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it’s thanksgiving football and i’m only able to bear watching it by focusing on their butts in that gay little uniform
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debbie/sandy & ian/mickey headcanon
i like to imagine that debbie and sandy love drag race and look forward to it every friday. they like really get into it too, i mean sandy is jumping of of the couch and yelling, spilling her beer everywhere. debbie is cussing out the TV, they are cheering, and they make franny watch it too.
ian and mickey came over when they were watching it, being met with immediate shushing before they even uttered a word. mickey mutters some homophobic stuff under his breath just to be hit with a pillow for talking during a lip-sync. debbie ushers ian to sit down, so he reluctantly does only to end up asking a million questions and kind of getting into it. mickey pretends to be annoyed and uninterested, looking up from his phone ever so often just to catch a glimpse. ian catches him and shoots a grin before mickey flips him off and goes back to faking disinterest.
#listen#i need to write a drabble on this#maybe ian and mickey watching it is a stretch#but a girl can dream#debbie and sandy get so into it#like men with a football game#gallavich#mickey milkovich#ian gallagher#shameless#debbie gallagher#sandy milkovich#debbie and sandy
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i drew silly gijinkas of my dogs
the dogs in question
#doodles#uhhh ill tag this oc even though its just my dogs lmao#oc#anyways#for the record about their personalities#dakotas very much a grumpy old lady. shes pretty quiet and when she has something to say its not very nice#vyse used to be a little menace!! but hes mellowed out as he got older#and orpheus is a menace!! he loves annoying people its his favorite hobby#he doesnt try to be destructive he just does things he thinks will be cool without thinking and causes massive damage in the process#hes the kid who went WANNA WATCH ME DO A BACKFLIP OFF THIS WALL??? without knowing how to do a backflip#hes like 15 and he was on his schools football team but then one summer everyone came back really buff and he did not#so he doesnt play football anymore#and hes covered in bandages from all the stupid things he does#anyways in terms of designs. i had a vision for dakota and orpheus and none for vyse#dakota specifically i thought should have a long braid and one of those fucked up canadian hats. and orpheus should look like-#-a teenage boy who cant dress nice!! also his hoodie says hellhound on the back#the neon shorts are DIRECTLY ripped from the ones i got from when i did wrestling. theyre so fucking comfy btw#dakota is mostly just cold and comfy. she REFUSES to dress lighter#vyse i didnt have any real ideas for again. i wanted to make him look a bit like his namesake vyse skiesofarcadia but i wasnt sure how#in the end he got that red scarf. which i think does make him look a bit more mischevious since so much of his face is hidden#anyways theyre like a fucked up little found family!! vyse would murder for dakota and orpheus. and dakota probably does too#probably. you can never be sure if she does actually like him#oh also this is mostly irrelevant. but vyse and dakota were meant to be like later 30s (dakotas maybe 38 and vyse is 34? ish?)#and also theyre russian. vyse and dakota i mean. idk if it comes across for vyse but one of my friends guessed it with dakota so!!#idk siberian huskies. theyre russian. россия or whatever
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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on
https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share
(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.
(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)
anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂
- @bondedpairs
ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!
#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s#many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but#not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand#liv in the replies#bondedpairs#happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3#we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance#this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice#it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids#close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey#(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not#where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture#of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo#like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life#i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much#smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred#i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO#blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at#a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)
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second most important weekend of football and I might not be able to watch</3
#we are going to my aunt’s house to spend mother’s day with my grandma#and I am a rantional and sane individual who knows that this is more important than a football match#*rational#but u know…… I just have to be insane about it for 2 minutes first#I’ll have my laptop bc I have assignments due for my spring classes so maybe I can sneak away and watch but if not I hope u all have fun!!!!#I like participating so maybe I’ll show up when I get a goal notification 😭💀
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I love that valve is immune to sequelitis. They just make their games better
#ive heard some people argue that l4d2 is a downgrade#and i can KINDA see it because it doesn’t go as hard for the serious ambient vibe#and instead goes in a more silly direction#but imo its a lot better than l4d1#especially the characters#i love the main 4 so dearly#esp rochelle and ellis#maybe the helicopter…. maybe its made out of chocolate#^ interaction between NEITHER of the characters i just mentioned lolll#i love rochelle ellis though its such a fun vibe. big sister little brother energy#or maybe funny cousins that meet once a year and hit it off like CRAZY every time#rochelle and ellis going for a long ‘walk’ at the family gathering while nick and coach sip beers on the couch and watch football#to me ellis is like. fairly innocent guy that easily gets roped into funny schemes (like by his buddy keith)#and rochelle is seemingly very composed woman that loves to let loose so i think like. neither of them come off like how they seem#but they shoot the shit together and encourage each other to have fun (murder zombies)
