#LMFAO real

[aimedis]

the lasko bonus audio where damien and huxley were so comfortable answering the phone while they were fucking and lasko js said “oh god” and laughed when he hung up 💀

The way Lasko just admitted that the D.A.M.N crew have all seen or heard each other fucking and pretended like it didn’t happen…until it’s time to joke about it

👍 good for them though

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[ahfrickenfrick]

spoiler: google show me this guy’s balls

batman: keep this line secure

red robin: you heard the mod, chat. keep it stream related or get banned

red hood: none of those words are in the bible

robin: incorrect, obviously there are pronouns and conjunctions and such that are in all texts-

red hood: i know that! it’s a joke

robin: well then be funny

batman: please- i’m being serious

nightwing: it’s hard to take you seriously when we all saw you fall down those stairs earlier

[theoverboardgaygirl]

frfr

[tenmyoujump]

[i.d.: two screenshots from nine hours, nine persons, nine doors, featuring clover and snake. clover, labeled pink hair in both images, says in the first screenshot, “i want to be ‘clover’.” in the second, she continues: “you know, like a 4-leaf clover… good luck, right?” end i.d.]

my favourite thing about this is that more than half the people in the room know that she's fucking with them right now and none of them can say anything about it without outing themselves

[narliee]

Hell is a teenage girl. JENNIFER'S BODY (2009), dir. Karyn Kusama

[ubeb0nes]

Sevika can have a stone cold poker face in the most comedic of situations, but dumb shit/stupid ass jokes will get her good. Jinx will pout when she can't crack a smile from Sevika, but she just needs to look in a joke book tbh

"Hey, Sevi?"

"Yeah, baby."

"What'd the DJ name his son?"

"…What?"

"Errr-eeek."

"HAHAHHAHAHA-"

Full on wheezing, bent over her knees, covering her face. You fall even more deeply in love with her.

[choccy-milky]

exploring together 🔦

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 1x01 - "Welcome to the Playground" ↳ "Your problem is never knowing when to shut up. But I'm gonna help you with that. Ready?"

[fairygothmotherisgay]

DC Social Media AU Part 7

I'm back

[perpetual-fng]

people who take CoD seriously r so funny bc they're like iTs A SeRIouS ReALiSTiC MiLitaRy GaMe and then my guy Skeletor pops out behind a door with a glittery iridescent gun with cat stickers on it and kills you with sparkles

[watcher0033]

[aisforarlili]

[charmac]

He faked cancer, he's been shot robbing his own bar, he's been arrested for arson, he bit open the jugular of a mall Santa in an attempt to kill, he kidnapped a bar critic with a hammer in a fit of rage, he gifted a woman a box of spiders and a man a box of hornets, he tried to chuck a woman out a window, he beat up a group of children for stealing his friend's bike (and might have killed a kid). He lives in a filthy one-room apartment with a rich old man and they keep cans of piss stored in every corner, because he boarded up the bathroom (toilet is noisy) and the bedroom (rooms behind other rooms are creepy). He can't read or write, but he's insistent on writing speeches and signing contracts. He makes up songs in fits of anger and to release his trauma when he's high, he created a play about his CSA, but it was actually just a cover for a marriage proposal to a woman he's stalked for a decade, and he continues to stalk her for another decade. He's an alcoholic janitor who huffs chemicals daily, and he'd happily skin someone alive while hallucinating, just as easily as he cut open his own arm in an attempt to win a made-up game.

He is a terrible man

[jomadis]

Hollow from Scavengers Reign absolutely enamored me, and I immediately needed one in my home. I love giant animals that are intelligent and can choose to kill you, and I also love frogs/amphibs, so this creature is a dream come true. I would not resist being mind controlled one bit little buddy, I will bring it whatever it wants forever