#Kyle Jessup

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Kyle Jessup Legendary Bodies, 1989 - Colt, dir. Rip Colt

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Kyle Jessup

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Kyle Jessup

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Content warning: unexpected death, bereavement. This post is under a cut. If you're experiencing loss in your personal life at the moment and don't wish to read this, please do skip this post.

Gracie, who was meant to be moving out on her own, was just outside the bathroom also crying and wailing.

Kyle, poor soul, was still fast asleep and had no idea that his beloved wife of *checks notes* 24 years, who he's been with since almost the day they moved to town 31 years ago, was dying just down the hall.

And, not long after, all that remained of Ramona O'Donnell, née Jessup, aged just 60, was an urn. Rest in peace, Ramona.

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Kyle Jessup in "Legendary Bodies" (COLT Studios, 1989)

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Kyle Jessup

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Continuing with our little battle royale here, here's the first ten episodes of season two!

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Round 2 is over! Let's recap:

A Bracket, Day One: Easy Pete crushed Santiago's post-presidential assassination aspirations in a landslide; Red Lucy avenged Maj. Elizabeth Kieran's incredibly close Round 1 loss by similarly crushing the poll's most pathetic man, Beagle, in a victory for feminism; Old Ben climbed further in the ranks with a close win over Manny Vargas*; and Ranger Ghost sailed into Round 3 over Tommy Torini.

A Bracket, Day Two: Heartthrob Harland desecrated Pvt. Kowalski in the round's first of several dramatic upsets; the #TRASHSWEEP continued well apace by laying waste to Pacer; Swank and his big ol' eyes saw a win over old Ranger Andy; and the love for 10 of Spades carried him to victory over his fellow NCR soldier Maj. Knight*.

A Bracket, Day Three: The Hadrian Gang unfortunately could not survive against the high-seed monster, Fantastic; Rotface gave Boxcars a tip: get eliminated from the tournament; the Garret Twins made a smear on the sidewalk out of bubbly Brotherhood initiate Melissa Watkins; and Ignacio Rivas's* good nature wasn't enough to take down Trudy from Goodsprings.

A Bracket, Day Four: Fan-favorite Keely utterly crucified houndmaster Antony, which has knocked every member of Caesar's Legion who isn't a slave from the tournament completely; Mr. RADical successfully just laid there while Jimmy* from Casa Madrid couldn't impress; Regis from the Great Khans just barely eked out the W to make Cliff Briscoe extinct; and Mick & Ralph pulled an overnight upset against Old Lady Gibson to punch their ticket.

B Bracket, Day One: Daisy Whitman blew up Raquel; Ringo wrecked Ramos; preliminary fave Angela Williams pulled off an astonishing upset against number two seed Oliver Swanick; and Allen Marks' victory over Crandon & Jules goes to show that the corpses keep winning.

B Bracket, Day Two: Beatrix Russell ate Chomps Lewis; Emily Ortal left Pvt. Kyle Edwards in the radioactive dust; The Lonesome Drifter drifted easily into Round 3 over Michael Angelo & Kate; and Siri beat Malcolm Holmes but not without a surprising amount of turnout for the cap-collecting good samaritan.

B Bracket, Day Three: No-Bark Noonan opened up the all-Khans bracket by kicking Oscar Velasco out of the tournament; Jessup & McMurphy successfully defeated a frail and sickly child; Melissa Lewis succeeded where her father had failed the day before with a victory over Cannibal Johnson; Doctor Usanagi proves that STEM is more valuable than an English degree by giving Jerry the Punk another beating.

B Bracket, Day Four: Big Beard & Little Beard trounce the Gundersons, probably because Heck was the only one with a beard; Chris Haversam throws Meyers back in the clink; Mister Holdout couldn't hold out against Sarah Weintraub; and finally, in the single most massive (624 votes) and close (tied as late midnight with 500 votes) and polarizing (just check the notes) match-up in the entire tournament so far, Calamity the ghoul pulled an upset over Cpl. Betsy*, who's probably dealing with her loss in therapy. Hopefully Dr. Usanagi doesn't bring up her own win.

*Happy Pride Month, losers! The first round of June and literally every canonically queer character (except for Red Lucy, bisexual [edit: and Sarah Weintraub, also bisexual!]) got voted out, and that's hilarious. Funniest possible thing that could have happened on here, the gay and transgender website, during the gay and transgender month, in a tournament for the gay and transgender video game. (Beatrix Russell and Old Ben might also be exceptions, but it's minor; I only can't remember if you can sleep with them as the same sex or not when they're working at the Atomic Wrangler, but even then they may just be gay4pay. Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

You can see all of the Round 2 polls here, and the tournament bracket has been updated so that you can get a preview of the matches yet to come in Round 3. Voting will pause for a bit while I prepare graphics and bracket posts, so use this downtime to mourn the fallen, celebrate the risen, and submit designated cheerleader endorsements for your favorite remaining characters in their upcoming rounds. It's only going to get more tense from here!

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Doug Perry and Kyle Jessup from "Legendary Bodies" (1996)

Two very gorgeous men and probably my favorite segments from that video.

