#LIKE I WOULD FALL APART ENTIRELY
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thinking about kitty's flowercard quotes being used in the love confession scene… and i imagine it would go something like this ᡣ𐭩:
kit: i thought you had forgetten about me, that i never really mattered to you at all.
ty: i could never forget you, kit, that's not possible. i've always loved you, since the moment we met in that basement, you just didn't know it.
#MAYBE THEIR FLOWERCARDS WERE ONE BIG TEASER FOR THE LOVE CONFESSION ALL ALONG#AND WHAT IF IT IS SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES#LIKE I WOULD FALL APART ENTIRELY#GOD IM NOT OKAY AT ALL#-> BUT I BLAME TSC TUMBLR#BC THERE’S BEEN SO MANY POSTS RECENTLY WITH THE FLOWERCARDS AND YA’LL MADE ME THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT DAMN IT#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#kit x ty#kitty#the last king of faerie#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tlkof#tda#twp#tsc
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Transandrophobia truthers are so damn racist and white oh my fucking god y'all actually piss me the fuck off every time you tokenize Black and brown men for your stupid as fuck "mra but make it trans-inclusive" ideology created by a creepy guy with a corrective rape fetish(something I'll never let up on for as long as I live, btw). If I ever see another one of y'all say "Black and brown men face discrimination because they're seen as overly masculine and that's why masculinity in men is oppressed in this society" I will literally kill myself. Stop using Black and brown men as brownie points for your bullshit arguments about misandry being real when you don't have the slightest idea how racialized oppression works. White boys are so annoying and dumb istfg.
@punkeropercyjackson @punknicodiangelo @pinkpinkstarlet
#like none of the dumbasses i've seen say this shit have been poc and HEY IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT#because actual black and brown men know that their oppression is not based around masculinity but around RACISM#because if it was about masculinity then feminine men of color wouldn't face the same oppression and would be privileged over them which#is not true#it's also worth mentioning that black and brown WOMEN also face these same issues of being seen as more aggressive/strong/violent and thus#more dangerous even more so than our male counterparts so it's not an 'anti-masculinity' issue it's a fucking racism issue#plus once again feminine women of color also face these stereotypes#when we are masculinized even while presenting as feminine that isn't anti-masculinity you dumb fucks that's just racialized misogyny#and misogynoir#it is incredibly telling that white transmascs who use this argument never even mention women of color and that's because if they did then#their entire headass argument would fall apart because it's not about MASCULINITY being oppressed it's about RACISM(which newsflash women#experience too) and masculinity being assumed of black and brown people(women included) is just another facet of the white supremacist#gender binary not any form of masculinity being 'oppressed' in this society lol#don't even get me started on how these men misuse butch lesbians in their arguments as well and act like they are man-lite ugh#sorry but as a black woman i am officially pissed off rbn#like y'all love to spout 'intersectionality' and shit maybe *throws book at them* ACTUALLY READ UP AND LEARN WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS#stop misusing words created by black women to prove that men are an oppressed group on god you mfers are annoying#anyway the lesson learned here is that white trans men are just as insipid and racist as their cis counterparts#pos the lot of you#racism#transandrophobia is not real#op
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THE MARIGOLD IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR GENERATIONAL OR PARENTAL TRAUMA. IT IS A LITERAL, TANGIBLE FORCE THAT CHANGES THE UNIVERSE THEY LIVE IN. ERASING THE MARIGOLD IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR KILLING ONESELF TO MAKE THE UNIVERSE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU HAVE TRAUMA. STOP MISCONSTRUING THE ENDING JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT.
