#LIKE MM DELICIOUS

[raayllum]

RAYLLUM S4 MEME:  touches [4/8] 4x04, “through the looking glass”

My return to this world is inevitable. Oh, Callum. 

[ms0milk]

thinking about mithrun dunmeshi who could incapacitate most opponents in hand-to-hand (update: he’s a trained knife-fighter!) but chooses to use extremely fastidious teleportation magic without blinking at how easy it would be to accidentally blow himself or everyone involved, friend or foe, all the way up

(and finding something in all of his lackthereof, to smile about here which only ever happens one more time SPARE me SPEAR me anything love this guy forever)

[r-aindr0p]

Alright to like, the 3 Rollo stans into Elden ring, hear me out : Lord of Frenzied Flame Rollo

His brother died pre-shattering ah has not been revived nor called by grace. So Rollo, tarnished and brought back to the Lands between, seeks revenge on the Golden order and their so-called grace.

-> inherits the frenzied flames from the three fingers and plans to burn everything to chaos once he becomes lord

[skateboard-theta]

Delta and Wash's first onscreen interaction in s6 is soooo

[c6scaramouche]

The catholic guilt-ridden adolescent in me really loves Sunday

[caterjunes]

grayson & i are watching pretty cure (dubbed), which is fun, but 😰 the two little alien characters are named Mipple and Mepple, which just really sounds like they're saying "nipple" twice. and they just introduced a third little alien whose name is Porun... which sounds exactly like "porn". of all the things not to localize...

[chicken-noodle-whump]

Whump Prompt #003

A whumpee who has been hit and tortured so much they actually become masochistic. They start enjoying the pain so much they laugh out loud during the cruelest punishments Whumper can give. Their new punishment is....no punishment. After riding that slightly unhinged, masochistic high, they feel the full extent of their injuries...

[apocraphelion]

i want someone to pour my brain into a shaker with icecubes and stir with a long handled spoon

[crest-of-gautier]

im going to eat drywall they refuse to play aquasonic in my matches THATS MY FAVORITE SONG!!! where is my h2whoa i am parched and in desperate need of water that make me go yippee!!!!

[julie-su]

You wish you had the raw emotional talent of random gay men on the internet drawing Megaman Robot Master Yaoi in the year of 2012. -I- wish I had the raw emotional talent of random gay men on the internet drawing Megaman Robot Master Yaoi in the year of 2012.

[raayllum]

It’ll I’ll never be the same.

[steelycunt]

cheesecake is so bad your government is lying to you wake up sheeple

[sharonisthebettercarter]

I've watched but a scant few episodes of The Boys and I'm starting to suspect Billy is the kind of guy that thinks maternity leave is optional, at least where's his own is concerned. He'll be nearly full term and still like, "Some fuckhead who can extend his arms strangled someone five blocks away and I'm going to go do a murder on him."

Hughie pops an antacid due to stress. "Dude, you are literally eight months pregnant."

"I can still snipe the bastard."

The argument ends with M.M. wrapping him in a blanket burrito like a very angry cat and sitting him down on the sofa for some tea.

OH~! you are *absolutely* correct in your suspicion LMAO--

billy... how do i put this delicately for his delicate condition...

that motherfucker has NO CHILL. HWATSOEVER.

i love him. i adore him. i hate him. i feel for him, so gotdamn much. but he has *no self control*. if he can act out his absolute worst idea--he absofuckin'lutely will~<3!

"butcher--butcher, get off your belly. no, you at least need a pillow. here. jesus christ man, give the poor kid a break!"

MAH DEAR BOI--that bitch's kill count is only gonna get higher when he's knocked up (cause he has to make the world safe for his kid, DUH--) and i'm not at all sorry to say that<3<3<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))

and i gotta give him credit where it's due, he'd def be the *BEST* mama bear ever... *for his own homegrown baby*, for everyone else, he'd be a nightmare. go into battle with the baby on his back--

billy's fuckin' grumpy cat CONFIRMED-- as is his all natural baby bump<3<3<3

m.m. does take such good care of him tho, truly the cutest~<3<3<3

BONUS~<3 pouty butcher democratically overruled so he listens to mm--

[beevean]

Mega Man Zero 1

X, The Legend

[rederick-ignis]

Hi thank you for following me, very nice. Also I had the thought right after I reblogged, imagine Roll biting into a nice quartz rock like an apple

Leaning against the doorframe biting into a chunk of quartz while watching whatever usual bullshit is going on between the robot masters. Also shes got a deadpan expression on her face

[gil212]

i ALWAYS have an altercation with the salt merchant

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant