pushing by telling Wilbur things he doesn’t want to hear and presenting them as fact. Pointing out Wilbur does have a choice, that he’s more trying go convince himself, and of course [“It (Wilbur being 12) was used against you.”] finally someone tells him.

Also, the bird slamming it’s beak through his ribs is literally Wilbur breaking free and becoming Wilbur. (I noticed a switch :D). Honestly I need to get on those bird metaphors because there where some really good ones this chapter. Even if I’m not talking about them, just know that I am Looking at them.

Oh and the vision. I’m not touching it yet, though I look forward to being able to did my teeth into that in the morning and throwing some speculation out there. Though it very much feels like they are going to get found. So just know that I am Afraid. Thanks for the fear Bee. I am terrified of the next chapter, but I did indeed enjoy this one.

Also, Wilbur got a vision!!!! Clara is warning him!!!!! Just him (and possibly the Deathlings)!!!!! This ain’t got shit to do with Schlatt or the country (it might cuz Cops, but still)!!!!!

-🌲

tntduo is soooo not normal like what the fuck was that. I know I wrote it but I still look at them and I'm like "wtf is wrong with you two." it definitely would've been better if they'd actually just been making out or something

yeahhhh you see a lot of empty people working as a bartender

hmm... we'll have to wait and see if the man they ran into is connected to eret or not...

I love the contrast of how phil, tommy, and techno all interact with wilbur's issues in this. because it's a back and forth with both phil and techno, even though techno is pushy and phil isn't. whereas there's no back and forth with tommy, it's just tommy steamrolling ahead. such a fun set of dynamics to play around with for sure.

finally someone told him...

man I have so much fun with the bird metaphors :D I'm glad you are Looking At Them

cannot WAIT to hear your thoughts about the vision

:) wilbur got a vision and it was entirely about himself (and tommy)

[chaifootsteps]

Wait wtf. Wtf. What even is this

Why does his face looks swolen. In what does it make hip look happy and excited like I supposed it's meant to be. It looks like he had a peanut allergy, the fact the cheekbone is NOT linked to the smile (there is NO smile) doesn't make it look like it's a smiling cheekbone. Also I don't understand, why is there a smile on the right of his face but none on the left of his face ? Is he smiling or not ? Or is it meant to be the side of his beak instead of a smile ? If so why the hell would you draw the 2 lines the same, just as thick as each other, with his right eye sticking out in the beak area or not have the middle line mark the separation better/create a better volume effect ? And have the line on the right connected to the cheekbone so THERE it looks like a happy smile ? am no expert and I draw no better but from a professional work it is awful, it looks like he is choking

I want to see Stolas die horribly of a peanut allergy and choking at the same time and I want it yesterday.

[bleucaesura]

WTF - Part 4

Blitzø wanted to curl into a ball and die. He felt so fucking small and weak and pathetic. His deepest insecurity, his biggest hurdle with Stolas, was finally laid bare at the Prince’s feet. And he was fucking TERRIFIED. All Stolas had to do was breathe and he could blow Blitzø away completely. Topple the walls Blitzø had spent his life building. Destroy him entirely. Wreck him forever for anyone else… HA! Who was he fucking kidding? There’d never be anyone else…

The empty space and silence between them began to grow like a chasm. Every second it felt to the two of them that they were drifting further apart. Soon the depth of silence and the distance between them would become too great. Too far to ever reach across again.

“Blitz!” Stolas choked in anguish. He fell to his knees, startling Blitzø. Blitzø looked at him in shock, tears streaming down his face.

“Please!” Stolas buried his face in his hands and cried. “What can I do to make you see?… How much you mean to me…” His words came in ragged gasps.

Blitzø was crumbling. He had nothing left to protect him anymore. His walls were gone. And there he stood: raw and naked, bawling like a fucking baby in front of the man he loved, the man he didn’t deserve. What the fuck was he supposed to say?

Try and ruin it. OBVIOUSLY… fuck me…

“What could I possibly mean to anyone?” He muttered, hugging himself tightly. “Especially you?… I’m a worthless nobody.”

Stolas lashed out and grabbed Blitzø tightly by the shoulders and shook him. HARD.

Blitzø’s head snapped forward and back once like the crack of a whip; his teeth gnashed so hard they felt like they might crack

“How DARE YOU!” Stolas yelled at him in between tears. “After ALL this TIME!” His hands gripped tighter, making Blitzø wince.

Stolas was angry. Really fucking angry. But also frantic and confused.

“After ALL the time we SPENT together! How DARE you say you don’t mean anything to me!!” His pupils danced in his glowing ruby eyes.

Blitzø was transfixed, caught in their glare.

“You’re worth EVERYTHING to me, Blitz! You and Octavia are my WORLD!” Stolas shook him again, but his anger was waning. His grip was loosening. His bottom lip quivered.

Blitzø didn’t stamp out his thoughts anymore… He DESPERATELY wanted to kiss those lips.

“I went to the human world for you! Risked exposure! Risked EVERYTHING for you!” Stolas’s grip loosened and his hands began to slip away. “And you didn’t even… You left…” His voice shook. He sniffled back tears. “You didn’t even care enough to visit me in the hospital!”

Blitzø’s heart dropped.

NO!

His hands snapped up and caught Stolas’s before he could pull them away completely.

“I DO CARE!” Blitzø cried desperately. “I care SO FUCKING MUCH, Stolas!”

Stolas jolted in shock. He stared wide-eyed and unblinking back at Blitzø. His heart raced and threatened to beat out of his chest.