#tua#the umbrella academy#tua s4#tua season 4#fandom critical#i am so fucking sick of seeing this take#you don't have to agree with the take that i like#but this is just stupid#if the marigold was a metaphor for reginald's abuse then they would be totally fixed and healthy in the reset universe when they didn't hav#but they weren't#ben was in prison#klaus had developed a new mental health issue#allison was still shit at relationships#luther was a failing stripped living in a condemned building#and diego and lilas marriage was falling apart#they weren't happy with the marigold and they weren't happy without it#because they were created by a sci fi element#not because it's a fucking metaphor for abuse#some of you lack media skills enough that you can only get halfway through the metaphor#i bet you all thought hamlet was insane through the entire play too
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so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment
#so i explained before that there's 3 venues and on my very first shift they had me doing the restaurant venue for 2 hours#which was FINE like i was a bit cautious bc my manager is VERY stressed all the time and the place generally feels like it's falling apart#not the building itself just. the way it's run like it's just got new owners and the previous manager apparently#EMPTIED THE TILLS AND TRASHED THE PLACE like cost them THOUSANDS of pounds and on top of that#there was beef with the head chef and the new owners that meant he left and took the ENTIRE BACK OF HOUSE WITH HIM#THERE ARE NO KITCHEN STAFF ATM. I HAVE TO LIE AND TELL CUSTOMERS WE DONT HAVE FOOD ATM BC OF 'REFURBISHMENT'#WHEN IN ACTUALITY THE /RESTAURANT/ DOESNT HAVE CHEFS. DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT IS#and then the front of house staff are very lacking aside maybe 2 people we're ALL NEW and all of them EXCEPT ME#LIKE LITERALLY JUST ME IM THE ONLY EXCEPTION. ALL OF THEM ARE UNTRAINED#so when i applied with bar training coffee training and very solid waitressing skills they genuinely treated me like a saviour#like i am FENDING off shifts tbh im in a v good position bc they need me too much to get shitty w me if i refuse hours but i can literally#have as many as i want bc they will just give me them. like they're obsessed w me im rota'd for over 60 hours this week#but anyway that very first shift after 2 hours in the restaurant i then walked to the mini golf venue on the OTHER SIDE OF TOWN#and my manager stayed for 30 MINUTES. IF THAT. and showed me around the place + how to close THEN LEFT ME THERE#FIRST DAY HE GAVE ME THE KEYS AND LEFT ME TO RUN AN ENTIRE VENUE. IT'S NOT SMALL EITHER IT'S A WHOLE BAR#AND I HAD TO CLOSE ON MY OWN TOO and ironically the shift itself went rlly well like it was so chill#it was kinda boring but honestly i kinda rated it it's v easy money and the close went perfectly nothing cropped up that i was unsure about#and then. AND THEN. i havent even ranted to my mutuals about this yet bc i was acc so horrified by it but i locked the front doors#and went to lock the gate AND THE KEY GOT STUCK IN THE LOCK. WOULD NOT COME OUT. HELLA VS KEYS ROUND 3927593#my mum even showed up and tried to help me wrestle this thing out i called my manager and he literally told me to just snap it#bc he'd rather a snapped key that NO ONE could get out than just leave it there overnight but bc of my recent house key moment#i was like AM I FUCK SNAPPING THIS KEY. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. so i had to just leave it and at the time#i was realllyyyyyyyyyy beating myself up but my manager is actually rlly nice he's just stretched v thin#and ive also had time to be like uhh actually they shouldnt have left a random 21 y/o girl alone with the keys on her first day#omg i havent even talked about what happened on saturday. ACTUAL SHAMBLES#LIKE THIS /\/\ ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO EVERYTHING! IM RUNNING OUT OF TAG ROOM! IM GONNA REBLOG THIS TONIGHT W MORE PROBABLY!#BC GUESS WHO IS WORKING A CLOSE LATER AT THE NIGHTCLUB THEN OPENING THE RESTAURANT AT 8AM. GUESS#hella slaves to capitalism
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half of my mind absolutely adores fem!harry designs and artwork that skilled and dedicated artists of this fandom have put into the world. the other half, unfortunately, knows that disco elysium's plot would not exist/work if harry or kim were women
#this isn't a jab at lesbians lol i just wanted to get this thought out of my mind. like de relies so heavily on harry being the#person he happens to be yknow. just being a woman would change so many fundamental aspects of him in so many ways#and im not opposed to seeing it!!! in fact - i want to...#suspension of disbelief only goes so far when it appears to be a 1 for 1 recreation of the plot yk...#kim would not have made it out of being a juvie officer. harry/dora/dolores dei metaphor would fall apart. harry would not be a cop#etc. who's to say she would have even been a gym teacher? it'd be Wildly different. might as well be another character entirely#discoposting
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two consecutive reactions to arcane s2ep7, an exhibit
#only had time for one ep today but that wrecked me enough#ekko arcane#jayce talis#arcane#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#c speaks into the void#ok spoilers in the tags:#I HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR HOURS#ekko's stronger than me i would have never left#no because how do react to that. knowing there's a universe where your entire life didn't fall apart#powder is eventually going to realize that the reason ekko painted vi like that is because he knows how she would've looked if she lived#also tf happened to heimerdinger. did he just straight up vanish#for a moment there i thought jayce was c*nnibalizing himself until my sister told me he was eating an animal#last but not least FUCKING STROMAE??????#'LE PIRE C'EST TOI ET MOI'?????#'ennemie' sounding so much like 'ami' when he sings it i'm going to pass out#the song was the final blow tbh this will be in loop for a while#i am not ready for the other two i'm simply not#i need 3 weeks to recover from this one alone
