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17. You’re staring at a blank google document wondering when you’ve become a writer

content of your favorite character, tiers of desperation

ao3 tag, sorted by kudos

tumblr tag

ao3 tag again, sorted by update date

fanfiction.net crossovers

fanfiction.net 

pixiv

tumblr rp blogs

doujinshi

hentai

wattpad

pixiv again

ao3 tag again but using google translate to labor your way through the ones written in chinese

staring longingly at the previews of doujin involving your favorite character on japanese online stores that require you to pay money to see the full thing

hentai but your adblock blocks everything on the site so you turn off your adblock and regret it immediately

clicking a website that a korean artist linked in a tweet that screenshotted what was clearly a doujin picture but it has art of your favorite character so you cant not try and see it, but the website is in korean so you have to use google translate, and the art is marked adult so you have to make an account, but once you make the account, if you’re a citizen of korea you have to verify that you’re an adult to the republic of korea because thats where the website is hosted, and theres no option for if youre not a korean citizen, so you have to provide either your id or your phone number, so you try to put in your phone number but it expects 10 digits not 9 so you cant even use your mobile to try and prove that youre an adult and you made this account for NOTHING, and all you can do is sadly bookmark the work even though you have no way of seeing it in hopes that one day youll just be able to glimpse his face once more

contemplating for a full five minutes about going through the ao3 tag to read the russian fics even though you know that youll regret it

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content of your favorite character, tiers of desperation

ao3 tag, sorted by kudos

tumblr tag

ao3 tag again, sorted by update date

fanfiction.net crossovers

fanfiction.net 

pixiv

tumblr rp blogs

doujinshi

hentai

wattpad

pixiv again

ao3 tag again but using google translate to labor your way through the ones written in chinese

staring longingly at the previews of doujin involving your favorite character on japanese online stores that require you to pay money to see the full thing

hentai but your adblock blocks everything on the site so you turn off your adblock and regret it immediately

clicking a website that a korean artist linked in a tweet that screenshotted what was clearly a doujin picture but it has art of your favorite character so you cant not try and see it, but the website is in korean so you have to use google translate, and the art is marked adult so you have to make an account, but once you make the account, if you’re a citizen of korea you have to verify that you’re an adult to the republic of korea because thats where the website is hosted, and theres no option for if youre not a korean citizen, so you have to provide either your id or your phone number, so you try to put in your phone number but it expects 10 digits not 9 so you cant even use your mobile to try and prove that youre an adult and you made this account for NOTHING, and all you can do is sadly bookmark the work even though you have no way of seeing it in hopes that one day youll just be able to glimpse his face once more

contemplating for a full five minutes about going through the ao3 tag to read the russian fics even though you know that youll regret it

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yes.

hey mutuals do you want to get olive garden with me

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haruka and muu microwaving a furby 🙏

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oh don’t worry

I have a gay man to divorce 🥰

@thelonereni

(I don’t know who to tag so sorry for dragging you into this 🫠)

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

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just for calling me a threat to society I’m going to eat all your shoes

literally me any time i start new milgram storylines 😭 sorry hinako

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Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”

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you found your tortur victim dont worr bu

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it

literally me any time i start new milgram storylines 😭 sorry hinako

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i want to slonk your shit silly style like sloppy swag

Psh. Whatever. It’s not like I wanted to get my shit slonked silly style anyway…

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You’re the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you’re made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That’s when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.

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hey puki, if its not too much trouble, im curious to see what the oldest ask in your inbox is!

I would like to know too, unfortunately there’s zero way of getting to the bottom

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I fucking hate you 😍

milgram prisoner names, according to my friend:

1. haruka

“piss baby”

2. yuno

“yuno”

3. fuuta

“fuuta”

4. muu

“i hate this bitch”

5. shidou

(pronounced) “shy-dough”

6. mahiru

“miharu”

7. kazui

“kazuki”

8. amane

(pronounced) “uh-mean”

9. mikoto

“bathroom boy”

10. kotoko

“kotoko”

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milgram prisoner names, according to my friend:

1. haruka

“piss baby”

2. yuno

“yuno”

3. fuuta

“fuuta”

4. muu

“i hate this bitch”

5. shidou

(pronounced) “shy-dough”

6. mahiru

“miharu”

7. kazui

“kazuki”

8. amane

(pronounced) “uh-mean”

9. mikoto

“bathroom boy”

10. kotoko

“kotoko”

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milgram prisoner names, according to my friend:

1. haruka

“piss baby”

2. yuno

“yuno”

3. fuuta

“fuuta”

4. muu

“i hate this bitch”

5. shidou

(pronounced) “shy-dough”

6. mahiru

“miharu”

7. kazui

“kazuki”

8. amane

(pronounced) “uh-mean”

9. mikoto

“bathroom boy”

10. kotoko

“kotoko”

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.