#LIKE MM DELICIOUS

[raayllum]

It’ll I’ll never be the same.

[jesuistrestriste]

i think art would say “fuck me” even when you’re in missionary, even when he’s getting a blowjob. even when he’s in a physically dominant role hes still sososo submissive, looking to his partner for guidance and reassurance. he is so dumb💝

oh absolutely

it doesn’t matter if he’s the one penetrating you—trapping you underneath his warm heavy body while his cock slides in and out—he’s always gonna reach for your hand and moan like he’s losing himself.

he’s curling his hips repeatedly atop you, desperately trying to get deeper while he gasps and twitches. licking at your neck and breathing in the smell of sex that’s wafting off the both of your bodies. his balls are drawing tighter with each consecutive thrust, but as soon as he starts to feel the boiling of heat begin to climb up his length—

“oh, fuck me,” he whimpers; not an exclamation, but a desperate plea.

his voice is breaking and sizzling around the edges, needy and hungry and falling apart.

he squeezes your hand that he caught with his own minutes prior, pushing it down into the mattress as he feels your legs wrap around him and force his tip deeper till it hits your sweet spot buried inside.

“gah! fuck me, fuck me, yeah please—“

he’s slamming into you repeatedly with abandon, but he’s begging you to keep going. it doesn’t make sense, and deep down he knows that, but right now it doesn’t matter. he knows you’ll know what he needs.

you reach your hands up and pet his trembling biceps, and you kiss away some of the sweat pearling on his neck. “you like when i fuck you?”

“oh yeah!”

“..yeah?”

“yes, g-god, need to—���

you brush your lips over the shell of his ear.

“i’ve got you, baby.. let me fuck the cum out of you…”

and that’s all it takes for him to let the waves of pleasure consume him wholly; his eyes rolling back as he cries out brokenly and lets his hips stutter. he’s clinging to you with everything he’s got as he feels his cock jump and spill a heavy creamy load into your squeezing parts, mumbling into your skin, “love you, love you, love you—”

“— you fuck me so good…”

[ms0milk]

thinking about mithrun dunmeshi who could incapacitate most opponents in hand-to-hand (update: he’s a trained knife-fighter!) but chooses to use extremely fastidious teleportation magic without blinking at how easy it would be to accidentally blow himself or everyone involved, friend or foe, all the way up

(and finding something in all of his lackthereof, to smile about here which only ever happens one more time SPARE me SPEAR me anything love this guy forever)

[r-aindr0p]

Alright to like, the 3 Rollo stans into Elden ring, hear me out : Lord of Frenzied Flame Rollo

His brother died pre-shattering ah has not been revived nor called by grace. So Rollo, tarnished and brought back to the Lands between, seeks revenge on the Golden order and their so-called grace.

-> inherits the frenzied flames from the three fingers and plans to burn everything to chaos once he becomes lord

[lord-arbiter]

The catholic guilt-ridden adolescent in me really loves Sunday

[banditblvd]

ur reactions to my art give me life .....who let you be this nice . how is this allowed

Can you really blame a guy for being a fan of a fella's art

I like to tell people when their art gives me life and yours has me fully rejuvenated

[caterjunes]

grayson & i are watching pretty cure (dubbed), which is fun, but 😰 the two little alien characters are named Mipple and Mepple, which just really sounds like they're saying "nipple" twice. and they just introduced a third little alien whose name is Porun... which sounds exactly like "porn". of all the things not to localize...

[raayllum]

2x01 / 5x03

Janai + watching Amaya leave on horseback

[apocraphelion]

i want someone to pour my brain into a shaker with icecubes and stir with a long handled spoon

[crest-of-gautier]

im going to eat drywall they refuse to play aquasonic in my matches THATS MY FAVORITE SONG!!! where is my h2whoa i am parched and in desperate need of water that make me go yippee!!!!

[julie-su]

You wish you had the raw emotional talent of random gay men on the internet drawing Megaman Robot Master Yaoi in the year of 2012. -I- wish I had the raw emotional talent of random gay men on the internet drawing Megaman Robot Master Yaoi in the year of 2012.

[steelycunt]

cheesecake is so bad your government is lying to you wake up sheeple

[sharonisthebettercarter]

I've watched but a scant few episodes of The Boys and I'm starting to suspect Billy is the kind of guy that thinks maternity leave is optional, at least where's his own is concerned. He'll be nearly full term and still like, "Some fuckhead who can extend his arms strangled someone five blocks away and I'm going to go do a murder on him."