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daily shuffle ting 📸
#im having a mid crisis when im not even middle aged n i dont wanna go back to school#good day and good night. i wanna sink into the floor#bc a football club i decided to support with my heart n soul has betrayed me n i dont even like to watch games anymore#also im reading a drarry fanfiction like im 13 again.#and my skin is awful. and and and im having a crisis n so many emotions that i dont even know where they stem from#i cant even smile properly anymore ive been facial training again bc ive slacked during covid n now —#i dont know how to my eyes have expresseds n i dont know how to smile or look like i care and i TOOK A HARDER HISTORY CLASS FOR NO REASONNN#I DONT EVEN LIKE HISTORYYYYYYYY#and i hate everything n ive been avoiding all my friends n texting ppl less n im just in a Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#i feel worthless n disgusting n my first thought when i wake up is 'i gotta take my acnetame and maybe if i deserve it i can shave my legs'#i naired one of them— my right. she is smooth in ways she hasnt been in a while. my left? chewbacca#n my school changed my passwords for my canvas so now tmr at 1:30 !! I GOTTA WALK UP THERE N GET MY NEW PERSONAL INFORMATION#the clothes i bought i didnt rlly like. but i just wanted to leave the store n make my grandmother happy. now im going into the school year#with clothes i hate n they dont feel gpod and theyre Not the right texture theyre too tight. But not in ways i love theyre too Tight.#n i .s.msneenen all my shoes r blk !!!! theyre all blk !!!!#sjsndjddjd and my hair !!!! my hair!!!!@ sjdjdjdu#God i just wanna lay in my room take showers n rot#roll around and hit myself on my headboard so hard i go into coma n i miss my entire year#n then i fuck off to hershey for chocolate bars and chocolate bags#cant even scrapbook right itsall paint its all paint n aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im in agony bc im not even saying whats rlly wrong with me#im focusing on the little problems and not the one it stims from. Like a web but if the spider only hang off the edge n never the middle#n everyone keeps talking at me n when i respond they yell at me for everything n i get pushed to the side#bc they hate whatever i have to say for whatever reason n wtv ig i hate them back. always pushing me down fuck them fuck them get out.#n now my friend is texting me her stuff after never speaking to me unless she has a problem#Anyways. sorry sorry. im whining im complaining im really depressed rn n def not in the right headspace to post any of this#or talk to anyone who is reading this. this probably doesnt make sense i left holes in my sentences#so sorry super sorry#that is a photo of me as a baby btw. it is the only one. please love her and maybe tell her she has nice eyebrows. she'd love that#we always take rlly good care of our eyebrows. thats a rule. we just plucked them today#anyways. see you. ill post hp gifs later n forger i ever felt bad to beginning. all of the best.
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Always really dug the concept of the Urban Rangers on the show. The episodes are hilarious, and there is Eddy's consistent vendetta against them even though he initially wanted to join because he liked the uniform (ok gayboy).
But I also like how Rolf is the troop leader. The Rangers are clearly based on the Boy Scouts, which are such a synonymous Americana visual. Yet, despite being a first-gen immigrant, Rolf is still an extremely qualified leader of the troop and takes great pride in his position.
#going into headcanon territory you can maybe interpret him joining as his way to kind of gain a connection to the us#not that he is uncomfortable with his heritage he clearly isn't#but for a kid trying to adjust it makes sense#also he'd easily ace a majority of the usual survival skill requirements#this kind of also goes along with kevin and rolf being best friends#like kevin has the whole usa america football watching boy vibe clear opposite of rolf but they still completely vibe with each other#I dig it#eene#headcanons#analysis#ig sure I will tag that
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yes Hell Yes full "archie's all-american" in riverdale clip
#the epic highs of silently clapping & laughing when everyone whips off their shirt & lows of [when the song cuts off it doesn't resume :( ]#thanks riverdale for that classic (epic highs & lows triumphs & defeats of high school football)#joe iconis#enough sampled you can tell it bops along#archie vaguely looks like an amalgam of all the other guys (with fire in their eyes they know the way their whole lives will play out)#i had Just been watching a video where someone was explaining [musical theatre creation songwriting process] to the camera#so the start of this threw me for a loop like. behind the scenes??#Youtube#oh lol the first time i saw this it was like fr is the other guy julian supposed to be also archie in this broader way#then via the media analysis of how movement is choreographed and the understudy line i see it's like ''yes and i'm mad abt that''#tfw you have an archienemesis....def get the vibe either julian's been the cool chill buddy all along or the arch nemesis for half the show#i also appreciate how overall i'd say my idea of riverdale is laughing & having a great time being yourself#but then i remember the wisps of the Drama like the murderer gene & the idfk organ harvesting cult & archie drafted to the trenches#although really maybe all that was also always abt laughing living loving have fun be yourself. i mean godspeed to whatever
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finished two seasons of ted lasso ün less than a week and im almost through s3 too 😭😭
#.me talk#im on my football roll lately and i finally had time to watch it!!#i liked s1 more than s2 and now s3 is going great tbh#they just signed zava so im excted to see how theyre gonna use the character#you might expect some. fanart. maybe???#i def wanna draw keeley she's the ebst character i love her#my other faves are dani jan and coach beard 😎#i love roy kent too :)))#OK you knew that was coming#i love gruffy speaking englishman what can i say#men*
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me deep into google to find out semi accurate stats for jamie it's more likely than you think
