#LEGITIMATELY SO FUNNY

[cityontheedgeofforever]

instead of watching sitcoms i just binge all of the ferengi eps of ds9 in a row and call it "its always raining on ferenginar"

[ghostlightfic]

i walk onto a stage. i pull loop out of my pocket. i pull a blender out of my pocket. i put loop in the blender and set it to puree. the crowd goes wild

[itslc123]

I STARTED SHADOW GENERATIONS AND I GOT TO THE FUCKING MISSILE DESTROYING BIT IN THE FIRST STAGE AND MY COMPUTER CRASHED PLEASE

[magnetothemagnificent]

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

[smallfuckablecreature]

miscommunication between different types of transfems is common

[bookinit02]

every time i rewatch the 7x04 gym scene i lose my entire mind. he AMAZON PRIMED A BASKETBALL. INSTANT DELIVERY. TO HIS PLACE OF WORK. SOLELYYYYYYY so he could spin it on his finger and grin his big ol smile and say “hey eddie! i was thinking we should grab a hoop!😄🏀⛹️” only for eddie to go “uh huh” and keep walking. this was an intricately planned mating tactic and eddie didn’t even NOTICE. and then buck sat down cradling his basketball and pouting. like so. ☹️🏀🙍🏼‍♂️ and then he went and broke eddie’s ankle and made out with an entirely different man.

[eriochromatic]

happy birthday mihawk!! 🗡️🗡️🗡️

[framblebee]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x6 Like Angels Put in Hell by God

And you're right, it is both of them. He broods. She snipes. That's why I need you. You fortify me against them.

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Teliko (4.03)

[meltedmush]

SQQ having a matching raincoat with his skinzun?

[strawbbz]

His charming looks and silly attitude have captivated me

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*

Me: ...Perfect modernization.

wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better

bonus:

[oneluckydragon]

BREAKING NEWS!!! Local idiot ghost absolutely blown away when boyfriend gives him a nickname for the first time, more info after this broadcast.

Bonus pet-name edition:

(Yeah I know it's ooc for grovyle to EVER use the term "babe" but lets go ahead and assume he's done it accidentally a few times rather than intentionally. He's deeply in love with the dumb ghostman, ok. Sometimes it just slips out.)

Dusknoir is still recovering from hearing it. And when he finally calls grovyle "love" himself on accident a few days later, he falls deathly ill for two weeks cause his body couldn't handle the aftermath and started rapidly shutting down on a molecular level.

[blutopaz15]

wonderstorm read us all for FILTH, rayllum fam 😭😭😭

[javierduffy]

they were born in the wrong generation 💔 (they were meant to be annoying lovers online)

this is th3 og pci i'm sorry i didn't feel like drawing javi;s profile </3 maybe some other day

[weebsinstash]

I keep thinking about just, platonic yandere Batman who forces you to be his sidekick for whatever reason (you're a troublemaker and you need discipline, you're a metahuman and need training so you don't hurt someone, you just genuinely need a family or some shit and he Thinks This Will Be Good For You, maybe he's just straight up fucking selfish and is dragging you along for his emotional benefit alone) but you constantly just make it the utmost pain in the ass experience for him in rebellion

"Alright, let's go over this again: you're cornered in the alley. You have a gunman coming towards you. Your grappling hook is broken, you don't have a weapon, and he's in arm's reach of you. What do you do?"

"Suck him off?"

"YOU DISARM HIM, GOD, STOP"

WayneCorp is a leading manufacturer in blood pressure medicine because YOU are singlehandedly fueling more research and funding into the topic with how much shit you give this man (to the delight of your troublemaker 'siblings'.) Not maliciously or like violently or anything but enough to just absolutely drive him up the wall, total "I'm not mad *leaves the room to break something*" ass behavior

Bruce is over here trying to debrief everyone for a mission talking about like how Deathstroke the notorious killer mercenary has been seen in the area and you've got your feet up on the table biting the corner of your mask "but why is he so FINE though??? Like I'm not the only one who thinks he can get it, right?" and your dear old dad is ready to hang up the cowl for the night and take a good long rest to try and forget what you just said

"You can't make those kinds of comments about Poison Ivy, she's literally a terrorist"

"Girls can have a little bit of ecoterrorism as a treat. She can be my Captain Planet Dommy Mommy. She can kill oil CEOs and i can put my face in her titties and Harley can be our weed smoking girlfriend, it's a win-win for everyone"

"Please, just stop--"

"Do you think Joker's prostate honks like a bicycle horn? Like, do you know from personal experience?"

"OK, we're going into the Bat Hyperbolic Therapy Chamber to discuss why everything you just said was not ok"