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wanting femme plots so check the read more if you're into that - i'm open to writing either side, to be clear

based on the fcs i want as the femme:

leo woodall as a shy little bookworm / jack quaid as a shy little gamer-geek girl meeting and being turned into a mumbling, soaked mess by a dirty, nasty dom guy (in his 40s? - co-worker, former high school colleaguemaybe inc*st?).

timothee chalamet as a girl dealing with her daddy issues by going to nasty motels with men old enough to be her dad. they ask dirty things out of her, she relunctly says yes, knowing she'll cry herself to sleep later; ask her to press her tiny f*cking tits together so they can fuck them

ethan cutkosky/connor jessup as a school girl who thinks shes smart and mature enough to have a relationship with an older man; needless to say she's being manipulated and groomed

ryan gosling as a tooootal bimbo x maybe a p*rnstar against a co-star, director or even a lucky fan

dylan minnette as a band member or a groupie getting passed around by the others

rafael silva - not even sure but god please a man suck on those tiddies please 🙏 😫 maybe a personal trainer or yoga instructor

fcs i wanna see against femmes:

need a ewan mitchell or jack quaid incel, cumming so quick in his first time with a girl/woman

and then a kyle gallner misogynistic (... sadist) redneck with a pretty thing he picked (kidnapped? spiked drink?) from this seedy bar/desert park/etc

oscar isaac college professor x student or fellow professor in a classroom

josh o'connor as a sleazy af handyman sweet-talking his way into a milf's/girl's panties after he's done with his service

milo ventimiglia dad x babysitter

leo suter kingsguard x queen/princess he's sworn to protect

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Kyle Jessup | Colt Calendar, 1987

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2023 World Baseball Classic U.S.A. Roster

Pitchers

#0 Adam Ottavino (New York Mets/Brooklyn, New York)

#21 Kyle Freeland (Colorado Rockies/Denver, Colorado)

#29 Kenneth Kelly (Arizona Diamondbacks/Scottsdale, Arizona)

#33 Michael Lynn (Chicago White Sox/Brownsburg, Indiana)

#38 Devin Williams (Milwaukee Brewers/Florissant, Missouri)

#39 Miles Mikolas (St. Louis Cardinals/Jupiter, Florida)

#43 Brooks Raley (New York Mets/Uvalde, Texas)

#47 Jason Adam (Tampa Bay Rays/Overland Park, Kansas)

#49 Kendall Graveman (Chicago White Sox/Alexander City, Alabama)

#50 Adam Wainwright (St. Louis Cardinals/St. Simons, Georgia)

#51 Brady Singer (Kansas City Royals/Tavares, Florida)

#52 Daniel Bard (Colorado Rockies/Greenville, South Carolina)

#53 David Bednar (Pittsburgh Pirates/Mars, Pennsylvania)

#55 Thomas Pressly (Houston Astros/Irving, Texas)

Catchers

#10 J.T. Realmuto (Philadelphia Phillies/Del City, Oklahoma)

#16 Will Smith (Los Angeles Dodgers/Louisville, Kentucky)

#66 Kyle Higashioka (New York Yankees/Huntington Beach, California)

Infielders

#1 Jeff McNeil (New York Mets/San Luis Obispo County, California)

#7 Tim Anderson; Jr. (Chicago White Sox/Tuscaloosa, Alabama)

#8 Trea Turner (Philadelphia Phillies/Lake Worth Beach, Florida)

#15 Bobby Witt; Jr. (Kansas City Royals/Colleyville, Texas)

#20 Pete Alonso; Jr. (New York Mets/Tampa, Florida)

#28 Nolan Arenado (St. Louis Cardinals/Lake Forest, California)

#46 Paul Goldschmidt (St. Louis Cardinals/Wilmington, Delaware)

Outfielders

#3 Markus Betts (Los Angeles Dodgers/Oak Hill, Tennessee)

#12 Kyle Schwarber (Philadelphia Phillies/Middletown, Ohio)

#27 Mike Trout (Los Angeles Angels/Millville, New Jersey)

#30 Kyle Tucker (Houston Astros/Tampa, Florida)

#31 Boyce Mullins II (Baltimore Orioles/Snellville, Georgia)

Coaches

Manager Mark DeRosa (U.S.A. Baseball/Carlstadt, New Jersey)

Bench coach Jerry Manuel (Jessup University Warriors/Rancho Cordova, CA)

Assistant bench coach Brian McCann (U.S.A. Baseball/Duluth, Georgia)

Pitching coach Andy Pettitte (U.S.A. Baseball/Houston, Texas)

Bullpen coach Dave Righetti (San Francisco Giants/San José, California)

Hitting coach George Griffey; Jr. (U.S.A. Baseball/Winter Garden, Florida)

1st base coach Lou Collier (Kansas City Royals/Chicago, Illinois)

3rd base coach Dino Ebel (Los Angeles Dodgers/Barstow, California)

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That Butt...Kyle Jessup.✨️🍑✨️

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The next morning, everyone disappeared off as usual so Kyle made sure to pay the taxes they owed.

After that, he needed some more money to rebuild their funds so he headed into work again for a while. Elena was still assigned to sell items and occasionally restock, so he happily manned the cash register.

Back at home, Ivar Volden (who you can just see in the distance) came over specifically to kick their bins. Why, Ivar? What's your problem with the O'Donnells? He only has 3 Nice points so perhaps that is enough to trigger the grouchy actions like this. Still, he doesn't get a fine because only the Watcher saw him do it!

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Kyle Jessup

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Death In Entertainment: Kyle's Conspiracy Corner: Insane Theories on Titanic Survivor Violet Jessup, Actress Anne Heche and Killer Robert Durst (Episode 128)

Episode webpage: http://Deathinentertainment.com

Media file: https://chrt.fm/track/38C7E4/www.buzzsprout.com/1846653/15127373-kyle-s-conspiracy-corner-insane-theories-on-titanic-survivor-violet-jessup-actress-anne-heche-and-killer-robert-durst-episode-128.mp3