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umilily · 1 year ago

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waking up from a poorly timed nap to my friend once more making the worst possible life choices

#lily talks #i don't want to be pessimistic but GOD #that message made me close my eyes and turn around again #woman is dating the worst man to ever exist and she just moved to another city to live with him #this is unfortunately a trend and it doesn't matter what i say on the topic #and yeah she's an adult and all but jesus this will only end in disaster #i will never forget her introducing me to this guy and telling me about him which featured the world famous sentence 'oh he's alright #'he just doesn't respect me'#said in the calmest tone ever #LIKE???????? GIRL??? WHAT?????#and it is 100% true #this guy does not give a shit about treating her with any respect from what i've seen and essentially wants her to drop any interestes and #ambitions she has to be his wifey and stroke his dumb ego #we are talking him getting 'jealous' over her going to univeristy to get a degree because that means she doesn't have time for him 24/7 #every interaction i've had with this dude made my skin crawl and want to leave the room asap #it was unbearable #and i told her that i think he's an ass #obviously didn't care #and now they're fucking living together and she more or less invited me over #bei aller Liebe aber nee #(there are no words in english)

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redstonedust · 2 months ago

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phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

#this doesnt look anything like my mom but thats probably for the best #but seriously she'll invite me over and then spend the entire time staring at facebook. girl what the hell

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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l0tt1ee · 5 months ago

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12neonlit-stage · 6 months ago

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you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

#neo.txt #girl idk i don't really care about tagging #challenge #ig #i'll just let y'all do this on your own #if 10 people join then that works #but the more people join the more likely you are to succeed #i just wanna sit back and see what you all do #and if you can succeed #(twitter is failing)#tumblr even poll challenge #i guess i'll name it this!

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batcavescolony · 10 months ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.