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I don't fuck w restaurants that give you the calorie counts on their menu. If your food is any good it's because you're using a quantity of butter that's just a hair below the amount required to give me lead poisoning symptoms and you should be guarding that info like state secrets

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[image description: a screenshot of pearl fey from ace attorney staring at the viewer.

as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare

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Just so you know, we can all tell your trans

I actually have never hidden that fact. I’m transgender and damn proud of it.

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*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

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nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

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obviously foreman was able to clock thirteen as bisexual because he is also bisexual

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love starting a post with "btw" with no relation to anything i've previously said. this stream of consciousness ends when i'm dead

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

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