#LAST LINE IS A JOKE!

[strangegutz]

im sorry asks are losing you follows :( I like to see the people I follow having fun with their characters!!

i have accepted it, that’s the problem with doing vastly different things with my art! i’ll be alienating someone no matter what. here’s a venn diagram of my audience as i understand it:

unfortunately for most, fortunately for some, i love my ocs very much and will keep posting about them, I’m making a comic one day, i swear!

The Heartbreakers are the rent-lowering gunshots of the StrangeGutz neighborhood. maybe if enough people unfollow, i’ll lower the prices of my dolls, haha

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

i just think that Duke Thomas should like oink at Dick Grayson. I think that when Dick tries to come in Duke’s room and have like a weird sibling heart-to-heart, Duke’s like “u got a warrant, pig???” and Dicks like 👁️👄👁️. Duke passive-aggressively hands Dick a doughnut. And Dick doesn’t rrly get shit for being a cop/having been a cop bc most ppl assume he’s a stripper, so this is new to him.

[dclovesdanny]

DcxDp prompt

Dead serious 3/4

Damian ran away from home after a bad fight with Bruce and accidentally entered a natural portal. Danny finds him and agrees to help him get home, and they fall in love along the way, with Ellie wingwomaning the whole time.

This is after that though, when Danny decides to join Damian in his dimension. Clockwork agrees, but he warns them that while it’s been almost a year for them, it’s been only a month back in Gotham, and their bodies will change to match that, with a few abnormalities for Danny. The journey may also cause Ellie to de age.

Now, the Batfam have been looking for Damian for a while, driving themselves crazy. They got confirmation that magic was involved, and are assuming it’s a kidnapping. So when a portal opens in their backyard, they are expecting a fight.

They aren’t expecting Damian to step out with another boy who had Black hair with a white streak like Jason, but bigger. He was cradling a baby who had the same dark hair.

“It’s weird seeing you look so young again.” The unknown boy says. Then, he sees them, and they all notice how one of his eyes is almost glowing green. “You ready to introduce me and the munchkin to your family? ‘Cause they are staring at us like they have seen a ghost.”

[notllorstel]

EBROwolf time for the spotlight and also by this time Barbie is out.

[mirrorhouse]

This is a rather high-risk romance we've embarked upon, isn't it? Brings new meaning to the term 'strange bedfellows'.

[ghostlyheart]

Nadja of Antipaxos + highlights in What We Do in the Shadows Season 5

[eddiewithcat]

i think it is actually insane that it is considered a “controversial take” to like buck and tommy together.

like … he is canonically seeing him.. wanting to date him… is happy with him.. likes learning more about him..

and honestly? the same thing for any of his past relationships.

like ok you do not need to have liked any of his past girlfriends, hell you dont even have to like tommy! but you also do NOT need to bash / make fun of people who have / do??

buck dated these people for a reason. he liked them! he had chemistry with them! they had cute moments!

you should not feel ashamed or scared to admit that if it’s what you think. and you shouldn’t bash someone for not having the same opinions as you!

and just because you like bucktommy does not mean you are “giving up on buddie” … sick of people saying that actually lmfao LIKE HOWW DOES THAT CORRELATE??

personally, i just want to see buck happy and currently tommy is the one who has been making that happen. if you seriously cannot handle someone shipping them, i highly recommend growing up and getting over it lol

anyway

eddie and his love interests on the other hand……

[todayisafridaynight]

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

"Laughing stock" can be their ship name ;)

OHHHHH GALAXY BRAIN thats so good omg. LaughingStock my beloved <3

[thisantithesis]

[“…San Lang, don’t move. The voice out there sounds a lot like the state preceptor’s. Let’s not allow ourselves to be discovered…”

Hua Cheng bowed his head slightly and hugged Xie Lian’s waist.

“All right… You don’t move either,” he whispered in his ear.

Rocks and earth crushed at them from all around, forcing them to press tightly against one another, their faces nuzzling and their ears warming at the contact. While it was hardly the right time, a thought nonetheless flashed through Xie Lian’s mind: It doesn’t feel so bad to share a grave.]

*head in hands*

[silver-horse]

Merrill during The Last Straw ...  

[astralcities]

i should've staked him

[bekolxeram]

I might've been reading Bucktommy flying lesson date fics...

99% of the time you start your flight training in a small, light aircraft with a simple design and little to no automation, so that students can get a hold of the basics of flying before moving onto bigger, more powerful airframes. It's also more affordable to rent.

So whenever I imagine Tommy giving Buck flying lessons, I picture them trying to squeeze into a teeny tiny R22:

It's a tight fit even for regular sized people, let alone our 2 human tanks. Imagine them squished between each other's shoulder and the door, while Buck is trying to hold onto the cyclic as still as possible at an awkward angle, but the chopper is still writing cursives in the sky. I just find the mental picture of it very funny.

It's a joke, for legal reasons. There are more spacious and newer models of helicopter you can start your training in. Actually I think the combined mass of these 2 alone probably already exceed the maximum weight limit of the R22. We also have Evan "lawsuit millionaire" Buckley and Tommy "knows a guy" Kinard here, so affordability is probably not the biggest concern either.

[sysig]

Wuh oh (Patreon)

Bonus:

The novel experience of being crushed by a giant rock, a visual metaphor

[cuoredimuschio]

okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??

edit: i started writing it

[fedefededef]