#Kayla’s incorrect quotes

[lambiewrites]

𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐓𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐏𝐓 𝟏

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Ghost: I can’t believe Price let the 3 most mentally ill bitches do this task.

Gaz & Soap: *clearly struggling with said task*

Soap: i fucking hate it here. I don’t even care anymore. If Price yells at me that’s fine. I’m turning in my keys and badge and I’m leaving. *on the verge of tears*

The gang comes back from doing their task (we were getting a ladder lmao)

Price: what the fuck?

Ghost, Gaz & Soap: 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏼‍♂️🧍🏾‍♂️

Soap: SEE! I fucking told you all! I’m done! I quit! I hate this job! *rips off badge, hitting Price in the process, also clearly having a violent mental breakdown*

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for context: I’m a manager yes but I’m a very stupid one btw. Our assistant manager asked us to get a ladder for something and we clearly fucked it up somehow someway. Tension were high and it was so funny. I did have a mental breakdown on my lunch though and cried my eyes out btw 👍🏻

[hyperfixation-fix]

Kayla, showing a new Apollo camper around the cabin while Will is on duty in the infirmary:

...so this is your bed over here-

*pats bed*

-make yourself at home, and this-

*pats Nico's head, who is dozing on a beanbag*

-this is our pet Spawn of Satan, but don't worry! Will has had him de-clawed-

Nico, without moving: I'll kill you Kayla, I swear to god.

Kayla: -but he's still working on socialising him.

Nico: They'll never find the body Kayla, I'm dead serious. I know places.

Camper: ....man you guys are weird

[ace-writer-lani]

Will: No. I can't. It's too much. There's no hope left for me.

Austin: No, Will! Stay with us, please!

Will [sinking down to the floor]: I'm sorry. I can't keep goin' like this. You have to leave me here.

Nico: Solace

Will: Avenge me, Neeks.

Nico: ...

Nico [to Kayla]: ...he knows it's just a draw 2, right? Not the end of the world?

Kayla [about to win]: All he should know is that he's a loser

Nico: ...

Nico [placing down a card]: Draw 4, Kayla

Kayla: You BITCH

Will: HA! [Sits up to kiss Nico on the cheek]

Nico [blushing]: And I change the color to blue

Austin: Simp

Kayla [who only has green]: I fucking hate you all

[adamsolangelofangirl]

the apollo cabin listens to albums together when they get released

this is cannon

you're welcome

[hopeinthebox]

What if I told you I'm a mastermind?

[pain-is-too-tired]

Pjo Characters based off things me and/or my mom said

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Leo:I want what he's having

Piper:Probably a breakdown

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Blackjack: I know you're not gonna eat donuts in front of me

Percy:not in front of you

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Kayla:jokingly Do you know how to march?

Austin:stares in band kid Oh boy do I know how to march!

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Lee:texting from passenger seat Stuck in traffic

Michael:rude.

Michael:run him over

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Nico:how did I get so mean?

Will:Trauma

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Annabeth:Cause she has money?

Percy:bitch

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Leo:exuse me, that's my stim

Jason:oh sorry

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Kayla: How long have you been in love with Nico? Will: That's absurd. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I've never been in love with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Nico is a friend. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not in love with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off? Hmm? Check and mate.

[godsdamahalfblood]

Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.

Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-

Kayla: it's wednesday.

Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!

Will: *starts crying*

[percabethlovebot]

Kayla: Nico would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Will: Nico would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

[thegreatandpowerfulapollo]

TOA INCORRECT QUOTES PT2

Meg: What's Mean Girls?

Apollo: What's Mean Girls?!?!

*pulls a whiteboard out of nowhere*

Apollo: So-

Kayla: Oh no he's doing it again

Nico: He did that to me when I asked about Beyoncé

[freddie-77-ao3]

Will: Kayla is in the backyard stabbing the ground with a sword trying to render the soil barren by killing the worms but luckily Austin has trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade. Will: i um. I understand Lee a lot more now.

[lambiewrites]

Me as a Jigsaw Apprentice Intern Part 2

Me: “okay gang here’s y’all’s coffees! I had the barista put y’all’s names on it and with a sticker!”

John: *has a smiley face sticker cup*

Amanda: *has a skull sticker cup*

Lawrence: *has a peace sign sticker cup*

Hoffman: *has a glitter heart sticker cup, extra girly with lots of sparkles and pink*

Hoffman: “What the fuck is this?”

Me: “oh uh…”

Me: “uhm..”

Me: “idk I guess because you’re literally serving?? Idk…” 👉🏻👈🏻🥹🤭

Hoffman:…..

Hoffman: “You’re fucking weird.”

[torukmaktoskxawng]

If Tsu'tey lived and met my OC:

Tsu'tey: Ah, another Suli, here to stomp around and make a mess of things.

Kayla: ... You seem nice.

Tsu'tey: You should go away.

Kayla: Nah, you'd miss me.

Tsu'tey:

[ace-writer-lani]

Austin: Whoa, hold the brakes. Who pissed in your coffee?

Will [glaring]: Nico

Austin:

Nico: He's just mad that I ate his last bag of Twizzlers

Will [throwing his hands in the air]: You don't even like licorice

Nico: Yeah, but know you were the one who stole my Kit-Kat the other day

Will: For the last time, no I didn't!

Austin:

Austin [whispering to Kayla]: You stole it, didn't you

Kayla: Duh.

Austin: Why?

Kayla: I got bored and I figured I could spice things up a bit around here

[logolepsy-babble]

[echo-stimmingrose]

Kayla: Austin, I'm a lesbian.

Austin: I thought you were American??

Kayla:

Kayla: I'm Canadian!?!