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Expecting something sweet for valentines instead we got the highest level of spice girl I’m still reeling

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GIRLS THE NEW VALENTINES DAY BANNER?!?!?!?!????!??!??!!!?!! WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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AAAAAAA MY PRECIOUS BABIES😭😭😭😭😭 HSDHGDJJF silly goofy babies i love them so much 😭

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Sometimes babygirl is a grown man who used be an underground thug

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Hahahaha ya know how Caleb mentioned that he has two accounts one to keep in touch with mc and the other for work and stuff

Imagine him accidentally posting the most cringy ass cheesy ass shit on his work account and he doesn’t realise it till the next day and by then literally everyone has seen it but the post has absolutely no interaction at all because clearly this wasn’t meant for any of us to see he cannot know we saw this post or we are fucked

And the next day at work the atmosphere is just so weird and no one acknowledges the post from yesterday at all and then Caleb goes to his work computer and sees that shit posted on his TL and all the colour from his face vanishes, and he silently immediately deletes the post

And then he calls everyone for an important meeting just for a whole “did anyone see that” rant and threatens people lol and they’re just like “nah dawg we didn’t see nun. I promise” but everyone has a screenshot of it because it was so funny because like

That’s ya boss man. The scary, cold boss man who, by all means, is a fucking menace, fires people on the spot executed people on the spot, and you’re telling me this, THIS mf was out there posting shit like

“Beat mc at kitty cards again teehee >:3c”

“Won a brand new plushie from the claw machine. Of course I’m keeping it”

Mc commented: i won that! You didn’t mention that part!

Caleb replied to mc: yeah but u won that for me pipsqueak

LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS PIPSQUEAK LMAOOOO

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Ya know their way of talking to mc is different but like his would they talk to normal people when not around her lol. I keep seeing those videos on instagram and they’re so funny. Like they’re these distinguished gentleman in front of her but their funny comes out when together with the homies lol sometimes I wonder how they would talk to us if they weren’t in love with us yk like what’re you like w friends n shi.

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AOT memes part 2

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You don’t UNDERSTAND I wanna marry him so bad 😞 you can’t just create the perfect man and then make him fictional 😞

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Sylus “I’m not really a family-man” being the biggest father figure of the bunch.

Taking in the twins and making Mephisto. They’re his babies. That’s his children. We don’t see a lot of interactions between Sylus and the twins and I wish we got see more of it.

I could totally see the twins being into pranking each other or experimenting with tech. You’re sleeping peacefully, head cushioned by Sylus’ arm and his breath tickling your hair when suddenly BOOM!

The safe house shakes. The pictures on the wall rattle and the both of you wake up just enough to sigh heavily.

“Your sons are acting up.” Sylus teases you while simultaneously pulling you closer.

“Before sunrise? Those are your sons.” You mumble back.

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shidousae girls cmon

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Can someone pls Karasu and Shidou roommate shenanigans? Hahaha that would be a riot I think

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We lost the ‘My Demon’ in the anime, I’m coping I think.

Anyway, THIS SATURDAY! I faked myself out last week BUT NOT THIS TIME!

(Part 2?? Who’s to say)

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They’re gonna be real this Saturday yalllll,

Art block is still kicking my ass

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wifeee soft WIFE PRETTY

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Love the running theme of my fav men being unwilling, unintentional fathers lmao like they just find these kids in dumpsters or something, grab them by the scruff like a cat and be like “you’re mine now” and then grumpily start taking care of them and then act like they don’t really care that much but will burn the world down if something happens to them because “THAT’S MY FUCKING KID”

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I’m just thinking about what an optimal cuddle partner Zayne would be because like I personally HATE being TOO warm and I love the cold so like funky ice man over here would maintain the optimal cuddle temperature. And also optimal hand holding temperature. I would stick to that man like glue. Especially on like a hot summer day. I love my snowman husband sm. free air conditioning fr. I love him. He’s so ideal.