#LIFEHACK

[randomguy0ntumbir]

sleep better in the dark? put curtains on your bed.

still too bright? put more curtains. 5 layers curtains.

curtains falling off? folding clips from officeworks. buy pack of 30

too hot in bed now? remove clothes. remove blanket. put fan in bed.

still too hot? no ac? hot water bottle in the fridge. keep you cold.

fridge too far away? get mini fridge. put in bedroom. have a soda. have a yogurt. have a milkshake. have a lemonade. have a soup. treat for you. you deserve it (:

If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

[mirapteo]

they were so cute :3 in those fuckass disguises

[sea-salted-wolverine]

No spoons for cooking or dishes? That's okay, find yourself a ricecooker. it will love you more than your own mother.

Put rice in pot. Put water in pot. Rinse rice. Put as much water as rice in pot. Add sauce. What kind of sauce? What are you a cop? Add a good sauce, soy sauce, BBQ sauce, worschester sauce, enchilada sauce, whatever you please. Add veggies, diced veggies, frozen veggies, fresh veggies, whatever veggies you got on hand. Yes, you need to add veggies, or die of scurvy. Add protein, fish, chicken, red meat, tofu, whatever, beans maybe. Just stick it in there on top of the rice and veggies. Didn't take the meat out of the freezer? It works with frozen meat. You're welcome. Toss some spices in there maybe? Idk, you know what you like.

Put pot in rice cooker. Set to cook. Do whatever it is you do with a spare 20 minutes. Chores. Sex. Floor time. Homework. Post about one pot meals on Tumblr. I'm not your mom. Oh hey. The rice cooker beeped.

Eat it out of the pot. You have a fork and a nonstick pot to rinse. But also, sustenance and nutrition. That you could feasibly feed to other people without feeling like you're feeding them depression meals. AND most importantly, frozen veggies and frozen meat and rice are all things that you can stash and stock in your house for relatively cheap.

Of all the appliances you could possibly have in a modern kitchen a rice cooker/ pressure cooker is the one you can get the most mileage out of. Congratulations on your infinitely customizable balanced and nutritional meal.

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

[nyancrimew]

I don't have a cat (and cannot get one)

do you have any advice?

pro tip: u ccan become a cat yourself

[lezzieline]

i’m thankful 4 them :)

[mik-mania]

act001_scene005 is finally rendered and done

[nekomoder]

Comic based on REAL EVENTS (c) 2024

[ittorule34]

Do you miss my freak

[towniehuyendo]

HII, just wanted to share this! i figured out how to put live time translations on for streamers who dont have it set up on twitch

this is mostly for mobile (I'm sure it can be done on computer too, but i haven't tested it out, i literally discovered this like 30 minutes ago)

im also on android so i have no idea how to do this on ios

it also only works for THESE languages

(including spanish, but i already have it set up which is why it doesn't show up here)

1. start by going to your settings and scrolling till you find the "accessibility" button and clicking it

2. now under the "accessibility" tab, scroll till you find "live captions"

3. here you find "language & translations" go ahead and hit that

4. next you'll wanna go into "add a language"

5. and after you've downloaded a language (it took about 2 minutes to download for me) you can choose whichever settings you want. i chose for it to automatically translate, but you can do whatever, it's also very easy to switch between settings too.

6. finally press any volume button (just one to bring up the sound bar) and under the sound bar should be this symbol, all you have to do now is click on it and it should work

this is how it should look

i don't know how the translations will work on people with less common accents and also THIS IS GOOGLE, so the translations might be a bit off, but since i can't get qsmp tv to work on my phone and quackity is out to get ME specifically, this is the best i can do, and hopefully someone else finds this useful 😭😭😭

also you dont just have to use this for qsmp or streams in general so that's nice 😭😭😭

hopefully Google updates to have more languages too, for now that s it byyyeee

[mockva]

trash from the beach

[mirapteo]

lifehack if they slayed

[chillinaris]

Yang berbahaya hanyalah yang berdampak pada kita. Kalau tidak berdampak atau berpengaruh, seberat sebuas apapun tidak akan berarti apa-apa.

[haboab]

keeping ur code clean

just dump it in a corner nobody will notice

[surprisebitch]

whichever psychologist discovered that putting your dried clothes on your bed motivates you to finish folding your clothes, thank you. so much easier than folding in the laundry room since you wanna finish it asap and there's more space.. how did i not realize this sooner