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Looking at my old bendy posts is so sad. I used to post dissections of the story and fun things in it, I'd still like to do that but Mike sucks out so much of my energy but I also constantly feel the need to post about whatever dumb shit he says so I can explain to people why it's bad and shouldn't be supportive. On his youtube post a ton of people are being so kind to him and I'm just baffled. This rude asshole who has been nothing but bigoted towards his fans who want to see more diversity gets to be seen as some massive victim because HE said some dumb shit and people didn't like it? What about the young queers who were devastated to find out they'd never be represented in Bendy? What about the people of color who had to witness the graphic novel be filled with almost nothing but white people, with the only canonical person of color now being a book-exclusive [aka Non-Canon] character? Why do they matter so little to so many people? Why do the feelings of Mike, who has literally earned every bit of hate he's ever gotten, matter more than those of the people he's hurt? Why do I have to be the one who constantly updates tumblr on the new stupid shit he's saying no matter how tired and upset it makes me to have to constantly talk about the awful things he constantly says and then gets away with.
I miss being able to talk positively about Bendy, when most of my posts were just talking about cool things I thought about from the franchise. But being honest, I don't think I can ever go back to that time either. With stuff like the bendy books being no longer canon when they contain the best writing in the entire franchise and the way Mike shits himself at any critique he gets... I just can't speak positively of Bendy without some sort of "But..." Anymore, this franchise just fucking sucks currently.
I could make the posts I wanted to about stuff like how much I love Norman but I don't like Game Norman cause he lacks the interesting bits the books added and Book Norman has an awful design now thanks to these assholes! I could make all the posts I had wanted to about BATDR and its story, but I don't like to speak positively of the games anymore cause I don't want people to support them! I could make more posts on the books but then I'll be reminded that all this great writing Kress did, the bendy devs are completely ungrateful for! I literally can't speak purely nice of this franchise anymore cause at every turn I'm faced now with just how much it's been ruined and how much of that happened recently. I miss being able to make a causal nice post about Bendy but now I feel I can't do so without it being misleading or not the full story, Mike has tainted this fucking franchise with his presence and the fact Meatly lets him speak for both of them without stopping him or challenging him makes me assume he thinks the same way Mike does. Ughhhhhhhhhh
#ramblez#sorry there's not really a point to this post its just me rambling and being angry n sad lmao#Im not this heartbroken over not being able to make posts like I used to I have other things I should focus on more anyways#but it still sucks looking back at that norman n henry post I made n knowing it kinda falls apart bc literally the best and most interestin#part of it was dissecting how norman spoke of henry in the books and now theyre not canon anymore#I literally couldnt make that post as wholesome as it used to be now bc doing so would be misleading#thats how far gone this franchise is lmao#anyways thats it for now Ill prolly contunie to make nothing but bendy sucks and heres why posts until the end of time now sorry but its#mikes fault far as Im concerned#just you guys wait for me to talk about why the cage is gonna be bad cause Im gonna rip that entire games premise a new one n explain why#it literally has to be underwhelming or doesnt make sense yippeeee
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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Everyone should go watch Densel’s Animal Crossing series on YouTube right now just for these moments alone
#Animal Crossing#Tom Nook#Isabelle#They're just so!!!!! You know?????#I would put them on the self ship blog but an Event is going on over there this month#So we get MAIN posting#The HUG I'm falling apart#The SASS#I love it so much#The entire series is incredibly funny and seriously really good#If you're okay with Video Game characters are real and have emotions in a Meta Way plotlines#Which I know is one of those things that bothers people#but I still reccomend it because the first like 5 are just funny one offs#And then you get to Town Meeting and things go crazy#In a really really good way#And again it's VERY funny#I love it a lot and this hug gif is going to be playing in my head forever
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This may be a reach but
Both MK and Mei having something inside them that could be world-destroying, god-killing, and being afraid of it (with a bonus of Wukong hiding it from them both but idk if u think swk knew of the monkey form beforehand)
Bonus with Mei and MK having someone that can/has helped with training and mastering their abilities (Redson & Wukong respectively)
Oh boy, do I think SWK knew about MK's origins!
