#lifehack

[inwardhardar]

use the yeast to make more doughnuts

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

[mirapteo]

they were so cute :3 in those fuckass disguises

[sea-salted-wolverine]

No spoons for cooking or dishes? That's okay, find yourself a ricecooker. it will love you more than your own mother.

Put rice in pot. Put water in pot. Rinse rice. Put as much water as rice in pot. Add sauce. What kind of sauce? What are you a cop? Add a good sauce, soy sauce, BBQ sauce, worschester sauce, enchilada sauce, whatever you please. Add veggies, diced veggies, frozen veggies, fresh veggies, whatever veggies you got on hand. Yes, you need to add veggies, or die of scurvy. Add protein, fish, chicken, red meat, tofu, whatever, beans maybe. Just stick it in there on top of the rice and veggies. Didn't take the meat out of the freezer? It works with frozen meat. You're welcome. Toss some spices in there maybe? Idk, you know what you like.

Put pot in rice cooker. Set to cook. Do whatever it is you do with a spare 20 minutes. Chores. Sex. Floor time. Homework. Post about one pot meals on Tumblr. I'm not your mom. Oh hey. The rice cooker beeped.

Eat it out of the pot. You have a fork and a nonstick pot to rinse. But also, sustenance and nutrition. That you could feasibly feed to other people without feeling like you're feeding them depression meals. AND most importantly, frozen veggies and frozen meat and rice are all things that you can stash and stock in your house for relatively cheap.

Of all the appliances you could possibly have in a modern kitchen a rice cooker/ pressure cooker is the one you can get the most mileage out of. Congratulations on your infinitely customizable balanced and nutritional meal.

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

[nyancrimew]

I don't have a cat (and cannot get one)

do you have any advice?

pro tip: u ccan become a cat yourself

[lezzieline]

i’m thankful 4 them :)

[mik-mania]

act001_scene005 is finally rendered and done

[nekomoder]

Comic based on REAL EVENTS (c) 2024

[chillinaris]

Yang berbahaya hanyalah yang berdampak pada kita. Kalau tidak berdampak atau berpengaruh, seberat sebuas apapun tidak akan berarti apa-apa.

[mockva]

trash from the beach

[mirapteo]

lifehack if they slayed

[ittorule34]

Do you miss my freak

[towniehuyendo]

HII, just wanted to share this! i figured out how to put live time translations on for streamers who dont have it set up on twitch

this is mostly for mobile (I'm sure it can be done on computer too, but i haven't tested it out, i literally discovered this like 30 minutes ago)

im also on android so i have no idea how to do this on ios

it also only works for THESE languages

(including spanish, but i already have it set up which is why it doesn't show up here)

1. start by going to your settings and scrolling till you find the "accessibility" button and clicking it

2. now under the "accessibility" tab, scroll till you find "live captions"

3. here you find "language & translations" go ahead and hit that

4. next you'll wanna go into "add a language"

5. and after you've downloaded a language (it took about 2 minutes to download for me) you can choose whichever settings you want. i chose for it to automatically translate, but you can do whatever, it's also very easy to switch between settings too.

6. finally press any volume button (just one to bring up the sound bar) and under the sound bar should be this symbol, all you have to do now is click on it and it should work

this is how it should look

i don't know how the translations will work on people with less common accents and also THIS IS GOOGLE, so the translations might be a bit off, but since i can't get qsmp tv to work on my phone and quackity is out to get ME specifically, this is the best i can do, and hopefully someone else finds this useful 😭😭😭

also you dont just have to use this for qsmp or streams in general so that's nice 😭😭😭

hopefully Google updates to have more languages too, for now that s it byyyeee

[surprisebitch]

whichever psychologist discovered that putting your dried clothes on your bed motivates you to finish folding your clothes, thank you. so much easier than folding in the laundry room since you wanna finish it asap and there's more space.. how did i not realize this sooner

[lilietsblog]

A guide to washing a huge pile of dirty dishes for people who freeze up at the prospect but don't have a dishwasher (like me)

Scalable from as small a pile of dishes as makes you freeze up (even if it's just one fork) to as many as you need.

0. If you have an absolutely unreasonable pile, like it just doesn't fit into the kitchen without threatening to fall over and all break, like after a party or something, move the whole thing into the bathroom or wherever it technically fits, take a reasonable portion, and treat it as "the entire pile of dirty dishes" for the rest of this algorithm. Then rest, then iterate (perhaps another day?) until you are either done or decide to throw the rest out (so the other kind of done). Or get help. If things are that bad you have reasonable cause for asking for help.

