#LIFEHACK

[dorothytheexplorothy]

lambda calculus is my brilliant and beautiful adopted daughter.

also λ looks like ג (hebrew Gimel). but is even more giraffe-like🦒!

Letter Tournament: PHI vs LAMBDA

ɸ (Phi)

SEED: 9

CODEPOINT: U+0278 LATIN SMALL LETTER PHI

PREVIOUS OPPONENT: Blackletter E

BIO: the IPA symbol for the bilabial fricative (like F but not).

Ꟛ (Lambda)

SEED: 105

CODEPOINTS: U+A7D9 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER LAMBDA, U+A7DA LATIN SMALL LETTER LAMBDA

PREVIOUS OPPONENT: Bidental Percussive

BIO: it's really inconvenient to make the slides with this one, because of how it isn't in Noto Serif.

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[mirapteo]

they were so cute :3 in those fuckass disguises

[sea-salted-wolverine]

No spoons for cooking or dishes? That's okay, find yourself a ricecooker. it will love you more than your own mother.

Put rice in pot. Put water in pot. Rinse rice. Put as much water as rice in pot. Add sauce. What kind of sauce? What are you a cop? Add a good sauce, soy sauce, BBQ sauce, worschester sauce, enchilada sauce, whatever you please. Add veggies, diced veggies, frozen veggies, fresh veggies, whatever veggies you got on hand. Yes, you need to add veggies, or die of scurvy. Add protein, fish, chicken, red meat, tofu, whatever, beans maybe. Just stick it in there on top of the rice and veggies. Didn't take the meat out of the freezer? It works with frozen meat. You're welcome. Toss some spices in there maybe? Idk, you know what you like.

Put pot in rice cooker. Set to cook. Do whatever it is you do with a spare 20 minutes. Chores. Sex. Floor time. Homework. Post about one pot meals on Tumblr. I'm not your mom. Oh hey. The rice cooker beeped.

Eat it out of the pot. You have a fork and a nonstick pot to rinse. But also, sustenance and nutrition. That you could feasibly feed to other people without feeling like you're feeding them depression meals. AND most importantly, frozen veggies and frozen meat and rice are all things that you can stash and stock in your house for relatively cheap.

Of all the appliances you could possibly have in a modern kitchen a rice cooker/ pressure cooker is the one you can get the most mileage out of. Congratulations on your infinitely customizable balanced and nutritional meal.

[dank-memes-my-ex-gf-sends-me]

[lezzieline]

i’m thankful 4 them :)

[mik-mania]

act001_scene005 is finally rendered and done

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[ketchuplaser]

[chillinaris]

Yang berbahaya hanyalah yang berdampak pada kita. Kalau tidak berdampak atau berpengaruh, seberat sebuas apapun tidak akan berarti apa-apa.

[nekomoder]

Comic based on REAL EVENTS (c) 2024

[mirapteo]

lifehack if they slayed

[ittorule34]

You definitely smell like gravy and burnt plastic 😇

This might be the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me 🥺🥺 I’d like to kiss you on the cheek

[mockva]

trash from the beach

[griffonatrix]

Eggs are so good. Just an instant +1 to basically any meal. Drop some in canned soup or microwave popcorn or instant ramen or hell even fry one up and put it on a burger, just makes even the cheapest stuff go from food to a *meal*.