I've been a believer in this since post-s3, with there being plenty of evidence throughout the first 3 seasons to support it. Cause like, imma be honest, the show doesn't make sense if Wukong didn't know. I think by this point we can assume that choosing and training MK to be his "successor" was a cover story—Wukong LITERALLY couldn't have picked anyone else. I never really bought the whole "Monkey King gave you his powers!" explanation, especially when one of the first things he says to MK in AHIB is "Listen kid: You fought demons, and you didn't die, and you made it here! Not just anyone can lift my staff, but you did." And even MK had a different thought, thinking his powers came from the staff until 3x03. How would Wukong have even "given" MK his powers, like logistically anyways. There was just a lot that didn't line up! And then s4 came along, and implied "Yeah MK was born from the stone, and Wukong was there" and I was like, oh yeah that makes total sense.
And I'm also a believer in the Samadhi Fire Mei, Jade Emperor Azure, and Monkey MK trifecta of having uncontrollable, world-ending power (which they must also act as a "container" for). And you know, had the person losing control of the Jade Emperor's powers in 4x14 been one of MK's close friends, he would have been able to save them, I have no doubt. He already did so with Mei in 3x10—Mei wasn't even supposed to be able to withstand the samadhi fire. But she did (Yellowtusk "But he is my brother! I owe him my life!" parallel for the win, "No! Mei is my best friend!", YOU GET ME?). And it's like, in 3x10 MK standing by his friend was a good thing but in 4x13 Yellowtusk standing by his friend was bad. In s3 the gang trying to get the Samadhi Fire was "good" (even though they didn't really use it to defeat LBD by the end lol), and Azure trying to get the Jade Emperor's power was "bad". You see how the lines are blurring here. At the start of Monkey Kid, it's all monster of the week and "we have to stop the bad guys!". Now by this point it's "[blank] isn't necessarily a bad guy..." and "Every choice has consequences for someone", even the "good" ones. Is anyone hearing me.
And then don't even get me STARTED on "I can't be! I'm just MK!" "The Monkie Kid?". Because, I'll have you know Subodhi names Wukong in Journey to the West. I just read that chapter. And then in 4x06 he labels, or names, MK as the "Monkie Kid". And this "reason" just FEELS like it's going to involve a great amount of power, something that is...uncontrollable, even. And this time, this time when MK looses control, Mei is going to be the one to get through to him, aka Samadhi Fire Part 3. Like
#Red Son being a mentor figure to Mei like Wukong is a mentor figure to MK is good too#Sorry I completely went off the rails#THE LEGOS HAS MORE NUANCED WRITING THAN A LOT OF STUFF I'VE SEEN. I'M FUCKING TELLING YOU#I think I also had a realization while writing this post that broke me#Which was that like. Wukong wanted to put the Samadhi Fire in himself to beat LBD (his goal)#And Azure wanted to become the Jade Emperor to achieve his goals#Even if their lack of control could have doomed the entire world#And like. You know had the Jade Emperor not already been weak#I wonder if Azure would have resorted to using something like the Samadhi fire to end him.#And that thought just took me OUT#(sometimes I die when I remember that the gang has put their lives on the line over and over again to maintain the status quo)#FALLING APART OVER HERE#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk meta#YOU KNOW WHAT#MK Mei and Azure tag#power trifecta#asks#hereissananxiousmess
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I’d need so much PPE if I did this but I wonder if I could still break into my childhood home since my parents haven’t done shit with it.*
*(novel inside the tags)
#I wouldn’t bc I think the entire neighborhood would notice someone touching that house after years#and also last I remember that shit flooded before dad finally turned the utilities off completely#but now I’m thinking of the dumb Dr Who lamp with a sonic screwdriver base that was in my bedroom…….#sigh. the things you wish you could’ve grabbed when you were sent into your crumbling childhood home#to retrieve your books and other things not taken from your depression pit bedroom when the house became unlivable while you were in college#and your hoarder parents finally decided to move </333333#in theory I miss that house in practice I absolutely do not.#even if it wasn’t falling apart the vibes there were fucking rancid. it felt like the house was watching you wherever you went.#like literally always eyes on you. it was weird.#I still haven’t been able to completely shake that feeling.#granted most of the stuff that passes through our apartment is pretty benign. we’re pals.#anyways goodnight.
