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🇵🇸 a masterpost of Palestinian gofundme's i've been asked to help boost 🇵🇸

i made this post mostly so i could keep track for myself, but any and everyone is encouraged to reblog, ESPECIALLY if you can't donate! it's the least you can do! ❤️ i'll keep updating and reblogging this post with any updates and new campaigns that come in. remember even $1 can change a life!

❤️🖤🤍💚

@monashamali's family - £13,323/£30,000 raised

@wafaaresh's family - €27,783/€100,000 raised

@amlanqar's family - €7,274/€50,000 raised

@yazan-family - €10,181/€50,000 raised

@save-salem-family2 - €3,623/€50,000 raised

@mhammed's family - €1,425/€35,000 raised

@falestine-yousef's family - $12,123/$40,000 raised

@mohamed-mikki - $1,666/$20,000 raised

@abdalhadiaburas and family - $3,158/$65,000 raised

@salem-baker's family - €5,394/€38,000 raised

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my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately

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my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately

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my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately

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my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately

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my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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Hi, everyone. I really don't like begging for money, but as an unemployed Trans Woman in a rural area (with high costs of Laser and HRT) I can't see another option for being able to afford my gender affirming care other than requesting donations, or stopping laser completely. I can barely afford just my HRT and bills as is. My body and facial hair is my biggest source of dysphoria (I won't even wear shorts in the summer if its 35+ degrees C), so I really don't want to have to stop laser.

If you can't donate, please share. 🏳️‍⚧️💕

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

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defined muscles will kill the patient, the patient needs belly to live

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i love you mediocre guy who sucks