Blitzø actually cared for him? He felt his beak flapping open and closed like a fish gasping for breath - speechless and dumbstruck.

Stolas.exe has ceased to function. Please reboot.

Blitzø clasped Stolas’s hands tightly between his and stared into his eyes pleadingly. Desperate for him to understand. For him to not reject him. For him to stay.

“I’ve ripped myself apart EVERY. SINGLE. DAY since Striker took you! Since I saw you wheeled into that hospital!” Blitzø’s voice cracked.

Stolas finally felt himself coming back online. He shook his head to clear the mess, and pointedly made eye contact with Blitzø. He looked so desperate. So broken.

I want to hold him so much…

Stolas leaned in, returning the hold of Blitzø’s hands; lacing their fingers together.

Blitzø shivered and averted his gaze, but gripped tighter to Stolas’s hands.

“It was MY fucking FAULT you got hurt, Stolas.” Blitzø choked out. “I didn’t DESERVE to be around you. I didn’t DESERVE to feel relief. I made my fucking bed when I left you high and dry and I had to fucking LAY IN IT!”

Blitzø spat the words out with such hatred and venom his body shook.

It pained Stolas so badly to hear Blitzø speak this way.

“Blitz…” Stolas whispered sadly. He rubbed his thumbs back and forth over Blitzø’s. He hoped it would be a welcome and calming show of affection.

He had never seen Blitzø like this before. So open. So vulnerable. He knew he was being given a gift. Something very precious. And that’s why he was so terrified to say the wrong thing. Afraid to say something that would have Blitzø slamming the door in his face, never to see this side of him again.

Stolas watched as Blitzø’s measured breaths became slower and less frantic. He continued to rub his thumbs over Blitzø’s. And he definitely wasn’t thinking about how beautiful this man was. How much he loved these hands, and what they could do to-

AHEM…

“But… Your colleagues. Moxxie and Mildred? They came…” Stolas said cautiously. “Was that not your doing?”

Blitzø startled and whipped back to look at Stolas. He searched those ruby eyes for… What? What was he looking for?

Stolas looked down at Blitzø imploringly. Head tilted slightly at the question, eyes soft, and the faintest smile at the corner of his mouth. Blitzø felt a heat pool in his stomach and his legs jelly.

“I…” He blinked a few times trying to remember what the fuck he was supposed to be saying.

Fuck, he’s gorgeous…

Stolas squeezed his hands reassuringly.

“Fuck… Yes?…” Blitzø heaved a heavy sigh and threw his head back to look at the ceiling. He couldn’t focus when he was looking at Stolas.

“I mean… I wasn’t sure what I was gonna do, but then Millie, like, offered?… And Mox was all eager and shit… And… FUCK…” Blitzø started to hyperventilate. He didn’t want to live this over again. He dropped Stolas’s hands without realizing it and backed away. He grabbed his head trying to drown out the deafening blood pounding in his ears and paced.

Stolas watched on in anguish. The man he loved was tearing himself apart because he didn’t think HE was enough for HIM. Not the other way around. It was so stupid a thing that Stolas would have laughed if it hadn’t caused them so much pain.

Stolas took off his hat and clutched it tightly in his hands. He glared at the crown on its brim. He wanted to crush it, destroy all it stood for. Instead, he tossed it aside.

Fuck it. Fuck it ALL!

“Loona NEEDED that shot… She NEEDED IT…” Blitzø couldn’t breathe. He felt like he was drowning. He stopped and turned to Stolas. And there he was. The light at the end of the tunnel. The surface. All he had to do was reach it.

Blitzø stumbled over himself to get back to Stolas. To reach the surface.

He tripped. Stolas caught him. They clutched each other’s forearms, hands at their elbows. When he looked up, their faces were so close.

“I didn’t…” He swallowed, shuttering the desperate thoughts of kissing him. “I couldn’t fucking CHOOSE.”

Blitzø broke.

“I COULDN’T CHOOSE!” The tears gushed and he shook.

“Dearest…”

Stolas yanked Blitzø and held him in a tight hug against him.

Blitzø froze for only a moment and then he was crying, grasping desperately to Stolas and burying his face into his chest feathers, breathing in his scent.

Stolas cooed soothing words over and over “It’s alright. I understand. You did nothing wrong.” And stroked Blitzø’s back. He rested his chin on the top of his head and relished the feeling of holding him in his arms.

Blitzø knew Stolas was trying to make him feel better, but he knew didn’t deserve it.

He tried to wriggle free.

Stolas loosened his hold on Blitzø when he felt him struggling in his arms. He looked down to see him trying to push away from him. His heart dropped.

“Blitz…” His voice cracked. “What are you doing?”

Blitzø shoved him away, his chest caving in with the effort, his world crumbling down around him. He couldn’t take Stolas down with him. He could at least spare him this.

“I fucking HATE myself Stolas!” He cried.” I break everything I touch!…”

Stolas reached out to him pleadingly, his eyes filled with tears.

“Blitz! Please…” He managed to brush the back of his hand and they looked at each other. Just looked at each other.

Lust and longing and anguish and anger and desperation and despair and friendship and flirations and laughter and love… and love… love… love…

Blitzø staggered back like he’d be shoved.

FUCK!

“I love you too much to break you too!” He cried.

Blitzø fell to his knees. He grabbed his horns and fell forward into a ball, forehead and horns pressed to the floor. He curled as close to his knees as he could.

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