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Ngl the more I see Biden saying things that don't make sense like actual nonsense sentences, calling people the wrong names, making points that are the opposite of what he supposedly meant to say, and looking out of it and not quite there at public events, paired alongside reports from White House staff of what sound like him sundowning so they try not to schedule him for anything after 4 pm, plus the previous investigations of him taking classified intel from his previous white house position as VP and sharing it with others being excused away as him being confused and having memory issues so he wasn't in his right mind to be held responsible like... I'm really starting to feel like everyone in this man's ear telling him he needs to stay in the game and he's fine to keep running and be president is participating in elder abuse. This man has been showing clear signs of an issue resembling dementia (obvi I'm not a doctor and I'm definitely not his doctor so I'm not going to outright say he HAS dementia, I just recognize the signs from personal experience) since well before his election as president and it has only been getting worse. Like dear gods please make him retire let him retire, he needs professional end of life health aides not to be running a country as a political puppet.
#and im not trying to be like awww poor cute little giy let him retire#i think this man is a racist misgynistic monster#who has had awful politics his entire career and has always been against progress and equality#and he is being paid very well by groups like AIPAC for his evil#but he also CLEARLY is not mentally fit to keep going and as much as i hate him it does make me sad to see his spiral#as someone who lost my grandmother to dementia and watched this exact same spiral with her#and i think that man should be retired and playing shuffleboard with some other old retired people somewhere#living out the rest of his days where he doesnt have the power to keep murdering people for money while he loses his mind#and can be replaced by someone younger and HOPEFULLY actually progressive but i doubt it because democrats are not a progressive party#let the evil old man retire pls#for all of our sakes but also cuz its pathetic to watch him falling apart publicly and make a bigger mockery of our already a joke politics#i would not wish dementia on my worst enemy and it is upsetting to watch anyone go through even someone i abhor#it also makes it easier for people around him to use him and his power for their own gain which is really bad for us common people
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Nothing in my life has ever tasted as good as how I imagine cartoon meat that looks like this tastes
#talking tag#orv groundrat meat and yanaspleta stem#literally the only type of meat they eat in one piece#it's funny how in orv when kdj makes bbq skewers they all look like this but when yjh makes skeweres they look like normal ass skewers with#vegetables and everything#it's yjh the only person who has any culinary sense? the real answer is no. kdj is actually capable in the kitchen. the funnier answer is#that yjh was so fed up with being the only person in the universe to have taste buds and maybe a normal sized mouth that he spent an entire#regression turn learning how to perfect his cooking [this part at least is canon] just so he could convince at least one of his companions#to raise their standards and stop eating barely-chopped‚ unseasoned‚ straight off the bone monster meat#i think yjh would refuse to eat an apple unless it was peeled and sliced into cubes with little toothpicks#he wouldnt touch a sandwich until you passed it through a panini press#maybe it has something to do with diligence and intentionally putting effort into something often overlooked#its a lot of effort to cook delicious meals when the world is quite literally falling apart and reshaping itself but in a situation where#he doesnt even have control over his own death‚ he can only treat what he does have control over with the utmost diligence#cooking and eating good‚ healthy‚ SAFE food is something that is entirely his‚ i think#he doesnt need it to survive like fighting. its not a relic of his past that has lost its application like gaming. its a routine‚ a ritual#repeated daily#something that you do every day and by continuing to do it you create things that are more and more enjoyable. something that makes people#smile and feel satiated. something that gets everyone to sit close and share the joy of a single moment. a single meal#is it possible to get tired of that after repeating it so many times? every day? every day every month every year every turn#why doesnt he eat food made by other people?#because its not delicious#and the dumplings?#those were made by someone he loved. someone he loved put their time into mizing the filling and shaping the dough#someone he loves wants him to be safe and fed. and offered him dumplings that they made#was it delicious?