#like. nobody asked for this#i have seen maybe five (5) full games of football in my life#and now the jamie in my brain is like :) we're watching the prem this season :)#and im like im in america babe i get access to maybe one (1) match a week#never thought the football show would lead to me caring about actual football but here we are#shoutout phil f and jackie g but neither of you have made any penalties please start doing so thank you#anyways if you have football questions you can ask me but i may not give the most accurate answers lmaooo#it's just me google wikipedia and premierleaguedotcom against the world
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This might honestly be the worst thing I’ve ever seen
#i made an original post#Christmas#Dutch#football#I made this picture a week ago already or so but I kept forgetting to post it#because I was in the bus and making this picture made me a bit sick actually (motion sickness not the actual ad)#so I couldn’t post it immediately#anyway so maybe not watching football doesn’t really make a statement but watching football is actually really boring and now I finally#can make an excuse for not watching#but anyway I hate this thing on so many levels#like 1) it’s ugly#2) it reminds me that we have a football championship in the winter#because the fifa chose Qatar as host for some reason#3) stay away from my Christmas tree with your stupid football stuff#4) the pun.#it sucks that I couldn’t make a picture and post when I first saw it because I had a really funny thought at the time but#now I’ve forgotten what it was
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Its so fucking insane that the premier league and sky want to "crack down on illegal streaming" because it will "destroy football" when its actually them that's destroying football. I cannot think of any other country where you can't watch every match in the league live in that same country. Or needing 3 or 4 providers to watch what little matches they do offer. You aren't losing money from someone streaming a match you weren't showing anyway which is absolutely what the bulk of illegal streams are. Absolutely fucking insane
#Football#Like for real#I have sky sports bt sports and prime#I can watch 3-5 premier league matches a week if I'm lucky#Maybe throw in one (1) spfl match too#For a frankly insane amount of money#But for ~£20 a month i can watch literally every laliga match???#Make it make sense#It's all fucking disgusting#Also the 3pm blackout rule is fucking stupid and i hate it#Also to add other countries can literally watch every premierer league match its actually fucked
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elevators so scary
#im saying this bc i got hit on (kind of) in the elevator this morning#absolutely baffling experience#all this happened at 6 am btw. which added to the surrealness of it all#so im doing my usual walking at breakneck pace to get into work . and am making it from the first bank of elevators to the second#and theres some guy behind me and im hoping to beat him to the elevators but i DONT#and im still pressing the doors close button as he's walking up to the elevator but he still gets in#and im like ok. preparing myself for a slightly slower elevator ride bc we're gonna have to stop for his floor before mine#and i think this is gonna be your usual silent elevator ride. like your usual sane respectful elevator encounters should be#but this guys like good morning! and im like good morning back before i return to staring pointedly at my phone thinking itll end there#but it doesnt! and hes like how are you :) and im like goodhowareyou#and hes like not bad and i just kinda nod and go back to my phone. and then hes like how was your weekend :)#and by now im thinking maybe this guys a new member of the catering team i work in and is Friendly so i just go on#and im like good how about you and hes like oh good . it was quiet#and at this point all i can say is that's nice and go back again to my phone. but hes not taking the hint#and hes like oh i watched some football. did you watch any football?#and i should have said no and ended the conversation but its 6 am and i DID actually watch like 10 minute of football when my dad had it on#so i say yeah and hes like oh thats good! whos your favorite team :)#and i PANIC because i have zero knowledge of football and i should have said the vikings but i wasnt abt the back the losing team#so i say the giants as we FINALLY get to his floor and as hes leaving hes like OHH i like you even more now ;)#and im at a loss for how to respond#and then he says smth else abt football and im just like yeah! 👍 as the doors close#and to make this more baffling. hes not a member of the catering team#hes part of the wells fargo bankers that the catering team works for#but he thought i????? was a fellow wells fargo banker i guess?????#yet unlike the rest of the catering team i dont even work on the floors this guy would be on#but somehow he saw me at my most disheveled 6 am just powerwalked through scary nyc streets self. and was like hey ;)#time to talk to this girl about football ;)#BAFFLING. who does this
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i've worked on my chapter for 3 hours straight and wrote the entire 2nd draft in one go
#editing zone this afternoon my favorite ❤️#can you tell im determined to post today#could be a stupid decision considering it's superbowl sunday but oh well#i like to think people reading fics aren't as much into football#maybe because every time i was forced to watch the superball in the us i just read fics on my phone 😂#writing#yes i just realized its spelled Superbowl#that tells you everything you need to know about me and football
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UGH it's "being subjected to football every time I see my family" season 🙄🙄🙄
#my mom has gotten SO into football and basketball since we graduated hs#maybe she always had the interest but was too busy?#we were also never a multi-tv household so maybe we just always had kids stuff on before?#idk. but the fact that i didn't grow up w it makes it even more annoying. 🙄#AND my brother grew up into kind of a jock#so he even listens to podcasts about sports 🙄#by elise#my life#I'm not saying i can NEVER find entertainment in sports#but the ubiquity of football is really tiring#for clarity's sake I'm talking about American football 🏈#which i feel like is one of the least interesting/most annoying to watch sports
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