Move all the dirty dishes eligible to the sink. Into the sink, on the counter next to it, on the windowsill, maybe on the floor if things are that bad (they're already dirty, it's fine). The only thing to watch out for are (1) to make sure they aren't going to fall over and break at being lightly nudged with an errant knee or elbow, and (2) to make sure that there's space between the sink tap and the top of the sink pile to wash one (1) cup. If both of these at the same time just aren't working out, see (0).

If need be, take five to twenty minutes to rest. You've done a thing! You've done step 1! You can celebrate.

Now ignore the dishes. For the moment, they don't exist. Clean up the rest of the kitchen. Put stuff in the fridge, on shelves, arrange it nicely, wipe down everything not currently covered in dirty dishes (which we are ignoring). Harness the power of procrastination from actually washing the dishes to make the kitchen as spotless as you have the energy for; the minimum is to free space on the table and elsewhere in the kitchen so you can put dishes there if, theoretically, you wanted to relocate them all out of their current location (don't actually relocate them, just free space). Stack stuff that isn't dishes or move it out of the kitchen temporarily if you have to. You need the space.

Optional break time again! You have done Another Step. This is great and you're doing great.

Make sure you have, separately from / in addition to the space above, all the space you need to put them to dry. Prepare everything for it. Lay out kitchen towels, put away the previously-washed drying stuff or put it with the dirty dishes again (it's fine, nobody's counting, you sure won't), open the drawers for convenience or whatever else will make life easier for you later on. Make sure you have enough space to dry everything in your queue. If you foresee that you don't, go to step 0 again.

Guess what? Break time!

Take your favorite dish rag / sponge / brush / whatever you use. If it's dirty and needs cleaning, clean it. If you lost it, go look for it or pick another. Take your time to make sure this tool is the tool you want to work with. (Do self-brainwashing to make yourself believe it if nothing else works)

Wet it a little under the tap, so that if you squeeze gently no water comes out but it's no longer dry.

Put a drop of dishwashing liquid, gel or whatever else you're using / it's called on it. Rub or squeeze it so it's foaming up a little.

Take one (1) thing from the top of the pile. Utensil, cup, pot, plate, doesn't matter, as long as it fits under the tap in the current configuration. Lather it up. Don't worry about washing it clean right now, just cover it in foam top to bottom. Do the outside parts / handle, too. Make it look like it just survived a bubble bath with an enthusiastic toddler.

Put it in the space you freed earlier, in such a manner that it won't fall down.

Iterate steps 10-11. When the ?rag? you're using stops foaming up as nice, add more dishwashing stuff on it, and if it makes you feel better re-lather the last couple of things that weren't foamed up as nice as you'd like them to. Keep going. Take breaks as necessary / desired. You're doing it! You're doing it! You can step away for a defined number of minutes that's less than infinite and rest! Then come back and keep going, one by one, not washing to clean, just lathering up.

Now you have a clean and empty sink / space next to the sink, and a pile of lathered up dishes elsewhere. If the sink is empty but not very clean and it's bothering you, it's a good time to wash it. Use the dishwashing fluid / whatever it's called to get off the grease and whatever. Clean the drain, too. Or don't if it doesn't bother you.

Take the lathered-up thing at the top of the new pile and bring it to the nice, clean, empty sink. Wash it. Now is the time to wash it until clean. Use hot water. Add more dishwashing ?liquid? if it seems like it'll help. Rub it to really get all of the gunk off. If it's desperately resisting (like a pot you burned something on the bottom of), lather it up again, put a bit of water into it, and put it into a separate Naughty Pile off to the side. It'll keep. If it's like, a cup that you drank water from and it doesn't actually belong in the pile now that you think about it, just wash the lather off. For most of the dishes and especially utensils a simple rub under a bit of running water to get the lather off will do.

Put it to dry, whatever that means in your kitchen. You've prepared the drying space earlier, now use it. Make sure things don't fall / aren't about to fall.

Iterate steps 14-15. Again, take breaks as necessary/desired. Keep the sink empty, keep the piles from toppling over.

You're done! You can do the Naughty Pile and move things from drying to their proper places (if those aren't the same thing) some other time. You've done the dirty dishes and as much of the rest of the kitchen as you're capable of! Rest time. If nothing else you won't shatter at using stuff from the drying pile, and you'll get to the Naughty Pile when you need that specific pot or whatever. It'll probably be more pliable in a few hours anyway. (If it isn't, rub off as much as you can, then fill it with water / put it into water if it's a utensil and go away again, iterate until done)