Hughie pops an antacid due to stress. "Dude, you are literally eight months pregnant."

"I can still snipe the bastard."

The argument ends with M.M. wrapping him in a blanket burrito like a very angry cat and sitting him down on the sofa for some tea.

OH~! you are *absolutely* correct in your suspicion LMAO--

billy... how do i put this delicately for his delicate condition...

that motherfucker has NO CHILL. HWATSOEVER.

i love him. i adore him. i hate him. i feel for him, so gotdamn much. but he has *no self control*. if he can act out his absolute worst idea--he absofuckin'lutely will~<3!

"butcher--butcher, get off your belly. no, you at least need a pillow. here. jesus christ man, give the poor kid a break!"

MAH DEAR BOI--that bitch's kill count is only gonna get higher when he's knocked up (cause he has to make the world safe for his kid, DUH--) and i'm not at all sorry to say that<3<3<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))

and i gotta give him credit where it's due, he'd def be the *BEST* mama bear ever... *for his own homegrown baby*, for everyone else, he'd be a nightmare. go into battle with the baby on his back--

billy's fuckin' grumpy cat CONFIRMED-- as is his all natural baby bump<3<3<3

m.m. does take such good care of him tho, truly the cutest~<3<3<3

BONUS~<3 pouty butcher democratically overruled so he listens to mm--

[cyarikaskywalker]

i love this art style it makes me hungry ‼️‼️🙌🙌

Hanging out

[tokyopewpew]

oh the woe of Dragon Age games… I want to read fanfics but only with MY VERY SPECIFIC Rook/Inquisitor/Hawke/Warden.

So i gotta fucking roll up my sleeves and do em myself

[shawtuzi]

“o—ohhh fuck ‘renny!” you pink pedicured toes curled in ecstasy as eren slipped inside the tightness of your pussy in one go, the veins and ridges on his dick rubbing deliciously against your walls. eren let out a deep growl, his forehead falling against your shoulder, the baby hairs from his disheveled bun tickling your cheek. “s-stop squeezing me so fucking tight y/n, goddamn,” his nostrils flared, bicep tightening around your throat the tiniest bit.

he had you on your tummy, your head smushed between his arm and bicep while he took you from behind. the lack of oxygen on top of the fact that you both smoked beforehand had your head spinning. “i can’t he—help it ren m’sorryyy,” your pouting lips pressed against his arm, giving it little kisses. how cute.

eren pulled out halfway before slamming back in, his hips grinding against your ass. his strokes were nice n’ deep, his swollen tip bumping against that squishy spot that had you gasping for air. you were so soft and warm he almost didn’t wanna pull out, wanting to bask in your essence all night long. “r-ren i *hiccup*—”

“i know, baby, i knowww. hurts so good doesn’t it?”

you let out a pathetic ‘uh huhhh’, drool slipping past your lips and onto his tatted forearm. you couldn’t quite find the words to say to him, but that’s okay!! whenever he had you like this eren always did the thinking for you.

your backside pushed against his front, meeting his thrusts halfway. “thas’ right baby c’mon, fuck me back. show me how much you wanna cum,” eren slurred into your ear, his tongue lolling out to lick the shell of out. you shivered, tears slipping freely from your already bloodshot eyes.

“wanna cum so bad renny, y-you’re gonna—hah, finish in—inside right?” you were sure you’d burst into uncontrollable sobs if he denied you of the sweet feeling of filling you up with his warm cum. eren clenched his jaw impossibly tight, his dick throbbing painfully hard from your dirty mouth.

“mmph, don’t worry baby. after tonight you’re gonna be dripping my cum for days, i promise princess,” his free hand hooked two fingers in your mouth, his balls tightening when you immediately started swirling your tongue around the digits. “thounds like a dweam,” you panted against his fingers, your eyes now fluttering shut.

“uhn uhn, look at me y/n. wanna see your face when i make your pretty pussy cum,” it took all the strength you had to open your eyes and turn your head to the side but it was all worth it to see the fucked out, yet oh so slick smile on eren’s face. “tho pretty,” you moaned, nibbling on his knuckles.

embarrassingly enough you calling eren pretty had the coil in his tummy snapping, his hips snapping against your one more time as he came inside of you. his orgasm triggered your own, a symphony of moans leaving your kiss swollen lips—very loudly might i add bc eren’s a little shit and pressed down on your tongue to open your mouth wider.

“mm you like being called pretty renny?”

“shut up please.”