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the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots

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some eggs designs

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Hermit A Day May #2 - XisumaVoid

I love the way i drew him so much, hes such a big cutie pattotie

you better be nice and compliment him, he'll might you this face [{^_^}]

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me during puberty 🤝 fsg runners on the old seed bank

"why didn't the chest generate"

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i'm pretty inactive here so if ur still interested in my art u can find me at @tegelsteg

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every time i catch a stream this guy has like 10 more world records

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HPLY SHIT ETHO PIC

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mr slab

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Mumbo, desperate to feel normal for once, releases dirt on his fellow hermits and asks the community to rank their weirdness.

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Etho is the Kakashi of mcyt if you think about it.

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our star

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umm i can’t think of a caption but credit 2 @/bigboobyhalo cause the egg designs i used here are mostly theirs just changed a teeny bit :P

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Esp

part 1 < part 2

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hi qsmp fans ive got a curiosity

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(ignore timer, it's bugged, time shown at end in statistics. fall starts at 1:40 left)

A couple days ago some friends and I were talking about Zedaph's Season 9 Zedvancements, one of them being the 4500 block fall from his video Surviving the HIGHEST Fall onto Solid Ground.

To do this fall and survive you need:

an elytra

2-3 stacks of rockets

a bunch of hay bales

a potion of Jump Boost II

a potion of the Turtle Master II

Protection IV armor (any material) with FFIV boots

an enchanted golden apple

That's it! And as an All Advancements runner who's in the outer end with an enchanted golden apple once or twice a week, the immediate thought was, "This looks like fun to speedrun. Somebody needs to do it".

So you know, ModCheck and all that, I don't exactly have a few dozen All Advancements runners on my friends list I could pester to do it well, so we're just going to have to settle for it being done badly, by me.

The rules for the speedrun are.

Version: 1.16.1 random seed glitchless. Fly at least 4500 blocks above ground level and start falling. Timer stops when you hit the ground and survive.

The maximum distance you can fall this way is 4507 blocks. Like Zedaph I decided anything from 4500+ is good enough. My fall was exactly 4500.

It was fun.

Also I got three record discs killing creepers. This was not intended. My timer bugged when I played one of them in a jukebox. This was also not intended. I'm just a lazy bitch who hasn't updated SpeedrunIGT in over a year.

Total time 2 hours 7 minutes. Fastest possible is probably around an hour twenty.

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good afternoon, have this unfinished king Foolish