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my chronic pain is so much fuckign worse lately and im just so tired. what do i even do at this point
#bearsys speaks#like#i dont even know#i dont know whats going on#my bf broke up with me#my best friend of the better part of a decade cut me off#and they both insist it isnt entirely my fault#but wtf else is it if not my fault#idk!! they wont!!! fucking explain!!!!#and now trump is elected#and every day the future looks even more bleak#and i just miss my friends#i miss them so fucking much#you dont realize how much you need someone in your life until theyre gone i guess#of all my breakups this is absolutely the worst#and losing my friend just before was just....#im just so stressed out and i need a support network but i dont have one and even the tiniest dregs of one that ive managed to cultivate#are falling apart in my hands#and eveyr part of my body hurts so much#evne more than usual#at least its not summertime rn#the only reason im not offing myself immediately is bc its fall and i am mildly pleased with that#and also that would be incredibly fucked up to do to my ex and friend#ahghhh#i love them so much
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naur seriously can we talk about how allura was even like 'the lions were made to be piloted by you and you alone'referring to the fact they are the only five people in the entire multiverse to have pure quintessence corresponding to the colors oftheir lions....
if one paladin is MIA then that lion should be inactive, benched. you dont simply play musical chairs with the lions. if it waa that easy then ANYONE could be the paladins at ANY time and theres no reason for the human paladins to be there at all especially if they dont want to be. but no the human paladins are NEEDED or else keith and allura would have no problem with pidge leaving in the first two episodes. nor would they mind if lance went home. but they DO mind. they PREVENT pidge from leaving and they make lance believe going back to earth isnt an option at all--that it isnt even on their iternary.
So no. i refuse to acknowledge the lion switching as canon.
#i feel like i should also bring up my headcanon that altean markings correlate to quintessence colors.#this is why lance has PURE blue meanwhile coran has teal.#coincidentally coran also embodies characteristics of the green and blue lion (loyal compassionate curious eccentric)#so allura having PINk markings?#she aint the blue paladin.#i know that theory falls apart quickly when you look at alfor--the red paladin who has blue markings#but still#it also makes zero sense to have the only person who can create a wormhole and PILOT THE ENTIRE CASTLESHIP be#in a lion fighting a battle that they could die in any second--therefore stranding everyone who needs the castleship to escape#allura being the blue paladin would-in reality- lead directly to the galra winning the war.#it only takes five seconds to put her and blue out of commission. simply fire an ion canon or two directly at her and then the other#paladins + coran are stranded and completely helpless.#after that it would be a piece of cake for the galra to capture every single lion and their paladins.#from that point they could go into the castleship and go through any + all information about rebels#the coalition and the blades of marmora. all because allura wanted to be RVEN MORE in the spotlight than she already is#the rntire war against the galra would be irreparably destroyed. the galra wpuld win flat out to the point#that no amount of rebellion would even make a dent in their power.#meanwhile if they simply just stayed in their proper lions and fought without shiro (with allura still manning the castle)#they would take lots of blows and it would be very hard-but at least they would win.#voltron#rant
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johnmike is soooooo funny you dont get it it really is comedy
#for the record. unfortunately they would only hook up in girl au#but i just think its soooo fun#john keeping him in her apartment for the weekend#playing the recordings from the sessions and then as an afterthought being like 'oh lol you're in a band too do you wanna come down to the#studio or something'#and mike over here having his entire musical reality rearranged by this as he is quoted as saying#ogling at much more classically beautiful marianne while hes there but ultimately falling victim to the John Lennon Weirdgirl#Pussymatization Radius#and like john during this period is Very Much going through a prolonged breakdown and Also has the fuckiest haircut of all time and barely#registers him as there#and mike is sooooo into it all that it makes him furious. Because it's also john lennon#shes already doing his schtick but just five billion times More than whatever hes got going on. she Gets it but also she doesn't because sh#s fucking john lennon and is stratospheres above you ok i get that they were friends irl or whatever but this is funnier#and to add to the funny of it all a) as soon as john pops out with yoko she very loudly proclaims that she's a lesbian and mike reads#it in the papers and is like. Ah#and b) he brings it up to peter later when they're squabbling or whatever to throw it in her face over Something only for her to be like#ok and i fucked george soooooooo#ok sidebar i think powerscaling sex with the beatles is so funny and so stupid#but generally i just see it as a way for two people to wield Things as weapons against each other to hurt eachother#my favorite relationships :) when you hate each other and do everything within your power to hurt them
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